Bob Nelson's Hilarious Football Routine...

[jaleach123]

Oh, the memories! Delightfully politically incorrect! I remember watching this stand up routine when I was 13 or 14 years old. It was very popular. Kids at school would re-enact parts of the routines to a lot of applause and laughter.

[DemoFL9Productions]

Wow, Rodney Dangerfield, I didn't expect that, he's one of my favourite...and Bob Nelson ;)



[b13nn22]

love love love.. died laughing

[captainfunksauce]

great clip, stupid fuckin' bubbles poppin' up everywhere though!

[rabieslegacy]

@captainfunksauce FUCKIN' RETARDED BUBBLES GONE :o)

[writertrump]

@captainfunksauce "dane bramage" LMAO

[theburninator888]

Did anyone else realize the gay guy was from San Francisco

[MartySmithFan]

Umicef... its like a Umacorn... The mind is a terrible thing.......

[MartySmithFan]

THEY NEED YOUR MONEY DESPARATELY .. TO BUY HATS. NO, I'VE SEEN EM..

[dodgeman8934]

I absolutely love this!! One of the most hilarious stand ups I've ever heard! Now what's up with the part that sounds like "milkeyjenacolly???" i have never been able to figure out what he said! Lol

[BINGFRYSRDUN]

Foobaw

[MartySmithFan]

Love this. its my favorite!  Loved it when it was on TV back in the 70;s too!

[kazsocks]

They look like a umicorn...lmao..

If I did not play footballl, I would not be playing football today...this is tooo great!

[kazsocks]

OMG..i so remember this! This is great,!!

[MrJwusty]

i just typed in dain bramage and here i am

[everlastingcurves]

Thank you so much. I really appreciate you posting this video. My mom taped it off of cable in '84 and we'd watch it over and over. I haven't seen it in years!!!

[X2wolverine]

i can't stop laughing! LOL

there is not one single joke that isn't hilarious. love this guy.

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

Bruce Cuskioski. San Francisco University. Tight end. Oh stop it. Next year I hope to be a wide reciever.

[sugarbean13]

TOM!

[FlyBluEyes]

Everytime I watch this I die laughing... Must've watched this like 100 times

[captainfunksauce]

numba 72 awww shit! 27

[metrotek5]

Nearly 20 years later and this still makes me shit bricks ... too damn funny

[cardsrock12345nick]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!



[5janine18]

one of the funniest stand ups ever lmao

[PrimetimeD]

Oh wow I haven't seen this in years! So hilarious. And I love how Rodney would help young comedians out. RIP Rodney.

[kiggittykyle]

Tony Cappuccino.. Brooklyn University.. and O FUK

[sandyjpjb]

Awesome

[moos3butt3r]

How ya doing babe?

[subtletiger]

Shouldamapads!

[subtletiger]

Shouldamapads!

[JKPlastic]

15 people have dain bramage.

[wbaskin]

I am 44, and I still quote things from this routine today! That's how awesome this is!

[moonbunniez]

@wbaskin  ditto!

[theelusiveone]

Rodney Dangerfield with Bob Nelson. Two of my favorite comedians of all time. Wth ever happen to Bob Nelson anyway? That guy is awesome. Always makes me smile with the football or boxing routine.

[YouthEnergy]

Too bad he went all christian and shit.

[theelusiveone]

@YouthEnergy Who went all christian? Bob Nelson? Nothing wrong with being a Christian. Please give me some info if you have it. Thank you YouthEnergy.

[YouthEnergy]

@theelusiveone Yes, Bob Nelson is a born-again christian and it has completely destroyed his act. Just google him and you'll find plenty of info.

[mrbillykid2]

@YouthEnergy ...that sucks.....didn't know he was a dummy.....he nneds to start his routine again......all he needs to do is watch some sam kinison standup....he will awaken his eyes....

[zackboomer]

@YouthEnergy bob nelson and born again brought up no information on google

[YouthEnergy]

@zackboomer Maybe not the term "born again", but look up "bob nelson christian comedian" and you'll get something.

