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  • I didn't vote and I usually hate this machinima, but I'll decide for once. Ryan. Because Even though both are villains, I have to give Ryan credit for building an under water city. All Johnson did was create some corporation, and built a monster robot (Yes I'm talking about Glados) that overran it. Also You at least meet Ryan in bioshock, Johnson isn't even present in portal.

  • Wow lol. Cave won because of a damn meme. Cause there's no other way he could have won realistically. Cave founded a company, Andrew Ryan founded a city UNDER WATER. Cave made robots, Andrew Ryan let people have superhuman powers. Cave had very little influence in the first Portal, Andrew Ryan MADE the Bioshock franchise. In Portal you sorta work for Cave in a weird way. In Bioshock, you find out Andrew Ryan gave birth to you and yet you bash his brains in with a golf club. THAT is hardcore.

  • @heronoki U mad bro?

  • @robertmaniac U original bro? Apparently not.

  • @heronoki LOL!

  • Cave gave Ryan his combustable lemons...

  • "Cave Johnson,would you kindly suck my balls?" -Andrew Ryan.

  • wtf cave sucks,bio is cooler

  • cave johnson lemos wins

    

  • larson would have  won if he said would kindly vote for andrew ryan

  • What is the difference between a Man and a Parasite? A Man takes lemons that life gave him and makes lemonade. A Parasite whines and bitches that life should take the lemons back. A Man creates entire cities to free us from oppression. A Parasite creates useless crap like bounceable goo.

    Ryan > Johnson

  • @Methusael86 Wrong. A "Parasite" makes a combustible lemon engine, ends thousands upon thousands of lives accidentally by creating a sadistically batshit insane AI, operating the most successful industry in the nation. A "parasite" can bend time and space, creating portals and... Dare I say made bounceable goo. Good day to you sir.

  • @Methusael86 That "parasite" is going to burn your house down... With the lemons. Hell with lemonade.

  • what happened with the vote counter? 

  • their both suh different characters it's not a good fight

  • Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  • "im mad like cave johnson i got lemon granades"

    wish i had a portal gun video

  • "I don't want your damn lemons!"-Cave Johnson

  • Probably half the people that voted for Cave Johnson, were to scared to play Bioshock cause they shit they're pants

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  • hmm....cave gave us combustible lemons and a crazed A.I.

    ryans gave us superpowers, an underwater city and we actually get to meet him in perso,n IN PERSON, unlike cave who died of his own scientific experiments

  • andrew ryan is way deeper...

  • thats some bullshit

    

  • Cave Johnson kicked ass! with science.

  • Andrew Ryan built and caused a corruption to an entire city, Cave Johnson just pretty much built it.

  • The only reason Cave won is because almost everybody played Portal 2 but not alot of people played Bioshock. And Cave is newer.

  • @Irregulation That is true, and I was thinking about that while it showed the results. Portal 2 is the newer, more popular game that everyone has heard of. Hell, I would've voted for Cave if not for reading the book Bioshock: Rapture.

  • Both characters are great, but I go with the one that makes me laugh usually, and that's Cave Johnson in this instance.

  • COMBUSTABLE LEMONS THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, UNDER WATER!

  • CAVE JONSON BIATCHE

  • this is a hard one. They're both pretty scary >_>

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  • life gave me a lemon once, but i cant throw cars :\

  • @MaddieAwaits you know the SCARIEST stuff THAT SHIT DOESNT WORK GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET

  • dont read this cause it actually works. you will get kissed the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life however if you do not post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. no you've started reading this so dont stop.this is scary.put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes. when your done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters .this is so scary cause actually works

  • this vote was a hard choice for me i really liked bioshock and portal 2

  • The argument was supposed to be based off of the characters as they were portrayed in game. In Bioshock 1 Andrew Ryan was a main antagonist whilst Johnso was what people? DEAD. Ryan should have won.

  • The Lemon Rant definately put Cave over the top.

  • Andrew Ryan is so much fucking crazier. He deserved it.

  • cave johnson is badass

  • Larson did give the better argument...but it's C.Johnson man. Have you seen the Underground ep 4?

  • ...fuck lemons

  • Cave Johnson is awesome.

  • Im the guy thats going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

  • i could not deside between my 2 favorite carechters so i just went for cave

  • Why they hell don't they tell us the scores anymore?!

  • andrew ryan is the serious bad guy since its bioshock and cave johnson is the funny bad guy since its portal 2. You cant really compare them

  • "Alright, I've been doing some thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson

  • who's Andrew Ryan?

  • @MaxVonDraken hes from bioshock

  • i dont get it here was cave johnson in portal 1 i have no idee ho he is!

  • @mell30matic he is from portal 2

  • i have to play portal 2 i have no idee ho cave johnsen is. but andrew ryan is still the most awesome bad guy!

  • I hate kids! Kids do not understand bioshock.

  • would you kindly

  • sorry andrew ryan made a city under water, fuck cave johnson he can go eat some lemons

  • cave earned that win, the mans company began as a shower curtain manufacturer and evolved into a company that made a portal device, an AI, and the gels, and he had rules against committing witchcraft in the workplace, wanted his scientists to create combustible lemon, and created an army of mantis men, he was definitely the crazier of the two

  • Don't mess with a guy who can make combustible lemons!

