Game Fails: Halo 3 "No! Bad rocket!"

[drizzt7dourden7]

well thats wy you don´t use a heat seekeing rocket in the dethert ^^

[Necro12511]

Too bad Lopez printed the manual in Spanish.

[THEwait4something]

i guess the missile wondered what the two reds were doing over there

[darklordsmasher]

its a shame he was red, that was a total Caboose moment right there

1st thing that came to my mind was "WHO THE HELL GAVE CABOOSE THE POD LAUNCHER!" or "OMG CABOOSE YOU TEAM KILLING FUCKTARD!!"

[alchestbreachsbramin]

the new pocket propelled grenade launcher designed by blue team

[Lacard129]

Any fails taking place after reach...is Kat's fault.

[Vvulture27vV]

The blues disguised as the reds and the reds disguised as the blues to try and outsmart at each other.

*Caboose picks up the missile launcher*

Sheila: Target locked. Firing Main Canon.

Caboose: No unlock unlock!!

Church: Huhhh not again *leaves body before rocket explodes* Caboose stop shooting at me!!!

[Zoopersable]

It's still the Ghost of Lockout's fault...

[IrelandSeth]

notice how he died before he was hit by the rocket? he had a heart attack out of pure fear of a rocket hurtling towards him at 15-40 mph

[mjman99]

The top comment is funnier than the video.

[SKULL0FD3ATH]

the only real fail here is the recording software

[bigsasserify]

thumbs up if your still playing this 5 years later!!!

[92foxdie]

Lolwut?

[FlouWheezy]

I like how the red corpse spun in the air, all locked up like a mannequin.

[Evereetthebeyblader]

Can anyone say....Heat seeking missle YEAHHH

[ThePheonixKing32]

RED MAKE ROCKET ANGERY!

[dizzay1989]

Not trolling but I'm truly surprised that MS has allowed the Halo 3 servers to be up for so long. I kinda wanna go back to 3 myself cause AA ruined Reach for me.

[theendoftheshadow]

I still don't understand the quality insults. I'm fine with just being able to see the video and know what's happening. Why does so many people make such a big deal about it instead of just enjoying the video? (Not trying to troll, just trying to understand why)

[Vash001]

@theendoftheshadow Cause kids today want HD everything.

[Cessna152ful]

@Vash001 i have to deal with 360p and i mind it im right with u

[Vash001]

@Cessna152ful I'm fine with low quality. I mean I game on a tv that was made back in 1995, quality dont bother me none. Hell I thought HALO 3 looked fucking amazing on my old ass tv when it first released.

[MasterMattias]

Gunner: Hey look at that I wonder what it is? Aww shit it's missile isn't it? Yep it's definitely a missile. I hat you missile pod. *Explosion*

[007TJenks]

I Like How He Made The Sound Before He Got Hit

[KidFlash2300]

the funny part was that the victim saw it coming and didnt react correctly

[KHMDarkness]

WTF? How did that even happen!? O_o It's like the rocket said 'Fuck you!' and flew toward the nearest teammate!

[maxword3]

Viva la resolution

[brokeherlittlebones]

reach is fun and has better game modes, but I could play the big 3 all day for nostalgia

[ubermaster94]

@brokeherlittlebones meh, only reason im on reach is because everyone on my friends list never plays 3.

[wyvern876]

I love how the guy died before the explosion

[Orrissan]

You would think after all this time the Spartans would have that thing figured out by now

[letsplaywhosnmymouth]

@Orrissan are der alot of fails with it?

[K2ACP]

Captured with a can of Pringles and a rotten banana

[jonlad3rd]

was that rocket made bye caboose?

[TheNanoArcher]

@jonlad3rd hahaha. legit.

[elbridge27]

@jonlad3rd The rocket WAS caboose

[ederondotcom]

That awkward moment when both top comments are replies.

[DodoandPlatypus]

I miss the missile pod...

[KingdomKing13]

How the heck did that even happen?! XD

[TRIMAXIUS]

He made the death noise like a split second before the rocket exploded

[jedimasterpickle3]

Spy sappin' my rocket!

[dottorrent]

kat designed laser-targeting rockets?

[TheDuke94]

@dottorrent I think the kat jokes a bit old now mate...

[dinonick2]

@TheDuke94 theyce only just begun

[letsgoiowa]

I like how he died an instant before the missle hit

[MetalShin0bi]

Reach > all the rest

Deal with it :)

[halfgriffs]

CABOOSE SWITCHED TEAMS

[KNKProductionsUSA]

That rocket's name was Derpy Hooves.

[acekidwonder]

That rawket's a Spah!!

[PhoenixRebirth117]

It would really hurt if the guy got kicked because of that...

[greendayfanman01]

@kiwirar sure its not a C-35P?

