Let's Play Phantasmagoria 2 (Part 9)

[UnBobleavable]

That bellybutton thing was genuinely creepy...

[JTtheLAR]

Nope it's Chachkes. Rofl. 

[DashCat9]

"I hate sand!". Hah! That's great.

[Leoofmoon]

You know its kinda funny through the months of spoons videos you can watch spoons hair grow.

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

I FORGOT TO TIVO SMALLVILLE!

[BIGhappyG33]

Awoooooooo hubba hubba! Lol nobody with a life should know that but I do... Wait...

[auritone]

Actually, watching Spoony eating popcorn was a lot better than having to watch mr. Bland without his clothes on.

Thanks, Spoony!

[Langsorigingaleia]

@auritone

Yeah, and his exalted facial expression is hilarious! xD

[auritone]

@Langsorigingaleia Yup! :)

[dangerlee1946]

I like how the only top comments are the ones that repeat what was said in the video. Apparently, youtubers only appreciates the ability to quote people, not original thought.

[Iggyandtheape]

with the double relationship, this is like a shitty version of "Catherine".

Well, shitty-er.

[KuunLan87]

@Iggyandtheape Seriously? You're comparing "Catherine" to this? Ok, granted... "Cat" is just a glorified Icy-Tower, and the acctual game element is there only to serve as intermission between clips. But it has an excellent plot, it's well paced, there are both fun, creepy and suspensful situations, and you can affect the story via your anwsers. Granted, it gets goofy here and there, and for some it might come off as too cerebral.

But it is undoubtedly better than... THIS!

[Iggyandtheape]

@KuunLan87 I said this was shitty-er. Do you not see the er? I can bold it. Shitty-ER. See? I said it could be done. Or could you not see that either?

I'm actually concerned now. Are your eyes alright? HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!?!?!?!?

[KuunLan87]

@Iggyandtheape Yeah, I do see it. But you're the one who apparently didn't get the point, or you just enjoy trying (desperately) to make someone look dumb in order to boost your flattened ego.

What I really wanted to address is the fact that you said that Catherine is also a shitty game. You described this as being "shitty-ER", hence you apparently see it as shitty (no "-ER), too.

Can you see my point? Or is you that needs things to be spelled out in BOLD?

[Iggyandtheape]

@KuunLan87

It was a joke. All of it. Is Catherine worth all this trouble to you?

[jarockstar27]

Ehhhh at least this game isn't a total loss...you got to see some soft core porn!

[perun1nj]

"Hey you two get a room!!!"

I laughed so hard.

[DarknessIsTheTruth]

"SHAZAM! My Milkshakes are full!" lol

[frostyking2323]

holy fuck im painting my warhammer hammer as i listen to this........scary

[madhatteresque]

Oh Scully I mean Starbuck I mean Number Six I mean Jocelyn! LOL

[IronTate7]

Note to self: While listening to one of Spoony's videos, DO NOT attempt to pour a glass of Kool-aid while slightly leaning back in my chair...

[megacracker455]

I hate sand LOOOOL

[The90Ville]

I hate sand

[012355469]

No sex scene????

*Scream lice in the Godzilla* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!

[tenchimasake]

@012355469 OMG YA INORITE?????????????????

8:50 Spoony was that a reference to Videodrome? :P

[DineNastyLakers]

LOL I told my g/f to watch me paint my Warhammer army too lol shes like..."umm...no..."

[Jencill]

I forgot to TiVo Smallville!

[Pooky1991]

LOL Spooneys commentary is the only thing keeping me watching this boring ass gameXD

[corjonbett]

Brain not detected.

[jiggles218]

5:09 Oh my god Jocelyn head for the exit. THE DUCKS THEY FOUND ME I DUNNO HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME! That made my day! XD!

[tokyopanda13]

omg, spoony eating popcorn durin the sex scene. that's great, lmao

[Ivyzord]

i wonder ... if the game would be even mildly chilling without the cometary.. like scary or something. I guess not... so far...

[DrolKeegEht]

"Say something touching, say something romantic, uh... I HATE SAND."