  • search requiem for a lemon - shivers guranteed!

  • andrew ryan is sooooooooooo much more awesome such a great character

  • Oh I didn't know it was about who was crazier.

  • which is crazier, building an underwater city, or creating a portal device for use with lemon grenades

  • Valve always wins =P

  • I'd go with Andrew, just cause he seemed more badass.

  • Who the f is Andrew Ryan

  • HUZZAH!

  • no one really cares about ANDREW RYAN no one even knows him.

  • J.K. simmons is just awesome

  • no voting needet on this one there both EPIC games with such good story line and both had ( based on wich ending you took in bioshock 1 and 2 ) really emotional and beautiful endings there should be more games like these !

  • Whould you kindly vote for Andrew Ryan. :D

  • Meh, Andrew Ryan deserved it in my opinion I just think people voted for Cave either because they love Portal (which is awesome) or didn't play Bioshock.

  • I actually didnt vote for this one i couldnt decide who is more badass

  • Gabe Johnson

  • Motherfucking Cave Johnson is the BOSS!!!

  • most people who voted for cave johnson didn't have bioshock 1

  • @vTwistII I have and beat Bioshock multiple times, but Cave Johnson... He is something else.

  • GET MAD!!! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

  • Cave Johnson. Were done here.

  • I gotta say, I enjoyed Portal 2 far more than I ever did any of the Bioshock games, so yes, Cave ftfw.

  • It's true that the 'Cave Johnson' speech was short and was't convincing, but is just shows that the number of people who have played Portal 2 were undeniably larger than the number of people that have played the Bioshock series combined, knowing how awesome Cave Johnson really was.

  • When life gives you lemons....

    You squeeze them in peoples eyes.

  • andrew ryan deserved it more because he started an amazing underwater civilation then burnt it too the ground byy experimenting and drugging the citiznes and what did cave do? reject lemons..and as everyone knows it was only beause h was in portal 2

    and and pl0x excuse my engrish

  • @pengydude1 He didn't just reject lemons, HE MADE GRENADES WITH THE LEMONS AND THREW AT YOU. DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR LEMONS, DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS??? HE IS THE MAN WHO IS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! TAKE YOUR LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! HE'S GONNA MAKE HIS ENGINEERS MAKE A LEMON GRENADE AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

    But Ryan is cool too :D

  • I got to ask.. Who the fuck is Andrew Ryan???? D:

  • @Ravnen2dn Hes from Bioshock

  • @Ravnen2dn Bioshock character

  • @Mrsupermatt2172 aaaah... that douchebag.... then nvm my comment xD

  • Cave Johnson burned Rapture down with lemons.

  • @bobmar1y LOL Oh god you made me laugh so hard when I saw your comment!!! CAVE JOHNSON FTW!!!!!!

  • @2samtx Aperture Science forever!

  • @bobmar1y .....Rapture is underwater

  • @TopGunOriginal thats why its cool

  • @TopGunOriginal The inside is still capable of burning and would cause the internal structures to weaken to the point that the pressure from the depth their to cause it to crumble and break apart.

  • @bobmar1y That doesn't really count as burning down but it's all semantics really. 

  • @bobmar1y lol he burned a under water city down WITH THE LEMONS WHEN PHYSICS SAYS ITS IMPOSSIBLE BURN IT ANYWAY

  • This was kinda obvious from the beginning since Portal 2 is definitely more popular. But Andrew Ryan will be remembered as one of the best antagonists ever.

  • thumbs up for cave!!!!!!!!!

  • people voted for cave johnson just cause theyre idiots and like whats new and funnier rather than whats actually better

  • @Andreilg3 lol u mad?

  • @zippo685 lol you forever alone? stay on 4chan

  • @Andreilg3 Aww thats no fun.

  • @Andreilg3 They voted for what they think is better. OPINIONS, ever heard of 'm?

  • @Andreilg3 herp-a-derp?

  • @LTK1010 yea you are

  • @Andreilg3 a person can not be a herp-a-derp, It is an expression, not a sentient being or object. I would like to point out the problem with your first comment, you are saying people are idiots for preferring the one that you do not.

  • @LTK1010 herp-derp=retard and im sorry im not on 4chan all day so i wouldnt know, anyway no the reason i think theyre idiots is because half of them prob dont even know who ryan is because they prob just play shitty games with portal being an exception because of how mainstream its become, and theyd rather vote for a guy that makes them laugh then the dude that is actually the better choice, its classic american personality, theyd rather chill with a murder who makes them laugh thenwitany1else

  • @Andreilg3 I'm sorry, but herp derp is what a retard or troll says. and people who don't know who one is will vote for the other, proving you are the true idiot here.

