Fire David Letterman Protest: War on (Palin) Jokes @ BreakRoomLive.com

[tweekyseagull]

I keep hearing the "Wicked Witch of the West " music in my head when I hear these women speak.

[rolloph72]

This is awesome

[svartasky]

I'm the biggest liberal,but Sam Seder acted like a smug asshole in this.

[yes4me]

She lost pens all the time and she decided to buy a $7? English is not my first language, but can someone explains me the pen joke again...

Is the joke about how retarded she is for losing pens, and that she spent so much brain power to replace a pen because she is a republican/conservative idiot? Was the joke about not being financially conservative by spending $7 on a pen when she is bound to lose it? Was the pen a reference to penis and how slutty she is?

[yes4me]

I don't want to date any of them.

[mikiberane]

LMAO... that "real" joke she tell omg hahahha ...... SOOOO LAME :D

[Remus0387]

Bad jokes, or the woman just butchered the punchline, always these shrill hideous harridans snapping gum on their soapboxes about moral outrage.

[philateliceun]

Oooh boohoo, I am an american and I am entitled to free speech so that means that everything I am opposed to should be banished. Its my opinion, I am entitled to free speech after all!!!

(sorry to all you americans who are not like that)

[autumncathedral]

My god these people are stupid......and ugly.

[cstrikeplaya]

that creepy womans jokes were not funny at all. "im sick of losing pens because i always lose my pens?" wtf lol.. ok i laughed, maybe it was funny, but i laughed because it wasnt funny :|.

[andreo]

Sheep...

[twistfinger]

Alinsky?! ACORN?!!  BWHAHAHAHHAHHA

[xAtomicMuffin1337]

IM SICK OF LOSING MY PENS!

[MusicJew158]

that women with the grating New york accent seemed a tad cunty...probably ubercatholic

[jonvssocrates]

What a toolbag.

[buddhika216]

the 7 dollar pen jokes? what was that about? i don't get that joke.... maybe that's why that lady shouldn't have her own show.

anyway, people are pretty stupid they think they can get letterman fired...

[qchad]

she said it was a Mitch Hedburg joke, which is sad and shows you can enjoy good comedy and still be an ignorant prude. She doesn't deliver it well but more money means you care more.

[LiberiFatali37]

Conservatives in New York City? Holy shit, they must have flown a long way to get there. David never even meant it was the 13 year old daughter, he meant the 18 year old, it is not his fault, he was misinformed. And all of these Palin supporters are idiots, she's worthless. Even women's rights groups who WANT a female vice president will not support Sarah Palin, as she uses her womanhood to boost her support. Let her run for President in 2012, she'll lose, Obama will be re-elected. End of story

[buddhika216]

I really hope Palin will run against Obama in 2012, that's will be the easiest race for Obama.

she couldn't get most the women vote that would've gone to Clinton because she stands for everything that's not women. traditionally more women vote for democrats because they are more tolerant, but she doesn't tolerate anything.

[rightwingdestroyer]

lol they must be beck heads

[rightwingdestroyer]

they are just pissed cause dave wont have them lol

[catcookie]

OMG! that girl telling the pen "joke" was a mess! I love Sam's reaction.

[frankystein12]

what the hell was that at 2:53? That's a horrible joke, just how moronic are these people? Apparently very to the power of infinity.

[xxxserialxxx]

That dumb bitch read out a joke about Michael Jackson having a class of kids stashed in his house and her problem is with Letterman.

Does she know Michael Jackson was fucking kids, not making jokes about them as Letterman did?

[allclothes]

god i cant believe these old ladies they take everything up the ass!!! they need to go home and keep to themselves if they dont like it turn ur damn televisions off!!!

and palin will NOT win 2012

[battalions3]

hey! there's the people from alaska!!! I didn't know Alaska is a state! lol

[fuckyiuyiu]

what kind of person takes time out of their day to make posters, organise a bus, and protest all day over a joke? Man these Republicans are getting crazier by the day

[MusicJew158]

Ughh wow conservatives from New York City are such cunts...Not only do they have that loud New York whine but they are humorless myopic fascists

[justvibe69]

what have you been doing for the past 6 years? LOL

[steven2be2003]

OH give me a fukin break..David Letterman has money, a wife, and a life, and do you think he gives a flyin fuk what these fat, old, dike, lookin ass women think about him..they are the ones who are probably pissed because they couldnt get knocked up when they were 16..get over it because you are just waisting your time

[l0stunf0und]

HA HA HA HA! I love this video.

To Sarah Palin: We're all glad you quit! If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. There was no reason to get your panties in a wad over a JOKE!

