Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran! Yeah somebody job is to sit and make sure each box get only 2 scoops. Imagine putting that on a bank loan app.
Raisin bran is the nastiestt cereal ever made, who wants to eat raisins in there cereal honestly, fucking disgusting and the two scoops made it even more awful...yuck!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS I COULDNT HELP MYSELF SO I HAVE TO POST THIS. ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY YOU WILL BE KISSED BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFEOR TOMMMORROW WILL B THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW DAT U'VE STARTED READING DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY I WUD PUT IT ON AT LEAST 5 VID. WIT IN 146 MIN. WIN UR DONT PRESS F6 N UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR THIS IS SO THIS IS SO SCARY SO T HANKS AND GOOD LUCK.
ive been looking for the kelloggs raisin bran commercial and its this jazzy sounding guy, saying "two scoops of raisins are the reason, kelloggs raisin bran's so pleasin'" then theyre saying 2 scoop 2 scoop in the backgroud. i cant find it anywhere. it was from the 90s.
ive been looking for the kelloggs raisin bran commercial and its this jazzy sounding guy, saying "two scoops of raisins are the reason, kelloggs raisin bran's so pleasin'" then theyre saying 2 scoop 2 scoop in the backgroud. i cant find it anywhere.
I remember this ad. I think it was from the mid '80s. I wish you could find that one animated Raisin Bran commercial from about 1981 with the Roving Reporter. I think the slogan in that one was "two bigger scoops of raisins".
A Maritime review board determined that last week's harbour accident and ensuing oil spill was due to negligence on the part of a three man Tugboat crew.
Apparently the crew were distracted by thoughts of a certain breakfast cereal, which caused them to recklessly disregard safety rules and ignore commands by the harbourmaster in their desperate attempt to go back for more food.
now hold on a sec tuttt99, I thought they were clearly running for the shitter and had to do an emergency docking procedure. Also from the reports, they were having issues with the vessel's bathroom. Who knew that bran flakes would make those older crew members have to turn around and dock as they did. But yes I agree, bran flakes and raisins (they are laxatives right?) should be prohibited by maritime law. I'd hate to see any repeat incidents on airliners so let's call the FAA.
@rowe76 I read too much Mad Magazine and the "running for the shitter" remark was acutally made by somebody else and I just built up on it while of course throwing in an unnamed airliner remark :) Thanks for the compliment. I'm not the only one attacking my eighties childhood heritage. I think other comedy outlets have outdone me but like to give my two cents. And in closing, long live Gallagher.
@rowe76 and also Raisin Bran's fiber content sucks (oh all those sugary cereals back then and over commercialism, it was a fun time and yet I'm still living. Amazing what a kid could absorb in pure sugar back then:)
this commercial is amazing. I've seen it over 100 times today alone. I watch it every day before school so I do better. I also eat raisin bran while I'm watching it. I had my frist raisin bran bar, it was too sugary, but I love raisin bran!
I remember this from my childhood, but I never listened to the lyrics thoroughly. "This tugboat crew has a plan...?" That is so random. Imagine the ad guys sitting around a table with the jingle-writer (like Charlie from Two and a Half Men) saying, "How can we get a story into 30 seconds? How about a tugboat crew?!" Perfect! These are not the most attractive actors, either. How things have changed!
Is it just me or did many 80s commercials have their own songs in them. Unlike todays commercials where its either a song that already exists or no song.
raisins rule!!! 2 scoops!
generallzod 2 days ago
What they didn't show was the workers being fired afterwards for leaving their job.
MrJaxreid 3 days ago
2 scoops of yummines!
elie64lol 1 week ago
@elie64lol
LOL except when I was a kid, I picked out all of the raisins. Man, that pissed my dad off! There were no scoops--lol.
pluto4847 1 week ago
how big are those scoops?,,,why not 3 scoops?
Ladyboyloverxxx2 2 weeks ago
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran! Yeah somebody job is to sit and make sure each box get only 2 scoops. Imagine putting that on a bank loan app.
