"Fuck Me" - Eric Cartman "South Park"

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

........Cartman is f*cking awesome! XDDD......

[TheHeas92]

i loved this episode

[meanogak]

hahahahahahaha



[lilc1238]

|=\==/=| | ><  | ,-\ ( ) ,/-.

[Eddygangsta330]

U can say get fucked to ppl but not to God. Gods the all mighty never screw with God!!!!!

[Boecafzdobu]

what did you use to download these episodes?

[Boecafzdobu]

can i at least have some dinner???? cuz i like to be wind and dined before i get fucked!!!!!

[RALAMA2992]

God= Troll master

[sk8erdude38]

"If i was gonna fuck my son i'd kiss him first. :* muah"

LOOOOOOOOOOOL Favorite part.

[JfromT]

i call these episode motherfucker this is so funny

[savedbygrace430]

Well, can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Cuz I like to be wined and dined before I get F*CKED!

[cris64441]

LOOOL

[mariorulez90002]

Cartman sounded like Stan the first time

[fudgemokey]

@mariorulez90002 woah he totally did...

[movie529]

Boy is Eric a pottymouth or what? XD!

[NICKIMINAJFAN160]

Lol

God fucked him pretty hard

[kurisuchankun]

Excuse me, can anyone tell me who are the people who disliked this?

'Cause I like to recognize people after I get F**KED!

[laarx007]

i was searching this, and i didn't actually think someone would have posted this (:

but i'm thankful that somebody did :D

[kklol475]

if i was gunna fuck my son ill kiss him first ---awkwardly kisses son--

[kyle1larivee]

welll cartmans moms a bitch shes a big fat bitch shes the meanest bitch in the whole wide world :p

[INFECTEDSPECIMEN6666]

47 people got fucked.

[MisterDUTCHYx1]

thats what she said

[MTouran]

@MisterDUTCHYx1 no shit

[xolkan1]

uh oh that little kid should be worried cause his dad just kissed him... 0:43-0:45

[Zach1231982]

His mom is a Hermaphrodite... so this actually makes sense... XD

[4everdirtbikers]

0:42 hes now doin time at Fremont COorrectionall Facility in Canon City C

[caparzo70]

quase chorei..

[nataishajasfani]

this is funny shit

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Cartman's mom is a bitch.

[HoldenSouthardsTv]

@AlienCow6991 the humancentipad season 15 episode 1

[AlienCow6991]

What episode is this? I seen it but i forgot what its called ;n;

[kitkatgirl323]

could somebody say to me that they are a south park fan coz i wanna know thatim not the only south park fan in glasgow BEFORE I GET F**KED!!!

[hardcoreking52]

saw this episode today.

[Gotskillz490]

LOL i love the car one

[Augoustinos03031991]

best episode ever...

[Apocol0id]

Cartman sounds a lot like Stan these days.

[obirudo]

Allways Does It!!!

[UnstoppableLuck]

the example used for courtesy lick is taken from south park. ossim grade possim :D

[thgehawk141]

cartman deserved that lightening bolt

[regaddictionsmurder]

Me:wut da f-beep did eric cartman jus did dat oh no he did not

[69Peopleshit]

How many south park seasons are there? 15??

[francisjairam]

@69Peopleshit Its acutally 20 since South Park is going to last until season 20

[brebre4ya1]

@francisjairam i dnt want it to ever end and if they do end it they cood at least show kyle,stan,and cartman dem bkuz i like to see a future epi before i GET FUCKED!!!LOL

[francisjairam]

@brebre4ya1 Well I'll tell you this. Season 16 of South Park starts somewhere around in March.

[MultiDruster]

fuck me fuck me right here in the best buy xD

[Pablanchas]

What is even funnier is that she could actually fuck him up the ass, since she's hermaphrodite as they revealed in the first seasons

[rondel89]

@Pablanchas On the 100 episode they admitted that they lied to him. Scott Tennerman (sp) dad was his actual dad.

[jimg1971]

I liked the part where he said "fuck me."

[SoaringSpartan]

How does Cartman expect his mom to fuck him up the ass using condoms?

Then again, this is coming from someone who doesn't know how to make semen come out of his dick.

[MrTranzformer1]

FUCKED

[nakke]

FUCKING AMERICAN FUCKED UP CENSORING! :)

[HammersGamingChannel]

FUCK ME RIGHT HERE IN BEST BUY!

[bvbxandxbotdf]

Now it's "oh my god they killed cartman you bastards"

[ruthlessdeath123]

@bvbxandxbotdf nah i think this

stan: OOOH MY GOD THEY KILLED CARTMAN

kykle: YES THANK U GOD

[DrunkenShinobi]

@ruthlessdeath123

more like:

stan: oh my god, they killed cartman

kyle: god bless you

[SteamTeamRedubUK]

38 people didn't have a smoke after they got good and f***ed.

