Thanks to the critics for some particularly funny put-downs (I was crying with laughter by the time I'd finished reading them all).
Tune in for our next robot. For those that want to take part, you simply need to get hold of some spent nuclear fuel rods, a welding kit, and some old fireworks.
Give the man a break, you haters, it's not THAT bad. For some, the word "robot" raised expectations too high, but it's still a cheap, fast, and clever way to help people make the transition from merely *watching* videos about complex experiments to going out and actually *building* a simple experiment. If Doc Edgerton or Richard Feynman could've seen this video, I bet they'd give it a thumbs-up. Reading is good. Doing is better. It's not a great video, but it's certainly not a bad one.
constructing a "spirograph" would've been more "crackpotty". then deriving trivial and inconsequential theorems (<- those that has absolutely no practical use) from it would be even better.
these people are those that can only see things in the very superficial layer and can't work with the abstract.
What kinda pointless crap is this? You say it draws... It just put a few pointless scribbles on a piece of paper. I could use less time and less money using my own hand to draw something worth anything.
I was expecting to see a house robot that could pick up my junk. In stead I get to see a fan with 4 markers attached to it, spinning slowly around on a sheet of paper. How interesting...
Oh the robot is so realistic! with a nice deep voice, synthetic Caucasian colored skin and everything! The range of motion of his arms, wrist and joints was superb!. I especially like this part: 0:31-0:32 because the robot's movements are so mechanical fast and precise! Wow robots are beginning to teach us how to make simple crafts, soon they will take over youtube and make videos for us!
@AquuL You used at least 3 in the PC or laptop you just wrote this comment on. Pretty much everything around you is powered or regulated by a computer using such a fan in a way.
why did i watch this, thats right im subscribed to NEW SCIENCE! I was expecting a science video not something i could see on householdhackers. this = lame.
@SwizzYtp Awww did i hurt your little feelings butt hurt fan boy cunt.go fuck your self to the this video of your gay assed little "robot".this is the stupidest shit i had seen i quite a wile and you defending it speaks volumes about how functionally retarded your inbreed ass has to be. And why the fuck do you care anyhow, I suggest getting your ugly pimply ass laid,you might find that life has more to offer then complaining about complaints on the internet. You are a fucking tool.
This is a disgrace to the word "robot". Robots typically do something that is intelligent, this one draws like a 2 year old child. 2 year old children do a lot of things, but very few of them intelligent.
why you name it junk robot?
aryankhmk 2 weeks ago
I have a question Junk dont mean drug adict ?
TheRobertjavier81 2 weeks ago
This is why i love youtube
tanuuuuuuuuuuuulll 1 month ago
ART HOMEWORK. MEET YOUR MAKER. MUAHAHAHAHA
exonerator 1 month ago
What the f*** is this batery ??? I can;t find on web ?? It have fibers ? I can't understand ... Please tell my what is that baterry
lucasiradu 2 months ago
@lucasiradu It's a 9volt battery...commonly found in RC cars' controllers? He never said fibers.
metalisbetter1o00 2 months ago
Nice
TheMFY 3 months ago
draw me crap
narutoxpein98 3 months ago
why not make a real robott that can do something important?
Ratama 5 months ago
@Ratama Because you can't make any robots to do anything.
VampireSaviour1 3 months ago
it drew circles! it is actuallly pretty cool!! good job scientist man! good job!
gabyjb1121 9 months ago 2
Oh DAMMEd forgot to charge the battery!
Maximinators 9 months ago
Oh, I forgot to add - angle the pens, and it will move in a straighter line, then you can build two and race them.
TheLangfords 9 months ago
Vibrobot!
There are loads of cool bots, better than this, on Instructables[dot]com
TheLangfords 9 months ago
nice robot man 5* :D
ADY18K 10 months ago
God damnit, you didn't say I needed googley eyes.
laxwolf 1 year ago 7
If this is a robot then so is my car when I put a brick on the gas pedal.