You'll NEVER be president of the United States. What sane American would vote for a quitter!

In closing, BOOOO!! You STINK!!!

[tlyoung88]

I am very angry that Sarah Palin quit. I had the perfect joke about her in my indie film and now I have to modify it.

[ScotterS69]

This is really funny.

[90210lalaland]

the women in the video look like DYKES ... no wonder they stick up for Palin !

[Holiday6121]

He had a point, where were they for the past 6 years? They only came out when he made a comment about a conservative lol

[rogansleftpeg]

Let's all get on the looking to be offended bus! What a bunch of sad losers, get a fecking life.

[Messenger33]

The bitch telling that fucking pen joke... conservatives have the worst sense of humor ever. Let me try to understand this one... she bought a 7 dollar pen because she was tired of losing pens? And she volunteered that! Any boyfriends must all commit suicide after a week with her.

[soulhunter59]

If that was a Mitch Hedberg joke she butchered it because it wasn't funny. I'm sort of surprised Mitch Hedberg himself doesn't offend her with his jokes on getting high. "We went to the woods to do some acid to avoid cops and we ran into a bear which is even more of a buzz kill." "My friend clenched onto me and said smoky the bear is really intense in person." It's not funny in text but you get the idea.

[dcamaggots]

"She accepted the apology graciously!".

"Are you accepting the apology?"

"No, I'm not!"

Stroppy, gassy bitch. Besides, Letterman's apology isn't meant for her benefit anyway - who is she?

I hope these people don't represent the majority of New York - I'm due to go there on holiday in the next few months.

I don't think could cope with such a mass exodus of stupidity. We've got enough of that here!

[pntrain5]

How did they get 14 out of Bristol. The jokes were target to the one that got knocked up....

[cheeze073]

Wow people will complain about anything. Imagin the jokes if Palin was in office!!

[MaddDogg81]

he makes the pedophile jokes about pedophiles, I doubt he is a ped

[MaddDogg81]

you sould lame the writer of the joke unless dave helped but still.ｄｏｎｔ　ｆｉｒｅ　ｈｉｍ

[Froggy02]

Take a joke America.

[wisetraveller]

Girl: That's a joke. It's funny.

Sam:Are you sure?

Girl: Yeah. I'm pretty positive.

GOLD!

[andurian01]

People make the Jackson jokes for years and no one cares, soon as they pick on poor Palin rabble rabble rabble!

If it wasn't an issue the last 10 years to say it is now is pure idiocy.

[PLASMAVITY]

i also want to protest.lol

[rdfitz]

Yep acorn trained that reporter

[LODGE4444]

The fat pig in the white dress deserves a good swift kick in the teeth.

[bergurking]

These people are fucking retarded, i hope they have another protest because i''m gonna get a truck and run them all over.

[chinchychilla]

I wonder if these protesters are ever gonna protest something that's actually worth protesting against.

[epmonk]

omg this is fuckin funny

[rgelder]

You may agree with the protesters, you may not.  You may be offended by Letterman's humour, you may not. You may accept Letterman's apology, you may not.

But let's agree on this. The woman was right; Sam Seder is an imbecile.

[pontechango]

Well, he was trained by Alinsky and ACORN.

[djfeole]

this is why the rest of the world hates us

[Xr3alex100900]

Shoot them all burn those bitches with fing napalm fuck yeah there are ridiculos i bet they jewish moms lol

Dave is eing attacked for nothing its boston or british people cause they all have gum in their mouhs lol

He said a joke about 18 year old not 14 year palin such a biotch she twisted it around to being about the 14 year old thats pretty lame yes XD

[Scarlet2099]

I feel sorry for the guy reporting this having to interview all those nappy headed hoes.... see what I did there?

[westonite]

I see what you did there.

[FCnewyorkESC]

i hate these people. i know there is free speech and all but seriously....? Does it give you the right to say complete and utter bullshit. right wing, bible thumping christians are the downfall of this country and it should be a crime to be one

[invaledcode]

David is a hero for saying that joke. Palin deserves to have her family burned and all raped.

[WildSide86]

Wow. A crowd of hypocrites =P

[TheLeagueofawesome1]

why do ppl get so angry over small jokes?

letterman admitted it was in bad taste and apologised. just let it go

[JerryGing]

I've been a Republican for 30 years, but people like these will make me switch parties. Good grief!

[Riles07]

pretty sure most Americans actually laughed at the joke. Just the 1% cunts that were offended by it are actually voicing their retarded opinion. Nobody cares about Palin, she was the biggest detriment to McCain's campaign

[jpowers55]

My god these people are sensitive. What about that Republican from S. Carolina who called a gorilla one of Michelle Obama's ancestors? Why arent they protesting him as well. This is all about Sarah Palin and nothing more. If Letterman had told that joke about some other woman they wouldnt care.

