Latino Comedy I Only Date White Girls Mike Robles Being Latino

[abalvarez]

White gurls are where it's at. jaja =)

[Punshr]

That's why I date white girls... I'm Mexican..

[1coolguysuper]

@Punshr Your right,white girls are better than Mexican girls.

[daydoubt]

Haha this is so true thank god I'm white because I love Mexican guys but hell no if I got cheated on I will go to my best friend's house and plan something

[mikerobles]

Thank you for your comments!

[TheRolling123]

@rolingajayalday You know who is better to cheat on...asian women.....looking at though a hispanic's perspective

[burgerkingsucks1]

latin girls > white girls. im white so i guess that means im a traitor:(

[aminfrared]

soo true lol

[evildaddy100]

hispanic men love white girls

[DICACIO1]

lmao!

[XClearXTearsX]

I'm "dirty white" and I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE if you cheat on me!

[mikerobles]

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[tWiZtDMiNdZ69]

same goez for native gurlz/women. lol

[learnling]

My puerto rican ass only dates white girls too!! the pure white skin is sooo sexxxy.......

[fargonbastedge]

All women are equally retarded.

[SpidersAreNotScary]

@fargonbastedge I am a woman, and I completely agree. We are retarded.

[EileenNOB]

I have dated/married/divorced/dated Latino and black men because I find them more attractive. And thanks to you, I learned that they weren't with me because they found me attractive. It is because they believe they can get away with crap. ;-) And yes, I have written letters. Ha!

[mikerobles]

@purple1316 That's funny! Thanks for sharing!

[purple1316]

*luaghs* Funny.... But I don't think he's dated a white country (and admit it to yourself-redneck) girl.... I've got a little country/redneck girl in me. If my boyfriend cheats on me, number one, it's over, number two I'm asking my dad if I an barrow the truck. I don't need to ask about a gun, it's already in the truck. lol, I kid, sort of...

[Nem33]

Gotta watch out for them ninja bitches!

(I'm latino) I figured out the whole "I date white girls now" since I was 6 years old! haha

Pretty white girls like me, ugly latinas like me. So the choice is obvious. When latinas get too pretty they seem to go to white dudes. I don't know, circle of life.

[IamSpanIIsh]

LMFFFAOOOO :)

[prt61370]

Obviously he never went out with Tiger Woods ex-wife.

[FormulaDGoSpeedGo]

i love white girls. I notice most of em dig the light skinned ones. Lucky me lol j/k I don't like latin women. I dunnno why. funny vid :)

[bunnster16]

He don't know the white girls I know. They either go get a shotgun, a dad with a shotgun or a brother with a shotgun and if shes got the shotgun... YOU BETTER RUN!!

[Gotemo12]

@bunnster16 Don't know these kind of girls, only with a self handmade baseball bat (including some spikes) and some other non-shooting weapons o_O. Good for me that I can easily talk with them.

[nubia503]

@hihater190 we not mean we just earn our respect takes wat it takes...:)

[hihater190]

Latin women are mean bro

[adogg619]

Agree with Gabster1990. Any woman can be fucking crazy regardless of race.

[loveasalvi]

im latina and i only date white guys=)

[loveasalvi]

thats okay...im latina and i only date white guys

[soulgirls22]

black and latina girls are both crazy! LOL!

I'm black and latina, you know how we do. ;D

hahahaha

[Gabster1990]

Ahahaha! Any girl can be a psycho. One of my guy friends is Hispanic and he cheated on his white girlfriend so she ran him over with her car.

[dancefaeva]

haha!

[diablos180]

OMG!! that is so true!! we Latinas plot and attack

[nejisgirl76]

@diablos180 thast so true my ex dumped me for a nother chick the awsoem thing hes sister found out and told me next day he had a black eye jijiji but that was just the attack

[Nem33]

Gotta watch out for them ninja bitches!