MestUpMime 1 year ago 5
Wow, it can draw what my inner child could draw. Cool. Lol
thejackers7 1 year ago
showing his face closeup when hes doing the key parts doesnt help. show his hands.
thumbs up this
xBonderx 1 year ago 4
Seem like Skynet has still a long way to go!
emirpasic 1 year ago 3
This robot could one day be used in rescue operations.
coolman9999uk 1 year ago 44
@coolman9999uk LOL LOL LOL LOL FACK MEN YOU ARE HILARIOUS LOL
daltonjovel123 7 months ago
Thanks for all your comments, guys.
Thanks to the defenders for flaming the haters.
Thanks to the critics for some particularly funny put-downs (I was crying with laughter by the time I'd finished reading them all).
Tune in for our next robot. For those that want to take part, you simply need to get hold of some spent nuclear fuel rods, a welding kit, and some old fireworks.
Sean O'Neill, New Scientist
oneill40 1 year ago 3
Junk is still junk.
ptiftgt 1 year ago
Give the man a break, you haters, it's not THAT bad. For some, the word "robot" raised expectations too high, but it's still a cheap, fast, and clever way to help people make the transition from merely *watching* videos about complex experiments to going out and actually *building* a simple experiment. If Doc Edgerton or Richard Feynman could've seen this video, I bet they'd give it a thumbs-up. Reading is good. Doing is better. It's not a great video, but it's certainly not a bad one.
willdye 1 year ago
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willdye 1 year ago
This video belongs in a classroom for 8 year olds, not in newscientist..
snivesz32 1 year ago
wtf, i dont even...
Snotlingfondler 1 year ago
is he trying to be kipkay ? plz, leave that to him !
yourtube20061 1 year ago
It would be cool in the heat of summer. I didn't know you could connect a computer fan directly to a 9v battery though
purplemonkeyelephant 1 year ago
Why so many downvotes? This isn't that bad.
Zarhejo 1 year ago
@Zarhejo yea, it is =3
Zormac 1 year ago
constructing a "spirograph" would've been more "crackpotty". then deriving trivial and inconsequential theorems (<- those that has absolutely no practical use) from it would be even better.
these people are those that can only see things in the very superficial layer and can't work with the abstract.
mrdabbleswithpotion 1 year ago
I could figure out exactly what you were going to do after the list of items.
A guy made this same kind of thing a long time ago only it didn't draw and it was made out of a toothbrush.
It was also much cooler.
Wolsk 1 year ago
and this is for why the people want be a scientist xD
Faustoteinmor 1 year ago
man, this guy must have been one bored mofo to come up with this.
robbykhu 1 year ago
macgiver vibrator!
CurryCurry 1 year ago 34
so... um, in theory of course, i could leave the caps of the markers on and have a four pronged dildo? i love new science!
komoonshine 1 year ago
What kinda pointless crap is this? You say it draws... It just put a few pointless scribbles on a piece of paper. I could use less time and less money using my own hand to draw something worth anything.
somegeezer1992 1 year ago
@somegeezer1992 well then, I guess your stuck... oh wait, you dont have to make this.
problem solved
IamHueGraves 1 year ago
@somegeezer1992 It's "process art", of course.
marasmusine 1 year ago
Pretty neat. Thanks for sharing the vid!
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ElectronicDeals 1 year ago
I was expecting to see a house robot that could pick up my junk. In stead I get to see a fan with 4 markers attached to it, spinning slowly around on a sheet of paper. How interesting...
fuunguus 1 year ago 3
@fuunguus
jup me too :(
dersqrc 1 year ago
i can use this for other things, if you know what i mean
Blastomath 1 year ago 3
just because it has "legs" doesnt make it a robot!!!
sgohara 1 year ago
@sgohara robots dont even have to have legs
spymasterwade 1 year ago
@sgohara no where did it say it was a robot becuase of the legs, anything automated can be considered a robot
orangebluemango 1 year ago
pfft! just attach a couple of markers to a vibrator and you're good to go.
vitruvian8807 1 year ago
it just WOBBLES!!!
kennethstudstill 1 year ago
Robot?!?