[realisticHomeboy]

Wow, these ignorant retards can't take a joke, but they have no problem calling other people names.

Just a bunch of religious retards. If you don't like the show, change the channel.

If nobody watches Letterman, he will be fired. Guess what, people still watch it.

[leidenhag]

HAHA, who said that they were religious!

[realisticHomeboy]

It's obvious. Conservative extremists is what they are.

[4bibimimi]

What's with all the angry, inarticulate, unattractive gum-chewing cows??

[gbdill]

This reporter is a poor excuse for journalism. Is he really this much of an airhead? He didn't understand anyone he was interviewing.

[strongblackwoman22]

One thing these "so called" conservatives need to be reminded of is the 1RST AMENDMENT of THE U.S. Constitution

[sinjin88]

conservatives don't believe in the Constitution.

[sinjin88]

sarah palin is a dumb fucking whore, these people need to be shot dead

[maple841]

Wow that was pretty rude, even whether you like her or not.

[fuckisnotadirtyword]

Haha, this is by far the best coverage of the protests I've seen so far.

[KiloByte69]

Classic.

[Yankees89076]

HA!!! Protesters who have no sense of humor!!!!

[mediacritic]

I love Sam. Funny, smart, cute, and snarky.

I miss The Majority Report he did with Jeneanne Garafolo (sp?) :(

[Joeyg143]

Hell to the yes. Spot on.

[Joeyg143]

Protesters are so dumb. By making fun of Letterman and bashing him, they're being just as bad as they think HE is. It's so hypocritical, and they obviously have nothing to do with their time. I fucking hate protesters. Especially the obnoxious women smacking her gum, failing to make a point.

[PunkKittyWuver]

what about ppl protesting on abortion or something like that?

[Joeyg143]

Well, that's different. This is about a joke. They're attacking a talk show host for a joke. That's just dumb.

[PunkKittyWuver]

lol yeah

[MrEMR1976]

1) who the f*** is Sam Seder?

2) Is it really that hard to understand why people would be pissed about some old man making jokes about a 14 year old girl getting knocked up?

3) Whoever Sam Seder is.....one thing is for sure, he's not funny. Or smart. Someone reading a list of offensive jokes told by an individual to inform is not the same thing as actually telling them on a tv show in front of millions of people to get ratings. People whose heads aren't jammed up their ass already know this.

[cornbreadjunkie]

That was hilarious.

Thanks.

The video wasn't nearly as good as your post.

Why do you not write fuck, but you do write pissed and ass?

[expatted]

You sound like a true moron.

[saianjuma1]

If they don't knock it off, I'm gonna start crackin' skulls. Now Hellman's mayo is talking about pulling ads. (I can't stand mayo).

I let Bill Maher get canned without a fight. I'm standing by Dave. What can I do Sam?

They're not fit to walk the streets of my fine city! Their tax money is no good!

"Who sent you, ACORN?"

Yeah, lady this is about housing. Please, someone ship her back to her polyester catacombs, and whoever her employer is, offer her early retirement!

[A86]

So it's okay for Rush to call Chelsea Clinton the White House dog and have a "Barack the Magic Negro" song, Don Imus to talk about "nappy headed hoes" and G. Gordon Liddy to make fun of Sotomayor having a period? They're up in arms about what Letterman said but not about any of the former.

[jsackrider]

I really don't get the pen joke... Can someone explain that gets it?

[cornbreadjunkie]

I got the joke.

The idea is that someone is tired of losing their pens all the time, so they go out and buy a really expensive pen. That way they won't lose the expensive pen. (Except they will lose the pen, right?)

[mozzmanau]

GO LETTERMAN, you rock. PALIN is a fucking moron. She proved that during the last election.

I can see Russia from my house heheheh

DUMB CUNT PALIN LMAO

[lareneg72]

this guy is a moron.

[PVS1]

that lady at 2:35 Can't Understand Normal Thinking

[timnooner]

I truly think these people are too friggin dumb to understand Dave thought it was Sarah and Bristol going to the game.....not Sarah and Flapjack, Hamslinger, Whackamole or whatEVER the 14 year old's name is

[jxh261]

Two wars, high unemployment, 50 million uninsured, Unfair trade policies, the economy on the brink of collapse and these people are protesrting a joke. That's the biggest joke of them all.

[expatted]

I'll bet these women never get laid!!!

