Peep Show S02E02 P02

[Rentaghost76]

Peep show sadly sold out to political correctness in this episode. The liberal media establishment have to bash anyone who loves their country and doesn't want it swamped with third world immigrants and people of different races and cultures. I thought Mitchell & webb were cleverer than this, but I guess not.

Can we ever have a true white english patriotic character portrayed not as a buffoon or nasty person on tv???

[nellymollymay]

@Rentaghost76 you're a racist cunt mate. He IS a nasty person, he's using words like 'paki' which is very offensive. FUCK OFF AND GO TO A WAR TORN COUNTRY AND GET BLOWN UP DICKHEAD.

[booley]

@Rentaghost76 yeah it's a shame there aren't more positive racist role models on tv.

[ChainReaction666]

11 people are too good for the cone...

[babybooo2]

"and it's cool and 'Ali G' and I'm just an old stick in the mud" haha

[SaulMeyersz]

why the hell do people bring up the war..

we were all heros fighting against the bad guys. .

and the good guys won..

thats it..

[lockeyourcock]

From 5:40 to 7:10 is the most brilliant piece of comedy ever. When we hit mass extinction, I want this written on cave walls for future generations. This minute and a half embodies what we are as a species.

[bongoembargo]

"Are you sure it wasn't, just, racial horseplay?"

[Lalagurrl1]

"The longer the note, the more dread." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[numbcore]

@Lalagurrl1 lmaoo

[UtopiaMinor666]

i love Hans's powerful sense of DREAD lmao!!!!

[Slotzan]

Americans came in late as usual and did squat.

[SaulMeyersz]

@Slotzan haha . the war was with you fags..we werent supposed to be involved .but we saw how you couldnt take care of thing so we had to go in there in kick ass the proper way.

and whats this late as usual ?

[Slotzan]

@SaulMeyersz try to pay harder attention in history class or are you dumbasses still taught that everyone in the globe looks up to american morons?

[SaulMeyersz]

@Slotzan jealous i see.. .try as you might you will never change history .deal with it.

you tossing wanking puff.

live in denial if it helps you sleep better at night..

[Slotzan]

@SaulMeyersz Yah I'm extremely jealous that michelle bachmann isn't running for office here. A tossing wanking puff? Been watching too much peep show mate you're sounding british and your american chaps wouldn't like that the xenophobic pricks.

[yatter1]

@SaulMeyersz Which regiment did you fight with oh hero mine?

[SaulMeyersz]

@yatter1 i respect those who fought in the war..

i dont demean the heroic work they did.

whether they be british russian or american.

thats why im disappointed when the allies make such disparaging comments.

and the the war had nothing to do with the americans. but we joined in cause we knew it be disastrous for the world if germany had won.

[yatter1]

@SaulMeyersz Your view of history is a little skewed, The US joined the war because of Japan´s imperialist ambitions and because they attacked first not because they thought Germany might´ve won.

[SaulMeyersz]

@yatter1 1st . the americans knew japan was going to attack.

and they let it happen it was their excuse for getting into the war. that is a proven fact.

the australians actually warned wilson about the attack. but the president needed the japanese to make the first attack. Wilson show aggresion to the japanase., he halted all americans imports of petrol, he frozed all their assest in the states,he made public loans to china and provided aid the briitsh, etc. look up genius.

[yatter1]

@SaulMeyersz OK, so apparently you DO know a little of the history, so why did you spout lies to begin with?

[SaulMeyersz]

@yatter1 lmao. .looks how talking

[yatter1]

@SaulMeyersz Pray do enlighten me, which lie are you referring to?

[severinious]

OH FUCK, OH PISS, oh crums.

[theyforcedmetosignup]

You can literally read the entire script for the show if you just read the comments.

WTF YOU GUYS

[ProducShuns]

"HEIL HITLER"

"uh.. heil..."

[Hufflepuffish]

is this...real now?

[fowad27]

what the hell? Darryl was a racist, yet somehow didn't object to eating in an indian restaurant? there must have been a mixup at the script factory.

