YO MAMA SO UGLY! Trojan Man

[jankozoderc]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is goulash

[Werewolflover11234]

yo mama so ugly, she makes ugly betty look hott

[RETURNOFTHEM200]

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the library to check out a FACEBOOK.

[steph5504]

Yo Mama so fat, she couldn't get into her house

[MythicalSkull13]

You mama so fat her patronus is a gummy bear

[Tailterrier27]

Yo mama so fat, Amtrak added her to their roster of equipment. DAMN!

Yo mama so fat, she won a costume contest for the best looking Wendy Williams costume! BURN!

Yo mama is so stupid, she voted for Obama. OUCH!

[sonicfanbuster98]

yo mama is so fat the angry birds replaced the mighty eagle

[MIKERAPHONIC]

Yo mama's so old, her wrinkles make it look like the Chinese Mafia is on her face!

[nartuo12311]

yo mama is so ugly she made you

[spoon1325853]

yo mama so fat when a shark ate her he soon found out he got diabetes

[Eelectricon2165]

Yo mama so stupid she thought Big Ben was Ben's older brother

[MrMrpetkiller]

Yo mamas so fat when she wore a yellow dress people thought the sun fell from the sky!!

[Jerichorock21]

She was never meant to be born. The condom broke so the trojan man is sorry that she was born.

[farahnazir1]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[theturtle000]

Yo mamma so stupid, she gave you a trojan horse for your birthday.

[tinyiscute]

what?

[kookymonstar20]

thi one dosnt make any sence

[cybermonkey81]

@kookymonstar20

Trojan man is a brand.

[themythbuster100]

@kookymonstar20 yes it does

[TheSonder]

@kookymonstar20 the trojan man is a condom company, and the point is that they are sorry that the condom broke (wich resultet in ugly mama)

[coldcut10045]

@kookymonstar20 learn how to spell

[ape0dude]

@kookymonstar20 You're comment also doesnt make any sense.

[CptProwler]

@kookymonstar20 Trojan Man is a condom, and a condom is protection from having babies so, She was an accident, That's ugly

[klaw9999]

Yo mamas so fat when my dog bit her he died of high cholesterol

[Thepolarfish]

yo mama so stupid she poured saltwater down her pants cuz she had crabs

[XXLB3AST]

yo mama's so fat that when she went to the doctor to get a blood test the doctor said i can't believe its not butter

[deathrouge13]

Yo mamas so ugly she made talking Tom die

[fishermatt3552]

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer

[iruleudrul1562]

Yo mama so fat when she saw a whale she was like WE R FAMALILY!!!!!

[TheDLITE10]

To mama so fat she is the best cheatcoad in ANGRY BIRDS

[TheSponge278]

Yo Mama So Smart She Calls All Her Skylanders SCIENCE! MAN WHY DO YOU NAME EVERYTHING SCIENCE?! JEEZ!

[TheSponge278]

Yo Mama So Smart she's friends with prinsess BubbleGum! COME ON!

[da9thwardprince]

allwase have safe sex not!

[HardCandeh]

Yo mama so fat, fluffy now means skinny.

[TheNoemi10709]

your mama is so fat she stepped on a scale and it read your wait more than the universe

[OMGitsWWE]

since u love talking about my mama so much...y dont u go marry her

[quooip]

YO MAMA IS SO ULGY EVEN THE BLIND PEOPLE RUN AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!

[XxAmBeRGoRaWrxX]

Yo momma so ugly not even rice krispies would talk to her

[shadicman1]

Yo Mama so stupid she got stuck in a

Unlocked car

[shadicman1]

Yo Mama so ugly she went to the store and the clerk put a bag on her face

[ZanTanMan]

To mama so stupid , she fell off the floor

[jlsxx1234321]

yo mamas so ugly when she played angry birds the birds flew at her instead of the pigs

[mrXD57]

Yo mama so UGLY holloween came early this year...

[iculookin65]

Yo mama so black she made shoe polish run

[Yetaxa]

I like how the way this joke was animated is completely different to what the joke was supposed to mean

[clarky1929]

yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind

[theaues]

yo mama so old that when she tries to breast feed dust comes out

[TheNoahs2011]

yomama so fat a baseball diamond was her wedding ring

[thatonemutherduger]

We keep makin jokes about yo mama just because she yo mama....you fat *

[alazo96]

Your mama is so fat she can't walk on the stairs without falling

[pariay210]

yo mama so ugly that to go out in public she has to where a mask.

