Gods of Porcelain and Plumbing Part 3

[baramartin]

This is weird (not the video)! I got this vid sent to me from a UK-friend (?) on youtube, who apparently found me via my clip of Laurie Anderson, from when she was here in Sweden some time ago. And in your video, Jim from USA appears, whom I actually met in the UK, at a gig some years ago. So tell me... How could we happen to 'meet' here again?! LOL! Who are you people, both in the UK and the US, etc etc?! LOL! I guess there's just one thing to say: The ways of God are inscrutable! :) (Hi Jim!)

[maninwhitedress]

JIm Napier is actually my friend. He helped me do this film. You probably saw him part of a Gary NUman tour.

[baramartin]

Yep, that's right, it was a Numan gig. Nice to meet you all! :)

[mistertakahashi]

crazy thanks for sharing

[RobAr1s]

oh man! this is so funny. Is good to laugh about those little things we do every day and we don't pay attention at. Thanks for putting a smile on my face every time I see a toilet. :^D

[maninwhitedress]

But remember it is blessed, my friend.

[dumbblondepagan]

OK, so I can practice my Rolfing in it?

[dumbblondepagan]

I think it is like a Baptismal Experience!

[maninwhitedress]

That's what the light said.

[Amaya370]

GOoD^^ Very very fantasticc^^****

[maninwhitedress]

I try my wacky chicken best.

[ifuqdyurmom]

fukkin outstanding!!!!

[maninwhitedress]

fukkin is a strong word.

[monstersitophil]

:D hahaha i see the life!!! $29.95

[maninwhitedress]

And this my friend is not a rip off.

[johnhupert]

I want more...i am becoming a believer.

[maninwhitedress]

It's through believing and holding your breath, soon you will take over the world, but you have to concentrate and focus, that is the only way.

[Clobberbob55]

I can't wait for more.

This is really great stuff. I love it.

[maninwhitedress]

More, I'll give you more, that's all I have is more.

[anikakarin]

I think I'm beginning to see the light. I scrubbed my Crapper with a holy product, it began to shine, and I saw the presence of the Lord God Almighty, on a Mountain Top. Magnificent continuation of Gods of Porcelain and Plumbing. I believe, now, I truly believe! What a hilarious and inspiring masterpiece! I now understand why Jesus was wearing a white dress in Part II.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes I see, you understand, you now know every thing. I have you at the seat of your pants or dress or whatever your wearing today. ha ha ha ha

[Benjabola]

Reminds me of Requiem for a Dream. Also, I throughly enjoy the part with the large pants.

[maninwhitedress]

What large Pants. What you be talking about?

[icecity1978]

that's entertainment.

[maninwhitedress]

Is it really sir, or is it invisible sense of humor stuff.

[yummymayo]

i love to learn about toilets!!!!

[maninwhitedress]

feel your toilet, touch your toilet, be one with your very special toilet.

[Majacurihento]

29.95! why not 30!!lol

[maninwhitedress]

You know, it's the american way SIR!

[FromTheSeaEntertain]

i saw the light! for only 29.95! and i'm willing to pay to see it again too

[maninwhitedress]

2nd buyers 3 dollars.

[maninwhitedress]

It's true, all true and it happens backwards and forwards and all over the place. Let the magic out! Let it out now!!!

[noochprod]

je ne comprends pas tous les dialogues mais je trouve l'idee geniale bravo les ARTISTES...

[maninwhitedress]

Like so many beautiful spanish words I see infinity like bananas.

[MisericordeConcern]

Just twenty-nine point nine-five pieces of silver for your soul.

[maninwhitedress]

Do you want it, because I think you want it.

[thecainers]

I've seen the light too, only 29.95 lol great performance =)

[maninwhitedress]

cheap right? Who's buying you, me, the monkey's?

[hopeonatenspeed]

i have seen the light!

the beautiful reflected light!

[maninwhitedress]

And it's strong, it gives everybody morning sickness. Grueling back pain and way too much Vitamin D.

[maracm]

nice nice :) i like the original approach and the strong critic of the religion but most of all your insane comments on this page :) he he

[maninwhitedress]

The comments came out my but just yesterday.

[7spadesproductions]

haha "Died for our shit" haha this is great.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes it's a smelly thing, but it happens.

[toshinalee]

toilet is great invention of human being

[maninwhitedress]

It's true it changed the world. It made us all lazy fart asses. but there is a cure. Soccer.

[DebZoid]

what do you do if you find a no. 2 poo that looks like a saint?? Flush it or worship it? Is it a manifestation of the divine or an infestation of the man? Can Man in White Dress answer these philosophical questions - has he a pipeline to the Gods of Plumbing?

Will be constipated until part 4!

[maninwhitedress]

Well you have to put it in a jar and worship of course. It's the way the world works.