[ScrinMan]

@kiwirar That must be one awesome potato if it can record video.

[TheAwesomeAzza]

@kiwirar noh D: its 3 then 1 then reach then wars then 2 then anniversary :P

[halofan128]

@TheAwesomeAzza 2 was the best im sorry

[SquidAlex117]

man.. I miss halo 3...

[BlazeTekeshi]

Must be pretty strong winds going on there.

[Evil409]

Sarge was aiming for a blue, but the rocket wasn't fooled by Grif's disguise

[ZestyLemon24]

That's what he gets for sleeping with that rockets girlfriend

[Arzaker]

you can literally pin point the exact moment the gunner knew he was fucked

[BlackDawn626]

Kevin sent the rocket!

[SodaShaman]

That rocket really hated Jim.

[cragsterboy]

I blame blue team for this...

[MaskedKane95]

I love that map,if only there was a classic map pack or something for reach

[nikoletina1994]

recorded with a HD calculator

[br33zyb0y1]

@iBirchland The quality's not that bad...

[GSCLoveSoniac]

@iBirchland fail.

[nubbuka]

Douche bag seeker :3

[Tailsmilespower]

Betrayal Rocket! Get yours today!

[idiatico]

target locked



[croabadark]

I like how the teammate is going

"waaait a second... just hold on... something's not right he-*boom*"

[bluecamel786]

@croabadark that's not from family guy's rendition of Empire Strikes Back now, is it? :)

[croabadark]

@bluecamel786 ...nnnnot really, haven't seen it. I came up with it on the spot. Why, do they say something similar?

[bluecamel786]

@croabadark yea. pretty much the same thing :)

[AydenMize]

Rocket:Wait a second... the enemy is this way!

Red Spartan:No No No NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!

[Jed1Master97]

crazy.

[KZ2killer]

No that is some aim. Killing you team mate behind you while look forward.

[lovenpudd11]

YOU KILLED SARGE YOU TEAM KILLING FUCKTARD!

[CrazyToddler257]

The awkward moment when both top comments are replies...-_-

[ninjaheartt]

lol, he is doomed to failure

[Microbombergaming]

That thing curved better than my sexuality:/

[RawStylus909]

They never should have saved money and went with those "Made in Poland" rockets.

[jonsitron11]

@RawStylus909 bwahahhaahah. I like you.

[FlouWheezy]

... Homie-ing missile, anyone? =D

[6rednek]

He's got one of those wrap-around guns!

[1JediRevan]

People still play Halo 3? I miss the good old days.

[Link2211986]

missiles though while flying "Is this guy trying to shoot me... ALL HELL NAW"

[dsdanger1st]

the complete opposite of a homing missile. it's supposed to kill the enemy, not your teammates.

[PolytoneZebraGuy]

i don't even know what the hell just happened... =O

[IBrowneeI]

I dunno about Halo 3 being better than Reach, a bunch of the equipment items were really annoying compared to armor abilities.... but good god the maps were better. I was so pissed Reach didn't have a map like Sandtraps with Elephants!

[77royalboy]

@IBrowneeI I would have equipment over armor abilities any day.

[TheRsmoneymakinguide]

Throwing the ol' curve ball for top comment.

[pompernickels]

Halo 3 has saved films that they would have been able to get in some sort of quality WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN

[Thearbiter84]

Spartan who fired rocket:... time to run!

Spartan/elite who got bertrayed:omgwtfbbq?

[venomdude321]

I love how the guy at the end was like, "Wait, whats tha..."BOOM!

[SW337x7007H]

You think that's bad? Wait till you have to go through potty training with it.

[bolodude]

Fuckin lol

[TheRedMan2550]

WTFuck?

[Dargonhuman]

I like the part with the rocket.

[ruckess123]

Potato camera FTW..who needs 1080p

[jasonw131]

The dreaded missle pod claims another.

[CurryFly1]

I loled my self to sleep

[ItsJackBauerBaby]

Halo 3. Best multiplayer game ever!!!!!

[Caniewaak]

That's a hell of a bank shot.

[Bsnakezs]

Halo 3 had the best maps

[TheSpartan189]

As seen from Dick Figures

Red Guy 1: dude wat the hell...

Red guy with missile launcher: The Perfect Murder

[SKULLBUNNY911]

The camper seeking missile of Justice.

[Guymanguy12345]

That rocket really wanted that betrayal

[Dragonpit]

Just enough time for his life to flash before his eyes.

[Ameterasuu]

he recorded this video with a gotdamn fork.....

[Rurike]

this is why magnets are banned in combat!

[JackIsASexyMf]

People still play halo 3/

[mclarenf101]

@JackIsASexyMf thanks for the update captain obvious.

