Evan Sayet's Obama Jokes

[DawnOfTheDead991]

The best Obama joke I heard was from Lisa Lampanelli: "Oh no, not another black guy hanging around asking for change." This guy is funny unintentionally at best

[DawnOfTheDead991]

This guy sucks as a comedian, He is a talentless Hollywood failure who rebooted his career by going right, since the right is so starved for any show business talent. What is ironic is Guttman is a way better comedian than Sayshit,

[Mariomkw35555vr]

NOBAMA GO REPUBLICANS -3 YEE! OBAMA IS BAD AT HIS JOB MCCAIN ALL THE WAY :D

[SlowrThanThe2ndComin]

Mr. Sayet is a comedian? Not very good at his profession .

[AndroidPolitician]

Evan Sayet, a comedian so lame he doesn't even have a wikipedia article.

[ihar93]

@localhost008: im in a lower income bracket, and for quite some time had the best neurologist on the east coast...sorry, your logic is wrong

[ihar93]

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[Darusdei]

"why dont anyone do jokes about obama!??!?!" give me a fucking break...

but obama said he visited 57states... that joke would have been gold? dont really think so...

[RonTylerDVM]

You know, honestly, I've not paid much attention to politics. I was content with Bush in the White house, I did not even realize the democrats had won the senate and house in 2006, nor did I really care much. But in 2008, when 2 of the 3 governmental branches, Congress and the Executive, went liberal democrat, I was shocked. I know the media had been slamming Bush it was just background. Now, Holy cow, we had better get the government balanced (republicans) back into congress in 2010.

[M249SAWzALL]

You got that right. If we don't, the alternative won't be pretty.

[KingDingaLing090]

Amen and high five.

But lets get these republicans in shape while we're at it. They let this happen by being rhinos

[ironbuttermilk]

I too was a Liberal Dem until 9/11. The Obama campaign with Ayers and Wright (and Michelle's America comment) just solidified my new position. I'm not a Republican, not a Conservative. . .but I'm no Liberal Dem, that's for damn sure. There are more like me every day, believe it!

[RonTylerDVM]

You know ironbuttermilk: I too considered myself moderate, leaning conservative. I actually voted for Gore/Liberman in 2000. But, I've never felt as polarized and pushed into the conservative camp as of this past year. Reagan's greatest statement: "When government expands liberty contracts".

[nVei06]

they are in fact very evil people. they're liars in general, the liberl politician lies directly to his people, the liberal news media, lies directly to their people. you can show the lie and explain it but the liberal never will care. the conservatives are criticized more by conservatives. liberals just hate them for not being evil. none of the facts matter.

[Xenypoo]

Perfect answer for the truth of it, nVei06. God has to bless America because Liberals never will. Ugly hate and evil lead their path.

[Seanj05]

@Xenypoo Thank God for Ann Coulter!!

[Xenypoo]

@Seanj05 Anyone who honestly believes Ann Coulter is extreme in her belief's and overbearing in her manner, believe loving America is wrong, killing babies is good, our adult Military need protecting, and should never fight in war, law-abiding gun owners are criminals, but Prisoners deserve the right to vote, and Illegal trespassers are immigrants. Libs have wasted many years remaining stupid.

[Seanj05]

@Xenypoo Dumbest shit i've ever heard! Why does everything have to be black or white and all or nothing with you idiots.Ann Coulter's a stupid cunt who uses conscious and unconscious sensationalism to sell pseudo-intellectual "books" that are riddled with other people's ideas and gross misinformation. Conservatives need to stop developing their egos more than their intellects.Good thing all your bullshit makes it impossible to recruit young people so you have to brainwash your own kids.

[Seanj05]

@Seanj05 I know you guys are gonna tear me apart for what i just said but the last time i was scared of a conservative, Bush was within arms length or the red button and a "holy" bible. Do your worst.

[Xenypoo]

@Seanj05 It is not Conservatives you should fear. We respect your right to free speech, even when you are wrong, like you are now. Liberals who are not really, but Marxists haters of YOUR Freedom are what you need to fear...unless your life means more to you than your freedom. If that is the case, Happy Slavery...but I promise you, not only is slavery unhappiness, it will be your misery.

[Seanj05]

@Xenypoo You're an idiot. You don't deserve anymore attention. SN-You guys should develop your intellects more than your egos.