Spoony, don't you mean... THE WIND, IT FEELS NICE? HAHAHAHAHA

[tymbershade]

5:37 Need a moment? Bite into a twix!

[AttackMyAss]

OK 2 NOTHINGS

[digiridave380]

The waiter is my favorite character.. at least in spoony's version

[UltimateDevilKing]

were is the horror

i want gore

[AmiVicky]

"Oh uh can someone get me a towel? I kinda drooled all over myself, urr."

[GamerKat09]

The ducks! They found me! And they brought their leader.....The AFLAC mascot!! O_O RUNNNN!

[JCVDFan1]

Lol at spoony 8:30

[TheStewieGriffinFan]

LMFAO @ when you said we all came too XDDDD

[snopp9000]

FunnyXD

[CoHScrapper]

Hehehe "What was that waiter's name in Paris? Jean Luc!"

MST3K "Giant Spider Invasion" reference

[Usul573]

@CoHScrapper

The Jean Luc comment adds about 10 epic points.

[moonblossom15]

OMG, the ducks they FOUND ME!!! I was laughing so hard at that!

[neosoc]

Naked Zombie Sean Connery @ 8:53!

[SuperVaderMan]

I lol'd hard at $47k milkshakes and the addiction to denim

[bonedraman]

Ah bad cut I was hoping for some tity action oh well. But still love the commentary

[TheAarontheblackmage]

oh god no!! not the ducks!!

[Gjkl345]

The ducks found me XD

[LeonXTheXLeo]

Beware the ducks =0 They will peck your toes!!!

[Ginteru]

"You wanna watch Transformers?"

You, sir, have the best quotes in history.

[AttackMyAss]

@Ginteru And that geek voice was fcking perfect!

[911028em]

omg this is torture i thinke i daed and now i am in hell

[powerplayer84]

lol the reason you didn't show the rest of the cutscene=nudity...because you see some actual sex or something during this part.

[SoftBank47]

"Brain not detected, abort, retry, fail."

[muzapstar]

You can watch me paint my warhammer army... :)!

[kar12894]

"we all came too heu heu"

LOL!!

[sedugusella]

I forget to TIVO Smallville!!!! .... lol

[tredlow]

Spoony should be in Rifftrax

[theauthorman123]

Fucking sand.

[kinghellguy]

brain not detected lol

[DKaidian]

"He's been back there for hours, what's he doing writing his fucking memoirs?"

"Oh, my God, the ducks, they found me, I don't know how but they found me!"

"Oh, you had sex with her and she left, all in all, the perfect date!" :)

[CorbyFat555]

was it really neccessary to retype quotes? god i hate when dumbasses like you do that we all watched the movie we dont need you to retype shit he alrdy said, fucktard

[DKaidian]

Oooooh... big scary tough guy, calling someone names while hiding behind a computer! I'm impressed!

[WhiteTiger225]

LOL! Naked evil gay Shuan Connery protects our childrens purity XD

[AppleScruffWitch]

Jalapeno and honey grilled cheese? Eww! That sounds disgusting!

[WhiteTiger225]

Sound's delicious! Ever had Chocolate dipped peppers? Honey and Peppers a contrasting flavors which tastes good.

[ofer1987]

Where do you come up with this stuff ??

I am shedding tears here :P

[Usul573]

Can you believe some of the editing in this scene?

[Serenity2Witchs]

lol I can tell what he's thinking.

"I woke up, you weren't there, I hate that."

[NETGURU2525]

A duck killed my father :)

[Rorschach1212]

Lol that sex scene was fucking terrible

[Serenity2Witchs]

It sounded less like sex and more of him punching her in the stomach.

[dragonquestking]

U look like that guy from scrubs.

[br000ly]

receipts ARE alot of work :P

[WhiteTiger225]

Cool people.

[AttackMyAss]

@Remslem Who doesn't?

[scottieman2]

80 minutes to get to something cool? Wow. What a long lame game.

[Usul573]

It's not even that long.

[scottieman2]

Really?

[Usul573]

The entire LP is about five hours, but that's trimming a few transitions and not showing about twenty minutes of Spoony trying to figure out how to open a box and about twenty minutes of him trying to figure out the one actual puzzle, besides the one that took about 8 seconds.

