Curb Your Enthusiasm - Jury Duty

[ridder6689]

Shred em, You won't regret it. BTW this shit was funny as hell XD

[rirruto85]

The art of troll.

[SandrineSoprano]

Top one. From a Black bird.

[Deejiethefact]

My cousin once stole a almen joy from me, it was up setting at the time lol

[bigred2989]

BRILLIANT

[jonbap426]

I know what to say next time I'm in for Jury Duty. Actually, earlier this year I was dismissed because I said I was more likely to take the word of a police officer than a suspected criminal. Now, is that how I actually feel, probably not.

[FabioFresh]

where can I get a Seinfeld jacket like Larry's? Thats awesome

[kdbl112]

would be so great if the next scene was larry leaving the court building all like "yesss! woo hoo!"

[Subartimaeus]

@kdbl112

No... that's the kind of stuff you'd see on BBT.

[kdbl112]

@Subartimaeus yeah, larry has NEVER acted like an annoying teenager on this show before.

[KASTOREL]

he says problem like 4 times in the whole show

[whotaughtyou]

CLOCK WATCH KCOLC

[cadettipk]

wat season and episode is tis?

[MrProcontra]

@cadettipk Season 4 episode "Car Pool Lane".

[cadettipk]

@MrProcontra Thank you.

[chimpanze34123]

@cadettipk season 4 the car pool lane episode

[pmezo]

larry david is the fucking man

[PraisetheLordXO]

So I checked my mailbox and got summoned for jury duty today, I wonder if I could use Larry's tactics to get out of it hahaha. I love Curb!

[AbbeyRoad52]

I love the look on that chick's face after he says that. She just stops typing and freezes with that "What the fuck?" look on her face. lol

Larry's hilarious.

[searchanddiscover]

would that work in real life?

[SabbaghProductions]

Problem biatch ?

[stevenmgerald]

Best way to get out of jury duty

[FirstLineRhyme]

I love how he says....."problem?"

[CarlosCMTF]

:trollface:

[VirginiaTagz]

at least he's honest lol

[Curtains1337]

problem?

[Brademmerson]

problem? larry is trolling!

[tr4d3m4rk44]

@Brademmerson Hahahaha, yeah, I was just waiting for Troll Face to pop up.

[whotaughtyou]

EVA MENDES IGOR NOVARK

[Harleysvideos]

Problem? LMFAO

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Problem?

[Words2soul]

@MetallicTuneFilms LMAO

[jimmi161]

If you said something like that would it go down on some kind of permanent record?

[netskot]

@jimmi161 no man why would it?

[jjlinert]

Larry rocks!

[karlwig]

"Problem?"

Haha what a troll!

[netskot]

23 people are larry's cousins

[JazReviews]

@netskot Fail.

[whotaughtyou]

WATCH LADY DESIGN ITSELF WRONG FINE PASSION BARRISTER JUDGE NOT ANYMORE IGNORE THE JURY JUDGES JURY VAUXHALL CHANNEL NO.7 LAID ARMY WHITE INDIAN LADIES PAKISTAN WHITE U-NHEARD

[Nearman]

what's so bad about jury duty?

[bull864]

@Nearman You get paid next to nothing and they own you for about a week.  It sucks.

[quesonegro]

This is what I wish I could do whenever I'm being considered for jury duty but don't have the courage to do.

[whotaughtyou]

PINEAPPLE LADIES WATCH

[agoshgaur]

LD has brought back the real funny back to the television after a series of well-tried and sometimes successful sitcoms which thrive more on the existence of weird characters and unrealistic hard-for-the-common-man-to relate-with comic situations in their premise. Way to go LD. One of the funniest man alive. Or dead.

[rossvideosprint]

problem?

[Monkeyboy92037]

no good?

[airemillion90]

I'd pretend to be gay to get out of Jury duty. They don't let gays be juries do they?

[JazReviews]

@airemillion90 Apparently they do, they'd be sued for millions otherwise. Liberalism eh?

[majunior000]

i just got a letter in the mail for jury duty. first thing that came to my mind was this scene lol

[blastman242]

Counselor Condom

[TPCrisis]

21 people are niggers.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@TPCrisis dude :S why would you say some bullshit like that? i'm white, but c'mon, man :)

[TPCrisis]

@MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB Ok...Negro then if your going to bleed out of your vigina over it.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@TPCrisis lol. i just didn't know if you were aware of the fact that there's a difference between nigga and "nigger" that's all.

[Edgey1988]

@TPCrisis There's 22 of the bastards now.

[ebunny5]

problem? lol

[Axeslinger754]

the look on his face when the counselor says its not a serious crime

[Colddeed]

20 people have had an almond joy stolen from them.

[Wandered1441]

I have jury tomorrow, I'm tempted to try the Almond Joy line.