[expatted]

PS: What's up with that $7 pen joke, you moron?

[expatted]

Nice gum, chick, really makes you look like a cow.

[expatted]

Hey lady, wanna lose 20 lbs. of ugly fat?

Cut off your head.

What a bunch of whiners. NO apologies from me.

[Jordinsanity]

the girl chewing gum reminds me of Violet Beauregard from willy wonka

[ashtonic]

I really wish that I had enough free time to protest over jokes. Perhaps when I too am old.

[pissysteve]

Sam Seder was born for this type of assignment. He should be Letterman's part-time on-the-street-politics-guy!

(Also, you should probably put Sam Seder's full name somewhere in the title or description.)

[ebber35]

The real perverts are the ones who assume Dave was talking about a 14 y/o.

Sam, man, you're hilarious.

[yakfitguy]

I love how the obvious escapes these morons. "Hey, folks...I'll let you in on a little secret....sshhh...every time you dipshits stage something like this, you look the nutcases you reallly are....and guess what? You destroy your own credibility, and worse, the credibility of your ideas." If these people want to help put the final nails in the GOP coffin, I'll be happy to provide a hammer.

[MidnightChimes]

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno was her father.

That's a joke told by John McCain, who these Palin supporters undoubtedly voted for.

Why aren't they protesting at Notre Dame? The Irish Catholic Church just got their butts handed to them for sexual abusing and physically abusing hundreds of thousands of children in their care in Ireland.

[d3p3ch3mod3]

Yeah, and Limbaugh made that joke about "We know they have socks the cat, but Did you hear the Clinton's have a White House dog?"

I wish I lived in NY so I could go over to those dumbasses with a bull horn and tell them that shit.

[yakfitguy]

Perfect man. Couldn't have said it better. Ahhh....thinking...an art form these people will never know.

[smartbunny]

That about sums it up.

[calebdean2476]

i have a 7 dollar picture of palin in a thong

[NoPawn]

You paid too much.

[bushputz]

I kind of feel sorry for the guy in red. I get the feeling he really didn't want to be holding that sign, but would rather be inside laughing his ass off...

[alg0912]

Go Sammy!!!!!

"A War On Decency???"

ROFL!

[nyguy]

What else is not a joke? Shawn Hornbeck was happy getting raped because he didn't have to go to school.

Now, here is a joke: Palin is not smart enough to serve peanuts in an airplane.

Here is another joke: Palin 2012!

[bushputz]

2:52

The look on Sam's face says it all...

[fakebeliever]

I also love how the lady thinks it's perfectly fine to repeat these "appalling" jokes to anyone and everyone who will listen, but not ok for Letterman to repeat them. Then when her hypocrisy is blatantly exposed, her only option is to feign outrage and impugn Sam. Classic!

[fakebeliever]

By the way, the Mitch Hedberg joke is "I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring." It's called a THROW AWAY LINE. It depends more on Mitch's unique delivery, and isn't really funny in and of itself. That's why Sam's reaction to it is hilarious!

[mrbeanley]

I thought maybe the punchline might be 'always losing six-dollar pens".

It didn't occur to that the joke was in the delivery... because that ding-dong found a joke that she was incapable of making funny.

Of course, that's funny, in a sad way.

[fakebeliever]

I LOVE how Sam doesn't even have to try in order to make these people look like fools. All he has to do is ask them a perfunctory question and let them talk. Anybody who finds themselves on the side of the protesters needs to re-eavaluate their lives.

Jokes from 2003? Jokes that CRITICIZE Michael Jackson and catholic priests for being alleged pedophiles? That's the best they can come up with? The best followup from Sam- "What have you been doing for six years?"

[ndvuncle]

A few fat old Republicans still mad that Palin lost the election. Or it could also be that Conan O'Brien is behind this.

[wallster44]

With all the real problems and injustices in the United States, these dimwits decide to waist their time protesting against a joke they didn't like? WTF?? It was completely clear Letterman wasn't talking about the kid, he was talking about the kid who was knocked up while preaching abstinence. Go help someone who's really in trouble ya big dopes!

[TessGerritsen]

Can someone explain the pen joke to me? I'm too stupid to figure out why it's funny.

[FreedomUSA1]

Damn I wish Sam had a tv show. The guy is pure comedy genius.

[ThisCanadian]

Sam & Mark are *fucking briliant* together!

I'd *love* a M/S show!

sounds like an HBO to me!

[cosmosgato]

Sam you are a brave man.

[maliburide]

The Salem Letterman witch hunt by the crazy Fox News fear monger junkies!

[BlackKnight03]

'Who trained you? Alinskie? ACORN? Who trained you?!'