BTW, the sound is awful - the right channel's intermittant.
nagualdesign 1 year ago
lmao I was ready to defend it but that was one hell of an anti climax. What a load of shit.
mooxim 1 year ago
what shit is that..useless
gonzolano 1 year ago
completely useless so whats the point?
psytrancedan 1 year ago
118 viewers have found better robots in their lint traps
guyontheend 1 year ago
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MrValzen 1 year ago
Excellent a junkbot creating more JUNK!!!!, Scientistvideo? Ooh crap.
t3du 1 year ago
You removed 4/7 blades from the fan, not 2/3. Maths ftw!
robtallent 1 year ago
@robtallent lol
notNEWW 1 year ago
@robtallent 3 is not a factor of 7 so he choose 4 (i.e. 2*2) since 3*2 = 6 which is close to 7. It's a quick solution.
kurniasan 1 year ago
@kurniasan So is it fair to say that pi is equal to exactly 3 because its close to 3.14 and a quick solution?
robtallent 1 year ago
@robtallent dude, he's not answering a test paper, or a quiz... :/
kurniasan 1 year ago
@kurniasan Thanks captain obvious!
robtallent 1 year ago
Hey guys, I just made a Yoghurt robot. I took some yoghurt, poured it over a lawnmower and voila: yoghurt robot.
ttobyg 1 year ago 2
LOL you call that a robot? HAHAHA
ttobyg 1 year ago
Oh, come on, guys. This is childish fun. That's the best kind of fun.
volbla 1 year ago
LOOOOLLL!!!!!!
wallofjustin 1 year ago
not nice..
pubtor 1 year ago
poor, its like fucking art attack but for big boys. New scientist, your classier than this.
GeoffEberle 1 year ago
Wow! It drew Michael J Fox's autograph!
andopolis 1 year ago
cant u use old nokia with vibration ?
iTravelHD 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA oh wow
joellera 1 year ago
The picture looks crappy.
trakkaton 1 year ago
@trakkaton In the comments! It's a bird! It's a plane! NO!
It's CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! ^_^
Magnulus 1 year ago
@Magnulus
Try to make sense next time.
trakkaton 1 year ago
That is cool
farhmoha 1 year ago
so much for science
royalapplepie 1 year ago 4
<3 THE NEW YOUTUBE MEDIA
range2x 1 year ago
Good for 5-6 year olds!
akib89 1 year ago
Bieber and Gaga, for Gods sake! :O
gosucoaching 1 year ago 2
i want to name it scribblebot maybe taking out more fan blades maybe leaving out one or two might make it move more..just an idea!
dsavetark 1 year ago
guess i would rather hook the fan up to some jumper cables and a car battery...good times...
krammit25 1 year ago
@krammit25 Car battery is 12 volts. Computer fans run on the 12V rail in a computer.
No difference.
pringlex 1 year ago
@pringlex PP3 battery is 9 volts. This computer fan isn't in a computer, is it?
nagualdesign 1 year ago
2010 new scientist
korei13 1 year ago
Oh the robot is so realistic! with a nice deep voice, synthetic Caucasian colored skin and everything! The range of motion of his arms, wrist and joints was superb!. I especially like this part: 0:31-0:32 because the robot's movements are so mechanical fast and precise! Wow robots are beginning to teach us how to make simple crafts, soon they will take over youtube and make videos for us!
timofly 1 year ago 2
This is not a science, its called dummies in action!
kaspars986 1 year ago
So I guess this guy would classify a vibrating dildo as a robot too
buckfushes 1 year ago 2
the eyes, the eyes!
microphon3 1 year ago
Squigglebot!