[Nexius8]

@fowad27 Free is free :)

[tewson1278]

Cracks me up they write it like they are truly doing real zone out thoughts such as "I wish the were all robots....I wish I was a robot...bet I could punch through walls" Just fantastic writing and shows real human thinking filled with tangents and things completely unrelated to whats going on.

[ChristopherDone]

Oh, crumbs.

[dinkydoug]

what's Daryls accent?

[Stormtjakka]

Actually Alan Turing did make a good participation during the invasion. Sadly he got arrested and poisoned by the british government cuz he was a homosexual

[Nexius8]

@Stormtjakka Well he wasn't poisoned. But he was bullied to the point where he commited suicide. Somehow that is sadder than a murder.

[Stormtjakka]

@Nexius8 They injected female hormones into him that made him grow breasts..That's poison imo XD. Afterwards he comitted suicide by taking a bite from an apple with cyanide on it. This is why the logo of 'Apple' is an apple with a bite in it. To honor him

[Nexius8]

@Stormtjakka Ah think were quibbling over details. But technically he did comit suicide, even though he was driven to it. A tradgic loss in either case.

[Stormtjakka]

@Nexius8 Yes so first he was poisoned and than he killed himself with poison ergo suicide ;)

[SeventhEve]

RACIST CARROTS. The lot of you.

[TL23100]

Oh fuck! Oh piss. Oh crumbs.

[Chrijz]

The usual political correctness propaganda...

[jillaaree]

We get limited programming on BBC America.......I wish they would show this program more often on that channel. I love this show! Super Hans is too funny with the crack pipe!

[jillaaree]

We get limited programming on BBC America.......I wish they would show this program more often on that channel. I love this show!

[sumoni]

@jillaaree all we get is stupid reality tv shows...the UK VERSION. Where's the sketch comedies?!!

[CultureCunt]

OOOOOOOOOOO TO GOOD FOR THE CONE ARE WE?!

[t4si0r]

/waves Hail.

[johnyottpot]

the girl in the next to jeff at the table is so fit

[Adalbert101]

i just LOVE Jez´s soundtrack

[highway234]

@Adalbert101 "they're coming for you, they're gonna get you..."

jesus, i'm crying. it's so bad it actually IS a little scary.

[darkhol]

Wow you guys should learn to use the reply button. Really hard to follow your retarded rants over multiple pages.

[RougePakMing]

four naan jeremy, four? that's insane

I've been using that phrase for about 2 years now it never gets old

[tkdchile21]

exactly, i mean, all we're saying is england for the english, right?.........u mean, germany for the germans, u mean...

[Yedaddy1234]

I knew Darrel was too good to be true...

[belisariusorb]

@Yedaddy1234 The fact that he's into mindless vandalism could have given you a clue

[FegeleinsRevenge]

Maybe I should confront him again... more.

[devinmusicman]

hrmm weird. at 2:13 Super Hans plays a B - but the note sounding is a C. Someone crew assistant must have been playing with the transpose button.

[dirtyflapper]

lol Alan, the boss is so fkking funny ... the way he talks

[zezozose]

four naans, jeremey? that's insane

[roodeey]

"Too good for the cone, are we?"

[Trig242]

"The car alarms, the cash points..."

aaaand we've switched gears. LMAO

[idiaitatisarkoudas]

I'm even boring when I'm a nazi! Hahahahaha!!!!! Mark's the guy!

[stglhor1zon]

Powerful sense of dread

[squidboyslim]

"Racist Horseplay" LOL!

[seaniesharko]

four naan jeremy? four? that's insane. lol

[Calyx540]

hahah, "WATCH OUT THEYRE GONNA GET YOU. THEYRE GONNA GET YOU BABY, THEYRE COMING AFTER YOU"

[JensGall02]

holy shizzle, their music is shit

it's hilarious

go on super hans

smoke your crack :D

[WKaliberr]

yes superhans is god

[langtongirl]

that's my favorite line "four nans, Jez. four? that's insane."

[youtubinaway]

Heil Hitler!

