Scrubs - Turk fakes it

[BlindHumor]

His wife is hot.

[mesuhlikemusic]

God she's hideous. I'd fake it with her too.

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Is it even POSSIBLE to fake it with her? I mean, this is not a question of "if you can fake it you're gay [no offense to homosexuals]" but "if you can fake it there's something wrong down there"!

[FirewallProtected]

@ZeldaFreak1987 guys actually fake orgasms more often then women think. i do it when i dont want to have sex but she wont get off my back or if i get grossed out all of a sudden but dont want her thinking that the romance is out of the relationship.

[TheJellymonty]

I highly doubt any normal heterosexual male would fake it with Elliot..

[renoo27]

He has skills!

[fallenangel12111]

XDXD Lmao how you know It's real is the guy goes silant and pretends like he hasnt done it

[ginganinja714]

To make it REALLY convincing you need a warm tub of vanilla yogurt, a spoon and a wet towel.

[UnknownMugiwara]

OH WAIT DON'T MOVE! sorry...

[Fisk742]

mit den worten von Jürgen von der Lippe: Männer täuschen den orgasmus nie vor einerseits aus ethischen gründen zweitens bräuchten wir einen special-effekt-mann im schlafzimmer!

[HHKA]

@Fisk742 i try to translate: in the words of "jürgen lippe" (a german comedian): men never fake their orgasm... first because of ethical reasons and secondly we would need a special-effect-man in the bedroom!

[TheJellymonty]

A guy faking it is really not worth being a guy!

[Gigabowser4]

3 people faked it

[Velcrol]

i am 8 years old, but i just dont get the scene!

[artyfarty1996]

@Velcrol you're eight? no, you wouldn't. :P you will. :)~ x

[Velcrol]

@artyfarty1996 Just a joke buddy xD

[vinchisters]

@Velcrol Maybe you shouldnt be on the Internet then lol.

[thevoiceofreason94]

@vinchisters since when was the internet pg 13?

[vinchisters]

@thevoiceofreason94 Kids these days...

[thevoiceofreason94]

@vinchisters XD yup

[renardo3333]

that's because you're 8 years old

[AaronSmith0]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[lagundafire]

@AaronSmith0

lol. nice try kiddo (although i bet your about 37)

[lagundafire]

@AaronSmith0

lol. nice try kiddo (although i bet your about 37)

[songfrog89]

I don't get it... Can someone please explain?

[YouThinkSoHm]

@songfrog89 Turk pretended to come to early so there will be no sex.

[ShortyTheDireWolf]

Oh lord XDD "Oh wait don't move! Sorry..."

"Way to familuar..."

[mdt2EXTREME]

man having sex in car

(in his head) oh yeah this is good

=cumming

woman having sex in car

(in her head) oh my god is it right 2 do it in the car? is he ever gonna call me? .........

=not cumming in a million years

FOCUS 4 FUCK SAKE FOCUS

[Cavstic]

@mdt2EXTREME Man, you're so damn right that i wish i could take you out and buy you a steak or something like that. FOCUS 4 FUCK SAKE.

[05290066]

@mdt2EXTREME haha true, women always have too much goin on in their heads

[theQuestion626]

What makes it worse is Eliot saying "Way too familiar!" with her sexy sad eyes. She should've fired back with "That's it? You're done?"

[mtaylor1933]

how are women superior if its harder for them to have fun? for lads its come cum go SIMPLE

[ollieroks]

YES LADIES, GUYS FAKE IT TOO.

[theQuestion626]

I agree with Sarah. It's just impossible. A woman can make a guy cum anytime under any circumstances. We guys have a lot to live up too. That is why women are VASTLY superior.

[sidian86]

@theQuestion626

wtf, who's side are you on?

[tigersenamon]

@theQuestion626 You're smart, kid. I like you. ;D

[janett167]

@theQuestion626 I'M a female..women are insane. their not superior to men. just make things more complicated than it should.

[halfbreed1426]

i'll have what he's having

[ChoskarChulian]

Dudes, this is Fun.

Don´t talk about your Relationships.

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

who in their sane mind would fake with elliot

[soso104]

way too familiar xDDD

[cheesepeetza]

Why would you fake it with Elliot? :p

[soccerprog226]

Hurry, take notes. Take notes.

[prettayhippay]

guys can fake it? o.o how?

[cameltoejoe69]

just like a girl does. groan a lot and then tell her "ok, get off of me"

[ERoBB1]

I have also faked it...

[moonlily1]

but why?