[Suarez23]

@Seanj05 You should be proud that the young people who look up to Snookie, and declining IQs since the 70s makes up a large number of your base.

[nVei06]

people are pretty retarded. they actually believe there is no liberal bias and they believe that the right wing bias is hugehuge huge. the right wing bias is honest. you can see it. those who can't are in fact very evil people.

[dudekevlar]

What I think is really funny is that someone who opposes the war gets most of their information from the news. Those are also the same people that bitch and moan about how unreal the news is.. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

[dmlauffer]

No bias exists? I think instead we should acknowledge that we are all bias. It's no revelation that most people who work in the media vote democrat, and it's no revelation that sean hannity, glenn beck, bill o'reilly are conservatives. It's all bias.

[LordVigeous666999]

there is no bias? you actually watch media, and say, there is no bias? really?

I mean seriously, no bias?

[LordVigeous666999]

I just want to add

Bush tried walking through a glass door, Obama tried walking through the same glass door

Bush was railed for being an idiot, and no one really said anything about Obama

Except conservatives that said, Bush did it, Obama did it, so.... whatever

Obama said he had campaigned in 57 states. No jokes said about it. Slip of the tongue sure, but, no SNL skits, nothing

How do you explain these and other instances, if not, bias?

[rocknfuckenroll]

@LordVigeous666999

If the media REALLY IS so terribly biased against conservatives, then how did you FIND OUT about Obama's 57 states gaffe? The MEDIA reported it. And excuse me, but didn't you JUST WATCH media people making fun of Obama?

I'm not arguing that INDIVIDUALS or INDIVIDUAL CORPORATIONS aren't biased, I'm saying that, because there's freedom of the press in the US, ALL sides of the debate have a chance to air their opinions. And they do. You just watched some

[LordVigeous666999]

I learned about his gaffe on Youtube and FOX news, it wasn't aired anywhere else so far as I know

And this show is Red Eye, it airs at 3am. We're not exactly talking about something thats reaching middle America

The point is, most movie/TV show writers/Producers, are liberal, most news programs, are liberal, etc

If you're saying, that all ideas are out there, I agree. I just think liberal sources are more numerous. But, to be fair, they are going out of business because they BS so blatantly

[AndroidPolitician]

@LordVigeous666999

It's not so much "bias" as it is that the people who were making fun of Obama were basically saying "Obama is a muslim Ay-rab socialist terrorist who wasn't born in the USA".

Making fun of him in any real capacity would be fueling the retards and just felt awkward because he came across as a cool guy.

[LordVigeous666999]

alrighty

[DawnOfTheDead991]

@LordVigeous666999 Wow, 57 states, you forgot about the teleprompter too.

[shatwood]

What do you mean no bias exists at all??? Obviously there is bias depending on which show.

[Eric5923]

You can lead a liberal to logic, but you can't make them think

[localhost008]

Tell that to your anti-intellectual Jesus freak terrorists shooting up "Liberal" churches (Jim D. Adkisson) and murdering doctors (Operation Rescue) and Jews (James W. von Brunn) in the name of Jesus and right-wing values.

FACT: Thinking is not a cherished value of the right.

[Eric5923]

You mention some fringe nuts, but talk about how the main stream lib thinks it is logical to get out of debt by tripling your debt, that we are have record cold due to global warming, that the people who ruined social security should be the ones to run our healthcare. Its you who look at the freest land in the world and see only oppression, the most generous land and see only greed, or that we should take from those who earn and give to those who refuse to earn.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

[jkessler410]

1) Church and Liberal go together like Peanut Butter and Liver

2) James W. Von Brunn was not a right winger, he was a Truther which is nothing more than an extreme liberal that actually knows the government is bad, but takes it to the point of insanity. Nazi=National Socialist.... last time I checked, the right wing opposes socialism, which side likes it again? oh yea... Left.

[localhost008]

James von Brunn is a right-wing extremist, just like his Nazi mentors. Calling him a "Liberal" stretches truth and logic to the point of breaking.

The Nazis were right-wing extremists. No amount of historical revisionism will change that fact.

[fubecaman]

how were the nazis right-wing? they were the socialist party. Hitler despised capitalism.

[USPatriot3]

Na·zi (näts, nt-) A member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, founded in Germany in 1919 and brought to power in 1933 under Adolf Hitler.

adj. Of, relating to, controlled by, or typical of the National Socialist German Workers' Party.