Tripp393 1 year ago
adding a motor to something does not make it a robot.
adding a microcontroller to something makes it a robot :P
mmsayre 1 year ago 2
wtf? just lol
drakenbakken 1 year ago
elastic band some pens to your cell phone, set it to vibrate then call it. same robot
lejink 1 year ago
@lejink Lets see your idea in action. Make a vid!!
FLUSEM666 1 year ago
why is it that MEGA nerds have zero imagination?
Theperfect16 1 year ago
he looks like hes trying too hard to appeal to the science community
webber1991 1 year ago
I like it. Simple project for a kid to get started.
beastlt12 1 year ago 3
i could take 4 markers and hold them all in my hand at once and shake my hand and draw the same picture as this thing. Not very ...Creative... sorry
Nickk388 1 year ago
OW MY EYE!
ThePOKOkitty 1 year ago
He took a bunch of usefull objects and turned them into a useless piece of shit.
Darkfire889 1 year ago 142
@Darkfire889 lol so true
jmm00702 1 year ago
@Darkfire889 gaahahahahaha best thing i read during the day :DDD
Marazuga 1 year ago
@Darkfire889 It takes skill.
justtimeticking 1 year ago
@Darkfire889
nice.
omgLordLituslol 1 year ago
@Darkfire889 Hahahahhahaha, so true!
iambehindthemirror 1 year ago
@Darkfire889 the title DOES have junk in it... lol
Sc0ttPrian 1 year ago
@Darkfire889 No, I think the stuff he used could have been useful at the beginning.
asumazilla 1 year ago
This is fucking stupid...
cuptow555 1 year ago
Well, the IDEA of making robots out of junk is nice.. but that is not a robot. It's a computer fan that jiggles.
Flyborg 1 year ago
Or just put a blindfold on and scribble.
ScottishAtheist 1 year ago 2
awesome!
parturisco 1 year ago
What's with all the fucking morons criticizing every single newscientist video?
Nobody wants your shitty fucking opinion.
GTFO.
Sickshot12 1 year ago 2
Robot- any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.
Drawing is a human skill, is it? Tho, this is not really drawing, but still..
4N0NYM0U557 1 year ago 3
oh more how to vids please
zkjgrty 1 year ago
well that sucks.
0871356005 1 year ago
Da fuck is this shit?
B4IRUTUARU16 1 year ago
What a piece of junk.
bassboi666 1 year ago
define the word "robot" ... please
chris27011986 1 year ago
Honestly, how is this so amazing? A vibrating marker isn't exactly inderesting.
Timmehbob 1 year ago
Okay the idea of this was good, But really? Maybe try something way better than making a vibrating pen holder.
sutty6 1 year ago
How is a computer fan an everyday object?
AquuL 1 year ago
@AquuL You used at least 3 in the PC or laptop you just wrote this comment on. Pretty much everything around you is powered or regulated by a computer using such a fan in a way.
I'd say it's an everyday object.
justl00king69 1 year ago
@justl00king69 I realise that, but you don't handle one everyday.
AquuL 1 year ago
@AquuL I guess that depends on your hobbies and your occupation. Just depends on how you look at it.
justl00king69 1 year ago
@AquuL I've never laid my hands (or eyes!) on the gearbox in my car, but use it every day. How would you define an everyday object?
nagualdesign 1 year ago
@AquuL There are billions of computer fans in the world. I can count 5 of them within 10 feet of where I'm sitting.
You posted your comment using a computer, right?
They're almost as common as hard drives.
nagualdesign 1 year ago
New Scientist, creating a world of MacGyvers
Merlin0ne 1 year ago
What was that? you just destroyed that fan, you could have probably build something much better with that
LTF85199 1 year ago
well that was shit
funk192 1 year ago
cheap trick :|
shaolin21 1 year ago 2
I don't think it's drawing as much as it's scribbling.