[zackboomer]

@YouthEnergy this is pretty funny youtube.com/watch?v=bsNZZxuTWz­k

[YouthEnergy]

@zackboomer I prefer this /watch?v=lH_DSjv9mOY

[lilmoduinne]

Thank you so much for posting this! I have been trying to find this for a long time. So funny!

[IDIDieselJohn]

What's the name of the first guy in this video????

[cdforshee]

@IDIDieselJohn The guy in the tie? That's Rodney Dangerfield.

[Brooklynmario]

I lost it when he said Dain Bramage

[jpcam30]

I laughed my azz off in 1984, when Bob 1st did this. And in 2011 I laughed my f-en azz off. Thanks again Bob.

[Glen3467]

Man! I miss Rodney. RIP

[neonshoji]

That's awesome.

[midwestechnine]

did anyone hear the guy that says "Holy fucking shit" at 1:48?

[Rock99and9]

@midwestechnine Always thought he said something about Bob's shirt...

[elijah7777]

Thanks for posting these....I would do this skit, and the others from this night, when I was about 8 or so for my family. Great memories. I remember seeing it when it came on HBO. Too freakin' funny.

[schuckman102]

THis IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! i almost pissed my pants or i think my pants almost pissed on me. :) haha

[TheKewlstar13]

hahah

[SIMONP1965]

Please no pictures, i don't want to be seen here... lol

[NewBoyz8595]

Hilarious video!

[livelovelaugh7135]

1 of the funniest thing i have seen in a while! 

[filter021]

TOM!!!!!!!

[BlondeBubbleVideos]

FUNNIEST ROUTINE EVER!!! AH i've watched it like 23 times :D

[Sundevil11000]

replay rape!! bob nelson is so damn funny if he was doin this same routine but now adays, he would own comedy central

[Babieegrll1210]

Lou DiMaggio comedian

[BeetletheGreat1]

This guy inspired me to be funny, no matter what the situation!!! I have been a Bob Nelson fan for YEARS!!!! CLASSIC RODNEY!!!

[MsDinnerman]

Haha hilarious!!!!

[zmc33]

brilliant comedy!!

[voidofbeeswax]

@LMDUS8

It's

shouldamapads

[DrSadistic]

The 8 people that disliked this must not have a sense of humor. This was one of the funniest routines I've ever seen.

[JayZTupacNas]

All his impressions are on point, the last one sounded like Eddie Murphy.

[TheLeilisa]

what's the ideal height for football?

[reapernator64]

thats my uncle

[caseygabrielsc]

@AngusGibson - It goes something like this - "But I do know what "UMICEF" is, it's the Halloween disease with the milk container carton kids come around trick-or-treatin' for Umicef..."

[AngusGibsonT]

5:59 What the hell does he say right there?!?! My folks and I have been trying to figure it out.

[Murdoch584]

Seth Rogan lookalike at 3:49.

By the way, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. That bit about the tight end/wide receiver had me laughing like a hyena.

[xboxrhino129]

he didnt have too much good stuff. just the jiffy jeff and the this 1 are so funny. the other ones arnt as good

[upsidedowncrossman]

i saw this live when i was 6 LMFAO still funny as fuck

[neoeyes4u]

It was an epic period in comedy! Hey babe whats your sign? Im feces my friends call me number 2!!!

[crackawise]

HOLY SHIT Bob is funnier than most comedians going today!!!

[ilrock101]

tony capachino, brooklyn university..and-

aww fuck..

-- nowi aint got my cup, and i cant see shit right now

this is hilariouss. like legit the tony capachino talks like my brotherr!

[MacPro8CoreMan]

I think this may be the funniest standup bit I've ever seen. I still have the well worn VHS of this, but no VCR any more. He us now a Christian Comic working as entertainment at corporate conventions. God Bless you Bob!

[caseygabrielsc]

@beanne13 - according to the IMDB ---> Louie Anderson, Harrry Basil, Richie Gold, Sam Kinison, Maurice LaMarche, Bob Nelson, Regis Philbin, Rita Rudner, Bob Saget, Yakov Smirnoff & of course Rodney.

[BostonSwagga5]

@caseygabrielsc youre forgetting the most famous comic to ever come out of Rodney Dangerfields camp of comics, Roseanne...

[crevis007]

Louie Anderson also appeared along with Rita Rugner.