Darrell, Yknow your not suppose to do that.

[seinnessmith]

"oh fuck! oh piss! oh crumbs!"

hahahaaa

[LJAXD]

Johnson is such a man.

[NotFilmSchool]

i love the way he says 'bonding session'

[claudeval]

I love how S-Hans analogizes not being able to smoke crack while recording with having to wear a suit and tie. LOL

[FirstCandidate2Hate]

watch out, they're coming after you...

[mikezdazda]

shut up about who saved who in WWII. what the fuck does that have to do with peep show? and just to tell you guys, it was kind of a team effort in WWII. take out any of the allied forces, and there's a good chance they would have lost. no one here was in the war, so i don't see how you think you can go around saying 'we saved you're ass, be grateful'  countries are just a piece of land. it doesn't make the people in it any better. so shut the fuck up, and enjoy the show. end rant =]

[Stevokhan]

British, American, who cares when floss is boss.

[Cloudgauntlet]

Very well said. :]

[BloodyInsane]

@mikezdazda i couldn't agree more mate =)

[xraycortina]

@mikezdazda Amen to that, buddy.

[Endorband]

@mikezdazda

USSR saved all of your asses! That's a fact.

[nowwithmorekick]

@mikezdazda The Americans helped in the war but the Russians already killed off more of the Nazis then anyone and they were already losing pretty bad when the US invaded France to get a foot hold into Germany.Hitler would have lost even if the US didn't help granted they may have sped it up a bit and helped save some lives but because It was the US that was there when Hitler killed him self all Americans seem to think it was because of the US WW2 was won by the allies.

[289755]

craig mcc you're a moron. i'm british and i know the americans saved us from getting beat. you clearly have no understanding of history whatsoever. and as for the fat jibes. have you been out to the average high street, we're the fattest country in europe by a country mile. You clearly have to much time on your hands and dilusions of superiority. Britain is a laughing stock and you're clearly jealus of america's accomplishments.

[Engeldinho]

You're not British though, are you? "getting beat"? Nice one.

[akhena7en]

oh, and PS: obvious troll is obvious :)

[puzokutya]

You can get hand jobs in the UK army?

I'm there dude!

[craigmcc13]

americans love to Live the high life, no one blames you after joining in WW2 after it was more or less won any way then claiming all the glory maybe if you yanks had stopped sucking each other off, eating burgers and calling each other "dude" then maybe you wouldn't of got annihilated by the Vietnamese huh??

Oh you bloody (British colonized) American's make me laugh when i see you all killing your self with junk food and being the fattest country in the world. Please don't stop eating :D

[TrevorSurfsBetter]

or you could just live your own life craigmcc13 and not bust a nut on someone elses.

[BobbyDuwitz]

Oh, come on. We're all the same. It's not like any of us were actually in the wars, or had any part. You're just spouting a lot of stereotypes. People are happy here. Just like people are happy in the U.K. Just like anywhere. We're all people.

[jimmyinchains]

@akhena7en ROFL

[raissac]

I love it how Mark always manages to get away with all his insanity bursts. Wish life was more like that.

[KooTheDancer452]

OH FUCK!!!

oh piss.

oh crumbs...

[jlim2397]

"Racist horseplay"

lol

[FanoMessan]

Alan Johnson has the smoooooothest voice.

[canislupuslupus]

What the hell am I doing? I'am never gonna get this paper done...

[cripsmccripple]

Oooooooohhh!! Too good for the CONE now are we??

[uncgurl0913]

the longer the note the longer the dread

[katyloveday]

Im the waitress in the back ground at frankie and bennys!!!!

[graveey]

lol

[hurricaneUK]

Yeah lets not make sweeping generalisations about millions of people or anything else so silly.

[ineedtherapyquick]

Agreed. I love how that is always the comeback for Americans. WELL YOU'RE FAT.

I saw just as many waddling asses in London as I did in Florida

[couchman15]

superhands is god

[kickittome70]

"Hands, Superhands"

[moscowman08]

oh piss!!!