[oiooioo000]

what's a difference between japanese toilet and american toilet? it's length of plumbing curved. toilet plumbing in japan is longer than that in us. why? it depends a length of excrement. in other word, quantity of dietary fiber. it decides a length of excrement. so need longer plumbing in japan. toilet has been designed according to habit of eating style in each country. I learned it in the class of ethnology. peace

[maninwhitedress]

Interesting.

[medicinesocks]

i remember trying to write papers in college. the excrementalist school of academic prose.

[maninwhitedress]

post some samples, enlighten us all.

[medicinesocks]

lol! none survive. i lost funding after my first year of college, had to leave school so i dumped all my schoolwork in the potomac. i wasn't being very ecology minded in the moment- or forward thinking for that matter; twould be a hoot to see that stuff today, you're right! but i was just being dramatic, holding a midnight funeral at sea (well, at river) for my lost academic life

[medicinesocks]

youre so inspiring, maninthewhitedress

[maninwhitedress]

I try my best, together everybody will try their best.

[medicinesocks]

nostalgic kinda teevee poopoo wee wee surrealisme but yes i like it because the man is cute and bearded and seems good hearted after all even though he keeps plowing people's heads into the crapper. whoops i'm having a vision! i'm looking down into the smelly hole. the crap sluices down the sweet slippery tubes of porcelain poopurveyance and the poo gets mixed with sawdust and dung beetles egypt-o hybrid scarab bacteria which digests and repoos it anew, a sweet olorous mulch to heal slag heaps!

[maninwhitedress]

You have just written the most creative comment of all time.  You have upgraded the stakes, others have no choice but to follow.

[NatureLoveGirl]

this is so freaky.. reminds me of requiem of a dream where they show the game show... very cool. weird too.. criticizing society a bit? i'd like u go further now... something more relatable in 2009s time.

[maninwhitedress]

are you saying I'm old, like an old fart. I'm sad now very sad.

[NatureLoveGirl]

no i think it's great. just forget about it. keep up the awesome work.

[maninwhitedress]

Don't forget it, think about it, change it, become it. update it relive it.

[maninwhitedress]

yeah I know when you see it that's just it you see it and so it just becomes normal. so you see the light and it's not suppose to come out of a radioactive computer screen but it does.

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

I see the light! I see the light! trust me...I see it

[kentjames81]

I like this one very much. It makes me feel really nice.

[maninwhitedress]

Nice! Nice! Nice now you're scaring me!!!!

[thedruggames]

just put my foot in the toilet... stairway to heaven.

[maninwhitedress]

One foot at a time, one step without a crime.

[thedruggames]

this appeals to us.... crapper and fowler are legends in the lav.... nice work

[maninwhitedress]

This is true with or without, the crapper is real, the crapper is strong.

[misterfishermaan]

0:03 is a good idea for tv interactive service that allows you to censor out any unexpected tv moments of vomiting that put you off your dinner

[maninwhitedress]

The dinner that I will not eat over again.

[misterfishermaan]

green light left side of screen warning of vomitting scene

[maninwhitedress]

there was no vomiting, it never happened, why are you making up stories again?

[misterfishermaan]

never happened? phew! i was eating me dinner

[Awwa1]

Uh-Oh! I don't like the way this is heading! I mean I believe in the porcelean god as much as the next feller! But I don't want to look into its stinky, its inky depths, all the way to infinity!  No, not never again! Er, or at least not until next Friday night, LOLz!

Peace, Yeow!

Amen!

\A/

[maninwhitedress]

It's the only way to redeem yourself. The only way.

[maninwhitedress]

I must be a pagan then.

[adriiisffe]

Yes, you are the whore of babylon. Flush that poop down your........

[maninwhitedress]

I ain't a whore I'm the Man in the white dress. And I have pennies, lots of pennies and you want them all because A penny a day makes you dumber if you keep eating them. SO PLEASE STOP EATING THE PENNIES. Wacka wacka. Not that you are, your just eating meatball head. He's gone to, everybodies gone, nobody sticks around when Mr. meatball head is around. If only Jenny liked him better. But Jenny and Johnny and David too they did really like him, because It all comes back to smelling.

[adriiisffe]

$29.99? That is a pretty good deal.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes and it's for your enlightenment.

[adriiisffe]

It is time to take a crap.

[maninwhitedress]

Well do it, but don't smell, the lord doesn't like smelly people and you smell the worst of all!!!!!!!!!!!! Salute to the anit-hippy hippy who's not a hippy but a man of much knowledge and brain teasing.

[1ertia]

pure awesomeness;D

[maninwhitedress]

why what do you mean? What kind of awesomeness? I need answers, be a little more specific. Pleaseeeeee

[EdoZamboni]

Thanks for pointing out the passage.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes it's simple and it's made out of clay.

[FatWagar]

I am beginning to see the light!

[maninwhitedress]

If you see it, be it, walk into it. Let it become your essence, who you are THE LIGHT THE LIGHT!!!

[Dorykitty400]

lol that was hilarious!!!!

[maninwhitedress]

The toilet is hilarious!!!!! Praise the toilet!!!