[Elgreengo05]

@SonnyAmou I noe exacly what u mean dude!! I seen this like 20 some years ago and it still cracks me up!!

[Phophorousbronze]

Hey Bobby...I think this is so f'n funny,,,I 'member seein it on HBO. Dont worry about people talkin you down about racism....black preformers (Richard...Eddie..Redd G. the G is for Great comedy act Foxx) ... and now countless others) talked the same way about white people and their mannerisms. I think you are a great talent.. You remind a lot of George cuz you view life from a proper perspective, My wife and I loved your K Cop appearance. Anyway.......... God bless you n your family!

[ChrisTheShortKid]

" first im gunna show you my grandmother" HAHA

[bartendingbabe1]

One of my favorites of ALL time~

[colossus4420001]

there was one where he does a kicker "I keek de ball" and he also does a japanesse player in Japanese! New additions to the team and I cannot find it!

[CVcivilrights]

jerry springer look-alike much?

[OperaGhost1989]

@CVcivilrights Jerry SEINFELD maybe

[murphy0847]

@CVcivilrights haha not at all. I think you mean Jerry Seinfeld

[sonic911]

if i close my eyes i picture a black guy "mah hed was in da mud en mah body was runnin round tacklin sheet" lmfao

[Hackercenter]

i had to pause haflway thru to get my breath back from laughing so much!

AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS

[KWER73]

holy shit..havent seen this in a LONG time

[oemornelg]

Still funny after 25 years... LMAO!

[TheThechickennoobz]

I love it

[tacoman673]

this guys freakin brilliant xD

[shadowing0]

lmao

[LilAdrian]

!!!!FUCK YES!!!!

[MrGonzarelli]

I too saw this on HBO when it first aired, very funny and thanks to whom ever posted this. Great Skit, Bob Nelson is hilarious.

[frank47hammer]

I saw this on HBO when it first aired. I laughed till my sides ached. And I sill do everytime I see it.

[msd1311]

mow... i aint got my cup on... and i cant see shit tight now... and my testicles are caught in my shoulda' ma pads XD FREAKIN HILARIOUS

[Z907i]

i loled so hard i felt im being tortured to laugh

[tonmus21]

I've been looking for this since 1985. I had it on VHS and the tape was lost. thanks for posting the whole skit. I had to quit watching it, cause my stomach hurt to bad from laughing. I love it love it love it.

[nboucher98]

@tonmus21 Ditto! Haven't seen this in at least 20 years! My entire family wore that tape out. Hillariousnessest routine ever.

[kallumdavis10]

lol

[jzerm]

Some of comedy's finest. A true classic.

[smonkey957]

The greatest talent

Bob should had been an unbelievable succes

Very underrated

Love you Bob nelson

[lizd8799]

i luv this vid!

[1BustedMyth]

Really Really Really good!

[Fantasygirl10148]

it is friggen highlarious i love the one few quotes "Number 72 aww shit 27" "Tony Capacheno brooklyn university and ooh fuck ooh shit" "Bruce Cucseasci san francisco universcity tight end...next year i hope to be a wide resever" friggen highlarious you have to whach thi and if your not laughin you ain't liven

[5degreesofbacon]

LOVE THIS!!!!! I saw the original broadcast and saved it on VHS and audio tape! Thanks so much for posting the entire routine and in great quality! =)

[GWHope85]

i would not be playin football if i did not play football today....... lmfao this dude is hilarious

[mrceebees14]

Laughing so hard I have the hiccups.

[mrceebees14]

Holy crap, I haven't seen this in a looooooooong time. Was about 12 years old back then.

[fittifoo]

bob

[FastEyeStudios]

Remember the mind is a terrible thing....and must be stopped in are life time.... before it kills somebody.

[Addawg89]

lol Classic

[mike60036]

number 72 ah shit number 27

LMFAO

[gamejestor]

"...you can be very ugly, i cant tell"

ROFLMAO!!!

[jzzamie]

What is his difinition of UNICEF @ 6:00. Sounds like "halloween disease....but I cant make out what he is saying.

[mongorich]

I think it's something like ..."it's the Halloween disease with the milk container carton when the kids go around and trick or treat for Umicef.

