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  • So is it Sri Lankan people that talk fast? I work at the library at my college,theres a lot of Indians, and I swear this guy always comes up and starts talking fast as a motherfucker lol. Not even me or my manager can understand that we just end up telling the guy to write the book he's looking for lol.

  • hahaha all his vids are funny. corn on the cob roflmao

  • i wonder if he plans his jokes according to whos there, if there were no sri lankans would he have used the dark guy jokes?

  • @anadeem27 all good comedians improvise a bit depending on the crowd.

  • BEENZORGANDICAM

  • BEEEENSORCORNONDEECOB!!!

  • LOL Sri Lankans aren't the only ones who speak Tamil :) Indians in the Tamil Nadu speak it too....and it is sounds similar to Malayalam.

  • Classic Russell, I love it!!! :D

  • belbalalabellatektektektek oh free game LAMFOOOOOO =))

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  • russell peter rules

  • 26 people are deaf...

  • TING TING TING LMFAO!

  • BEEENS O CORN ON DEE COB

  • I laughed my ass off LOL

  • 26 people must've missed the like button

  • Dude is this guy david beckham in the vid?

  • @DaTrixta999 look like david but i think is not. 2.15

  • hehehehehehehehehehehehehehheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh­ehehehehehehehe

  • oh my

    im tamil myself and i found that hilarious!

    its so true as well!

  • I love how people come on here trying to correct everyone on the origin of Tamils. Who gives a fuck. This video isn't about that. it's a hilarious comedy clip, post about it, not about Tamils and India and Sri Lanka and who came first and this and that. Losers.

  • funny shit hahaha

  • there is tamil nadu n india so srilankans r not the only tamils

  • @BarbCat08 I agrree with Barb.... where did the tamils in Srilanka come from? They were tamil farmers from india that sailed to Srilanka centuries ago...

  • Ahahahah

  • dude i love youuuu

  • Can anyone explain to me why so many people from India have Dunkin Donuts stores and Convenience Stores?

  • @asktoms yes i can. they make money??? its easy money????? why don't that make sense?

  • theniceusername shut up and stop bitching all ready omg

  • Lool, I'm a laid back person, and a Tamil,

    and this is really funny :)

    When my dad shouts at me for doing something wrong, he shouts faster than that :D

  • im tamil and dis shit is funni :D

  • Love Nathan :3

  • *tamil* DING DING DING DING DING OOH LOOK a free game!

  • haha i like this guy ,,, n m a Sri Lankan

  • Woooo!!!

    I knew it was you because you're the dark guy.

  • @chamalka me toos

    

  • hahaha hilarious

  • jeez why u guys gettin offended ima tamil as well this is fukin hilarious man he takes the piss out of every1 just take a chill pill.... and lol pinball machines haha man i seen this so many tyms makes me larf everytym

  • lol im tamil nd im not offended rofl its hilllarriiiouuusssss

  • CIORNONDEECOB!!CORONONDEECOB!!­

  • This is hilarious lol

  • his joking not serious

  • Dude, it's a comedy sketch. It's meant to be funny, not entirely accurate.

  • its just a joke

  • where can i watch the full thing of this?

  • REPLY IF TAMIL and if this DOESNT offend u at all

  • rpl?!!

  • im not offended

  • 0:10 is that sugar sammy?

  • lol forgotton indians

  • they're not indians XD

  • they split with india

  • no! they are a different race, and they live in a seperate country. It's like saying europe and USA is the same. The only thing in common is the religion

  • wtf?? arent there 60 million tamils that live in india? ..tamils are indians..they were originated from India.. they just don't sound like hindi..even the president of India at one time was Tamil..

  • Not everybod is orginated from India, but the majority of em' do ;)

  • You guys should understand that he is just making a joke, and not giving a history lesson.

  • its really funny but jokes should have some accuracy..not all tamils are dark and india has many different languages..he can't say tamils don't sound indian when they are indian..

  • he is talking about tamilians in sri lanka.

  • they both speak the same language!!

  • so?

  • obviously hes stereotyping!! thats why it makes it funnier!

  • But some tamils live in India. But we don't call them indians just because of that. It's like saying if indians moved to america. We don't call them americans. Kinda..

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  • Yes we call them Indian Americans.  There's Native Americans (aka formerly "Indians") and Indian Americans.

  • i have seen this ten times...and i still laugh every time....

  • russel petters is such a spoonful o sugar...