So the actual frusterating things are bad game design, interface, and illogical stuff.

[scottieman2]

Oh, okay.

[Heroinedown]

she wants to involve the rat.... gosh this guy's amazing. How does he come up with all this stuff?

[Usul573]

Spoony is sharp, he's not dumb, he watched lots of MST3K which makes fun of dumb stuff, he's seen tons of other stuff, and it's not done live so that is flows just right.

[A7XGroupie767]

Magic Milkshakes!!! I want some.

[Girkon]

Magic Milkshake Ho!

[madhatter445]

Omg joselyn run to the exit they found me....the ducks they found me....i dont know how but they did

[ReptileGamer]

i bout choked on dr pepper XD...

[JoeBobJimboXBL]

"You wanna watch Transformers?" LOL

[DigitalLameFan]

ugh thats so me XD

[JoeBobJimboXBL]

Thats ironic because I bought season 1 tonight at Walmart

[dave00dance]

ROFL the ducks they found u!!!

[Hubba542]

Oh hey Curtis, yeah suit yourself just working on these receipts bro! right on.

[Mattteus]

"I hate sand" damn you Spoony for reminding me of Star Wars Episode 2!!

[RedneckYachtClubber]

Curtis seems the type to paint Lizardmen, I dunno, I'm a Warhammer guy myself

[Reoreyh]

Say something romatic, something touching. "Uh, I hate sand." LOL

[Chouji111111]

"The ducks they found me..I don't know how but they found me"

[madasrabbits]

hahaha the waiter comments are my favorite

"let me put this behind my..CONDOM."

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Is the waiter high?

[RedneckSkippy]

Curtis should have said "The ground is very I'm standing on it" to really set the mood with his girlfriend. Then he should have said "I'm going to plow you like a snow plow in snow." This shows his minds capacity to .... think? That's when you kill her.

[apitapi]

no no no no! you had to pay with the screwdriver!! poke his eyes out!!

(sarcasm)

[Kirzan66]

" You wanna watch transformers?!" HAHAHAHAHA

[StatusMalus]

Curtis' house, where the lights are on 24/7!

[NappaWesker]

"Yeah, you can watch me paint my warhammer army" omg i laughed so hard! Brilliant

[Trusseck]

I'm hurt. :(

[UltraJFan]

warhammer <3

[plasm2]

u wanna watch trabsformers?

[Usul573]

Jean-luc!

[tredlow]

I felt really connected when he said "I hate sand..." since I always secretly despise sand.

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

lol Naked Zombie Sean Connery covering up tits.

[DPadJockey]

the ducks! noooo!

[Nouseeker]

so i have to sit through hours of plot just to get to 30 seconds of softcore? this is the worst porn movie ever

[WhiteTiger225]

@Nouseeker Eh, at least it has more Porn to Bad Plot compared to hentai XD

[TheRequiem677]

Thank God! at least this Let's Player cracks good jokes.

[Termonuclear111]

I hate sand :D

[Termonuclear111]

does anyone remember what review was where Spoony Bruce Lee punched something out of box? ..I believe it was something about NES or SEGA game.

anyone?

[CrimsonDeath300]

Yeah. It is his Microcosm review. That video is still on here so look it up

[Teamplatinum123]

It's his Microcosm,i loled there too.

[Sparkonetwo]

Why can't you just say "I laughed"?

[beavusesbuthead]

lol is shorter

[Sparkonetwo]

Yes, I'm sure it takes so much effort to type the word "laughed". I tired myself out doing it just there.

[bfe456]

DAMN YOU YOUTUBE CENSORSHIP.

[blacksdocrack]

damn near spat out my sprite all over the place when he talks about the ducks having found him again.

[pyramidhead138]

"paint warhammer figures?" did warhammer exist back in the mid 90's?

[Plushielove]

Its been around since 1983, as a matter of fact.

[pyramidhead138]

ahh, so its been around as long as i have

[Tarantula33222]

lol 4:08 - 4:12 the simpsons when that hotel guy makes those noises to homer and mindy...classic

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

I'm so glad I get his sarcastic allusions...