What part of this definition implies "Right Wing" ideology? Hitler even said that the Nazi flag was red to attract Communists.

For the record, we do want to help the poor, but believe it should be done through charity, not the government.

[rocknfuckenroll]

What part of your "definition" implies ANY ideology? You didn't list a single policy of the Nazi party at all, you just said a bunch of totally irrelevant crap about who founded it

The Nazis are considered "right wing" because of their heavy handed military and obsessive nationalism. Don't forget also that the civil rights movement was a liberal one which took place AFTER WWII (hence, the racism of the Nazis was also "right wing" in its day)

I retract the "poor-helping" comment

[USPatriot3]

I believe the "Socialist" part implies, an ideology.

And, racism is mutually exclusive from "right, left" ideology. Whether one is liberal or conservative, an individual has the capacity to be a bigot. Jimmy Carter, for example, is a liberal and an Anti-Semite.

Nazi militarism, and nationalism was no different from Stalin's Soviet Union, or Mao's China.

And, it was Conservative Republicans that led the Civil Rights movement in America, Martin Luther King Jr. was one of them.

[rocknfuckenroll]

Of course Nazi militarism/nationalism was identical to China and the USSR - they were all totalitarian regimes. The question of RELEVANCE is whether these policies better resemble conservatism or liberalism in the West. And they resemble conservatism more. When it comes to "protecting national security" at the expense of individual freedom, conservatives ALWAYS lead the march

Government surveillance of dissidents, anti-protest police,etc, are universally more endorsed by conservatives

[rocknfuckenroll]

Your claim that "Republicans led the Civil Rights movement in America" is laughable. Almost all the organisers of the march on Washington were liberals, many of them socialists. Look it up

King supported affirmative action, opposed the Vietnam war and publicly condemned Reagan and Goldwater. He's been quoted as saying "There must be a better distribution of wealth and maybe America must move toward a Democratic Socialism"

Some conservative.

Blow the dust off your history textbook

[USPatriot3]

You really have no concept of what a conservative is.

MLK was a registered Republican, and the Civil Rights Act was Republican legislation.

Maybe you need to read history that hasn't been re-imagined by some left wing college professor. Think for yourself for once in your small, myopic life.

G'day Mate!

[rocknfuckenroll]

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was introduced by JFK. It took under 2 minutes to check this. You know, lying doesn't actually work in the internet age

And incidentally, after checking the voting patterns for the bill, it's obvious that both Repubs and Dems broadly supported the bill in the north and rejected it in the south, regardless of party

A conservative is by definition someone who opposes change, so it's a linguistic fact that the civil rights movement was liberal

Howdy Pard'ner!

[rocknfuckenroll]

Speaking of loose conceptions, it would serve you well to realise that the whole black-and-white world view of Republican = conservative = good versus Democrat = liberal = evil is a giant pile of drooling oversimplified bullshit. Case in point: Republicans in the 60's were more in support of equal rights for women than Democrats, largely because the Dems had trade unions breathing down their necks. But gender rights was still a liberal movement, because it deviated from tradition

[USPatriot3]

I didn't realize I had drawn such a stark dichotomy in my thinking. Nor did I have the pretense to "lie" about anything, I guess I just listen to different historians.

I also would never refer to a liberal or a Democrat as "evil". Just having a differing opinion, but your projection on me of what you feel, is quite telling. You may actually be surprised at many of my views if you met me in person, but I suppose you don't associate with right-leaning individuals seeing as we are so "evil".

[localhost008]

Conservative logic:

"Jesus is real, poopie head!"

"Global warming is a myth! Here, read this blog!"

"Obama is a Socialist! Don't you watch Glenn Beck?!"

"Famous scientist Steven Hawking would have never survived under a national health care system such as the one in the UK. [FYI: He's from the UK and teaches at Cambridge] *stammering* Well uh... He survived because he's rich and can pay for his own doctors! [So, Just like in the US? Now what's your problem? FYI: Hawking survived on NHS.]"

[jkessler410]

I'm going to add that a lot of "progressive" people here like to keep saying stupid things about why the radical jihadists attacked us, before you go blaming our policies and our "meddling" I'd like you to keep in mind that since 9-11 Europe, you know those progressive Liberal countries you all want to be just like? have been attacked on numerous occasions and mostly the countries that opposed our war in Iraq. Still waiting for a liberal to explain to me why France is suffering attacks.