Offthbadan 1 month ago
haha this stuff helps me $hit.
trespasser4000 1 month ago 2
little known fact about raisin bran, its one of the cereals with the most sugar per serving, more than children's cereals
DUDEABIDES001 3 months ago
why in Italy we haven't got this incredible version of Kellogg's. I could cry ahahhaah
TheOldMates 4 months ago
Raisin bran is the nastiestt cereal ever made, who wants to eat raisins in there cereal honestly, fucking disgusting and the two scoops made it even more awful...yuck!
Bsktballr025 4 months ago
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS I COULDNT HELP MYSELF SO I HAVE TO POST THIS. ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY YOU WILL BE KISSED BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFEOR TOMMMORROW WILL B THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS YOU WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS. NOW DAT U'VE STARTED READING DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY I WUD PUT IT ON AT LEAST 5 VID. WIT IN 146 MIN. WIN UR DONT PRESS F6 N UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR THIS IS SO THIS IS SO SCARY SO T HANKS AND GOOD LUCK.
TheSidsta11 9 months ago
PETER
Noleasestoimbecil 9 months ago
TWO SCOOPS OF THEM JUICY RAISINS! XD
RoverBot1 10 months ago
2 people are illergic to raisins, bran, and commercials
flameboy1928 10 months ago
Two scoops ya catchy to bad raisin brand sucks.
TheSidsta11 10 months ago
My husband says the smell of raisin bran reminds him of his uncles chicken farm
tuddyfruity4 11 months ago 2
ive been looking for the kelloggs raisin bran commercial and its this jazzy sounding guy, saying "two scoops of raisins are the reason, kelloggs raisin bran's so pleasin'" then theyre saying 2 scoop 2 scoop in the backgroud. i cant find it anywhere. it was from the 90s.
deshahubbell 1 year ago
ive been looking for the kelloggs raisin bran commercial and its this jazzy sounding guy, saying "two scoops of raisins are the reason, kelloggs raisin bran's so pleasin'" then theyre saying 2 scoop 2 scoop in the backgroud. i cant find it anywhere.
deshahubbell 1 year ago
Looks really good
ThePlanBS 1 year ago
These sure do look like the good old days. But how would I know, I didn't even exist then...
Rachamacha 1 year ago
I hate raisins
wrollercoaster500 1 year ago
Maybe they don't sing about it any more, but the box still has the "two scoops" on it.
at90percent 1 year ago
why not 3 scoops?....i will contact Kelloggs and see if they like my idea.
Ladyboyloverxxx2 1 year ago
These guys seem a little light in the loafers. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But, they don't seem cut out for this kind of business. :-)
rezonthe 1 year ago
They'll probably get fired for this^^
Boqiro 1 year ago
Hahah imagine if they were shipping Raisin Brain cereal and forgot to add raisins in it.. how fucking retarded would that be lmao.
Chacha5678 1 year ago
Perhaps they can bring a supply along and use it to pay off the pirates ?
bumsmith 1 year ago
two scoops of destruction!!!
MegaFragger 2 years ago
Tell me more of this "scoop". Is it some of that metric system hogwash?
gfalcon 2 years ago 3
I remember this ad. I think it was from the mid '80s. I wish you could find that one animated Raisin Bran commercial from about 1981 with the Roving Reporter. I think the slogan in that one was "two bigger scoops of raisins".
shootinair 2 years ago
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A Maritime review board determined that last week's harbour accident and ensuing oil spill was due to negligence on the part of a three man Tugboat crew.
Apparently the crew were distracted by thoughts of a certain breakfast cereal, which caused them to recklessly disregard safety rules and ignore commands by the harbourmaster in their desperate attempt to go back for more food.
tuttt99 2 years ago
now hold on a sec tuttt99, I thought they were clearly running for the shitter and had to do an emergency docking procedure. Also from the reports, they were having issues with the vessel's bathroom. Who knew that bran flakes would make those older crew members have to turn around and dock as they did. But yes I agree, bran flakes and raisins (they are laxatives right?) should be prohibited by maritime law. I'd hate to see any repeat incidents on airliners so let's call the FAA.
shaithis45 2 years ago
@shaithis45
that was funny as hell lol!!!!!!
rowe76 1 year ago
@rowe76 I read too much Mad Magazine and the "running for the shitter" remark was acutally made by somebody else and I just built up on it while of course throwing in an unnamed airliner remark :) Thanks for the compliment. I'm not the only one attacking my eighties childhood heritage. I think other comedy outlets have outdone me but like to give my two cents. And in closing, long live Gallagher.
shaithis45 1 year ago
@rowe76 and also Raisin Bran's fiber content sucks (oh all those sugary cereals back then and over commercialism, it was a fun time and yet I'm still living. Amazing what a kid could absorb in pure sugar back then:)
shaithis45 1 year ago
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tuttt99 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kkiikkii95 2 years ago
I know the classics are great, but I also love the new commercial.
