dane cook: B & E (censored)

[autumnaubuchon]

Are you watching door kicker!!!

[kitlarson]

hands down the most hilarious video on youtube!

[Jacob1Sosinavage]

Thats the ninth goddamn door What is Happening?

[LegitVideoGaming]

Fucking bacon and eggs lololol lololol

[GPt0th3maX]

i want a divorce

[Zdecamp2]

DANE COOK IS AWESOME

[Emogummybear1873]

dude lol he cusses 26 times

[CliftonPhotographer]

Two of my all-time favorite things I've done in life.

Chop down a tree (Crack,ehhhhhhhhh CRASH!) Dead trees fall bad! &

Kick in a locked door because of a fire alarm! (No fire,but I killed that alarm!)

[MsSaki95]

@thatanimegirl77

seriously man? if so heres a question fo you. What was your mentle state afterwards?

[MsSaki95]

what if he really did do the stake out thing and accually made it so they were AFRIAD to LEAVE the house.

[MuscleMan10198]

DUDE!! I WAS WONDERING WHO CAME IN AND BROKE MY DOORSS!

what the hell man... :(

[LOLSeeker838]

Roflmao "ARE YOU Watching door kicker!!!!!?????"

[FluffehBacon]

"Ah, fans of crime."

XD

[lavigne777619]

93 people didnt get a lava lamp

[Xavior48]

"you here this doorkicker, I want a divorce because of you. Don't fucking touch me

[emoheartbreaker00]

lava lamp? how random :D

[smaggerdagger]

I WANT A DIVORCE CUZ OF U!!!!!

[coolteamjacob]

there should be a love button for this

[FallenBosnian]

if your a fan of crime give thumbs up

[scruggalitious]

Mind fucked em

[horserider4life264]

LMFAO

[jziggy313]

"Wait, wait , Dude I hear a car." "Yeah the world is full of them. your gonna hear them for the rest of your life, if you hear a humpback whale that's weird tell me."

[chanelrose98]

I love Dane. He's just awesomely awesome

[frankly94]

bacon and eggs oh ya

[LavaSavageTR]

now I wanna B & E too... or maybe just kick a door...

[Megan081496]

You watching door kicker? !?

[mw2feennnnnnnnnn]

he took my battery's

[mw2feennnnnnnnnn]

bacon and eggs woooooooooooo

[rellik1945]

Idk why people hate on him. He's funny. Not my favorite but still

[blackcatlucky1313]

He shouldve stolen one of their left shoes

[aLiixtacuLar]

9O people dislike this video.

[Kikassmegee]

Nice lol this guy is cool

[Kikassmegee]

Nice lol this guy is BA

[boilova2008]

And if you're lookin at me and saying,Dane,what's a b&e? Bacon and Eggs?Noo(:

&&&,don't wear your favorite shirt to a b&e ,wear your second favorite ya dunce:D

LMFAO.

[silverandsnow]

dont take. just leave lava lamps

[trippycat123]

bombaralabombarlrala .. I got a regular heartbeat. lmao!

[FallenBosnian]

To funny

[queenith2]

91 people got their front doors kicked down

[gaaraisallmineokay]

"if you hear a hump back whale tell me then then maybe i'll stop" lol

[minervx]

this is my favorite dane cook act. this is the one epic act i always associate him with. whenever i hear the name dane cook, i always think of b&e

[BBmedia100]

90 people's homes were broken into by dane cook

[HedzMusicUniverse]

@BBmedia100 * 91

[Rand0mzify]

@BBmedia100 HEY!!!!

That's not a BAD thing....

[byounsk8]

90 people got their door kicked in 9 times in a year

[Deidarasdemongirl]

hahaha holy shit this is the other guy is so scared. i would have been like "HELL YEAH!" XD dane cook is awsome!

[Kikuga]

i did my best!! i did my best!!! lmao!!

[ltpenguinXD]

90 people got caught during a b&e

[thenonconformist73]

imean vicious

[thenonconformist73]

wtf did they take??

I did my best!!!

lmao

you can see the full one in google video

search dane cook virious circle

[LolliSparkz]

dis episode made me laff odee....starting from the lava lamp xD

[rcvideogamer]

THEY TOOK THE BEADS!!!

[SakeTheCool]

he tries to make it look like hes the leader and his friend is the follower like wtf at 4:50 I bet robert doesn't even exist

[destinsvideos]

are you watching doorkicker!!!!

[ObitoUzumaki233]

The battery part killed me, twice.

[meggybabii525]

87 people got there door kicked in lol

[supermanv8]

i got a nose bleed laughing soo hard at the end no lie

[Taylorzxzx]

Robert: Wait!...wait!....wait!...dude i hear a car!!!

