Blasto - Intro - PS1

[YoNamethss]

Hit me up if anyone wants a strategy guide... I still have a few left.

[8903026787]

Lol Uranos is on the line! hahahaha

[TheVendetto777]

johnny bravo is a super galatic hero

[rubberband2008]

Did he say he would "rape their cattle?"

[YoNamethss]

@rubberband2008 You could get away with that stuff back then... "E for Everyone" ... heh heh... :)

[demario1997]

Establishing head at ur anus

[claudiobonifazi]

remember, your anus is on the line

[MrBorymass]

Haaa I still have this game I love this game I think I'll play it on my ps3. Man that alien dude is funny his like shut up all the time XD

[DullVivid]

i will enslave their women, eat their children, and rape their cattle

[Lumin0us7]

And remeber your anus is on the line.. Like wtf!

[vguyver2]

"Establishing a beach head at UrAnus!" LMAO!!!

[dandave13]

I remember playing this as a kid!!!

[TheShadowfan9000]

rape the women, eat their cattle, and enslave the kids.... FIXED ^.^

[bowsermario6]

im on level 10 and thats so hard cause before level 10 is bosc's fortress and its hard no more continues 3 lives left and ELITE ENEMES

[tivoguitar101]

XD i grew up on this game!!!

[ultrasonicgi]

Blasto foi um GRANDE game, pena ue não recebeu todo o valor que merecia.

Pelo menos ainda podemos relembrar jogando-o no PSP ^^

[thedeathwalker4d]

the is soooooo goofy!lmao!

[GreenTaco666]

What.

[DJStatyk]

Is a frogs butt water tight?

[xbluedevil73]

I love how they sneak things into this game xD

[gruntfan91]

Evil pikmin!

[FedoraRanger]

Im totaly should make an animated series or motion picture of this!

[AsianAvery]

Man I love this game! 3 ppl sleep with their moms!

[TheCarlosBandicoot]

2:27 The bes part , Big Alien D:

[manintheryanmask]

he's going to do what to their cattle?

[horo30]

Um..

Wait.. did he just say RAPE their cattle?

Oh my, they really did over do the whole censorship thing a tad bit.

I just played that game as a kid. Thought the word rape did seem.. strange to me.

I also thought the women in the game were quite,,, scandalous?

[prototype3651]

i remember when i was little and at 2:58 when he jumps on the table i used to think "why isn't he wearing pants?"

[passlepaul]

ok so tht blue giant scratched his balls

the little green ma said he was gonna rape our cattle

and they keep on making jokes about the word Uranus

crazy ass game :) real old skooh

[ihatelifejosemartine]

R.I.P. Phil Hartman.

[saulisbomb]

This is Fucking Funny love BLASTO should port this to the new gen conclose

[sigmaboost3000]

god..DAMN, my childhood flashed right before my eyes!

thx for sharing this with the world! :D

[horo30]

@sigmaboost3000 Word.. they had babes in this game.

Man.. this game was fucking hard.

I never got to beat it as a kid..

I only got as far as the desert and then after that i forgot..

[ThatHardCoreAsian]

blasto!!!

[Amin8ionCompany]

Ha Ha Uranus Ur-anus as in your butt

[TMVowns]

rape their cattle?! damn hardcore

[poopchunk3]

Blasto 2 full blown next gen. along wth spiro and jersey devil. AAANd Psychonauts 2 ps3 exclusive

[Chewbaca18]

This game was so damn hard. i played blasto again recently and i still can't beat it!

[DaPrincess007]

@Chewbaca18 : It's actually not that hard after two or three tries. You gotta definitely be resourceful with your guns. In Alienville(the hardest level in the game), preserve your Ice gun for the fight with the giant eye robot. Keep flying in the air while shooting the ice at it. Any other gun is pretty useless against it.

[horo30]

@DaPrincess007 THIS GAME IS FREAKING HARD.

Its a challenge through the entire game.

TOO HARD for a little kid i was.

Jesus christ. The puzzles were a bitch in this game too..

[DaPrincess007]

@horo30 LOL Turst me, I know. I had to research and cheat my way through beating it for the first time by looking up cheats and how to get through it. I kept practicing the game to find better ways to preserve my health, lives, and guns. But I definitely believe a child cannot figure out how to beat this game, unless they got an IQ of 200+. xD

[horo30]

@DaPrincess007 Yeah, its like MGS in this game.

You gotta conserve your weapons and shit and survive as long as you can.

I just got the iso a day ago, i didnt remember you being able to charge ur lazor or being able to dodge *Even if dodgeing is halfway useless*

Hmm. Wonder if i can beat it now.

Im already on episode 2 or 3.

Still pretty easy so far. Brushing past easily.

Lol at the do not press button. As a kid i never fell for that.

Big red shiny button= BAD.

[LeonBenji]

doesn't the alien commander looks- in colors and kinda the voice too- like invader zim?

[SpaceGhost2047]

Oh shit! nastalgia overdose! however you spell it!