[imZohh]

lol i love this ep.

[angelcrisis44]

um did anyone else notice the top 2 comments are the same, because i like to notice similarities BEFORE I GET F**KED!

[lele3795]

lol to funny

[uskyler05]

You know as wrong and hilarious as this is, I must admit its pretty clever! I'll have to use it on my friends sometime...

[myheartlikeabird]

fuck! it's funnier without the beep T_T

[smdk161191]

what the f-beep.... like if u hate the annoying beep

[xxX15coolchicXxx]

"Go ahead mom,fuck me right right here in the Best Buy"

" Because i like to be wined and dined after i been fucked!!!!

xDDDDDDDD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[MegaKing471]

Go ahead f*** me right here in the best buy XD

[isabellalover123]

Cartman felt the wrath of god

[isabellalover123]

OMG XD lol!!!!

[Mystic3517]

Cause I liked to be wined and dined after I've Been F***!!! Lmao I was on the floor laughing my ass off when I heard that. XD

[Mystic3517]

Censored Versions are always funnier then the original. XD Lmao

[myloveforMMA]

ERRH IM SO DUMB IM GONNA THUMB UP THE TYPED VERSION OF WHAT I JUST HEARD DurHHHR!!!

[lilmalcolm515]

Uber funny and thank you so much for freaking editing and uploading this

I suscribed and liked it just off this vid

[PKWhopper]

Funniest character in South Park

[legomotion836]

Umadbro.

[Epimetheas89]

shiiit.. dont fuck with god..

[15JuniorxD]

sounds funny with censure XD

[mplsmn1975]

Go God!

[KyronTheCLIFFF]

Does any1 else find this hard to masturbate to?

[mickyd110011]

then god bringeth down lighting to a so called dumbass.

[ImAJ00guy]

I think it actually sounds funnier when its censored.

[LegoJames202]

@ImAJ00guy Ikr

[JeroxB]

@ImAJ00guy In this case it kinda does xD

[kawaiimiho]

Is it just me or does Cartman sound different?

[laarx007]

i showed it to my mom and even she was laughing.

everybody loves south park :D

[jellycolor05]

haha love it!!

[89srbin89]

piiip piip piip....

[w8jayce]

Sounds more like stan than cartman

[passing2010]

He's a douchebag, but he's the coolest douchebag ever.

[francomade]

LOL

[SerenadePumkin]

What the fuck is cartman goin on about??

[OnyxWaterIvyBound]

@SerenadePumkin an expensive ass ipad

[2550505]

@SerenadePumkin He didn't get a ex$pen$ive ipad and he is complaining about being screwed over.

[wspounders]

CARTMAN IS EPIC

[Darkstar263]

After seeing this clip. It really clear that Cartman is without a doubt the best character in the show I reckon.

[fireshot6666]

im laughing so hard

[RALAMA2992]

haha god trolled cartman

[IdinaAWICKEDelphaba]

go ahead mom, go ahead and f*ck me right here in the Best Buy!

[laflakibiriz]

u wanna f*** me mom just say so... lmfaoo

[zombies333]

the prices of the ipads LOL

[MrSpiders113]

Cartman is very horny

[2G2KXAVIERBRIM]

point 0:24 - Go on mom, fuck me, fuck me...fuck me in the Best Buy! LMAO!!!!!!

[rreemer]

@2G2KXAVIERBRIM pure genius! hadn't noticed that!

[jasminejohnson56]

Omg luv me sum carmon lolz!!XD

[engagedat17]

Oh how I love Erics witty remarks, ha

[JOSEDELOSMOCHIS]

jajaj si fuera a joderme a mi hijo lo besaría primero jajajaj EPIC!!!

[gmaster999]

this line is legendary

[thebuckrogers22]

man i cant wait til this is unbeeped lol

[RSBLACKVEIL]

Well can we at least pull up here and get some dinner because I like to be wined and dined after I've been f******!

[FeelinGipper]

If I was gonna fuck my son, Id kiss em first! *awkwardly kisses son*

[beats0me]

those last few seconds were worth watching

cartman has had that coming for a long time

[CarsickMallard]

the dislike bar is the of erics dick

[TheRealBlackPuma]

This was actually one of the more funny bits of this episode. The whole human CentiPad got kinda lame after the first 5 minutes. Though, the part with the Apple Geniuses was also quite great, I have to admit. :3

[thebuckrogers22]

@TheRealBlackPuma soooooooooooooo true

[mrwarren18]

hahahhahahahahahah

[Dementiatari1200]

It's from Dog Day Afternoon, people.

