Sneak Peek At The Ultimate Jew At Work 3: Jews & Gentiles

[saint0470]

This guy is Brilliant.

[MegaAstrodude]

@2:42,

It's kind of strange how there aren't as many Jewish engineers as there are physicists in the US. I could see a great sketch with Einstein struggling to use tivo.

@3:52,

How did Solomon's temple get built?

[Fersomling]

That goyisha Colin Quinn looks like Tony Soprano.

All you Gentiles look alike.

[hogo1]

@Fersomling

Guess its better to look a like then to look at least a little like Jackie Mason.

[Fersomling]

@hogo1 : Actually, I'm a goy myself. I guess you could call be Righteous and Hilarious among the Goyim.

[jsf525]

why lie to us jackie. you say this is your last show and 2 years later your doing westbery in new york

[jsf525]

he said this was his last show now he is playing in westbery in new york 2011.

I guess he need more money. but he lied to us

[Ariamaluum]

Go back to you real name, dude, if you are going to bring it.

[sarabeth1410]

could listen to jackie all day long never get tired of his jokes so brilliant :)

[77705000000000000000]

אין אלוהים מבלעדי אללה

[evildodgema]

@77705000000000000000 So... How are you doing as a troll? Any success?

[Jeannenyc57]

I was fortunate to meet you in "love thy neighbor" I was with my partner, When you asked if there was a gentile in the audience, I raised my hand. You had me stand up & wave. So, I did. Later we got backstage to meet you. I wonder if you remember us.

[Jeannenyc57]

I saw Jackie in the late nineties. My partner & I got to go backstage, as I was the only one to reply to Jackie question,

"Are there anyone in the audiance who is a gentile" I raised my hand. He got a kick out of it. 2 weeks later, he sent us an autographic phone. love him

[vilda1]

GREAT work Jackie!

You're one of a kind!

[he4dsh0t3]

jew

[whaledog77]

Boring

[stopglobalswarming]

Jews hate White countries. You just move here to mooch and fuck with the banks

[Zoroasterrrr]

The Great Jewish Railroad... lol

[Zoroasterrrr]

Racist? ..... All your own people say is JEW JEW JEW JEW and you call me racist? hahahahahaha gotta love dem jews.

[Zoroasterrrr]

My hatred? you called me a piece of shit, I was just simply pointing out the simplicity of your ignorance...

[occy13]

Zoroasterrrr u r a piece of shit. Your hatred will come full circle back to you.

[Zoroasterrrr]

LOOK : the jews are sucking the light out of the room again...... dirty jew.

[occy13]

and u r an idiot. Grow up...

[Zoroasterrrr]

Definition of Jew from Webster dictionary = 3. A black hole in space, gravitational distortions from which no light can escape

[occy13]

Hmmm... I looked up ur name and it said a biggot bastard.

[hghckyplaya]

Lllllllllllllllllll

[markandPaula]

Luckyballz,, how dare you talk about the Holocost?? If you had any brains, you'd know that Jews and Catholic people perished in the Holocost. Jackie Mason is truly a blessing because he is educated, funny, truthful, well spoken and a huge success. So, my advice to you, until you have 1/4 of the success that Jackie has you should keep that flapping pie hole above your chin, slammed shut. I am Jewish and proud to be Jewish. GOD Bless You, Jackie.

[luckyballzz7]

YOu should have died in the holohoax

[BrucesGirl21]

Jews can eat mayonnaise just not with meats. If your going to insult someone make sure you know what your talking about first.

[stopglobalswarming]

Oh yeah, you tax our food too. I'm not going to be surprised when I do find the Kosher Bacon. You are the jackass.

[HowAboutSomeTruth1]

Kosher is a service, therefore can be taxable like thousands of other minor taxes that affect nothing major.

[stopglobalswarming]

Angelina J.A.P, If jews don't eat Mayonaisse, why does it have the Kosher Tax on it? Fuckers!

[Clamms]

Kosher tax? I think you need to go back to the middle ages with that attitude. Or better yet : back to Ice age ! Global Warming created all of them..Jackass!

[stopglobalswarming]

Clamms ought to go back to the desert sands with that attitude, instead of taxing white peoples' foods.

[peppino1961]

This old jew should fucking retire cuz he hasn't been funny in 30 years. Go to Florida you old stupid fart.

