GUILTY PLEASURES - C.H.U.D.

[iammrmonkey]

I hate the term "Guilty Pleasures". Why the hell should I feel guilty about liking something? Don't like mutant flesh-eating vagrants with green eyes? Well, fuck off and watch something else, and leave me in peace.

[Tubyubber]

I mean after about 20 minutes we basically knew exactly what happened, but the rest of the movie they still treat it like a John Grisham story or something, where two folksy guys try to uncover a conspiracy.

[Tubyubber]

I mean after about 20 minutes we basically knew exactly what happened, but the rest of the movie they still treat it like a John Grisham story or something, were two folksy guys try to uncover a conspiracy.

[mindstormsabrewin]

You'd think that kid would show some interest in the fact that her dad just got eaten by a glowing eyed monster. She looks like she's falling asleep watching an international trade negotiation on PBS. PRETEND you care, kid!

[smjjohnson]

I'd bang that host

[Nitaus56]

S.H.I.T.

[TheJcp1234]

I have this DVD.

[freebird4481]

jake gyllenhaal at 1:19. LMFAO!!!

[x8xasdf]

@freebird4481 LOL OMG YES!

[KISSfan567]

Can you say "Cheesey"?

[aoepanda1980]

C.H.U.C.K.Y.

[MahMahAfro3000]

Fuckin' homeless, always tryin to clean ur windshield, and beg for change, and eat you alive.... git a jaaawb!!!

And oh yeah, my 'Guilty Pleasure' would be to sock this dumb bitch in the face...

[Vladi306]

Not bad lookin' monsters though.

[smeagle9999]

lol fat joke

[DonaDiabla24]

John Goodman was so thin and this film isnt bad...it had great monsters!

[Ericzeppe]

So, he wasent born fat!!?? That´s hard to digest

[Warrloker]

C.R.U.D.

[Skulldini]

Well hell ! John Goodman has been in WORSE shit than THIS movie ! Like, remember those two anti-classics Anachrophobia and King Ralph ( and boy did it make me want to RALPH !! ) ? Hell, for that matter, even that obnoxious sitcom Roseane ( on which he'd evenualy made his name ) turned MY stomache more than this C.H.U.D. ever did !! Dumb cunt !!

[RunRabid]

@Skulldini What the fuck are you talking about? Arachnophobia was awesome! John Goodman's character MADE the movie.

[Skulldini]

@RunRabid Well King Ralph for damn sure !

[luvdady]

@Skulldini

thinks I had completely forgot about ralph lol. 12 years of therapy down the tube!

[laceyschism]

@Skulldini, while i like your ralph joke, its fairly obvious that Araichnophobia has withstood the test of time a little better than this flick, sir

cheers

[Skulldini]

@laceyschism Actually, I think they'r both kind of entertaining, however stupid, movies.

[zombie161]

iam glad they put this on dvd

[Skulldini]

Oh hell !! John Goodman has done worse shit than THIS movie !! Like remember those anti-classics King Ralph and Anachrophobia ?!! Hell, for that matter, even that obnoxious sitcom Roseane ( in which he'd made his name )turned MY stomache more than THIS movie ever did !!

[boy18inva]

Stupid tourist! That C.H.U.D. needed to use the phone and just got tired waiting for him to get done with his phone call!

[frantic1971]

Hilarius!

[loveupskirts]

john goodman- last film- the oscar winning - 'the big lebowski'

her last film.......?????

[AcidJack1973]

CHUD is actually a pretty damn good movie, if you can forgive it's low budget fx and and uneven acting. It's tongue-in-cheek silly but still manages to have a fair amount of suspense. An 80s horror movie that actually DESERVES to be remade.

[eytim]

it is going to be remade by rob zombie supposedly

[zombie161]

really?

if there is i hope they do a alright job

[Slyther83]

lol john goodman and daniel stern in this

[terri808]

They should make another C.H.U.D movie, but have the guys who designed the "DOOM" monsters make the chud.

[04wyJBaines]

that looks sooooooooo crap.

[TTBSFilms]

I always assumed in a fight between John Goodman and a C.H.U.D., it would be a draw. Damn. I just wasted thirty dollars betting on that.

[fearofthemind]

This movie kicks ass!

[RipJack645]

i don't know, this one looks good

[Nanaman12345]

That lady's pretty stupid.

[TheFearChamber]

Awful segment to a highly enjoyable movie. The woman here obviously hadn't seen it and has no right to insult a fine actor such as John Goodman.

[FourFliesDVD]

Agreed!

[Ltwoulf]

i agree. shes stupid as all hell.

[Tubyubber]

@TheFearChamber what's your problem, Rogert Ebert? it's a movie about mutated flesh-eating humans in New York's sewers.

and yeah, it is highly enjoyable if you enjoy monster movies with about 1 and a half minutes of monsters in them. sure the dialogue and storyline are well written and all, but it's not a fucking Paul Thomas Anderson movie.... sure Daniel Stern and John Heard were good in it but I still wanted to see more of the creatures.

[futurekill77]

@TheFearChamber John Goodman IS, THE MAN.  This bitch is a bitch, but trying to be funny. Fail. Nuff said.

[ShadowofHanzo]

It could have been the caliber of Alien or even better if it would have had better writers.

[delltardboy]

thats exactly what i said!! they could have put daniel stern and john heard or one of them at least in a sequel or even two more and made it like alien how sigourney was like the expert at fighting them cuz shes faced them before. i mean come on this would have been a perfect movie to make that way why the hell did they have to ruin it with fucking stupid bud the chud i dont even consider that a chud movie in my eyes theres only one CHUD and thats the one that actually is scary and isnt stupid

[frankmilitary]

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

C.H.U.D.

[BigMeatyChud]

No the literal meaning of the word Chud means a big steamy pile of crap or a big penis. Now this movie isn't 100% inaccurate in the term, as the monster resembles a chud.

[EvyanG1990]

thats a chode

[politicalanomaly]

nooo...

if you read clearly you see that the first definition is not of a big steamy pile, or penis. But the chud itself is an actual term

stupid chudley :)

[rapperforfree]

How stupid of them to talk about how John Goodman is so fat now.

That was a major insult at the end.

But anyways, the movie does look pretty cool for its time. Hope to see it someday.

[fatboyyy08]

john is a ledge