Portal Cake Recipe

[Chinese0Chicken]

One cross borehole electro magnetic imaging rhubarb.

Finger lickin' good.

[MegaIhateit]

All this in a 18.25 ounce cake?!?!

[MegaIhateit]

Yum! I want this cake.

[MegaIhateit]

Top comment RHUBARB!

[sebastianvangilder]

I'll try it any day

[Doylerules70]

deep penetration asians

[ChaoMario]

this is 2 recipes, cake and fish shaped radioactive waste

[crazidillo2]

mmmmmm adjustable aluminum head positioner, I've been craving that for weeks.

[coolman458899]

Oh god....*pukes*

[deanxleong]

... Did anyone try this yet?!

[SeahawkElite]

can u make this cake if u used the achual ingriedients like the two cups of flour and above?

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

@SeahawkElite WHY NOT? 8D

[SeahawkElite]

@SeahawkElite i want to try it!

[azamatazz]

cordless needle injectors are a delicacy in france

[thebaseballcardguru]

No fish-shaped rhubarb?

[cattoo444]

three tablespoons rubarb on fire!?

[thecomputerman12121]

@cattoo444 basically flaming rhubarb is put in the cake and is so hot that they put out the fire.

[squirrelsinmykoolaid]

They didn't think people would stop to listen to it :P

[spartan11720011]

1:07 WHAT!!!!!!

[teeman9266]

....Fish and crackers, fish and panties....

[ILiveForCommenting]

@teeman9266 Fish-shaped crackers, fish-shaped candies.

It's amazing what people with dirty minds imagine they hear...

[Ianman258]

1:26 0_O

[MrOpenGamer]

13 people need to go fucking kill themselves.

[moosemunchable]

It's deep penetration asians, or at least that's what I think it is.

[mirrorkat23]

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Sounds like an interesting cake.

[darkdool202]

and then were sppose to eat it.....

[deadpool1377]

did i hear deep penitration asians o.O me likey

[XtremeDeveloper]

Hmm, I wonder where in wall mart they keep the fish shaped ethelbenzene

[Jackeroo123]

Fish shaped organic waste. Quite tasty.

[CngDelta757]

I Dare someone to keep a straight face while listening to this XD

[lizardgizzard108]

Ima get myself some granulated rhubarb.

[edaboladik]

An entry called, "How to Kill Someone With your Bare Hands"........ Adjustable aluminum head positioner...... Gas and odor controll chemicals that will deoderize and preserve putrid tissue........ GLaDOS, can I ask you something?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!?!

[TheDevilbuster]

@edaboladik I think GlaDOS's Logic Core got corrupted, hence the strange ingredients.

[edaboladik]

@TheDevilbuster

I think GLaDOS is trying to kill anyone who gets the cake.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@edaboladik rember the sound of the red logic core well im makeing the exact same sounds

[edaboladik]

@toadlolwtfbbq

???No clue what you are talking about. Is that a portal thing 'cause I haven't actually played it.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@edaboladik WAS I TALKING TO U

[edaboladik]

@toadlolwtfbbq

Your comment has an @edaboladik at the beginning of it, and I found it in my Youtube inbox, so yes you were talking to me, if unintentionally,

[Noisiv]

I'm not sure if anyone else has posted this or anything, but if you go by just the first part up till the 2 cups flour and add in the 18.25 oz chocolate cake mix, you'll get an easy version of a german chocolate cake. At least that's what I gathered due to the coconut pecan frosting >.>

[ImovarNinethouzand]

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour) Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. lol

[jordancoggan]

fish shaped solid waste? shit?

[SavageHardstyle]

I do love me some sediment shaped sediment.

[hank2417]

@crosseyedflea THE CAKE IS A PIE!

[NinjaMinkzx]

@hank2417 Although Chuck Norris already ate the cake!

[hank2417]

@NinjaMinkzx THAT CHUCK NORRIS EATEN MY PIE!

[NinjaMinkzx]

@hank2417 He ate both? That should now go as a rule...

[hank2417]

@crosseyedflea ITS A SPY!

[pivotcheater]

a entry on how to kill some one with your barehands

needle injector

redabeggas

chemicals

yum

[TheLg884]

1 ounce organic compounds YUM!

[MrWundrful]

flaming rhubarb awesome

[freazeezy]

im glad the cake was a lie

[StressedYeti]

Injector needle gun!

[h31s]

SEDIMENT SHAPED SEDIMENT??

[PolishRatEuropean]

Candy coated peanut butter pieces shaped like fish.

One tbspn. All-Purpose Rhubarb.

One cross borehole electromagnetic imaging RHUBARB!

Ajustable aluminium head.positioner.

[vocaloidrocks]

i need fish shape solid waste and ruhbarb

[Xx9SasuNaru9xX]

wow.........this cake SUCKS why would GLaDOS temped you with this who would wont this cake

[pikmin937]

I'm surprised that the person who did the voice of the logic sphere didn't laugh while he said it.