[Bronzmami94]

yo this is the truth ! lmaoo

[thetruth6789]

god I love white girls

[massivemak]

ha ha ha ha dude where i find on thise ghetto gals they sound hot

[650Pisces]

i dont be doin all that though haha i mean i think about doing evil/bad shit but i dont actually do that to a guy haha ...im more sensitive..but i know some girls who will hahahaha

[gabebro1990]

ive been at a homegirl hous nd she reacted the same way cryin hella mad tlkn bout egging his car!!.LMFAO!.MIKE U REAL!!

[TheIronEagle14]

I LOVE BEING WHITE!

[CantTouchDis1]

Hahaha. Passion goes both ways I guess. Be loyal to a Latina and she will give you the world, be mean to her and she will take yours down.

[DualityPictures]

I'll be honest, I didn't think I would laugh as hard as I did, that was extremely funny X]

[zarabozosandra]

eso es verdaaaaaa

[0Gisel0]

white girl=calm with no curves.... Latino girl=ninja with banggin body

[lokiita908]

mad truueeee lollll

[gordyrican]

So true..about us the PRican

[dearestkela]

Ninja bitches!!! Ahahaha... yooooo.

[CHALATE510]

HAHA

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Lol so true!! Fuck all that. Latinas know what's up!

[DanielGraham85]

hahahahahahahhahah

[5hygir1]

hahah dats true we latinas dnt fuk arund so gt i str8 dats y we da best =]

[07593437]

Haha I'm a white girl and I have to say I would fuck his ass up. Haha screw a damn note.

[axct95]

this men is good

[hahapanama]

im half white and half latina,i wonder what i would do?

[piscesbeing]

Slash your mom's tires maybe?

[yerovi86]

@hahapanama probably nothing the first days BUT then someone will get hurt lol...

[PlayerPunisher]

@hahapanama probably write a note about wanting to beat him up, idk

[xPirus26]

true vato...true...true

[lmendez63]

LOL!!!!!

[MzGreenEyes89]

If only Tiger Wood's wife did that LMAO

[PokeshippingBasterd]

I'm Mexican and I LOVE White Girls.

[mastervictor123]

LoL white black or Latina/ Latinos.. They are both equals.. LoL in some places tho! Not every were!! ^_^

[OnlySuzyV]

LMFAO latina ftw <3

[sangseoulnysimin]

Yeah....not 100 Percent true on the white woman but yeah...latinas are crazy.

[purplrosez05]

i wouldnt slash someones tires!! lol

[fallenxangelxbroken]

shit Im white and my ex cheated on me...I poured sugar in his gas tank...slashed all four tires and wrote in spray paint...hope the pussy was worth it

[af00018]

@fallenxangelxbroken u go Girl!!!! lol

[frans1012]

geez i think i know why he did it your crazy

[650Pisces]

haha thats awsome!!!!!!

[YoSeCualEsMejor]

@fallenxangelxbroken but wat will sugar do 2 a gas tank?

[kittenbombon]

latinas rule (k)

[CrazyNative4]

funny dude  :)

[NIGGAbritt]

u peopl shud date ur own race, its better like dat becuz ur futur children will be happy to be one full race, and that iz a cool pride to represent,

i am full black, and so is my girlfriend.

[yoshi207]

2 ninja bitches HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kaspergaling]

this guy speaks the truth. it's why I go for white girls

[Metallica00013]

ima half latina n half white & i luv 2 get w/ friends & plan shit!.....im sure some gurls here are agreeing

[TheRofl1337]

some latinas help back you up

[lovepink4200]

umm idk what kind of white girls hes talkin about but i iknow for damn sure if my man cheated on me im not writtin no fuckin letter fuck that ill be doing the same shit that you say 'only hispanics do..' lol and the funny thing is that my best homegirl is hispanic and shes the one that writes the fuckin letters to her man .. lol soooooo yeah

[doctorw2]

i looooooooooooove latina women god those are the sexiest women on earth.