Dane: Uhh...yeah the world is full of them.....your gonna hear alot of them for the rest of your life....if you hear a humpback whale thats weird...tell me that shit

[Taylorzxzx]

hahahaha i laughed the whole time man i love dane cook he rules

[davgabe]

"I wanna do crime" You are Dana wuss every time a young idiot pays to see your moronic comedy

[zombiedestroyer749]

He stole the fucking beads!!!

[AustralianHPfan]

"I DID MY BEST! I DID MY BE-HE-HE-HEEEST!"

[CarsInsider]

I GOT IT!!!! PUH!!! epic.

[legacy2301]

87 peopl have a regular heart beat!

[ScandalChick2010]

Haha he's do freaking funny

[senorscholl]

Love it!! How is this not 100%?

[Bieber0301Fever1]

LOL

"I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU ! ARE YOU WATCHING THIS DOOR KICKER? I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!"

[lorenzokid92]

"wear your 2nd favorite shirt yuh duntz!"

[Oblivion4pcand360]

i want to kick a door in now.. but whos? WHOS!?!

[EMOloverJAZZ666]

Lmfao

I wanted 2 do something with my life out of the norm. I wanted 2 be a fucking criminal xD

[catch22jackDaniels]

87 peole were B&E victims.

[TheTaylorswift4ever]

No Dane noo .... lol

[john303935]

ok, is it just me your is the audio off?

[yomamaheadazz]

He stole the fucken beads

[urheartbreaker]

Adopted son David! bhahah

[ogg23]

86 people got caught doing a B&E

[ogg23]

86 people go caught doing a B & E

[SPREADthePLAGUE1]

Ah. Fans of crime.

[MaxiPadification]

Wait I dont know if I want to do this. Wait I got it. Boom and I kicked that door of the hinges

[MaxiPadification]

Wait I dont know if I want to do this. Wait I got it. Boom and I kicked that door of the fucking hinges

[Zackthegamer]

i will not even talk to in the next like come over "click"

[Littlething41]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER!!??!! AND HE STOLE THE BEADS!!! lol classic!

[Shorty221999]

I can honestly imagine him saying FUCK YOU DAVID IT'S CUZ YOUR ADOPTED SEE WHAT YOUR DOING TO MY LIFE DOOR KICKER ITS CUZ OF DAVID RIGHT

[DylanCravens1994]

... I wanna do a B/E now:)

[bigbrown4114493]

5:03 "Bullshit!"

gotta love audience members

[darkfairyhauntsu]

(breathes really loudly and weird) I don't know what that means but I'm doin it..

[Wolfaura95]

it would b awesome if the family was watching this xD (if this rlly happened)

[01Chrisbreezy]

Mother, father, young adopted son David hahahahahahahajaajajajsjah

[skyrock100]

lol "ah yes...fans of crime

[waldo9254]

Rather than take something, I should have left something. They'd come home and there is a lava lamp sitting there.

[jimmyayeXD]

Bacon and eggs that's freakin delicious

[jimmyayeXD]

Bacon and eggs that's fucking delicious

[KillaSupra]

"comment taken from video in attempt to be funny"

[KoalaBear9526]

Hey if you hear a fucking humpback whale maybe I'll stop.

[KoalaBear9526]

Don't wear your favorite shirt... Wear your second favorite you Duce...

[08turtz]

dane: im doing a b & e

robert: noooooooo

[Timmaayy130]

id laugh if the family was there hahahah

[jessica10789]

wait dude i hear a car

yea the world is full of them

I DID MY BEST HE STOLE THE BEADS

[jessica10789]

wait dude i hear a car

yea the world is full of them

I DID MY BEST HE STOLE THE BEADS

[jessica10789]

wait dude i hear a car

yea the world is full of them

I DID MY BEEST HE STOLE THE BEADS

[Superfartfucktard420]

"Young Adopted son David"

[hrowe123]

LoL! 6.52

Reverse Pick-pocketing!! XD

[hrowe123]

LoL! 6:52

Reverse Pick-pocketing!! XD

[Oorah007]

I love the cinematography of the first kick XD

[DarkAngelNica]

xD

You gotta love Dane-3

[HeartsWillToDie]

"its a quest, and im on it"

[HeartsWillToDie]

this is awsome! u gotta love dane cook. u have to

[footballgirl1423]

Oh my god dane cook is sooo effing halarious!!

[aspengler09]

"Theres something thats off the beaten path....I want to be a Fucking criminal" Hahahaha.

[ZekeGraal]

At one point each year they will look up at each other and go what the F*** did they take? WTF DID THEY TAKE?! lol

[shaynaslovesable]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY LIFE? hahahahahahah

[taekwondomaster1928]

hes pleased

[AnurhemGordo]

Why censorship makes stuff sounds funnier? :D

[flappers18]

N-nothing seems to be gone b- but there's a l-lava lamp here now...