'Alinskie and ACORN'

'Ahhhhhhhh...' *silence*

[LODGE4444]

Since rush the nazi limbaug called Chelsea Clinton the white house dog, Letterman can say anything he wants to about the kids of those disgusting republicans.

[sirfith]

Remember Sam being outraged when someone say the Nazis tried to rename Christmas. He screamed ARE YOU CALLING ME A NAZI!!!!!!!! and how cited Godwin's law

He forgets that his former cohost Janeane Garofalo equated the "Inked Finger" show of solidarity with Iraqi voters to the salute of Nazi Germany under Hitler.

[integral]

Nothing quite so much fun as right wing revisionist history (or as the rest of us call it, "lies"), is there?

[PopArt4]

"Dat's funny!"

[nilbud]

They all look seriously inbred and sound medicated to the hilt. They seem barely alive, surely driving stakes through their hearts would be releasing them rather than killing.

[ThisCanadian]

lemme get this straight:

'we object to the JOKES which highlight the pathetic & disgusting behaviour of pedophiles & bring them into the minds of the audience so they don't forget who the public figure perpetrators are... '

so what they're REALLY saying is:

"WE DON'T CONDEMN THE PEDOPHILES, but the comedians who help heap social condemnation & shame upon the pedophiles!"

way to go. ReichWing Losers at work!

*sigh*

because these assholes are hard @ work

*Spread Love*

-BlueBerry Pick'n

[d3p3ch3mod3]

They got one thing right, Mitch Hedburg is funnier than David Letterman :D

[NoPawn]

Hell, David might agree to that one!

[alansmithee12345]

As the Republican party continues to erode and self destruct, it's quite interesting to watch those still remaining becoming more and more paranoid, fringe, narrow minded, and borderline insane. True conservatives with logic, reason, decency, and compassion whom actually care about things that matter please take your party back from the nut jobs.

[bgarlock]

Thanks, Sam. I really miss the rifts of "Pressure Drop" and your show. Take care, man.

[pascalpp]

The pen joke is actually pretty funny when Mitch Hedberg delivers it. If you like Mitch Hedberg. But regardless, who is she to define what is and isn't a joke?

[NoPawn]

Oh great. That's who said that first? It sucks that the first time I hear a Mitch Hedberg joke after he died would be from this idiot. Now I have to watch a Mitch Hedberg YouTube video, just on general principle!

[smartbunny]

I know, how could a Mitch Hedberg fan be SO STUPID?? It's depressing.

[d3p3ch3mod3]

well she did flub the shit out of the punch line lol

[whalleybanger]

I am funded by ACORN.

[smartbunny]

These women make feminists cry.

I wish Sam had said more.

[nilbud]

Typical chicks, crying at the drop of a hat, tsk.

[smartbunny]

*punch*

[hollywoodartchick]

GREAT video.

When you donate to that Sarah Palin PAC, do they pay for markers for those signs and bus fare for idiots to get to protests organized by her 2012 campaign?

Sam's question about why they were not out there in 2003 pretty much makes the argument that this can't be organic outrage.

[bbbbmer]

what an amazing bunch of cunts!

[hghway61]

I can't stop laughing at the pen joke! Lol...not. They seem to be pining away for Bob Hope these days, I would think they are going to get splinters in their collective asses!

[leesagrrl]

hghway61:

The best part of the pen "joke" wasn't her delivery... but her completely humorless face afterwards... and then her saying the joke is truly funny... but it obviously didn't make her laugh...

And the gal's knee-jerk insipid idiocy about Acorn and someone else (?) providing Sam with his jokes(?) It's weird how a little purposeful misinformation is touted by idiots like Beck and Hannity and now their faithful uses that misinfo as identifiers... sigh.

Don't be dissin' the Bobmeister.

[PeterOrszagCallMe]

Wait--the pedophilia jokes were about Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church? I think they're both pretty much fair game on that count.

[ThisCanadian]

have you heard the Jeff Farias interview with Colm O'Gorman on how Colm sued the Vatican for enabling international pedophilia? O'Gorman's done fantastic activist work, did some documentaries & wrote the book, Beyond Belief'.

its an **amazing** interview!

trot over to PodBean & query "Jeff Farias" & Colm O'Gorman.

its an interview you don't wanna miss!

a fascinating discussion about Pope "Hide The Evidence as Political Documentation" Ratzinger

[PeterOrszagCallMe]

I'll look into it. Thanks.

[nilbud]

There's also a SouthPark episode which seems to be more true the more time passes.

[IcyKitty]

I love you Sam!!!!