[SniperStefan]

LMAO

[Xionsi]

CAKE Y U NO TURN OUT HOW I WANT?

[catboyfilms2]

rubarb shaped like fish

[X0750]

Sediment shaped sediment.

Im going to Walmart.

[SSJtaco]

damnit... I followed the recipe and it didn't come out looking like the one in the game... weeeeeelp back to the kitchen I guess...

[rockntroopen]

fish shaped epic fail

[mattafields]

@dalekman9999 sediment shaped sediment

[BJBlaskowits]

NOM?

[TheGodfather45s]

Soooooooo the cake is not a lie!

[DuchessAliana]

Wtf is sediment-shaped sediment? LOL

[starwars101917]

it looks and sounds like shit

[mouinecraft]

no the first one is MUD

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

Injector needle driver, injector needle gun.

[Uberdoctorwhofan1]

I had the cake to day at my bro's birthday party.

[AbyssalDoku]

Deep penetration Asians?!?

[Nellica]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[MrJordykid8]

rhubarb...on fire

[Ameseree1]

Cranial caps

so if I eat this I'l be a cannable??

Ummm I'll eat it *says the guy next to me*

next thing I know he is laying on the floor dead

[TRINZE4]

1:53 DEEP PENETRATION ASIANS [Agents] Thumbs Up :3

[RavenRose213]

Fish-Shaped Dirt, and Sediment-Shaped Sediment? Why is it that I suddenly don't wanna have the cake? XD

[guystewpot]

enjoying the sediment-shaped sediment and the three tablespoons of rhubarb on fire. You can have them separate, OR with the cake!

[TahuNuva2008]

This vid is practically a lullaby...

zzz.......

I LOVE PORTAL!

[lulukl]

I Just realised,

"Entry on how to beat someone with your Bare Hands" = Saxton HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEE Reference

[rockyheart609]

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE (:O

[toasthasbutter]

I think it needs more rhubarb.

[antoniolopez09]

holy shit deep penetration agents...wtf lol il pass

[Kirbylad]

what up with the fish?!

[Kirbylad]

Before the cake looked realy good!...but now that I know whats in it....

[kineticatom1]

you know Flower and Flour are pronounced exactly the same, right? Who the fuck uses Flowers in a cake mix?

[Ilynear]

you forgot fish shaped fish

[andysim232]

@Ilynear dont be silly. fish shaped fish is just too unlikely

[skatertommy7]

This is how the zombies invaded waffles and the pentagon so here's the story:I wake up eat some waffles then a zombie named Justin Bieber tried to kill me so I called Santa and I asked for a Minigun and cake (from portal) and I gave it to my freind from the past John F. Kennedy and he turned into a zombie and the pentagon theif came and took the cake and then ended world peace. There is the story how zombies took over the world

p.s. CHARACTERS USED 41

[TheGuyThatWins]

Eat. Pray. DIE.

[ColoredSocks3]

@TheGuyThatWins Omg Lmfao

[wrightie008]

ruu-bharb on fire ;)

[Centaurian0190]

fish inside the cake? omg it's gonna be bad

[11nachos]

@Centaurian0190 You're only worried about the FISH?!

[Centaurian0190]

@11nachos yep, cake with fish inside = disgusting

[MrMousefan5]

I'm scared of seeing a choclate cake.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.

*Sitting in a corner shaking*

[evilbunnyrabbits]

What... pray tell.... is sediment shaped sediment?

[googlesonic]

yummmy crainial caps my fave XD

[AlyssaQistina98]

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.

One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

Four large eggs.

One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.

Two cups all purpose flour.

That's the only part of the recipe makes the cake delicious.

The other part? Well, creepy and disgusting.

[DarkDecade619]

@AlyssaQistina98

Well I wouldn't mind candy and peanut butter shaped like fish.

[EasyEnergy]

this recipe is psycho-weirdo

[didowexbox]

Sounds delicious and moist :P .

[didowexbox]

Anyone else reminded of Invader Zim ?

Must be the poop flavored stuff everywhere (in that show) :P .

[LetsPlayGuy12]

how to kill someone with your bare hands. i think chuck norris read that book and right after he roundhouse kicked his first person. and did it ever since and now he is stranger than the hulk, he-man, batman, superman and the thing combined. chuck norris is stronger than himself. chuck norris is awesome. what were we talking about again?

[ABchihuahua98]

there's this vocaloid song called "conchita," about a woman who was an extreme glutton and happily ate all these strange "foods" (long story short: a the least extreme "food" she ate was a camera. oh, and she went insane and ate herself eventually) and i posted a comment on a vid for that song saying she could possibly be the only living thing that could eat intelligence's cake

mmm... cake

[Raiden7284677]

Fish shaped solid waste? Does that logic core mean poop?

[somesortofthing1]

@Raiden7284677 yes, and it is the cake core, not the logic one

[didowexbox]

@somesortofthing1 It is logic

[enforcerbitil]

@Raiden7284677 logic core aint so logical

[MultiMarioProduction]

mmmm....needle injectors! MY FAVORITE!

