Michael Scott -isms

[57violets]

I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day :D

[ManBearxPig]

never gonna be as funny with this guy gone:(:(

[FranchiseIndustries]

you left one of my favourite quotes. "Im not supersticious, but I'm a little sticious." Perhaps it was filmed after this video was made.

[63Poonie]

Hey Man, ...I love you this many dollars worth.

[MJJs4evurPYT]

"oh god I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese" xD

[okay21088]

Thumbs up if you agree that Michael and Creed are the best two characters on the office!

[newreleasecalculator]

Top Comment #1

[jgreen3900]

I need to see this play like I need a hole in the back of my head. Too bad the video left out the part about Abe Lincoln. Would have made the joke complete haha

[polamalufan5907]

nobody likes beets dwight why dont you grow something that everybody does like.....you should grow candy

[mrnintendowii]

michael never admitted his love for ryan :(

[conemarra88]

Steve Carrell is like Will Ferrel on acid... no, on speed, no... on steroids

[entropy44]

Steve Carrell made this show... The Office isn't The Office without Michael.

[Noimnotthatguy]

insert clever remark by subtly changing a line from this video

[sexyHGsquad]

Go get yourself a monkey kidney

[sexyHGsquad]

"Mo money mo problems"

[AYEYOKACY]

"uh, no. I only give my organs to my real friends..go get yourself a monkey kidney.."

[bluestyled]

Approachabler.

[yaysonic]

there's honor in losing.. which is absolutely ridiculous.

i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I seriously LOVE Michael Scott-- lol so many great one liners

[oddiemonsta]

Blacks DO crack....not the drug.

[slickitysky]

merry christmas, ho - ho - ho - pimp!

[johnxy888]

you should've added the golden shower quote xD

[nintendonick]

Lmao you will be missed michael

[lulublue97]

Good-bye, Michael. We won't forget you.

[enjoyitbro]

Micheal Scott will go down as one of the greatest TV characters of all time. Its not even debatable

[turdferguson1989]

lets gangbang this thing and go home

[pricelessangie]

@turdferguson1989 thats what she said

[Cokeman4eva]

and i have worms

[beastsification]

no im not supersticious im just a little sticious

[DVA5212]

"if they didn't work everybody would still be in the cage"

...inspiring to say the least

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

i love and hate michael at the same time..it's strange. Steve carell is beast!

[232noname]

how can anyone dislike this?

[Na9rawi87]

" i want people to be afraid of how much the love me "

[Na9rawi87]

He is the only person on earth that i love and hate him at the same time.

[ZenonLikes12]

SEXUAL TENSION

[Couzenheiro]

HO, HO, HO, pimp. Gotta start doing that . hahah

[63Poonie]

Wow...just a very small fraction of the best "Michael Scott-isms"...you missed more then you included...as Dwight would say..."IDIOT"

[Snowmanpandaman]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE QUOTES FROM THE VIDEO? I ACTUALLY LIKE SEEING THOSE COMMENTS CAUSE THEY HIGHLIGHTS THE FUNNY PARTS. AND FOR YOU MORONS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CREATIVE COMMENTS NOT RECEIVING THE ATTENTION THAT THESE IDIOTS THINK IT DESERVES, GROW UP AND STOP BEING DOUCHE.

[manwithouthat44]

2:27 What does he say? I cannot hear a word

[spartanses]

he reminds me of joe from family guy

[TheCelinacation]

ho ho ho ..pimp lmao

[DoingLaundrySucks]

Well I would definitely have sex with Ryan hahahahaha

[mostarstyle]

I'm so sick of Chucky cheese

[kissmagik]

lol love the moment when they take dwight to the hospital, Michael's reaction is so childdish

[luitzenhietkamp]

"I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme." LOL

[NikandNat928]

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[nastynate3163]

:53 ...that's sort of come true, given everyone's shock when Michael announced he was leaving.

[Gemm91]

Which episode is it when michael has the cat puppet?

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

"We're going to the hospital!"

"Yeah... I know..."

Also, what's an "auntidrug?" XD

[Reneelawrence666]

What ep is 1.27 from anyone - if you know reply to this comment so i acutally see it much app'

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

@Reneelawrence666

That's from S02-E09 E-Mail Surveillance,

have fun!

[Joekr15]

0:43 poor dwight :S

[DJLeroyT]

:omg im so sick of chucky cheese haha.

[jmyz1991]

"aahh no, i only give my organs to a real friend,go get yourself a monkey kidney 2:04

[CSIS25]

all i can say is WAAA DA FUCK lol

[JansenGefert]

Charlie Sheen should replace Steve Carell when he leaves. And, no, I'm not joking.