[gerard1875]

Very funny

[luciferscock]

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[SBBFL94]

...Nazi sign has it going the other way, dumbfuck. -...-

[TheTrueDavid]

why are jews so UGLY?

[PosholNahooy]

Because they look like your mama!

[gerard1875]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[itrainsinoctober]

Do you know who is the most influential Country to the US government? Have you seen these PROTEST pictures from America? Google this: who is congress listening to - it will be the first article on Google. If youre interested in this topic, there is a really well done documentary on Google Video: The Israel lobby - The influence of AIPAC on US Foreign Policy.

[tvjustice]

Jackie is the best!

[eyadayesh]

The neighboring countries do not accept the palestinians as citizens and are not palestine, they are nationalistic independent countries, who treat their palestinian occupants as second and even third class citizens, I know I lived it, my family lived it and most of my relatives are still living it. apbrit2009, you are nothing but a peabrain and know nothing of what you are talking about.

[eyadayesh]

Yeah, if israel lets them take office, the kind where they have no real control or influence, is the least that they can do after taking their homes and lands. There is a lot of discrimination against israeli arabs according to israeli media, so do not claim it is just the mean old arabs against the poor jews.

[keepinitcrucible]

im not anti semetic, but jews do seem to have a really unjustified self opinion of their faith. jackie mason :'' jews have a lot to offer the world'' or '' the world would be a better place if everyone had jewish values'' u hate palestinians for being in isreal yet thats what lead to the holocaust, hitler not wanting jews where they werent native. i do not agree with the holocaust at all, but ive read alot of jewish writings and its insanely hypocrtical, different standards for jews and gentiles

[freethinker01]

Lets test your anti-Semitism with a reversal. 90 Million Jews own all of the Arab lands and surround a tiny strip of land called Israel, home to only 5 Million Muslims. The 90M Jews, not content with the mass they occupy decide to suicide bomb their way in. U are still against the Jews arent you? Therefore, u are anti-semetic. When u think of Jews, think of think of people like Stephen Fry & Jerry Springer.I know u think the enemy of your enemy is your friend, but he seeks your destruction also

[exeuroweenie]

As a Gentile/agnostic I get absolutely fucking sick of that rich/greedy Jewish stereotype.Most of my friends and mother in law are Jewish.The vast majority are social workers or similar who barely squeak by financially.If you're insecure or bitter and need to hate someone, you mnight want to find a concrete reason.Then you might not make quite such a fool of yourself.

[wblakesx]

13 M jews in the world! their kids are antisemite!

[Sinjesta]

Right.

[Sinjesta]

HEBREWS are JEWS!

[eyadayesh]

I call you a racist, because of all the racial slurs ou use, as if we are not all people, and your calling me an "arab" in the context that you made, only emphazies that point. I have met many people defnding th palestinians without the racism, some of the were even Jews. We hate zionsit influence in America, so we are the only pals you have too, thank you very much.

[eyadayesh]

First of all, Hews are Hebrews, surely Jesus was not of Anglo Saxon English descent. Second of all, you lose the attitude, you are the one telling me to get out of America and that I do not belong here, how do you expect me to react, with flowers? Third of all, my name is not Achmed, nor is it important what it is.

[eyadayesh]

I am an American citizen and I am not going anywhere, even if I wanted to, I can't, I am of Palestinian orrigin, there is not Palestinian state, it is all under Israeli control. By the way, Jesus is a Jew from that part of the wolrd, if you have a problem with Semities, you have a prblem with him, stop being a racist.

[Bahamut1337]

Gaza is all under palestinian control. so is most of the west-bank and Jordan is also a palestinian state, Jordan was a part of Palestina also

[apbrit2009]

jordan is palestine

when the british split up the land, they gave jordan and lebanon to the palestinians, and israel to the jews

[dakhilaf]

FALSE...The Brits had a mandate over Palestine....Who are they to make that decision and for your info. the first Brit high commissioner was Jewish so how do you expect us ARABS to honor that. Jews fought the Brits and commited terrorist acts to get them out....and they were rewarded for that? C'mon

read a book or something

[apbrit2009]

there is a palestinian state: jordan

and the other arab nations will let you in as well

you have plenty of land, why can't we keep our little strip of desert?