Like the Jean Luc thing from Madtv

[nogaynamesallowed]

FUCKING DUCKS, I WILL MURDER THEM ALL! '*cough* never mind ducks, just eat the....poisoned bread....muahahaha!

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

SHAZAM Our milkshakes are full!

[Murat564]

you know it's hard to have sex with a woman when she keeps her panties on... though not impossible... HILARIOUS!!!

[Usul573]

I love how spoony can say exactly what he wants to say, whenever he wants to, the freedom of the internet

[JTC545]

Right when u said this amercian remake of shaun of the dead isint very good i fell of my chair. u are the best commentater

[mwmwolf712]

OMG josilin the ducks found me and i dont know how

[CrystalLotus98]

Am I the only one who finds it amusing how Spoony's just sitting there eating popcorn while there's erotic sounds in the background? o.O

[TheUnpaidCounsellor]

These games should come with Spooney Commentary as an optional extra!

[Usul573]

heh, no doubt, I would of ripped the game out of my computer by about the 50th minute of NOTHINGNESS

[StrictlyNeutral]

Jus' workin' on these receipts bro! Right on.

[ragingarchie]

You wanna watch Transformers?? Uh huh huh ...

[mikebd20]

the ducks, they found me!

[CrystalLotus98]

Oh my, Naked Sean Connery makes his triumphant return! As a...censor bar...huh...

[CrimsonDeath300]

if you guys don't know part 8 of the final fantasy review is up on his website

[Hogfish360]

224 the ultimate goal for women everywhere .......yes i am going for the most thumbs down ever

[IrishFan1989]

XD at 7:31-33 Wanna Watch Transformers?

[Rafalgahr]

That girlfriend will kill me of stupidity and woobieness poisoning... God it's such a show of sub-par casting AND acting...

[beavusesbuthead]

LMFAO " TONIGHT ON CINEMAX

[VarDolzeberg]

Hooray for malt related continuity!

[beavusesbuthead]

LMAO " TONIGHT ON CINIMEAX"

[Assiman]

Just over hours long video where you watch a horror point-and-click game with commentary... but still it's damn entertaining!

[ironwolfosiris]

"Oh Scully... I mean Starbuck... I mean Number Six I mean Joslin!"

Epic.

[GimmeSomeRobots]

Good God Jocylin I don't know how but the ducks found me!

[DonZabu]

This is your magnum opus, dude.

[thomas007]

omg i can' stop laughing lol

[HALover9000]

This is fucking hilarious.

How's that for a slice of fried gold.

:3

[hitlerskondom]

the chick in this game is a porn star, only soft core though =[ lol

[AzureDarkGod]

I prefer hardcore. So she sucks for me in all the ways, in this game or in softcore.

[86thPatriot]

"SHAZAM OUR MILK SHAKES ARE FULL!"

[thomas007]

i know, thats fucked...

[Freeman34]

This is still the best part.Good god that Ducks convo was funny.

[MengoMango]

lol monks

[Usul573]

HA finally got the I hate sand reference

[hanspeterpitsch]

I still don't get it :D

[CodyAllenmusic]

I don't get it.

[AzureDarkGod]

Yeah? Where is it from?

[Usul573]

Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones

Padme and Anakin talk, and Anakin says he doesn't like sand

Yeah the prequels had some goofs

[AzureDarkGod]

Oooooooohhhhh!!! Right! I had so forgotten...my, it's been a long time since I watched any Star Wars.

I just thought it was something stupid he came up with XD

[Usul573]

heh, spoony is clever

I don't think this is recorded as he's playing though I think he edits it all together with his voice over

[AzureDarkGod]

Huh...It would make more sense. It would give him more time to think of is jokes...

[Usul573]

Sure why not

[purklefluff]

say something romantic! "i hate sand!"

LOL

[PataDeL0r0]

Phil is sexier than the average waiter.

[AzureDarkGod]

That is soooooo true.

[Droohie]

"You can watch me paint my Warhammer army"

Brilliant.