[Letspreach]

26 bitter weirdos.

[cawbird101]

i drink my own urine. great advice.

[sheeshgemma]

the 1st, 2nd and 3rd seasons were the funniest.

the office has lost it :(

[petitviolin]

"I'm an early bird and a night owl so I'm wise and I have worms."

[solidbeaver]

0:48 HO! HO! HO! ....PIMP!

[TeamEdward4ever991]

'Nice job Bill... NOT' XD

[DJLeroyT]

"New York is like scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids." rofl, whats he been getting upto?

[GamingCyclone500]

As a doctor, you would not tell your patient if they had cancer.

[MehrunesDaagon]

"Well, 'happy birthday, Jesus.' Sorry your party is so lame." :)

[pollski78]

Lets gang bang this thing and go home!

[KF0o0o0]

...and then i  lost it in a pyramid scheme HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[MNwildHOCKEY2000]

Chucky cheese? I'm sick of Chucky cheese.

[rocketsox313]

"I do think that I am very approachable, but maybe I need to be even approachabler."

XD lol

[Forthias]

"You should grow candy!" Best line ever lmao.

[rjkahlon]

ho ho ho pimp

[aboynamedmass]

Yo that was some real shit he dropped about cage matches

[futurehollywood22]

"you should grow candy"

[SmallvilleTwilight]

"Happy Birthday Jesus, sorry your party is so lame"

[StuartJones3]

I love it

[lowgik]

Does the skin look red and swollen lol!

[tenpinjohn89]

Michael, you're Braveheart!

[monosucks]

Go git yerself a monkey kidney.....

[monosucks]

Go git yerself a monkey kidney.....

[ninjaslayer07]

i'm dying of laughter!!!!!!!!!! michael scott is too funny

[AlMOst1225]

i want ppl to be afraid of how much they love me

[angeltosome]

Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn't have any rules. Maybe one, no kicks to the groin...home for dinner.

[volleyballmaniacz]

chuckie cheese hahahahaha

[DarthZimmeris]

"Uhhh, no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."

[DarthZimmeris]

"You're totally harshin' the office mellow." :)

[Henryfabulous]

hey mr. scott

what u gonna do,

what u gonna do,

when our dreams come true,

hey mr. scott ......

[JwallRockCity7007]

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make

[DarthZimmeris]

"I used to work at a Warehouse... The Men's Wearhouse. I was a greeter." -- Michael Scott

[shaygahweh]

HO HO HO PIMP! 

[248productions]

Dwight: Where are we going?

Jim: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.

Michael: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.

I was cracking up.

[Emenlll]

what program did you use to get this?

[PSshadow92]

*repeats line from video*

[asimachim]

@PSshadow92 what line?

[TheThomasOfficial]

@PSshadow92 What is the point of typing "repeats line from video" and what idiot would thumbs up it?

[Kando0615]

@PSshadow92 LOL that's funny, i'm gonna post the same comment to another video and hopefully get thumbs like you did.

[PSshadow92]

@TheThomasOfficial

My reply was sarcasm. I saw lines from the video being quoted and thought I would satirically follow suit. My apologies if you were too simple to understand that.

[maveholic]

season 2 was the golden year where they actually tried to tell stories

now its on the level of family guy

[sonicsmash89]

Hey man.. I love you this many dollars worth.

[trav4217]

one of the best videos on youtube... "I want people to be afraid by how much they love me"

[BruceLee8191]

You should have included "St. Patrick's Day is the closest the Irish will ever get to Christmas"

[soulstar1982]

....."I worked in a FAAST food restraunt to save up money for school... and then... I lost it in a pyramid scheme..." 

[egdqv13234]

''New York is like Scranton on acid. NO. on speed. NAh. On steriods.''

LMAO

[maxfreeeeeeedman]

0:59 to 1:07 is the best part

[semperfisemperceler]

"Ayee, dont wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day."

[StitchedMusik]

@semperfisemperceler thats what she said. :)

[semperfisemperceler]

@StitchedMusik  :)

[posada432]

@semperfisemperceler that's what she said.

[Nanaman12345]

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

Ahahaha!

[TekBubs]

This video sucks. It doesnt show Jims reactions

[17heavymetalchick]

@TekBubs LOL yes. Jim's reactions are the greatest. 

[bofhd89o]

"i dont wanna work,i just want to bang this mug all day" lol XD

[alexrap77]

25 people have to be sentenced to 25 years of work at schrute beat farms

[sunnydale22]

Michael = amazing.