[Isleofskye]

Defendent looks guilty as hell to me.

[HOGEFAN]

This actually happened with a prospective jury member on my jury day. That person got sneered, but they also got out of jury duty. Liking people equally was my punishment.

[MrFan32]

wear a shirt that says "fuck jesus" , and you will never get selected for jury duty

[Isleofskye]

Judge should have withheld the information that the Defendent was Black and then he would get a fairer trial.

Who accused the Defendent of being Black anyway?

[jcall811]

Judges wrongfully withhold info from the jury. Jurys are above the law. If they listen to the judge and follow the law what is the point? The judge might as well get rid of the jury and find the defendant guilty!

[Transmissionwould]

I love when the camera slides over to Larry, and he just sticks out like a sore thumb, and of course, in his Seinfeld jacket.

[wookiewhat]

Problem Officer?

[neondistractions]

Does anyone know what the song at the begining of this is?

[phillyeagles217]

my cousin once stole an almond joy from me.....quite upsetting at the time

[TinklestheGoat]

Real troll: Serve on the jury, convict the guy BECAUSE he is black.

Problem?

[dummychaos]

@TinklestheGoat Not truly trolling, just racist. But doing that as a black person would be ultimate trolling. ;)

[mikeyboy082]

@TinklestheGoat chances are the guy would've been guilty of something anyway so it all balances out ;)

[daniel14]

Trooooooooooooooooolololololol­olololoooooooo!!

[ferrozm]

my cousin once stole an almond joy from me....it was upsetting at the time

[miggidymark]

hey, it's the episode that cleared the murder suspect..!!

[goodguysdoll]

@ApatrideApatride Without question, perhaps of the century.

[ebunny5]

hehehehehe

[FinalFORCEonline]

lmao! negro? lol

[silentdetox]

I can't decide if the cousin stealing an almond joy or the fake racism to get out of jury duty is funnier

[pola4u]

Reddit wAs here ....problem?

[LeftAxe]

@pola4u lolface.jpg lolololol AAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[polskadude11111]

LMFAO!!

[TheWylde0ne]

19 people had a problem.

[AlexiixelA]

problem officer? trollface.jpg

[motorkola2]

lol got called for jury duty this week was thinking about this episode luckily I got dismissed

[diddykongfu]

lmao i wish i had the balls to do this but sadly ill end up with a case fucking hate jury duty

[SandrineSoprano]

Larry, you kill me, Man!....

[floeticdeath]

thanks Larry, I got jury duty coming up January, I'll use this tip to get out.

[drdread70]

LD is a brilliant man.

[evenyscrewd]

im def gonna do something like this if im ever called for jury duty

[00cm]

You have to watch the entire episode to see how it all comes together at the end. This is a good one too! He finds other creative solutions to every day problems. :D

[AbyssCrown]

Problem, judge?

[asuch874]

@AbyssCrown was THAT the only card he could pull out?????

[AbyssCrown]

@asuch874

He could have pulled out the bald card.

[whoo689]

Awesome way to get out of jury duty.

Of course, there's also the added 'bonus' of being tagged "racist" by your fellow citizens in the area. But how often are you gonna meet up with a bunch of strangers from jury duty AGAIN? you know

[CaptainViral84]

This sceen is a Mel Brooks style humor

[n0time2spare]

Problem Officer? LMFOA

[jsbeard18]

"Councilor Condom"?

[asuch874]

@jsbeard18 Councilor Condom nice 2 meet u.

[longfootbuddy]

thats refresing.. what i hate more than racism, is living in a country where you cant speak your mind freely...and yes, i know hes trying to get out of jury duty..im so sick of people saying "the n-word" as if we're in kindergarden, and pretending that theres no worst word on earth...but thats what america has become, a big kindergarden

[bjmensz]

@longfootbuddy if your speaking your mind involves dropping unironic n-bombs, i don't think you have much standing for whining about being treated like a kindergartener

[longfootbuddy]

@bjmensz i think i do, cuz in kindergarden, you get in trouble for saying the "n word", and you get punished for not sharing, and your told when and what to do everything...when you grow up in a "free" country, your not suppose to have to put up with childhood rules anymore...but i can see you like it..so your sweet little ears dont have to hear the "n word", youd gladly limit free speech...your probably also in favor of "hate crime laws" too

[bjmensz]

@longfootbuddy part of growing up is realizing that, despite the fact that there are no parents or teachers around to punish you, that doesn't give you license to be a sociopathic retard.

[longfootbuddy]

@bjmensz ah, but we do not need to be licensed to speak our minds in a free society....we do have responsibilites to ourselves to be decent people, but we dont need the kind of kindergarten, "no n-word" rules enforced in law, that alot of people would like to see forced on theyr fellow americans.. "hate crimes" is a perfect example of it

[bjmensz]

@longfootbuddy No such law exists.