[ERoBB1]

Dont really remember. She was gorgeous, but our relationship wasn't going well. Obviously now being single I'd make the opposite choice.

[moonlily1]

I still don't see what that has to do w/ faking an orgasm. If you can finish, why not? when women fake it's because the guy's no good in the sack but she likes him and doesn't want to wound his ego. or because she wants it to be over. I myself have never faked, though.

[ERoBB1]

Well truth be told, probably because I wanted it to be over. Not necessarily because the sex was bad.

I mean, like I said, its a very bored relationship type thing. After years of sex with that girl twice a day, it isnt really a big deal anymore. You get bored.

[moonlily1]

hmm, I hope all men don't have that attitude. In my longest term relationship, the sex got better the longer we were together, of course we weren't doin' it twice a day every day. I suppose you gotta space it out a bit, or be really creative with your routine. but there's only so much you can do in bed with ANYONE, unless you're a huge pervert.

[antemanhejsan2]

im a guy. i have faked it.

[HerbertHKohl]

What was your motivation?

[EzPkNoob]

nice

[carlajane30690]

HAHA, wow. :|

[campex2]

yea... I have

[lorrekut]

NO WAIT DONT MOVE!

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!

[UndeniableMystique]

"you're the only one I never faked it with" XD

[coolchick7100]

wait wat did she say

couldnt hear her!!!

[Nexilia619]

she said "way to familiar"

[zwanteman]

way to familiar

[idcdammit]

way too familiar

[strigen]

oh, the power of an "o"

[nikkiiLEIGH]

lol

Turk = tap that ass ;D

lmfao. i love scrubs.

and they always have REALLY GOOD food in there cafeteria scencse..

im actually jealous >:|

[partygirl209]

aww poor Elliot!! i wonder how many men had faked woth her?!?!?

[apexdna]

Many, including me ...

[partygirl209]

nice 2 know!!

[apexdna]

Hehe ...

[timtimtimmaah]

its actually a lot easier for a guy to fake it than a girl

[zjaumi]

ehm... she has to look if there is cum or not...

[timtimtimmaah]

not necessarily, guys sometimes have dry orgasm (orgasms without cum) and even if there is cum, guy's usually don't shoot enough to leak out; most guys, however, can feel it when the walls contract around their penises when a girl orgasms

[banzaileah]

wow

[SteelCrash]

way too familiar

[Merjia]

Bhahaha, epic lol.

[v8xp88xc]

I'll have what he's having...

[TheLustOfALibertine]

Loving the When Harry Met Sally reference :P

[oisinallen]

@v8xp88xc You, sir, are beyond a genius. That was the greatest comment ever made.

[MrHeslopian]

@v8xp88xc You'll have premature ejaculation?

[UKFX]

@v8xp88xc lolololol

[Sebastian424]

@v8xp88xc

You sir have won the internet

[youtubaholic]

@v8xp88xc when harry met sally?

[giordano373]

@v8xp88xc COMMENT NOT FOUND!

[Demon1ck]

who would fake it with sarah...they obviously have never made eye contact or even seen her before...

GAH!

[vic5015]

@Demon1ck

I have no idea why anyone would fake it with sarah, who is really beautiful. you'd have to ask them. but I CAN tell you why someone would fake it with Elliot: because Bill Lawrence woke up one morning and though it'd be funny. in this show (or any other), the creative staff IS God, they decide everything about who the characters are and what they're like (except for whatever the actors ad-lib or the Powers That Be mandate). hmm, does this mean God has a boss?

[Jordanationalismtion]

@vic5015 That and, Elliot is one of the most hypocritical, annoying characters on the show. Granted, she's a good character, but she never gets called on most the relationship fuckups she causes.

[vic5015]

@Jordanationalismtion

she's one of the most interesting characters and showed perhaps the most growth and character development over the course of the show. her parents did a real number on her emotionally and being nuts made her more believable, but you're absolutely right. she rarely gets called on the stuff she pulls. remember the clown episode where she sleeps with JD, then her boyfriend shows up and she acts like HE's the guilty one for wanting to tell?

[Jordanationalismtion]

@vic5015 Yeah, she does change and have some humorous quirks. And I remember that episode. Then she dumps Shawn an episode or two later after she convinced him to move in with her. I mean, the guy had everything he owned in a van outside, and she suddenly tells him 'this isn't gonna work'. The guy had no backup place to go to and was sure things were going good, and she throws him to the wolves? But of course, since it's a girl doing it to a guy she gets away with it.

[DynoRod]

@Demon1ck They saw her assd ahahaha but serious;y i wouldnt fake it with her-- ESP Carla!