[dakhilaf]

Listen...I heard this a 1000000 times i think they teach it to you in elementary, mid and high school. Most of you are Europeans "Ashkenazi Jews". Do you know that your grand parents or Immigrants to Palestine did not even speak Hebrew and had to learn it to fake a nation......Truth Hurts

[eyadayesh]

It is nit right to generalize against all Jews or any group, I have a problem with his kind, not for being a Jew persay, but for his ridiculous views and his hypocrisy, not all Jews are like that and other groups have people like him. But you say that Jews let the Arabs in, well not his kind because he is clealry a pro-Israel arab-hating Jew and a supporter and member of the anti-arab/muslim republican party, based on your first statement that we are "problem", I think you two would hit it off.

[apbrit2009]

we do let arabs in, dumbass

hell, we even let them run for political office

compare that to arab countries, where jews are either not allowed in or have to pay extra taxes and be second class citizens

[dakhilaf]

Jews fled persecution to Arab / Muslim countries you ungrateful... . Zionists ruined that relationship. Read how the jews lived under ISLAMIC rule in Andalus.

distort facts thats what you do best...say hello to Rupert Murdoch for me.

[apbrit2009]

arabs have never treated jews well

mohammed killed jews for their wealth and because they threatened his dictatorship

ever since then, arabs have been slaughtering jews, and on the few occasions that they were allowed to live, the jews would be treated like second class citizens and forced to pay extortionary taxes

read the fucking qu'ran and hadiths

[jsbeard18]

@apbrit2009

actually in arab countries, the arabs and muslims themselves are low class citizens with no rights and are treated like shit by their own leaders, let alone jews and other religious/ethnicy minorities.

[eyadayesh]

I have to disagree with you here, this guy is among the anti-arab jews, and he is a republican, so he is against us Arabs and believes that we are all bad and nasty, he is very critical of democrats and liberals, so you really shouldn't hate on him, that is my job.

[Vanalovan]

hmm, do you press the Rec button?

[johnsmdm]

you antisemite bastard!

[casperado666]

the worddd antisemite is overrated and is being overused

[alonmark1]

i'm jew and all i can say that we are control the world and the money so u can all go fuck yourself stupids mothers fuckers and u can all can kiss my ass

[hardassteel]

that is a misconception. Controlling the money does not mean you control the world. First, comes the occupation of land and territory, with complete control of this land you control the natural resources and the people, and with control of these two things you control the world. NOW, the concept of "controlling the people" includes the rich people too, because their money has value that is backed up by your natural resources.

[indyraza]

Yes, but NOW the plot is unveiled, we outnumber YOU!

[apbrit2009]

you're a dumbass

we don't control all the money

there are many jew bankers, but most wealthy people aren't jewish

no one group holds all the money

[Averyofthemain]

Actually, the luciferian masons run the Fed, so, you know, THEY control all the money

[gerard1875]

Are you for real

[Averyofthemain]

As real as they come.

[dakhilaf]

Rothschilds!!!!!  enough said

[gypsygypsy101]

@jewfx

You don't need to explain yourself. It's pretty obvious who you are.

Thank God that YOU & your H mate are more DEAD than alive

[edro9494]

Oy Vey! What do you a call a group of goyim teenage girls?......Retail Cash Cows!!! Cha-Ching!

[hotathlete2]

I like Jackie Mason's humor. It's pure comedy. No divisive ethnic jokes. Much of his humor is cuttin down himself. Why so man jewhaters on this page? All you nazis eat shit and die!

[Amaxander]

ROFL this is awsome :)

[MrSmileyHasABigDong]

wow helluva lot of nazis in 'ere stop all the racism.

[MWARSH1]

AM YISROEL CHAI!

[6LARISA9]

i dnt like jews-they kill innocent babies in palestine...

[Averyofthemain]

Oh, you mean they run into pizza parlors and waste everybody in it, and they go malls and ignite C4 outside of maternity shops---Wow, they're real bastards aren't they.

[fellah69]

u bastard Israeli,u never learn from the NAZI only hatte & babies+civilians killing i thing u need a new HOLOCAUST!!!why don´t u stop OCCUPATION is simple as that otherwise go back to where u came from &if u don´t know ask ur fucking parents & free Palastian &go to hell,u fighting for the 2nd time with a small group H-Allah&Hamas with all ur modern weapon & u never win only killing innocant,is civilians & babies,for the anty peace Jew&Israeli ;-) Islam is peace baby

[SXM0]

Jews are the most vile little creatures that ever walked the earth. They are an alien species of prehistoric freaks, that lack a certain empathy every other race has. A jew will always sell you down the river, for a dollar (or less). They hate who they are really, but cant change the fact no matter how rich! :)

[icwinsurance]

We Jews feel the same about assholes like you !