[MisszP]

pffft then come date me,im different then other white chicks,and fuck going to a besties house or my moms house and writing a letter,i'll come to your house and beat you with a tree branch lmaaao

[MariaXimena24]

So true! ninja bitches ahahahaha

[ElleryPham]

haha AZN :)) <3

[ClydesdaleAnarchy]

Don't date a black girl then either. We're crazy too! Lol...

[CrowdPleeza]

@ClydesdaleAnarchy

Black girls will go off more if you cheat on them with a white girl. Remember the burning car scene with Angela Bassette in Waiting To Exhale?

[RosalieOlmos]

So what about mixed latin, white, black girls?

[TOMANDHALLE1234]

Thats so true. I have so many latino friends who do that shit!

[3o5Miami]

Na i dunno about white women, i love the latinas, come one man

LOL

[TheSniperGurl]

lol thats true! XD

[frank9484]

im hispanic my wife is hispanic and yes she is very jealous .i cant even go outside cause she thinks im looking at tha neighbour

[maggerdaiser]

I am a very white blond girl and I am dating a very dark Mexican and I just adore him. His first wife was a latina and she was crazy jealous and punched him, cut his clothes, keyed his car, etc. When I get really frustrated with him, I tear up and talk to him gently or keep my distance. He says he could never be with a jealous Latina again. His big brown eyes and his beautiful skin just make me melt. His Latino pride and the way he is so macho, but is a big softy inside makes me love him.

[jctijuas]

Daaaaa !!!!! had to be a white Girl !!!!!!!

[alin289]

lol

[Darkdanex]

i don't really care for white girls. I am hispanic and i am sorry i either like nice black girls or latina's. (when i said nice black girl i mean one of those girls who won't go up in your face and curse you out. At least with latina's they curse in spanish and fast so its easier not to pay attendion.)

[Cheetah6558]

@Darkdanex LMFAO

[REVERYPUGK]

hhaahahaha!!! thats right!!

[GatacelosaNY]

u kno this shit is tru cuz thas wat i do lol....i just got such a good heart that i don't go to his house...the plan is very well thought of just neva happens lol I BELIEVE IN KARMA! ;D

[redskinwiz]

ahhahahahah lol two ninja bitchs

[zash111]

indeed

cheat on us and u guys are getting hell bitchez! >xD

[bettescorpio]

I'm so not attracted to Hispanic men and only date white men ... and I'm Hispanic myself...

[ozzieovb]

Bettescorpio, whatever rocks your boat. I like 'em all!

[exvandale]

LOL!

[jodave0007]

I'll be honest white girls are hot and good looking but plane! unlike latinas they are romantic! u can be to nice to a white girl cause she'll walk all over you or cheat on you. Latinas are the opposite you have to be nice to them!!

[MissxBxMundane]

I'm Mixed european white, trust me everyone has to be nice to me. ;P

[xplosive7913]

i think latina women are better white girls. shakira is bomb

[RozenStar]

don't get mad... get even >:) lol XD

[realm213]

hahah this guys funny

[rodriguez140]

lmfao!!wen he said that thing about going to their best friends house and plotting shit soo truuuue!lmfao!

[MONIQUEIJ]

that seem like something i will do

[fleiva30]

hellllllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhh....!!

[gonepostal2007]

NINJA BITCHESSSS !!!

[YUNGLILMAMI]

jajajajaja

[latinaxxxx]

hahahah true ^^

[wafflemask]

lmao...

[explosiveNY]

Ninja bitches! lol

[MexicanHeartofMine]

You just haven't dated enough white girls that would kick your butt or burn your clothes LOL

[RossiAssen]

you guys where on cheaters or what hahaha

[MissLadyLatina]

lmao so true. LATINA VIDA

[beutiful7]

I plot stuff too.

I am white as can be..

i am not just any white girl

[newyorkdollsxx]

so true!!

[realmadridhfg]

lmfao.