"It's a mouth full of awesome!" lol
UndertakerKane44 2 years ago
i didnt liek that one,
but rotflol! TWO SCOOPS!
lunarbubblemess 3 years ago
2 SCOOPS!
monstermash677 3 years ago 2
lol
dskennie 3 years ago
why didn't they take the cereal with them? was there some law that you could only take one scoop of juicy raisins onboard a vessel in those days??
goochbillingham 3 years ago 23
Yes.
More than one scoop of juicy raisins on a vessel is prohibited by maritime law.
tuttt99 2 years ago
those bastards!
goochbillingham 2 years ago
@goochbillingham LOL, I thought the exact same thing. I was even going to comment about it.
Anya365 1 year ago
WOW they turn the entire barge around just so they can go back and have some bran cereal LOL
Laucheehung 3 years ago 3
ok i dont give a shit about this commercial
but i just wanna say
WHAT THE FUCK to whoever it was the deleted the danny mcgee raisin bran ad
they should burn in hell
they ruin my buzz ..
megEM3RGENCY 3 years ago
TWO SCOOPS!
pause it at :20
SkullDemon44 3 years ago 2
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fuck this is gay
AdamsJournal 3 years ago
People should all live naked in the sunshine together and get stoned and there would be no war.
kirkenbunken 3 years ago 18
SO TRUE!
megEM3RGENCY 3 years ago
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@kirkenbunken Yes there would be.
eday2010 1 year ago
@kirkenbunken No war, but we'd all be dead at the age of 30 from cirrhosis, drug overdose, and melanoma.
nucksfan09 7 months ago
you sure it wasn't the sugar?
onenonlyprincess2 4 years ago
Unbelievable.
gc5484 4 years ago
FUCKIN HUGE!
kyle111123 4 years ago
dats some good cereal
bellowserty 4 years ago
yeah but how big are the scoops
gleepglopp 4 years ago
4th grade grandson is doing a science project to determine what the size of the scoops must be. Let you know the results.
blondepolishkid5 2 years ago
this commercial is amazing. I've seen it over 100 times today alone. I watch it every day before school so I do better. I also eat raisin bran while I'm watching it. I had my frist raisin bran bar, it was too sugary, but I love raisin bran!
ilovejpeg 4 years ago 4
I remember this from my childhood, but I never listened to the lyrics thoroughly. "This tugboat crew has a plan...?" That is so random. Imagine the ad guys sitting around a table with the jingle-writer (like Charlie from Two and a Half Men) saying, "How can we get a story into 30 seconds? How about a tugboat crew?!" Perfect! These are not the most attractive actors, either. How things have changed!
coknerDQ 4 years ago
Those two guys at the end were running too the shit'er, because of all that bran
crazykb 4 years ago 4
those two guys were running to the shiter, because of all that bran!~
crazykb 4 years ago 3
They run like a bunch of gays :)
NooblesTehBeast 4 years ago
this cereal is so bad ass!
LemonLimesour 4 years ago
danny mgee is better
Brody6666 4 years ago
Is it just me or did many 80s commercials have their own songs in them. Unlike todays commercials where its either a song that already exists or no song.
spunker88 4 years ago 7
uuhh yeah..."Hello Goodbye" from The Beatles has been raped MANY times for the sake of commercials...too true...
magnacore11 3 years ago
yea they had their own little jingle for their product, not as much anymore now :(
Laucheehung 3 years ago 2
classic genius...nothing like Danny McGee though
andrewvictor 4 years ago 3
the box looks a lot smaller than these days
vidaliasweet 4 years ago 2
Mmm, two scoops of fecal impaction. Run run for that bowl, the toilet bowl, that is.
YanetJ 4 years ago
they turn the whole barge around for raisins and you can tell they really love raisin bran!
dangarrous 4 years ago