GrimSoul66 1 year ago
He's not a fan of tape.
jarvis15 1 year ago
Sounds like a vibrator..... Doesn't look very useful otherwise.
kickit246 1 year ago
I thought he would hotglue small markers onto a fan blade and spin circles.
debit256 1 year ago 2
uh.... STUPID
Pelonetillo 1 year ago 12
why did i watch this, thats right im subscribed to NEW SCIENCE! I was expecting a science video not something i could see on householdhackers. this = lame.
GorbixElite01 1 year ago
@GorbixElite01 Unsubscribe then if you're going to be a little bitch about it
SwizzYtp 1 year ago
@SwizzYtp Awww did i hurt your little feelings butt hurt fan boy cunt.go fuck your self to the this video of your gay assed little "robot".this is the stupidest shit i had seen i quite a wile and you defending it speaks volumes about how functionally retarded your inbreed ass has to be. And why the fuck do you care anyhow, I suggest getting your ugly pimply ass laid,you might find that life has more to offer then complaining about complaints on the internet. You are a fucking tool.
GorbixElite01 1 year ago
I though it was cool
Saruman1000 1 year ago
Since we have an old computer we're gonna recycle and I'm a computer expert, I'll take its cooling fan and I'll make that robot.
FPSLink55 1 year ago
Doesn't really count as a robot, you'd get the same effect taping a few markers to a dildo. Not impressed NS
GofreMcNoodle 1 year ago 3
This is a disgrace to the word "robot". Robots typically do something that is intelligent, this one draws like a 2 year old child. 2 year old children do a lot of things, but very few of them intelligent.
Jarudin 1 year ago
Have you guys seen modern art lately? Its utter shit, but sells for millions
DidntKnowWhatToPut1 1 year ago
not a very smart robot :/
defect530 1 year ago 3
sorry but this was retarded
mtdeezy 1 year ago 3
it liooks cute but not really usefull
tomek123kotek 1 year ago
i like this series... not this certain project, but you guys should do more of these!
VCSandARM 1 year ago
Haha, possibly the most useless thing in this galaxy.
Athaeus 1 year ago 4
wow thanx new scientist! u've revolutionized how lines can be drawn on paper with pens
RigorMortisRabbit 1 year ago
wow nice
runescape3976 1 year ago
I like it...brilliant little device.(;o)))
SpeedySpod 1 year ago
That thing is like totally amazing.
BSEmadcow 1 year ago
Thank you for showing me how to do this?
GhostyFilms 1 year ago
i thought the guys(and girls) are new scientist were actually smart... :s
makmegs 1 year ago 3
@makmegs That is best comment for this video..
LTF85199 1 year ago
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Livenderrr 1 year ago
OMG You're hurting it !! Look how it shivers !!
ShallowThoughts 1 year ago
This would make an excellent school project.
selsuru 1 year ago
a bit random isn't it?
MagicGonza91 1 year ago
i will pay one million dollars for that artwork
meadowsirl 1 year ago
its for americans :D retard fan
amfikz 1 year ago 2
Junk video of a junk robot :|
TheReasonWhyGuy 1 year ago
seems like there should be some logic to a robot...
Poohmaniac 1 year ago 2
@Poohmaniac Seems logical to me.
ShallowThoughts 1 year ago
this seems to be the poorest new scientist video
ZenonDorinPower 1 year ago
Congratulations, you have made a vibrator.
navigatorhat 1 year ago 3
@navigatorhat no no no a _drawing_ vibrator :P
Poohmaniac 1 year ago
this is shit
Discipol 1 year ago 3
Why border making one? It's called Junk robot! You make it call a piece of junk! Who the hell on earth would name something that crap?!
And it really do nothing but drawing random circles!
pchackal 1 year ago 2
mmm useless but funny
stfuuuuuuuuu 1 year ago
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treemantris 1 year ago
What is this I don't even.
soulhunger1 1 year ago 5
0:59 "The battery is now connected"
A wireless battery? :O
Jourei91 1 year ago
lots of laughter =)
jaakkokuu 1 year ago