[iluvSh0Rt1]

"a latina girl doesnt go to her moms house, she goes to her best friends house then they start plotting....."

SO HILARIOUSLY TRUEEEEE!!!! XD

[ZanoJuggles]

hahahah so true.. that goes for all latinas, something they got in common nuestras muñecas:P

[drmstx]

LOL OH MAN UR HILARIOUS

[ScorpionGB]

hell ya!

[sarahbunny21]

lmao funny shit

[mikerobles]

Thank you for your comments!

[afromania624]

watta legend :P

[datipsy]

lol "two ninja bitches slashing up tires"

[nenalocafourteen]

lmfao so damn true.

[LisaClona]

omg its soooo truuuuuue!!! xD

[elhombrelovo121]

hahhahaha sooo true!

[chileanwildflowr76]

LOL.. this is funny stuff.. I am chilean and my husband can tell you that when I busted him looking at porn on the internet all hell broke loose.. I am pretty confident that he not doing that anymore.. he is a whiteboy so he is trainable!!!!!!!... that's why I married a white boy.. :) Cheers from Australia

[EJFSanchez80]

I am a Latino ((of Mexican, (french, spanish, persian, and central american indian)) I guess I could also be Hispanic, but there is no hispania. I like to be called American, because we are all mixures of different races from all over the world. My birth Cert says white, but everyone refers to me as Mexican. I don't speak spanish. And I have only dated blonde white girls. Can someone please tell me why I only find blonde white girls attractive?

Ernest John Sanchez

[abalvarez]

I know I find it that I'm only attracted to them too. Sorry buddy, I can't help you on why we like them. hehe

[louisn07]

because you don't want to see two ninja bitches in the middle of the night slashing your tires.

[gabeguzman]

@EJFSanchez80 didn't think white girls like hispanic guys?

[XClearXTearsX]

@gabeguzman I'm a white girl and I LOVE Hispanic guys! :}



[4gbofpimpin]

Latino is not a race. It's an ethnicity. Look on your birth certificate it says race = white and ethnicity = latino/hispanic. Know your shit.

[harrislam]

LOL ninja bitches LOL

[danblaze83]

argenys said "all latinos have white in them"

hmm... I guess white is a race now?! And Latino also?! I didnt know that!! Looks like I need to go back to school!! thats sarcasm if you couldnt tell

[Goosesteps]

Idiota, Latinos are not a race. Latino is a broad term for people from Latin America. Latinos can be Native American, East Asian, European, Arab, black, whatever. Most Latinos though, are either white or a mixture of white with native American. I am Latino and proud, but I'm not an asshat like Raplips.

[argenys]

How old are you?....do you even know anything about latin americas history?.....

[kittydreamz86]

ROFL me and my homegirl plot all the time. Do NoT cross

[xSkighx]

I'm white and i beat up a guy who cheated on me.

[dusenberg]

that is the difference white women and women of other races.

[albaadeleena]

true

[albaadeleena]

well lol, funny shit,im half White bitch,and half latina! luv dis video,thanks for puttn it up. he is so fckn funny

[mikerobles]

Thank you.

[princedime11]

latinos are white lol

[the512messikan]

true

[argenys]

all latinos have white in them...latino isn't a race.....funny clip though....

[mashkaa]

some not all... theyre native... a large majority yes have white in them... unless ur talking about argentina which is german, italian, spaniard etc...

[argenys]

True...all, but native and blacks (pure blacks)and not only argentina, but most of south america, argentina does have a bigger percentage though......you are more then welcome to watch my videos on this subject...peace.

[mikerobles]

I hear you!

But why would your brother have to bite anyone!

[Cherrysakura5]

LOL you know us Latina girls so well. two weeks ago we actually did fucked up her boyfriend's car.

[freelane]

whtie girls are good shittttt.. they give good head and have good credit. its a double bonus!

[souljapimp]

lol

[chromium77]

white girls are doormats