[Alkakaizer]

oh hi missile

[XC11301991]

@Alkakaizer oh hi lisa, oh hi doggy. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART MISSILE!!!!

[eajjoutlaw]

hah I beat you all I'm eleventy-sixth

[FurbyIover]

@SirGarforth THEN FUCKING PLAY IT! I STILL PLAY IT. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY HATE HALO 3 WHEN THEY CAN EASILY FUCKING PLAY IT. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN REACH ANYWAYS, SO WHY THE FUCK NOT?

[DocPwnall136]

@FurbyIover Umad?

[OneFourtyOneDA]

Best part is the red was like... what th- XD

[ODST0niner]

rocket "i don't like u"

red dude "wha..."

rocket "how do u like it when i explode in your face"... boom!

[Sinapth]

Missile: I was never on you side.

[TheGleasonMan87]

@kantusr1 ...Jesus christ...

[MedicOnDutyVids]

The missile pod should just have a troll face on the side of it.

[xFlames45x]

that's how to fire a missile launcher

[zTheMonsterz]

I like it when he thinks he can prevent that that rocket.

[kantusr1]

rockets were nevr easy to train, but missles......

[anthony21266]

WHAT GOES AROUND HITS YOUR TEAMMATES

[nerdherdchen]

haha that was his last missile too.. sucks for him lol

[9wolfblack]

love halo!!!!



[MrRougeace]

I swear... Potato and Shoebox cameras need to be banned...

[DaBrianZone]

everyone below are Faggots

[RaymondG15]

heat seeking nipples? cool 

[iRecordRandomVids]

Whenever*

[iRecordRandomVids]

Good times. I get the chills now whener i hear a song from Halo 3

[TheGleasonMan87]

FENTON!! JESUS CHRIST!

[kantusr1]

@TheGleasonMan87 c'mon thats a stupid video that never deserved popularity.

it's just one pissed off gguy shouting fenton fenton!

[guitarherolegend55]

@FurferTurker I think everyone knew that...

[hellhunter359]

@runeman180 you are neither first, second, or third

[ShotgunShelly24]

now THAT'S curving a bullet!

[CookIsDaWinnaMon]

that weapon was made for blue team o.o

[FurferTurker]

Halo 3's better than Reach.

[LeLeFRaiinO]

@FurferTurker Fact

[Westworldah]

@FurferTurker But Halo 3 is worse than Halo 1337

[MartiansfromUranus]

@FurferTurker And Halo 2's better than 3 and 1 is better than 2 blah blah blah.

But really each is the best Halo.

[TheBubbleMan1]

@MartiansfromUranus Halo 2 is really the best :D

[77royalboy]

@MartiansfromUranus nope Reach is terrible.

[TheNewRevolutionClan]

@77royalboy :O

[123halofreak]

@MartiansfromUranus Missed an R there, man.

[cloudMAN75]

@MartiansfromUranus was that a typo for Reach????

[MartiansfromUranus]

@MartiansfromUranus Yes! It was a typo for Reach!

[DcIxvi]

@MartiansfromUranus Halo:CE is the best :D

[Michael8414]

lmao!

[Lowey1743]

filmed by a toaster

[ZOMBIEBYRD1]

18th

[Oudie10]

Does anyone else notice that the "Change Quality" button looks like the symbol for a trip mine?

[TheFundastraz]

I think it's funny how everyone says "My toaster films..." when my school's video broadcasting system's called a Video Toaster (VT for short), as just like with toast, you put video into it, and you get something a little different out of it. :)

[Haqt1998]

geez terrible quality

[SirGarforth]

I miss Halo 3...

[LargeOwngasm]

@SirGarforth then play it like this guy

[TaneerGames]

@SirGarforth I don't. Fuck that game. Though Forge was pretty awesome.

[rvbfan21a]

@SirGarforth then go freaking play it! Good Lord...

[SirGarforth]

@rvbfan21a FINE! I WILL!!!

[PineappleGamer12]

@SirGarforth indeed, sir. Remember when Halo was about skill and fun, not credits or armor abilities?

[theleroyplus77]

@PineappleGamer12 its not about skill and fun anymore? i did not know that

[PineappleGamer12]

@theleroyplus77 Yeah, Reach is more of a perkish game that involves spamming armor lock.

[SirGarforth]

@PineappleGamer12 The good days.

[Dmd2256]

@SirGarforth If you miss it, then play it. It's not gone forever.

[SirGarforth]

@Dmd2256 I never said it was. I meant I miss when it was relevant.

[MGRaiden64]

@SirGarforth i miss seeing 400,000 people on a day, and 16 parties custom games...

[FSX318Heavy]

@SirGarforth I own it. :3

[FSX318Heavy]

@SirGarforth I own it.

[FSX318Heavy]

I love halo 3. That only bad thing about it is the flood.