[texter205]

What does that mean

[Thunderbird457]

@texter205 lol this kid is too young to understand...

[poopyisftw2]

yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he had to ask her to get out the way first

[Jackatash]

your muma so fat! at christmas shes get through 10 turkeys!

[robertdmonopoly]

your mama is so fat that when she walks past the tv i miss a whole season of family guy

[mrwilsonmaster]

yo mama so stupid she used condom for socks

[b74k3]

yo mama is so stupid that she thought that IHOP was an Apple product

[MrSmallbro]

YO MAMA SO UGLY!!!!!!!! SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CAUSED 9/11

[LATINFURRRIEND]

YO MAMA SO FAT!!!!!!! WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY, SHE GOT STUCK!!!!!!

[UltiGamer0]

I don't get it... -_-

[WoWCuirddan]

Yo mamas so fat people jog around her for exercise

[MultiJabbadahut]

yo mama so stupid, she uses her mobile phone to calculate.

[gea13421]

yo mama so fat the weigh scale went back to 1

[thedarkwarrior598]

yo mama so stupid that when her gardener said he was weeding she thought he was taking drugs

[frankuntank]

yo muma so fat when she wore a yellow coat everyone shouted taxi

[frankuntank]

yo muma so fat she jumped for joy she

broke the ceiling

[frankuntank]

yo muma so fat when she go round the block she round the block

[frankuntank]

yo muma so poor she can't even pay attention

[Gingerslayr]

These jokes are so shit I almost vomited

[thexxpredator1]

yo mama so ugly the devil uses her as torture

[TheDareDay]

Yo Mama so stupid She thought mood swings was a new ride at Disneyland.

[misterymarcos1]

Yo mama so ugly people wear her as for Halloween

[SuspendedInTimeAUS]

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

[2001ared]

@SuspendedInTimeAUS She does not have friends... :P

[Malloshy]

@SuspendedInTimeAUS Nicely done. XD

[javinswaqqking]

chilli (cold)



[javinswaqqking]

this is my fav

yo mama so stupid somebody told her it was chilli outside she went and got a bowl

[lol123456607]

yo mama is so BLACK in the night time they needed a flash light to see her

[chuggaconroyish]

press 1 for.......................OOOO­OOOOBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM­MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[William16775]

yo mamas so fat robbers break in and leave money

[SuperPeanutStudios]

yo mama so poor people rob her house for practice

[swantonh1]

yo mama so ugly she makes u look pretty

[Hourlyruin1]

yo mama so fat when she wore black and white and went to the beach the whales started singing "We are family! Even though your fatter than me!"

[freakyfingersfb]

must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945.her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt u and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be saved

[MassiveHorse5]

@freakyfingersfb dude pick something scarier, who cant beat up a little girl? and how is she gonna kill me? with her hands? no way, maybe if i was 4. knife? better get me in my sleep. gun? where the fuck did a dead 10 year old from 1945 get a gun? poison? what in my mouth? just call Poison Control. supernatural stuff? light switch.......maybe if she was a bear. a bear would totally fuck me up. or a tiger or a lion

[TheCopper1234]

This is EXACTLY why you should ALWAYS use protection boys and girls!

[TehMinecrafter1]

@yomama yo mama so old she has to look in the bible for her first date

[TehMinecrafter1]

@yomama yo mama is so fat she follows burger king on twitter + yo mama so fat the only words she noes is KFC

[fatboycelebrity]

yo mama so stupid she thought HIGH school was about drugs.

[1211blackops]

your moma is so stupid she puts a plate an the roof and say kids we have dish

[chuggaconroyish]

press and hold 1! XD

[MonsterEyes5662]

yo mama so ugly, she makes blind people run and hide

[cultra51501]

yo mamma so stupid she tried to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[dakrunchh]

u forgot the links at the end

[dakrunchh]

press 1 for OBAMA!