[CHANCELLOR2000]

I AM CHANCELLOR THE JEW!!!

[2oletimers]

Jackie Mason is the best. Nothing like telling the truth with a New York accent and a Jewish personality on speed-dial. A # 1.

[johnsmdm]

yeah me too..I had a dude named Sol, he was unorthodox..he put in my deck, but he used rotten wood I guess to save overhead..when my bud fell through the deck and hit the ground, I rather use a gentile for that type of work..silly bastard..

[hotathlete2]

This jewish guy is too much.LOL. I notice the best comedians are jews and blacks. I don't know why but it's true.

[OneEyedJack1970]

It comes from a deep understanding of human nature.

[hotathlete2]

Pardon my gentile ignorance but what's human nature gotta do with it? U mean suffering and oppression? Jews and Blacks are the only 2 groups that have endured all this. Being that I'm hispanic and Catholic, wouln't I too have an understanding of human nature? Maybe we haven't been oppressed enough.

[Averyofthemain]

I'll oppress ya: Smack! POW! oof! Bang! Now tell me a joke!

[thunderstruck665]

ROTFL, my best friend is Jewish and he can't use call waiting to save his life!!! I had to show him this as soon as I saw it!

[nevilleprinsloo]

Mr. Mason please could you upload more of your onstage material.

[eddieg1958]

Jackie, I finally got to travel from Scotland to see you last Saturday. The show was great, I hope you change your mind and keep going!

G-D bless

[NeaFrea]

Can anyone tell me which grade mason he is?

[mishima1974]

He is in the Wizard grade.

[hotathlete2]

He's in the kosher grade! lol.

[ironhanks]

There are Jewish people that work with their hands. A Jewish guy where I work has a father who is a car mechanic. My mother once hired a Jewish handyman named "Schlomo" to put up some wall cabinets for her. With all due respect, Mr. Mason tends to generalize too much, sometimes.

[TallBrooklynGuy]

lol...thats the point. listen to the show. he said when he started "people think i generalize too much, but if you didnt there wouldnt be such a thing as sociology"the point of the show is generalization

listen and have a sense of humor.

you are witnessing the last genius comedian at work.

[guitarrockin2]

how about a standing "O" for the hardest working man in the buis.

[pennsherk]

If I could meet Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld and Collin Quinn at once.... I think I could die on Broadway.

[jewnumber100]

i saw this show twice

[festeringmytime]

The timeless Mr. Mason would be perfect in this new musical.

[loginlogout2]

Jackie will you do just one more show?! I want a MUSICAL!

[superdesparate]

You just want to see him team up with Mel Brooks again... "the inquisition" Now that would be a fun Broadway show. HISTORY PART ONE!

[maybeyoushould2]

No the proper way to turn the film "History of the World Part one" into a musical would simply be "HISTORY!" But you need the exclamation point.

[bilowingsmoke]

I love that Jackie Mason is going to be available on Itunes! How many classic entertainers reach out to the new generations like this?

[WhocareMe21]

Gentile on a budget! I can't feel my feet! Whats going on!

[alliwantblue]

This ticket deal is for real people, such a steal! Im a total Gentile on a tight budget, way to make it work UJ!

[SkiFly011]

The only man who makes sense anymore. Maybe. Yeah!

[BWRARROW]

I can always tell... Can't wait to see a tour Jackie 'please'

[TooBlue10]

I feel like I'm surrounded by these people all the time! SOTRUE!

[ithelpedmeout]

I am so glad for YOUTUBE! I did not know about your last show in NYC Jackie,  I have to head out east to the big Apple now.

[howtogettosanjose]

mmm New York City, how I miss you

[joeyvitelli]

seriously. . . growing up in New Jersey my beautiful Jewish mother broke 2 VCR's before my father banned her from them. . this is hilarious.

[whenallelsefails2001]

It looks like Jackie is into rock-n-roll shows now. I can't wait to see this

[gogetemboy1]

I've always loved behind the scenes sneaks!! Thanks!