[AVA2021]

is this from retaliations?



[sasukefan221]

Did they take the batteries, and replace them with shitty, half ass batteries?!

[knucklesXrouge2256]

77 people wore there favorite shirts on a B&E.

[dancerbabe32]

Dane Cook is sooo freaking funny!

[KazeRyu]

Lol Dane why do people hate on you. You're not some philosopher or genius, you're just really fucking funny, turning everyday shit into these insane perspectives. This is like the way I joke with my friends, but they claim to hate him. WTF

[akiem94able]

I really wanna no wat da hell they took!!

[caneytaneywaney5]

LOL "What did they TAKE!?"

[snowelement1]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! R U WATCHING US DOOR KICKER!!

[MrGypsy12345]

iLOVE HIM !!!!

[pennymypuppy]

i so fing love this one he is so good he is freaking funny

[pennymypuppy]

i fucking love this one b and e wow man hes so fucking funny i love this dude

[MrJSpan]

AWESOME!!!!

[YummyTacoz909]

THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNTS SAY!

thumbs up if you agree with me and hate these fuckin cunts.

[skaviri]

@YummyTacoz909 theres so many! they just complain because their house doors were kicked in

[xNioXiDe]

nooooooooo lmao

[darkheart219]

ANOTHER FUCKIN DOOR WHAT IS GOING ON THAT IS THE 9TH FUCKIN DOOR THIS YEAR WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!? :D

[kailahh23]

i lovee Dane cook (:

[dcowboys319]

"wear your second favorite shirt" LMFAO

[Bmwm1hommage]

absolute GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!

[cookiegirl880]

Omg so funny love u dude and ur jokes so funny my friend got me watching so glad she did

[iF3llOffaBr1dge]

years from now they're still saying to themselves "Wtf did he take?"

ROFL :D

[QueenB4Life]

lol wear your second favorite shirt you dunts

[iiTropicalACR]

this guy makes me feel so much better if im pissed

[emiliodelrio33]

75 people are homos lol no offense peps but this is hillarious

[FrankiEmo92]

For some reason the censorship makes it funnier.

[IRaiiDeNI]

LMFAO HES A BEAST

[98tjc]

i remember watching this at 10 at night

[1kcrawford]

don't get what is that funny

[MartinLangis]

Its funnier when its censored. :D

[sydneynapeahi]

hilarious:)!

[SpartanSoldier239]

i did my best

[DeathBone4]

he made me crap my pants no joke

[85rush]

@DeathBone4 o.o

[DeathBone4]

7:03 It was santa

[blitzkrieg1017]

Why did you censor it

[1sk8erchimp1]

so thats wut happend 2 my door and closet... lol

[gaitsaskura]

"Nothing's stolen but there is a lava lamp here now" ROFl and who doesnt wanna kick a door right?

[WVMProductions2010]

im the door kicker;D

[roseangel8]

hes the one comedian i can stand to watch

[quadginger]

This wasn't funny cuz my house was broken into..........

[eldorado61guy]

He says 'I'm not gonna lie to you' but then the entire joke is a lie.

[BassGuy128]

Sorry, but this isn't that funny. Yeah, take that. Someone actually said something against your own personal opinion.

[nikolay55555]

why the hell thers that stupid beping i saw it like 20 times and it wasnt there what the hell its so annoying

[etothesone1]

Ahh, fans of crime!

[xelaod]

oh when he said the moment i kicked that door. I thought he would say oh shit this is my house

[ilovetwilight107]

I love his off topic jokes(: Right??

[wolfman1238]

@ilovetwilight107 right!!! lol

[Maddyrcat]

Thank you for censoring it!!

[dragonflie1235]

I relized at that very moment I did not want to do an B&E I just wanted to kick a door in!

[waterangel88]

You should do Crying censored :)

[Okashism]

hilarious! DC is awesome!! XD

[westernTB]

u guys think he actually did this?

[Zenon306]

lol THIS IS SOOO FUNNY! DANE COOK IS HILARIOUS

[emoboynumber13]

ya DUnce!

[Shadowfan3001]

The sound is a little bit off...

[Twiggymaster666]

Why is Dane Cook funny? Cause I don't think he is

[hottie4naruto]

dane cook is in empole of the month

[comando487]

You should make another video with the being in it cus the ending is great.

[SuperBiggestpeanut]

lummy dummy b&e bob&eric

[tehsushi111]

just how he walks is funny X)P

[ninjacayden]

thanks for making this censored

[zacktexas66]

no better yet if u hear my mother and law call me.. thats when we run... how about canada, tehre ham is ncie hmhhhhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmm­h

[MadameSpiffy]

THE BEADS, HE TOOK THE F*&^%$! BEADS!!!!! D: ohh that poor family, with their adopted son, david (:

[LautnerLovely]

LMFAO!!!