[daliy111]

I love the ending i laughed so hard

[Elenithecutiepie]

IF I WAS GONNA FUCK MY SON I'D KISS HIM FIRST

[Crazyblessed85]

Wow should've use this at my job ,when my boss told me i had 4 days b4 she has to let go, talk about a good ol Fuck. She need to take my to the Hilton

[RipOfZiplock]

he's totally part Denver Bronco



[awsometeen905]

thunder bitch

[ataxie]

Epic.

[Sandraella1982]

LOL

[InTheMist03200]

Hahaha, aww you should have added in the very end where Cartman is crying in the hospital.

[dem28914]

SO FUCKIN GOOOD!



[MegaJl3]

Damm Cartman has something broken inside his head

[4pl3x]

"If i was gonna fuck my son i would kiss him first *kiss*" HAHAHA

[brandeezy108]

fucked by lightning

[evilangelxxx99]

OHMYGOD.... Can't stop laughing!!! xDD

[TheRandomnessx7]

Lmao if i was gonna fuck my son i would kiss him first XD

[ajsaccount1991]

looks like the dog whisperer didn't do his job in that episode after all

[Gregluvs2party]

awwwwwww it's censored :(

[kreem101]

lmaoooooooo!!!!! at least a courtesy lick god.........omg shits so funny

[thekingofevil93]

you 25 dislikes might as well go buy some cigarettes, cuz i like a smoke after i get good and f--ked!!!!! you guys wanna f--k me, go on. f--k me right here on youtube...you wanna f--k this user so bad, come on dislikes, f--k me, f--k me!!!!!

[shacquiel]

Lol later on in that episode cartman's epic crying ;) 

[Cduff90210]

25 people got fucked by their moms

[Krujanv23]

Well then can we at least pull up here and gets some dinner.....cause i like to be wine and dined before i get FUCKED!!!!!

[mattlamb]

IF I was gonna f*ck my son, I'd kiss him first!

*Kisses son*

[Top10maniac]

I've fucked the replay button on this so many times...EVEN in the best buy.

[mrbenthedude]

awesome

[gilfordwins1]

i came from the oh fuck me bush video

[xvr100000]

go buy come condoms mom just a sec she fuck him or she fuck his

[devilshomie]

I'm atcually gonna use some of these as insults

[Touhoucon]

This is my favorite episode from Season 15 that I have seen untill now. xDD

[yelitzeh]

0:15 ROFL

[DeegoL9]

the best part is after he gets struck by lightning

[ravenouscolonelhart]

God this is awesome. So awesome that he's such an asshole, that the universe itself is like dude, fuck you.. Too bad this doesn't happen on genocide related issues

[TheHellboy112]

Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me!

[sonic87546]

22 kids were struct by lighting

[laarx007]

@r2darky, it's the humancentipad episode

[themanontheland]

1:03 was the saddest part.

[inkmethod]

....I like the part where he says fuck me!!!

[r2darky]

btw where the f is the end? lol he ends up in the hospital after getting nuked by god

[sasukeuchiha2805]

wow you FUCKED ME!

[MartyMcFly88mph2015]

Thanks for this upload!!!!!

[laarx007]

@yelitzeh, he got fucked

[qmartijn1]

@laarx007 lmao

[yelitzeh]

What the hell happen at 1:04

[qmartijn1]

@yelitzeh but really, god fucked him by shooting lighting up his ass

[austin43910]

go ahead fuck me in the best spot XD

[1SingaGurl]

19 kids didn't get kissed before their moms fucked them :/

[laarx007]

i looove that episode

[mfleming7024]

its funny cause his moms a hermie so she actually could

[redhotnobody1]

@mfleming7024 Turns out she isn't, if you watch season 14 you'll find out why ;)

[r2darky]

@redhotnobody1 wich ep?

[rockkkralicesi]

@redhotnobody1 wich episode?

[PumarLeagueGaming]

@redhotnobody1 Which episode?

[daliy111]

@redhotnobody1 wasnt that part of the deleted episode

[DrMisterAleksa]

@redhotnobody1 what episode.

[Crampsy11]

@DrMisterAleksa Season 15 Episode 1= HUMANCENTiPAD

[Elenithecutiepie]

@mfleming7024 HAHAHAHHA. You're such a fake fan. You don't even know that Cartman's father is Jack T.

[Jrdn44]

i like his older voice better

[bjs123z]

@Jrdn44 I don't. I thought his old voice was annoying. I think his current voice fits way better with his personality.