  • hahahah this guy is funny

  • beans or canadicum?

    thats wat i THOT he was saying

    wth r u saying??

    cornondecob!

    haha

  • this guy fucking rocks

  • Hahahaha...aaaagh!!!!

  • lol canandicob

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • Oh look! a Free game!

  • lmao ; cornonthecob . rotfl

  • lol i know it was u cuz u were the dark guy XD

  • the dark guy lol

  • it started here, and it just kept going like

    fakalagalagalagalagalaganathen LOL

  • ne he's not he's helarious :3

    maybe this isnt the funniest but he's helarioos :D love u russell <3

  • north peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­l

  • The funniest joke at the O2 was the one about big job/small job - dad's and the toilet - sooooo funny I was in tears cos my dad did that! Hahahah!

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  • alphadracons did u gt the joke about the sweaters on sat nite

  • I saw him at the 02 on Saturday..

    he was soooooooo funny!!

  • Russell Peters at the O2 was so goddam funny!!!!

  • He repeated this here today! Too good though!

  • to the dude below thats not david beckham

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  • yo i could have sworn i saw david beckham in tha audience! .....luk @ tha last 6 seconds!

  • my stomach hurts from laughing at this

  • true sri lankan tamils speak like that

    but only tamils though

    not sinhalese or muslims!!!!!

  • yeah that's so true. i mean i was born in india and spend 9 years there. even though i may not be indian, i knew i to speak hindi (main language of india) fluently. there were these other people in the south speaking these very fast language and i couldn't understand them at all.

  • lolz

  • How can that be racism? Indian and Sri Lankan is same race. Expect based on what he says Indians look better.

  • how the heck can one race look better... thats just plain stupid ..

  • What are you talking about? What race looks better?

  • racist jokes is his forte, man. He's famous for it..gets a lot of international audience, white, yellow, black, brown, sepia, you name the color..including smurfs.

  • I wouldn't call him racist. Sure, his material is racially oriented, but it's not presented in a denigrating manner, but more in terms of observation. BTW, I wonder how much time he's invested in studying various cultures, accents, etc...more often than not, he is eerily (and hilariously) accurate.

  • Nah, he's not racist! He insults all races, including his on race so he ain't counted as racist...and he hasn't told a Malay joke yet;)

  • no one cares about malays thats why

  • what the hell is that suppose to mean??

    go dig a hole and stuff ur head in it

    i wont miss you.

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  • Singapore isnt a part of malaysia. ANYMORE

  • dude no one cares for malay ...they care bout malaysia nt u pricks

  • i'm not Malay, I'm a naga girl...why'd you call me a prick?

  • Cornetticobeee...LOL

  • im sri lankan. Lol. My dad laughed all the way to hell.

  • Haha, he uses "wicked" all the time because he is in London!

    Russell, British people DO understand you when you speak like a North American. They might not like it, but they understand. :o)

  • A common colloquialism here in NA, too.

  • Really? Never heard any American use it. Also never heard Russell say it before... Which doesn't mean I don't believe you of course! :-)

  • First introduced to me by my friend from Long Island, NY circa 1978, along the lines of "Man, I have to take a wicked piss!"

  • Stewie is cool, and so is vaughn,

  • DAVID BECKHAM AT 2:14 !!!

  • This guy is hilarious! Laughing at himself!

    Laugh with me!

    "Cornondicob!"

    LMFAO!

  • Hilarious... Corn cup LOL

  • it corn-on-the-cob....

  • Is "Indian" even a race?

    Russel never heard of IndoAryan and Dravidian?

  • well just think about it using those names in his jokes would just make it less intersting and also when he makes jokes about Indians he talks about whole India or part by part India but nice obersvation

  • lol i got a sri lankan friend 2 and his dad talks so fukin fast

    i gotta record him sumtime

    i cant listen to him with a straight face

  • lol at NATHAN....its so true it seems every lankan has the word "nathan" somewhere at the end of their name

  • yeah, now that I think of it, every tamil person that I've met has NATHAN in there last name, LOLOLOL

  • TAMIL!

  • cornandicab!

  • the guy on 2.15 looks like david beckham

  • russell is wicked..i love his shows... go..rusell

  • omg you guys quit arguing hes just a JOKER. like i wouldnt want to insult RP in anyway cuz hes awesome but thats his fucking job a STANDUP COMEDIAN, AKA JOKER. 1) i kno its true about sinhali ppl, but honestly ive never met a sinhali outside of SL, ive met plenty of Srlnkn tamils though.