[TheGameConquer]

the cake is a LIE!

[drmario520]

Chuk norris can make these and eat them in the same minute.

[origindirewolf]

FISH SHAPED DIRT! MY FAVORITE!

[lkoinuchan]

I'm all for the sediment shaped sediment! :D

[SilverTheHedgehogZ12]

Mmmm sounds delicous wait this is a........ GREAT CAKE RECIPE!!!! (dies from poisoning and Flaming Rhubard)

[blackeyedp7]

@SilverTheHedgehogZ12 YAY! Someone actually knows that rhubarb is poisonous!

[masterminded78]

Only chuck norris can eat this cake and live.

[TheGameConquer]

@masterminded78 best comment ever!

[TheAwesomeBear]

@masterminded78 PSSHHH Chuck Norris' choice of cake and its his favorite -,-

[chelseafcrocks82]

@masterminded78 It would even give him a minor stomachache. That lasts for like a second.

[mattafields]

@masterminded78 i'll eat it ... oh you mean and live oh... i dead then

[elel70]

Cool, lyrics! Now we can all sing along, "One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix..!"

[Xerothe0th]

1:53 deep penetration asians?

[Xerothe0th]

1:55 deep penetration asians?

[Palatard]

Fish shaped dirt and fish shaped solid waste?

YUMMY!

[eddiemcrich]

its so sad that you die when you eat it.

[DragoonHorseman]

If glados already had the cake made, and she really wanted to say goodbye, she could have just GAVE YOU THE CAKE with the stuff thats in there! lmao

[TeamGarryProductions]

WTH IS WITH FISH SHIT????!!! :O 

[pieguy123ful]

mmm sounds delicous :D

[Terror187D]

that sounds complicated looks like my mom will make this one.

[Jesscookie1]

needs moar rhubarb.

[buttercow12]

how great would it have been if he said fish shaped fish?

[sephiroh445]

this recipe needs :

Fish shaped rhubarb

[PrincessMizzMeg]

is this a recipe for a cake, or a nuclear weapon?!

[DailyDosageOfDaft1]

@PrincessMizzMeg probly both

[masterminded78]

@PrincessMizzMeg both....

[Bluedino549]

@PrincessMizzMeg It's Kim Jong-Il's birthdaycake! So...? :)

[PrincessMizzMeg]

@Bluedino549 agreed, very intresting...

[VeselyReiulf]

@PrincessMizzMeg BOTH!

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

@PrincessMizzMeg its the recipie for the portal cake

[hanzkidz]

@PrincessMizzMeg I think its half cake and half neclear weapon...

[catboyfilms2]

@PrincessMizzMeg idk what do u think

[ArgyleTuba]

... I thought it said "deep penetration Asians".... O.o

[iilwjcanc]

@ArgyleTuba

really does sound like it :P

[FireFoxChan]

You die if you eat it because it has polyester resin, fiberglass surface resins !?!?!

e.o and fish shaped solid waste....

[wertaf100]

the cake is real me and my friend found it

ill put a video of it on youtube on how to find it

[BigCheese1138]

i thought the cake is a lie?

my brain hurts

[masterdeathify]

Why do all garnishes look like fish?



[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

and sediment-shaped-sediment.

[flotch93]

The cake is a lie!

[TheRadamize]

You missed "One large rhubarb" in the description. Thanks for making the CAKE!

[zenmother22]

I should make this cake for mah b day

[ledderzed]

"3 table spoons roo-barrarb, on fire"

[MrFreakHeavy]

"Three table spoons rhubarb on fire."

What the heck kind of ingridient is that?! xD hahaha

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

@MrFreakHeavy The same kind of ingredient as "Fish shaped-solid-waste."

LOL, "Candy-coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."

[pludrpladr]

@whereupooptheypoop2 Actually if you have subtitles it's "agents" not asians

[FireClawzz]

Sounds tasty.

[StarberriChu]

GLaDOS, the greatest Patissier of her time!!

[StarberriChu]

@StarberriChu All* Sorry

[DOCTTER]

the cake is a lie

[Bluedino549]

- Why did she die?

- She ate APERTURE-SCIENCE's-DELICIOUS-A­ND-MOIST-HANDHELD-CHOCOLATE-CA­KE-WITH-FISH-SHAPED-CRACKERS-W­HICH-IS-AVAILABE-FOR-ONLY-99CE­NT-AND-APERTURE-SCIENCE's-NEWE­ST-PRODUCT: NeurotoxOn!.

- I never knew cake would kill someone.

- Me either.

[arzon75]

AND SEDIMENT

SHAPED LIKE SEDIMENT.

[CashCreep]

that personality core loves fish

[HMinorkSlippery]

@CashCreep And rhubarb :D

[ForDisturbed]

the voice makes me feel weird D:

[Trinitrotoluo]

shit, that cake is a death trap! Its like super toxic!!!