[ssbstreetfight1]

Blasto is Duke Nukem's brother.

[EminemFan202]

R.I.P Phil Hartman

[xitsbianca]

I love this game!

[bfauzer]

Ah, you gotta love Phil Hartman :)

[vrafael100]

man i want this game agine i get stuck in the desert it to hard for me

[Bry5e]

i remember this game when i was like six

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol i loved this game and beat it a bunch of times though it is fucking hard on a lot of levels worse level is the desert its a boring level and fucking confusing to track

[Ricpos]

Are you brazilian man?

Blasto é realmente show de bola!!! :)

[gummybears5]

It's been a long time since i've been trying to find that game so i can play it for my ePSXe

[benjamillion]

try psxfin. it performs better

[marcster1994]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...i remember this

[IronHyena]

My beautiful Hordes will flow like a poison river...

establishing a bridgehead on Ur-Anus!

So five dimensions make hell? Interesting...

Need the music from the menu...

Enslave their women!

Eat Their children!

Rape their cattle!

Wait? What?!?

"Is a Frog's Butt-water tight?"

[mumphis18]

shut up shut up SHUT UP!!! lol best part

[HipHopJun]

Lol his arms flailing. he's so small and wimpy.

I could never beat this game!!! it was wayy too hard and annoying.

[GreatRogno]

I beated it,it was sooo cool!

[iloveit201]

@mumphis18 my sister and i laughed for days

[YoNamethss]

@mumphis18 The "Shut up" part was total improv... Buzz (sound engineer) was playing the "Alien Hoard" audio and I couldn't resist while getting warmed up... :) More so, I wasn't really supposed to be the voice for Bosc, just trying to give an example of what we wanted, but hey, it worked! Getting to play opposite Phil is an honor.

[raychelrox663]

I could not beat this game for the life of me

[DBZGokuSaiyan]

Your anus is on the line.

[eazyegee]

This game was hard as fuck in certain areas.

[parag3247]

looks good, i guess i could torrent it

[maf016]

i remember this game! good times :)

[Prototype342]

i kept this game all this time lol.

[26solidsnake]

wow this big time brings childhood memories.GOOD TIMES.

[bigmoniez]

i used to have this game when i was like 4.

[dilcofilms]

every time i played this game it reminded me of buzz light year

[TechnoDevotee]

funny game, good memories

[HipHopJun]

this game brings back so many memories. i fuckin hated it though! the last levels are fuckin impossible... ive never seen anyone beat it.

[xatm0]

I've beaten it, but I can't remember how, and I can no longer do this incredible feat of patience and skill. I still have a PS1 memory card with a save before the final boss if I feel like it. XD

[Virgil077]

atleast you got that far, i never got past the begining of the second level

[leafia6]

Aah Uranus jokes. They NEVER get old.XD

[komatat00]

am i the only one that noticed that the ailen dude is gonna enslave their women, eat their children , and RAPE THEIR CATTLE i think he got a little muddled lol

[MysteryAC]

I wish my old Ps1 still worked....

wait. I have a Ps3! Score!

[marcperras]

where do find the torrent of blasto?

[corza008]

Go to Isohunt and you'll find it in PS Playstation 65.??GB

[marcperras]

thank you so much

[Gripens1]

u never played it? didnt u play it whit me? O.o

[xViLLaiNx12]

im playin this game right now on my PS3. can't beleive my disc still works

[Saiyan513]

Since you say you have a PS3 what's your PSN so I could send you a friend invite.

[ubisoft999]

mr. incredible wan craig t nelson the guy from coach dumb ass

[Ymgarl]

Loving the quake 2 style start up...

[FreqyBiker]

It's a shame he looks like Mr Incredible?

[Buuhan1]

Not Blasto's problem, he came 7 years first.

[tos52]

whats with alians and cows? has anyone else wondered that? do the REALLY like cows THAT much?

[CrimsonNineTail]

"Rape their Cattle".....whatever flots your boat pal.

[Jose5k]

Blasto sounds like Troy McLure

[villhun]

They're both played by Phil Hartman.

[silverbeast75]

oooooooooooold schoooooooool!!!!!!!

[simpsonsguy22]

im like blasto

[TheJMachine]

wow. to think you could say rape on a game

[sk8rlt]

wow to think you can say ur anus on a game

[TheJMachine]

I know. That isn't even how you pronounce the name of the planet at all!

[YoNamethss]

@TheJMachine The good ol' days!

[nintendoguybeanie]

good game, childhood memories, & finding out what the word "rape" meant by watching the intro. blasto is cool!

[Ricpos]

You're right!!! :)

Thank you!!!

[icelord89]

I just made it into an EBOOT for my PSP. I love this game sooo much. I never noticed that his voice was Phil Hartman. Awesomeness.

[Ricpos]

Very cool man!!!

[Tor1234567]

One of the best playstation one games!! :D

[WeinSnoken]

One of the worst playstation one games!! :D

[WeinSnoken]

Lol, I was joking... Have never really played it, I think XD