[DJxBash]

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho, pimp! lol

[sirblaine]

isms are stolen from trailer park boys

[Williamgilbert]

I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.

[therealcritic28]

Ho, ho, ho, PIMP

[AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS]

1:14- thats what he said

[lennonmccartney8]

cage matches? yeah, they work. how could they not work? if they didn't work everyone would still be in the cage.

[marcomora455]

rofl 1:32-1:45

[rm1jagfan]

The name of my math teacher in high school was Michael Scott

[xReinhartx]

"Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy.." Hahahah

[CupidCrazy09]

Maybe i need to be aproachabler. :D

[TheCroutonConspiracy]

Well, Happy Birthday, Jesus.

Sorry your party's so lame.

[Paymenow]

@TheCroutonConspiracy

This had me cracking up so much lol

[TheXenogias]

steve carrell is the man. there is no way this show would work without him.

[skyemarine]

New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah----on steriods.

[DanLabuski]

like booze ever killed anybody.

[ZavCoyote]

"Extreme home makover can put together a house in half an hour"

HAH

[ACanuckSince92]

"Ho, ho, ho.. pimp."

"Nice job, Bill..... not."

[yankeefan42]

michael scott is easily one of the funniest tv characters of all time

[angeltosome]

Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.

[morgantown1]

I dont wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day

[uniqmusiq88]

"when someone says things are mutual, it never is"

that's true! lmao.

[uniqmusiq88]

"Hoe, Hoe, Hoe, Pimp" lmao

[rudard2]

Let's just gang bang this and get outta here

[Mexiqtioner66]

You should grow candy!!!!!

[AddictedToTrees]

you should grow cronic dwigt

[hustler4life911]

ahhh its XMAS, HO HO HO PIMP!!

[redsoxandpats]

The only thing I'm worried about...Is gettin a boner..Lmao hahaha..

[PeaceLoveBud420]

MO MONEY MO PROLLEMS lmao

[halfbloodprincesss7]

"ho! ho! ho! pimp!"

hahaha love it

[mg4duke]

Who are the 23 people who missed the like button?

[toyotas2006]

This punk-ass has my toilet bugged

[meatloaf3]

"when people say something is mutual, it never is...  but this WAS mutual"

[cappa37]

ho ho ho pimp!

[idiotwithaAK47]

Did Steve Carrell get hair plugs or something? Cuz I saw the first episode and he didn't really have any hair in the front? and now it's all full of hair

[halfbloodprincesss7]

@idiotwithaAK47 i think it was just the way his hair was styled because in the first season it was more gelled up but later it wasn't and it was flatter or maybe he did get hair plugs

[panagram]

@idiotwithaAK47 naw the first episode he had like 10 gallons of gel in his hair it was all slicked back lol. Probably to help him be "more approachabler"

[Shutupayaface]

I don't think I ever laughed as hard when the puppet was punching the M&M's xD

[zeriousLy]

Stanley: That's not what a hate crime is.

Michael: Well, I hated it, a lot.

[MrBenjammin07]

"If they didn't work everyone would still be in the cage"

[magxsnyp3r]

HO! HO! HO! PIMP!

[ItHappendProductions]

"New York is like Scranton on acid...no on speed, nah..... on steroids."

[iloveme2cute]

lets gang bang this thing and go home

[TheSparkle7]

haha michael scotts the best even better than david brent

[JackMerrittA]

Nobody likes beets Dwight! lol

[thevoodoochild100]

Let's gangbang this thing & go home :) hahaha I love this show

[Tubedaddydon]

@tonygmilan7 That's what she said

[STANFORDMAN11]

My two favorite characters are Michael and Kevin they make the show.

[tonygmilan7]

lets gang bang this thing and go home

[Apollomasque]

People aren't afraid of how much they love someone, people are afraid of how much someone loves them.

See: Ryan

[up4ever]

Michael: So what kind of ice cream do you want, yell it out

Meredith: Chunky Monkey

Michael: Too expensive

Stanley: Chocolate

Michael: Racism is dead Stanley

hahahahhahahhahhahah best thing ever

[MrJpswagz]

wo micheal was mad close to her and he worked in fast food restuarant

[agentsback]

HO! HO! HO! Pimp!!

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

Season 1-4 Ya!!!

Season 5-? Boooooo!!

[rickjames21]

Lol...I dont know wat i would do without the office...

[worstenbroodje123]

This guy is fuckin great. Gr from Amsterdam