[BlastGuitar22]

Where are these jokes coming from>?

[NightLikeThis0]

I need some advil

[NormalPeopletoo]

Ohh! more jokes please!

[nevilleprinsloo]

Jackie is best on stage!!!

[memueroporbesarte1]

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this -- I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

[rebeccajones125]

A woman with a headache went to her medicine cabinet to find a bottle of Advil She did as the bottle said; take two and keep away from children. Soon her headache went away!

[lovebugay1112]

A Rabbi and a Priest were crossing the street when a car came around the corner and knocked them both over .the priest got up and crossed himself thanking God that he was unharmed .the Rabbi got to his feet and crossed himself, the priest asked the Rabbi why are you crossing yourself? the Rabbi replied what crossing?I am just checking for spectacles,testicles vallet and vawtch>>>hahahahah use this one Jackie

[jennifersantacruz]

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other

kids?"

[poiuerh]

Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about

children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction

worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck

driver!"

You would never hear a Jewish mother saying that would you Jackie??? hahahahahha

[qwertyhb89]

A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine

jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says: "It's $500." The Gentile

says, "OK, I'll take it."

[ploikjuyt]

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt

[clmorgan]

All people are born alike-except Democrats and Republicans.

Grouch Marx

[OhchairGUY]

tis over! Over I tells YA

[Lostmyhat89]

Post something about Spitzer plz!

[48theSear]

Really? Really?

[ExpectoMark89]

F5 'heap

[loveheap8]

for some reason I can't hear him

[Cigsmenot]

I think that spinning flag is making me sick

[TellPresser]

I want help from the loooooooooooooooove doctor!

[BrilliantWho07]

You have no idea wht you talkin bout do you?

[BlameSay002]

"It's about time..." I have no idea... or really care

[lactatingbitches]

whoa!

[oblivion292]

who do jews have such big noses? because air is free! HAHAHA, just kidding, love ya jackie

[ueyt5645]

You need some help from the looooooooooooooooove doctor

[oir54ecg]

Jackie you sex thing you

[qwertyuilmnbfg]

Ignorance is kind

[hannahgianna1]

Jewish history has been tragic to the Jews and no less tragic to the neighboring nations who have suffered them. Our major vice of old as of today is parasitism. We are a people of vultures living on the labor and good fortune of the rest of the world

[eddieg1958]

What a lot of crap. We punch way above our weight on wealth production, and you hannah are a total idiot

[stopglobalswarming]

hannahgianna1 check out Norman Finkelstein. lol.

[angelina7880]

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

[gduvnroe87]

The Jews are the only people in the world who have found hostility in everycountry in which they settled in any numbers.

[cupandsaucer12345678]

Assuming that women aren't people, of course.

[stopglobalswarming]

dguvnroe87, maybe its because they BRING hostility into every country in which they infiltrate in any numbers.

[prd2lvnus]

You're an antisemite C R E E P. If You get sick,stay away from pennicillin and if You get "syphillis"hopefully will-not get Wassermans test,let Your nose Fall off-JACKASS.

[stopglobalswarming]

What the fuck are you talking about? And Yes I AM anti-semitic, because arabs suck and they blow up stuff. Jews are anti-white psychos who insist on living in our countries and fucking with our money. You do make me sick. So what do you want? You're the creep.

[occy13]

Jews helped build this country you schmuck... We have been here longer then your redneck great-grandmother. Have u ever heard of Ellis Island? Grow up dusche bag..

[Zoroasterrrr]

Helped build this country? Except on Fridays right? You are confused, the Chinese and Mexicans helped build this country. All you did was be the bookie.

[occy13]

You dushebag. When I say build I didn't mean literal. They didn't "build" the railroads and whatever else. The foundation of our country is made from immigrants. We are all immigrants. Unless you are a native american indian you came from somewhere else. Sorry but the Jews didn't ruin this country. People like you have ruined this country and continue to do so. Try smoking a peace pipe sometime and get all that hate out of you.,

[985poiuj89]

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

[ertyuik69]

Any time a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

[trewdniuy78]

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die!

[iuoplmu78]

Genius as always

[xesiria]

One of the best!!

[trred5463]

You shouldn't generalize, it's not nice

[shuttingdown435]

I love this part of your show

[jewishprincess4]

Great stuff!!!