[longfootbuddy]

@bjmensz no hate crime laws exist? mmm, k...are you also claiming people dont want hate crimes to exist?

[whayes8084]

@longfootbuddy Problem?! Lol

[tattooedgashia]

Who gives a shit if he is being rasist.

[jamier28]

Problem?

[LedWilde]

Someone I know used this same exact method to get out of jury duty.

[liquidfire213]

@LedWilde

liar

[XanaduZune]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL That was SO FUNNY!!! ROFLMAO

[fishcop444]

Problem? LOLOLOLO

[youzoe7]

this guy is funny lol he did a great job making Seinfeld. :)

[ShivDes123]

LOL wtf 'cuz hes a neegro'

[SeanIacono]

I laughed so hard when I first saw this

[marathon1974]

That was funny, though I started laughing when he said his name. You just knew it was coming.

[disengagejam]

"My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me"

haha the line delivered brilliantly by LD

[sigshooter226]

Lmao

[DocStrange0123]

Jury Duty: a group of people required to decide who has the best lawyer...

[zamjam34]

is it me or is his no at the 40 second mark just really funny?

[van11111]

I had jury duty once. I was both really interesting and numbingly boring at the same time lol!

[Brinah]

@van11111 same; the opening arguments were especially boring, we were pinching each other to keep awake! lol

[jilmjones]

i never tire of the awkwardness

[DrewRadley]

Problem?

[mushuplus]

This was probably my fav episode.

[divatif]

ROFL @ my cousin once stole an almond joy from me

[stephanesonneville]

Problem?!



[ImTheSoupNazi]

@stephanesonneville No good?

[EvanConover]

Some of these comments show why WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS on regular American TV anymore and why this show has to be on HBO to be uncensored. People work up a fit over what is said on TV completely out of context from what the episode was all about.

[FritoExpress]

Larry David, person of all the years

[majunior000]

lmao

PROBLEM?

[BrownDarter]

This show is brilliant as so unique .

[locolapapa]

Problem?

[pegleg747]

omg, hilarious! These jurors are such liars!

[whoo689]

Counselor CONDOM?? LOL

[ElGreatHambino]

Problem?

[sertitham]

hahahaha, god this show is so spot on funny!!!!! I just disccovered it, and I can't get enough. Politically incorrect humour, with actualy humour. He manages to make fun of stereotypes and make the most ourtrageous observations, in the most selfish and non-threatening way. I love it.

[tfpmacheath]

Haha, he's just so straightforward about it...

[sirwojciechowski]

Lol so classic

[DannyMack910]

PROBLEM, OFFICER?

[Gumbo550]

trollface.jpg

[TehHunSkelper]

LOL

[AntiEtc]

LOL!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

[hobokenpete]

my cousin once stole an almond joy from me . . . . . it was upsetting at the time

[Faygo069]

lol Larry had an almond joy stolen from him so he is partial to the case because black people steal.

[spyderf16]

Two words:

"Jury Nullifcation" Mention that you believe in it and they will instantly blacklist you from serving. The prosecutor will never stand for it.

[JustFapped]

larry is the man

[SopranosFan777]

Rofl

[wr3ck]

Problem, officer?

[enverpasha55]

A one way ticket of Jury duty....haha...although the judge would have tour into him...

And it is a almost mandatory question to ask if "youve been a victim of a crime" form the defense attorney during Voir Dire...for obvious reasons.

[JaffaHustleKing]

It would have to be done, knowing my luck tho the muvafucker in question would look identical to me.

[gorion79]

motherfvcker just got summoned to do this bullshit..!GAH

[RollJob88]

yes

[wilcox24]

why do they ask if he was ever the victim of a serious crime?  are they implying that they don't want jurors who sympathize with the victim?

[papalolita]

More like they don't want jurors who want to take revenge for that crime on the defendant, especially if the defendant is in a similar case.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

Yeah. They don't want jurors who'll let their emotions get in the way.

If you've been raped you'd probably be emotionally inclined to find an accused rapist guilty. I guess is the viewpoint.

[TaylorOnTheMic]

the belife is victims of serious crimes may be incapable of being impartial

[DeCampis]

Nihilism at its best :D

[AZcowboy25]

where can i find the episode where Larry see's his 5wood in the coffin and steals it, and then they find a cashew in the coffin and hes all got this scared and shocked face, haha this show is awesome!

[AZcowboy25]

at the end he's all "problem?" haha lmao!

[Potchama67]

My grandpa got outta jury duty doing the exact same thing no lies lol

[asadali1987]

damn!! i forget every time how funny the scene really is! lol

Be like Homer Simpson.

To get out of jury duty, just say you're prejudice against people of every race.