[rippa17]

fuck the global jewish conspiracy bastards, our eyes r wide open

[bainesjake]

What?

[hiphophero4u]

I really have no idea what you are talking about..... I live in the USA .... have visited and lived in the UK for extended periods of time ....... I saw more fat and obese people in the UK than I ever have here in California........ oh well

[Alesalad]

i well agree.

[akhena7en]

at least we don't have chavs here. :)

[ACTM90]

I'd rather have chavs. Chavs generally stay in their own little scummy chav areas.

Whereas fat cunts move about all over the place. Driving in their cars of course, they won't walk. Most humans feel physically sick when they see your whale-sized Americunts.

[clarisa07anko]

Really? woah thats interesting :O

[LtnSarge]

It has been said before:

Arguing over the internet is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

[tredwest]

Even if you are arguing about who won what at the special Olympics?

[DiamondSoul]

3 more beers for the three musketeers?

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[graveey]

ye exactly everyne shut the fuk up, people who argue on youtube are examples of the idiots and dickheads in the owrld

[joshbeanyboy]

4 nan jeremy? 4.. that insane.

[aliensexgangchildren]

(continued) about us? "oh americans are so fat and stupid" like britain isn't full of fatties and idiots also, we only have more because we have more people so shut your fuckin mouth and quit generalizing a whole nation you've probably never even been to. the "bad guys" aren't just the american government, it's all of the western world trying to build some one world government, the british government is no exception, the point is enjoy the show and quit making it america vs. britain, it's dumb

[Queenmania2007]

I can say that I've been to America twice in the past three months, and all of the people there are lovely, regardless of size ^_^

[aliensexgangchildren]

the 2nd election bush won because people are scared sheep and they thought these "terrorists" were just waiting to attack again and that bush somehow would stop it....its very disappointing that people will give up common sense and liberty for safety, i mean the patriot act even existing is proof of what scared sheep people are....and about all this anti-american shit that comes up on brit show comments...if you hate america so much why the fuck do you study everything about us and talk nonstop

[Matmerismo]

Peep Show- funniest sitcom ever!

'You see the longer the note, the more dread.'

'Now were workin, its not ok for me to smoke on crack?'

LMAOOO!

[TheSPT]

Oh Fuck! Oh Piss! Oh Crumbs.

One of my favorite quotes.

[Welloiledcog]

She's lovely 8:50 - 8:51

[finalgbster]

Oh so now were working I cant have a nice smoke of crack

[ross1088]

lets lose the cone!

[kellyjelly1235]

is, this, real,...now?

[ffishfinger]

four naans jeremy, four naans? ...that's insane.

ahaha, I lol'd.

[BlimBlam1977]

lOL Me too!

[brophala]

Oh fuck! Oh piss! Oh crumbs!

[noisecape]

"heil hitler"

"you KNOW you're not supposed to do that"

[jimdoe18]

"4 naan jeremy, 4, that's insane"

[noisecape]

tbf, 4 naan, 4, is insane.

[yapoozaa]

"Anyone who thinks Jewish people are trying to control the world is a racist" - Correct!! Zionists are not a race.. they are a political subversive group that happened to hide under the umbrella of the Jewish people for the safety against criticism it granted and also to take the reparation funds given after the war.

[noisecape]

WELL SAID YAPOOZAA!

u know your stuff, check out my video 'revealing zionist quotes' ;)

[Taramriel]

I'm British and I intend to rule the world, please add that to your quotes list.

[noisecape]

well you can get behind me, then.

[BobbyRice2]

Get in line with America first, tbh. Baha.

[noisecape]

nah, they owe me about 6 trillion dollars.

[BobbyRice2]

I'm sure they'd have no problem giving you that 6 trillion to be honest mate, after selling weapons to iraq - for ALOT. That made alot of money for the American nation.

What made more money though, was invading Iraq & getting all that money back, + SHIT tons of oil.

Just send em a page, if they say they don't have it, they're lying!

[BobbyRice2]

Soz, sorta forgot to state the obvious.