[mongorich]

Milk used to come in Paper cartons. One side of the carton usually had a public service-type of message for things like Unicef or the United Way.

[jzzamie]

thanks

[mongorich]

That's the best I can make of it, jzzamine. But that doesn't really make any sense, I'm probably wrong. I watched this Dangerfield HBO special live when it aired in the early 80's. still funny 30 years later!

[sdsk8r221]

"and the doctor said that i had 'dain bramage.'"

hahhahahahahahaha

[skinnyjeans2120]

So happy to see that again! I saw that on HBO a few times when that came out and I still remember the lines all these years later and still laugh my ass off!!

[RaePet]

what is the name of this dvd set? thanks :)

[GirratanoR7]

"number 72...aww shit number 27"

lmfao

[nickster0198]

"You see, I really don't know what the united way is. Um, the producer said do the commercial real quick i said i don't know what it IS, um. But i DO know what unicef is."

[cvfdchief9]

Love It......

[worldwidebum]

I remember watching this as a kid on HBO! It is still as funny! Stuck with me forever... i play football on a football field, with ....... a football... lol!

[MrRanaldo22]

This has benn a message from the MFL the mother f.. NO the NFL the nationill football leaug thank u berry much lol

[TwilightFreek013]

4:23-end LOL epic!!

[drummerguy010]

this is funnier than a lot of stuff going on now

[fizban333]

@drummerguy010 You're still sore from your priest! Grow up!

[writertrump]

"Tight end"

LMAO

[johnnyreb455]

fgrhgrhtsegwefefhgfhrt to funny

[moviemaniac1060446]

funny shit man

[alwayssme]

this is the funniest thing ever....... thnx for posting

[rog1967]

Originally aired on HBO in 1985

[rog1967]

One of the greatest short stand up routines I have ever seen! My folks always recorded the Dangerfield specials on HBO and I still always get requests to play this one. Its to bad HBO never released this one because it was absolutely loaded with talent.

[Kugglelovesanime9]

Now I ain't got my cup on...

And I can't see shit right now..

and my testicles got caught in my shouldersamapads.

[EastxofxEdenx2]

@Kugglelovesanime9 *Shouldamahpads. lolol

[MacedonWarrior]

I love it......funny chit....

[paradisecovemomma]

Since it's been 3 weeks, you probably already got your answer....but the guy in the beginning is Rodney Dangerfield. He was HUGE in the 60's 70's....his famous line was "I don't get no respect!!"

[devilslax7]

bob nelson, native of massapequa NY.

hilarious as always

[AngusGibsonT]

Rodney Dangerfield

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

now i aint got muh cup on!

and I CANT SEE SHIT RY NOW!

and my testicles got caught in my shouldamapads

[BadMadMoney20]

I'm donatin' ta da yunited negroe college fun' cuz a mine is a turrible thang. CLASSIC!!!!!!!

[walshy0456]

my helmits and tdem sholdamapads !!!!!lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol hahahahaahahahahahaahAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH­AHAHAA

[nyyrobbie]

Shnuggles88: "the guy introducing him..."

Fail.

[Partyhouse911]

Oh my god this video is hilarious ROFL my sides split every time i watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aegis1111]

"Tom!" *BUMPH!* ------

"Numba 72. Aww shit, 27!"

LMFAO!! Great stuff. Absolutely hilarious! Anyone who disagrees is either a young pre-pubescent ignoramus who actually thinks airheads like Britney Spears has talent or a an MTV tool that thinks reality shows are actually real!

[actneverman]

hey stop saying that these people suck there are things that you think arent good and complete strangers dont come up to you nad say "YOU SUCK THAT WAS GOOD"

[jenikins]

obviously the movie Waterboy was inspired by this guy.

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

waterboy was made from an Adam Sandler SNL character....The Waterboy. but this vid is fairly similar to it

[SilkSwe]

I agree with shnuggles. Not that funny. Maybe it's just not my kind of humor. :)

[padme1964]

to shnuggles88 what ever !!!!!!!! this is a classic! i am so glad i found this!

[shnuggles88]

.. Not that great of a comedian, couple funny pieces before he launched into his routine.. but seriously, the guy introducing him made me laugh more.