    2)"nathan" commonly found in tamil surnames is pronounced "naadhan". so the dude got it wrong. who the fuck cares. its HILARIOUS. nathan is popular in COLOMBO!! LMAOO!!

  • Y'know, I know someone who's half sinhali and half tamil, no joke (unbelievable, but true!).

  • wads sinhali?

  • ppl from srilanka hate their own dark skin.

  • who the fuck cares man im gujarati indian and i hate my light tan complexion

  • come on dude i'm lankan too..just chill.. he's just a bad ass comedian!! russell peteres rules!

  • Part of Comedy is laughing at yourself...Come on laugh with me

    "Cornanicob!"

    XDDDDD

  • this guy is too good!..wens he cumin birmzz!! :D

  • I think everyone hould just stop fighting about all that stuff... This is a comedy and we're supposed to be laughing at what Russell says, not having an internet fight...

  • well he jus dont kno one thing its sinhalese the main language in sri lanka not tamil.

  • For all the people who are arguing here about the Sinhala-Tamil conflict in Sri Lanka:

    -The actions of a few terrorists (on both sides) should not be attributed to entire races or cultures.

    -Both the Sinhalese and Tamilian citizens want peace. It is the extremists and racists in power that drive this terrible conflict and it is THEY that we should unite against.

    -Countless lives have already been lost and I think that we should not lose our tempers here, regardless of our position.

  • he is one funny guy and he shows everyone their arse, if you dont find him funny then you obviously cant laugh at yourself, shame on you.

  • You want beans or con-on-de-cob?

  • the guy doesnt even look close to beckham

  • im a sri lankan tamil and he is totally tru bout sri lankans

  • omg is that davad beckham at the end of the vid @@

  • HAHAHAH!!!!! can't breeeaaaatthhhheeeee!!!! need....inHALERRRR!!!!!!

  • srilanakaklagaglaNATHAN!

  • Oh Sri Lankans are Tamilians? God, i had no idea bout it!

  • yo alfredborden1, not all sri lankans are tamil, they r the second culture. the main sri lankan are sinhalese, most ppl dont no that tho!

  • only 20% sri lankans are tamils. 70% is sinhalese

  • what is sinhalese

  • Shit is that David Beckham right at the end? Great work from Russell as usual

  • lol no thats not beckham

  • LMFAO

  • needs to come up with new jokes...he recycles most of hist stuff

  • In all certainty the lastest stuff from him (Outsourced), is mostly new stuff or new developed from his own stuff with a few good old jokes on the way. Then a classic RP at the End.

  • He has never use the Sri Lankan joke before I don't think

  • this is kindda the truth...actually its the truth...now in all of his videos did you ever hear 1 guy there with him from the crowd comment on his style as a comidian??

    didnt happen n not ganna happen!

    all were laughing...and thats nice!..good comment pal!

  • woooo im sri lankan haha

  • u sad as mother fuckers hv 2 bring racism in 2 every thin.... and "tamilians" wt the fuck is dat about..???

  • looks like beckham right at the end 2.15

  • An old term comes to mind, "The barking dog, doesn't bite."

    If u want to make a comparison of the "military strength" of GOSL and LTTE. U lost it when u made that comparison, acknowledging a rebel group to that of a Military.

    If u want to c the results, all u have to do is read BBC/CNN.

    If u want to open ur eyes to the propaganda, all u have to do is c the gov's release of casualty list, the media censor, the fact that they loose territory & keep it a secret. :P IE: Elephant pass, chavacheri.

  • For all the people who are arguing here about the Sinhala-Tamil conflict in Sri Lanka:

    -The actions of a few terrorists (on both sides) should not be attributed to entire races or cultures.

    -Both the Sinhalese and Tamilian citizens want peace. It is the extremists and racists in power that drive this terrible conflict and it is THEY that we should unite against.

    -Countless lives have already been lost and I think that we should not lose our tempers here, regardless of our position.

  • what is wrong with you people??? comment on the video not make some stupid arguments on here...

    and anyway from your comments it seems that you are all indian/pakistani/asian/whateve­r and you call each other niggers?

    you must be really fucked up!

  • you are all idiots.. its just comedy.. nothing more

  • LOL! Thats what you believe and cross the human rights... But, those people in the name of LTTE rape you back! ROFL! Shame on you guys, whats your govt doing? Are you guys so innocent assholes? Hmmm anyways, i'm not willing to put my head in niggers business!