The reason they invaded Iraq was because they had weapons. ... That they sold them.

[noisecape]

an illuminist will tell you that the real reason for the Eagle striking Iraq was that it was striking at the HEART OF CIVILISATION....BABYLON.

Oil comes second.

[noisecape]

it'd be all too easy to blame America for everything, retard government that they have (btw the CIA has admittedly taken more lives than Hitler's holocaust did, since it's inception!)

anyway, globalism is the true problem, the people who are spearheading the globalist movement are the enemy of humanity. and it's because of them we are screwed, and in part because we, the people, fell into their lending trap!

[paz2001]

americans are fags, just leave it there plz

[breezeit77]

bit of a generalization dont you think. Millions of people that live in america cant be 'fags' as you put it just cos of where they live. I know loadz of americans that are decent people.

everything isnt just black and white.

[paz2001]

lol

[JohnEffingsworth]

Decent people, yes, some maybe (most are Christians, which are not decent people). But they're a bunch of idiots. They voted George Bush in, TWICE, even after he cheated the first time. And that's majority vote.

[jonno2019]

for naans Jeremy?! four?! that's insane! ROFL

[iamjohn89]

"yeah well if you leave now dont ever fuckin fream ov summin back" looooooooool superhans is a beast

[matty78920]

in the new series i hope mark gets reeeally drunk

that would be hilarious

[Daisiedfootsteps]

That would be fantastic. I have an unhealthy obsession with him. :)

[WKaliber1]

we need to create a powerful sense of dread... the longer the note the more dread

SuperHans is a fucking legend

[hmu05313Indo]

'sure it wasnt just racist horseplay'

[bapepro]

hahaha

"too good for the cone are we?" geez this is quality peep show comedy!!

[dumpel]

Oh fuck!

Oh pis.

Oh crumbs..

=p

[Piercedpixie56]

' you mean am I a racist? '

Haha!

[Tesco38]

4 naan Jeremy, 4 naan! that's insane.

[baehj2915]

ooooh, mark is unbelievably lovely. he's like a child all excited he's got a new friend and can't even tell he's terrible racist. definitely not racist horseplay.

this show is awesome.

[mikehunt69999o]

OF FUCK. OF PISS. OH CRUMBS. LOL

[MorrisTheTaurus]

4 naan, Jeremy/ 4 naan/ That's insane.

[Emoticonia]

" Lets look at the american stereotypes.. they're the fattest nation in the world.."

I read that we Americans had been surpassed by Australians recently and were no longer the fattest. The writer mentioned we can still see our Florida.

[DJBeDE]

According to a letter from nutritionist Rosemary Stanton in the Herald today, this story is bullshit; apparently the heaviest men and women are both from Nauru, the next five spots are all pacific islands. Australian women rank 44th fattest, and our men are 12th. The US ranks 7th for men.

[oddonejon]

did you know the highest of population of any single 'group' of people in america is obese people who outnumber any other group 3 to 1 =D

[AtTheApostasy]

that's a very interesting statistic but it is subjectively pointless.

[oddonejon]

Whats wrong? Are you an obese american?

[adv1k]

someone told me the "white ppl" group is much bigger and so is the "human being group" and the group of ppl who "enjoy TV" and possibly "internet users" dumbfuckkk

[oddonejon]

Ok first 'white people' otherwise known as Caucasians is a RACE not a GROUP. And human beings are a SPECIES. And you'll find there are actually still more obese people than people who enjoy TV because all obese people will almost definatly also enjoy TV and the same goes for internet users. So how did you say it? Oh yeah... dumbfuckkk

[adv1k]

lol go waste someone elses time you fat fuck

[oddonejon]

Oh Im sorry I've outsmarted you so you've resorted to insults. And btw I believe it is you who are wasting my time. So why don't YOU go waste someone else's time you silly little shit

[MikefromMadrid]

I hate the irish

potato eating monkeys

[tselspa]

Go fuck yourself :D

[SeanNinetyOne]

I am aware of that, cinematicfanatic.