[Eric5923]

You knocked that one out of the park. Liberals are Osama's greatest ally.

[nickbutane56]

I love it when liberals try to think. :-)))

[greengringo2003]

Modern liberals live in a worldview that's a cocoon, and it's created in their emotions. Often with the people we meet, it's a desire for a utopia with no crime, no arguments and no differences between people. A challenges to that worldview they can't deal with, so they strike out and try to silence it. The big problem is that we have irresponsible politicians who play to that emotional cocoon worldview, just to get votes. They're called demogogues, and the current demagogue is Barak H. Obama.

[HabitualNightOwl]

This is why I'm an Independent.

I hate folks that think that their way is the only way and this dumbass acts like he was :"saved" by the Republican Party? Douche.

Pragmatism isn't welcomed in the Republican Party or they'll call you a RINO. Go ask those Log Cabin Republicans. Also, being in those Arab countries is why those nutcases hate America so much. That's what Osama bin Laden said time and time again. Not that there is any workable solution to their desire. America has her interests.

[LibtardHater]

You idiots are making this guys point about shallow humor and the liberal *mind* as it were. Keep it up, goosesteppers.

[stargirlsusan]

ok libs are funny, conservatives are wise

i think we see a difference here.

but i think he does a good job

[slakjaw]

*yawNNN*

[tattypatty]

What a douche. Oh yeah, buddy. Comics neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve­r did jokes about Slick Willy. Hey Evan, I could give a shit about your views. Just try actually being funny...

[wealthisearned]

Oh look!! The liberals are wetting their pants!! Go worship Stewart, libs.

[slakjaw]

You're comparing Stewart to this wet blanket? lol

[localhost008]

"Conservative humorist"

Oxymoron.

Political humor is usually really bad, but conservative "humor" takes the cake.

EPIC FAIL

[TexWhatever]

agreed!

this guy is to comedy what dubyah is to the menser society

[smackrightdown]

this dude is as funny as cancer.

[DivineMoments]

The Judge is a hoot!

[wawa99]

FAIL

[USA04July1776]

Johnrosssssss thanks for the cool uploads.

[Roonskii]

At the time this show airs, with an educated public, the host would do better selling vacuum cleaners.

[Johnrosssssss]

its not a T.V. show its a stand up comedy show as is "theatre" the one in your local area, its at Hollywood and he's getting sold out events....

[Roonskii]

O'Rielly is a horrible comedian.

[Jake8963]

@Roonskii This show gets better ratings than CNN's primetime lineup. (Larry King)

[Roonskii]

@Jake8963

It's truely sad that we have such large poorly educated percentage of the population. Absolutely obscene!

[Jake8963]

@Roonskii Riiight. Because CNN is SUCH an educational channel. We're SUCH a stupid society! If only we were more like you and your ilk....

[Roonskii]

@Jake8963

Yes as a corporate funded cable channel one should be aware of the information being provided. As a patriotic American I find little use for foreign owned, foreign funded (Saudi Arabia) propaganda machines that misinform their viewers creating a stage for violence through an audience of the ignorant. The entire show is geared towards people challenged in the use of basic eating utensils such as the spoon and fork.

[Jake8963]

@Roonskii Such hate comes from you libs. And WE'RE accused of being the hatemongers!

I'm interested, what misinformation is coming from Fox? Of course most of their hosts lean to the right. You know what? MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN all lean left. If there really was misinformation coming from there, the left has 4 ways to point it out. Instead all we get is the team with 4 pathetic players complaining about always losing to the team of 1, the best player.

[Roonskii]

@Jake8963

'MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN all lean left.'"

How are corporate news media left? Quit shitting on a newspapers in your parrot cage.

[Jake8963]

@Roonskii No answer? Typical.

Sure they all, including Fox, report the 'news'. But their commentators (Olbermann, Larry King, Maddow, Couric) all lean to the left, just as Fox's commentators lean to the right. You knew what I meant.

[Roonskii]

@Jake8963

all lean to the left = journalism

[Jake8963]

@Roonskii

Still no answer to my question? Did you lose you're little talking points flash cards?

[DrCruel]

@Roonskii He'd have to sell a lot of vacuum cleaners to do as well as he does now.

By an "educated public", do you mean people who think like liberal idiots?