  • @LTK1010 i believe you are the troll/retard here, and i love how "proving" is such a loose word to you

  • @Andreilg3 Okay, let me get this straight. You feel I am an idiot for thinking if one person has played a game, but not the other they will prefer the one they have played and everything from it, whereas you are saying that they should like the one they have never seen more? Who's idea is more idiotic? Just think for one measly second of you life who is being stupid in this, you will notice that your argument has no valid point, people will always prefer something they have seen over what they

  • @LTK1010 no....i think anybody that has only played one of these games and votes is a retard because that is unfair. i honestly find it funny on these youtube posts how people are literally so stupid they can't think a step ahead. its like voting for president just cause you heard obama's points but never listening to mccains and yes thats what most people do and thats why americans are idiots

  • @Andreilg3 But I have played Bioshock (1 & 2) but only played Portal 1 so you would think me a retard for voting? But I have seen playthroughs of Portal 2, and I voted for who I think was better (Ryan) for the simple fact I loved the Bioshock series more than the Portal series, and like how it is set. More people prefer Portal over Bioshock, so let them vote and don't let it get at you, calling people stupid for voting for their preference is rather idiotic. (saying they should think like you)

  • @LTK1010 i honestly dont understand how your missing my point, i am saying that anybody, who is the majority of these idiots, votes where they only know about 1 side are idiots, do you not see all the "who the hell is andrew ryan?" comments where they obviously voted for portal and never even played bioshock, my god why am i still arguing this troll more

  • @Andreilg3 I saw that point, but why stop them voting? I voted, but I have never played Portal 2, so I'm not gonna vote for Cave Johnson am I? but a lot of people who voted (making Cave win) vote for their favorite, do not push upon them that Bioshock is better than Portal, because it is their opinion. So even if they haven't even heard of Bioshosk let them vote, why else would it be a public video? What I am saying here is don't force people to think like you.

  • @LTK1010 dude personally i think portal 2 is better but thats not the fucking point the point is you shouldnt vote unless youve played both games so yes i think your very fucking retarded, especially since your basically saying let random ppl vote for whoever they want even if they have no idea hwo anybody is just cause its a public video,

  • @Andreilg3 I'm sorry you don't understand people. This is just how the world works, get used to it or fuck off. It will always happen with everything so leave it and don't call people stupid unless you are trying to look like a fool.

  • @LTK1010 i do understand people theyre fucking retards like you, if you don't know both sides you shouldn't vote, uneducated retards like you shouldn't be allowed to vote or be on jury, your not stupid your a fucking retard

  • @Andreilg3 Oh, so even though I have seen the game, but I have not played it I cannot vote? Do you understand that not everyone has the money to buy every game, so they can watch playthroughs instead. I am not a retard, you are just being insecure and stupid. You seem very mad, calm down and breath for just a second, look at what you are writing; you have just said everyone but you is retarded, now who seems to be the retard.

  • @Andreilg3 have not seen.

  • It's the curse of the popular games. unfortunately, Bioshock went under the radar to a LOT of people. Portal, did not. I still think Andrew Ryan should have won, but I know more people know Cave Johnson... :(

  • how not andrew ryan?

  • who the hell's andrew ryan o.ô

  • @LeonSylon From bioshock 

  • @LeonSylon thats sad as fuck

  • @Andreilg3 your fucks are sad? well, maybe you'll get better

  • @LeonSylon maybe youll get funny

  • @Andreilg3 diplomas in laughism and humoristics say I am :)

  • cave johnson!!!!! the lemons of life!!!!

  • Cave is a slave, Ryan is a man!

  • cave johnson win!!!!!

  • How can people vote against Andrew Ryan?

  • ANDREW RYAN DESERVED IT!

  • @lj53534 Then why didn't he win?

  • @HarduntheRanger because half of machinima viewers probably don't even know who he is.

  • cave,cave,cave

  • Can Andrew Ryan swim?

  • This is bull.

  • is ben howard a man? it sounds like a black woman

  • @bacongamer1 what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @DestrAjax i was fed liqour and dropped on my head as a child but ............................. what was the question, oh yeh it was an ad before the vid and i was questioning if he was a man or woman. and he she sounded like a black coloured person. i need answers

  • @bacongamer1 so your saying all black people sound the same?

  • @DestrAjax no not at all im just saying he or she sounds more like a black african american than a english or white person. im not saying anything just asking. is he she a he or a she?

  • @bacongamer1 that is just ignorance,man...

  • @Mrcabllegoo13 why is veryone hating on me its a real question i have never even heard of this person before? jeez if he or she has something wrong with them i had no clue.

  • @bacongamer1 ben howard is a man, hence Benjamin

  • @Roweanos212 ok thank you someone just answered. it cud of been a women short for benji.

  • @bacongamer1 dude, just dont say ANYTHING like that again plus no woman has a name of Ben. everyone is hating on you because you asked something that maked you sound like a completely ignorant person. just dont do it.

  • @Mrcabllegoo13 cud of been benji but short. ok i wasnt being ignorant but i can understand where people are coming from. i aint no troll or hater so i messed up so can evryone just all get a long

  • @bacongamer1 kk, we cool

  • fiRST TO REACT

  • It's not really fair to compare them. Cave Johnson is nuts, while Andrew Ryan is a supergenius

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  • @andrekek you men above?

  • i pee on dogs

  • YELL AT ME!!!!!

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