[haha11092]

yo mama so fat god cant even get her half way up

[djmastermonkey]

@hellobanana1000 just stop your horrible

[djmastermonkey]

yo momma so poor it doesn't say "welcome" on her welcome mat it says "welfare"

[banerjr27]

yo mama so fat her flabs hold more crap then a public storage unit

[TheToluca180]

yo mama is so ugly she got kicked out of hyvee cause every isle she went to there were no happy smiles

[iculookin65]

Yo mama breath so bad it spoiled fresh coffee

[DiveDeeperProduction]

Yo mamas so fat she touched a tree and it fell

[epicglb]

Your mama is so ugly,she made onions cry!

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so stupid when she saw the glee club she thought they were CHRISTMAS CAROLERS!

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so fat the easter bunny gave her a one way ticket to IHOP

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so fat when santa saw her he said WOW HOW MUCH COOKIES HAVE YOU EATIN

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so stupid she thought the number 8 was a 0 with a belt



[hellobanana1000]

yomama so stupid she thought bird poop was white chocolate

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so ugly i dont believe you are real

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so fat she wanted to be a hamburger for halloween she didnt need a costume only paint

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so ugly the only boyfriend she could get was a mirror

(cause is showed her a crack)

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so fat she ate a football team by mistake

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so stupid she thought justin bieber was a beaver

(i think he really is though)

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so fat instead of the ocean being 3/4 of the planet, SHE IS

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so ugly she made a robot cry

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so stupid she used a pitch fork to eat her spaghetti

[hellobanana1000]

yomama so fat when she fell in the ocean,whales started singing, "we are family"

[FYAMOM2X]

Use this mama more

[DFDavid21]

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said........TO BE CONTINUED!

[TheCopper1234]

This is by far my FAVORITE yo mama joke!

[123forthe4]

Yo mama so Fat,she invented the superbowl! Badum tsss

[3109bettyrocks]

Haha can someone tell meh how I got here from watching Sonny with a Chance?

[Nicatization]

this was one of the best '' MADAM YOU ARE DISGUSTING '' LMAO

[brandola1971]

It was kinda funy

[TheRichiecha]

Yo moma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a weighin scale ..

[T3thegreat1]

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

[ndognick10]

yo mama so stupid she tried killing a bird by throwing it off a cliff

[chewey56789]

HaHa weird but a little funny.

[0justarandomguy0]

yo mama so stupid she brought a joint to high school

[hidanone]

i dont get it

[boyballer100]

your muma is soooooo ugly that she had to whear petection every were she goes

[Tieuw]

Your Moma is so fat. When you want to go back in time. You cant because it took all the time to make her!

[Hatedollfifi]

fake, The REAL one is. your mama is soo UGLY!!, when she was born she condom factory sent and apology letter

[val310]

@Hatedollfifi no its this one

[WadetheSpade445]

yo mama so old she has an autographed bible

[Snipernater360]

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with her own telephone number

[TheLumberJills]

so 253 thumbs up... does that mean 4 teachers? or you could tell one teacher 4 different jokes. thatd be funny! :)

[purgatory47]

yo mamma so stupid, it takes her 60 hours to watch 60 minutes!

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

10 likes and i don't do anything,

20 likes and i STILL don't anything,

30 likes and i CONTINUE TO NOT do anything,

40 likes and i think your overachieving and the next ones gunna be bad

50 likes and i'll get diarrhea and gas thus playing Russian Roulette with my ass

300 likes and you'll become a spartan

[angelvilla54]

@JaxfirebusIsBack1 only top comment hat isn't a yo mama joke

[xxbulitzxx360]

yo mama so fat when she wheres yellow jackets people shout TAXI

[iToasterman]

Magnums are too small :)

[pimpi343xboxgamertag]

first good one since cod map one

[Ecktoblade292]

ok for those of you who didnt get it, it's yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

[daddysgirlda]

HA

[milabori27]

Yo mama is so old it looked like father time kicked her ass

[iRandom2i]

Yo mama so stupid she enjoys watching the yo mama videos and their about her

[ChKzeon]

Yo mama so fat you need two motherships to cloak her ass!

[imthebomb36]

yo mama is so fat that even Dora couldnt explore her

[920Random]

You mama is is black, a cop shot a bullet at her and the bullet came back saying ," I need a flashlight!"

[darkkiler99]

Yo mama SOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS A HAMBURGER IN THE TOILET

[HappySmoke72]

yo mama so stupid she drove a car to heaven to see jesus.