OMFG - Skyrim - Horse vs Dragon EPIC!

[XxVampyValentinexX]

I just got this game, I bought Ally and she runs away everytime i get attacked. She can't even stand up to wolves. Why is Jesse's horse so much better than mine. :(

[GamingExpert97]

I tell you a sure way to kill a dragon. Forst shout to it with dragonrend, then shoot my ebony bow with daedric arrows to it's face (btw 100 archery) and let my follower finish it with her giant's club.

And how much time did it take? 30 seconds from the shout to the soul absorb.

[WoWCuirddan]

DragonBorn turns into DragonF*cked :P

[MrNiickzz]

Shadowmere is the strongest!

[DRAGOMASTER69]

Horses regenerate 5hp/sec thts y.

[Tactomanify]

When i wondered the mountains nearby Winterhold, i saw a horse getting atacked by dragon, i mounted it and we escape its a wild horse i mean its not for sale, and now every time when i fast travel to any location he is there, and i dont know the rason but that is freaking awesome, btw i got at least 13 14 shouts to deal with this EPIC creatures :))

[Keyonne88]

My horse does that... And so far, despite the onslaught of damage delt to him, he has yet to die to anything short of me jumping off a cliff.

[MrDigitalairsoft]

I want that fucking horse

[Arsa1986]

LOL! Dragonhorse! :)

[FaxingVenomDubstep]

Dohvakiin or in their tongue, Dragonborn.......Fus Ro Dah!!!!!! HEEE ha Dis da doha miha moha

[DragonLeannan]

Allie, the most badass horse in Skyrim. QUAKE IN FEAR DRAGON BITCHES!!!

[MrZDirector]

I gotta start playing Skyrim again, kill me some dragons

[modernwarfare9294]

Man how come ice dragon is sooo weak in this game? I mean whenever I fight ice dragon it does less or no damage to me at all when it using ice breath, but fire. Fire does tons of damage to me. By the way my character is Nord.

[SympackLaboratories]

@modernwarfare9294 Nords have 50% resistance to any Ice-based magical damage.

[modernwarfare9294]

@SympackLaboratories Which Race has more resistance to fire damage?

[SympackLaboratories]

@modernwarfare9294 Dunmer or Dark Elf has 50% resistance to fire. However if your are looking for magic resistance i would just go with breton because they have 50% resistance to any magical damage which is pretty god-damn awesome.

[modernwarfare9294]

@SympackLaboratories When i start a new game and try to create Dunmer, it doesn't show up in the character select screen.

[randomguy666uk]

@modernwarfare9294 they're also called Dark elves

[34meph]

@modernwarfare9294 nords are 50% resistence to ice or did you forget but you are right fire does more damage

[modernwarfare9294]

@34meph which race is ice weak?

[CharlieHotel301]

That horse.....PUNCHED THAT DRAGON IN THE FACE!!!

[DragonLoveDragon]

One time my horse just ran away from me and I found it in a bandit tower thing with a lot of dead bodies around it o3o

[TheBreathofthedragon]

The dragon was thinking: FOOD!!!!

[Rapidkid12]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

Give it a lick,

Mmm it tasts just like DRAGON BLOOD!

Google song 'My horse is amazing'

[NIcabayybee]

my horse only attack rabbits anything else runs away :(

[krazyangelcat42]

My horse jump of a cliff... I miss her

[darknessknight4]

Had a similar issue with bad ass horses, mines just kept on attacking me :(

[TheModernN1nja]

My Dark Brotherhood horse somehow walked up a narrow tower stair case then managed to fall of the bridge and die.

[WatchMyVidzBaby]

I use to have a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig dick ... Then i took an arrow in the knee

[SUPERDUP3Rrf]

i can fight a horse on skyrim i can just shoot a arrow in its knees i win automatically

[videogame31]

my dog killed a dragon he killed me

[Bastarden]

LMAO, this is hilarious XD

[PurpleHays117]

My horse used to be a noble steed. Then it took an arrow to the ass.

[gangmanboy101]

i swear u sound like seth rogen haha

[downtownford2]

even tho its nice that your horse protects u I nonetheless hate it because often at the end of fights/battles the horse is no where to be found and I'm pretty sure it didn't die

[Bouncer246]

Dark brotherhood horse is BAD ASS for sure, it charges at any dangers in front of me like a friggin' bull even if i didn't bring him along on a trip or fast travel he is running along side me kicking enemys...LURV YU MISTA HORSEH :D!

[riteasrain]

rofl this was too cool! total badass horse alright!

[RedGuardNYC]

i hate when the horse thinks its the Terminator!!  i call my horse "dumbass" so many times

[TheRazdaa]

I got healing hands spell as my horse kept attacking thing >.>

[XxHahaStonedxX]

My horse loves to disappear after fights.

[Rarcherymewmew]

@XxHahaStonedxX Don't they have in Skyrim a kind of Shadowmere?? (I don't play Skyrim but Oblivion)

[XxHahaStonedxX]

@Rarcherymewmew Shadowmere? Oblivion? sorry but i dont know those terms very well, so i cant answer your question. >.<

[TheFoxSummoner]

Haha I would have got on that horse and ran like hell XD

[bloodjr0011]

@TheFoxSummoner me to

[JayMK47]

meh... dislike'd

[TTTrouperProductions]

@JayMK47 Why? What's wrong with the video? If it was boring to you, why wouldn't you just ignore it and watch something else?

[JayMK47]

@TTTrouperProductions Well i thought i was gonna see an epic fight between a horse and a dragon, not horse and player vs dragon... The horse was just there for a few sec anyway

[LittleGamer95]

I bet that horse digivolved :D

[tarealol]

heal... AND RUN

[ladyyuna2000]

same here i was riding my horse and a dragon came out of nowhere and me and my horse kick his ass

[ewindsor10]

hahaha

[choridos]

omg nice videos :D

come on big boy :D love it

[Biologybear]

My horse was such a beast, I remember multiple situations in which I would have to stop what I was doing, mount him, and ride him to safety while I was trying to fight a dragon. Then one day while I was using a giant to level my blocking I heard a bang and saw my horse fly right past my head..... if only I would have cleared out the other giant:(

[UnbeatenBullet]

*Horse Kills Dragon*

*Horse Absorbs Dragon Soul*

"Gasp, you are Dragonborn"

[MrInvaderzimgir]

Shadowmere in skyrim is pretty much invincible so he fights EVERYTHING WITH ME!

[SUPERGAMERSINC]

my horse use to fight dragons. but then it took a arrow to the knee...

[IIIB52]

my horse used to fight dragons too, but then something happened to it preventing it to continue to fight dragons.

[maik00979]

Look at my horse. My horse is amazing...

[imaboy33]

oh my god!!!........

y-y-you are dragonborn!

i dont even know what to say!!!

[kevinmccann5]

my shadowmere tanked 2 dragons a bear a saber cat and a bunch of spiders

[Goldy1671]

Shadowmere could easily do that

[Lavourrin]

My horse attacks everything which comes closer then a mile to him. Then I have to run around like stupid through whole Skyrim to catch that horse, so he won't die... but then I got arrow in the knee -,-

[gunner0246]

My dog just killed a dragon

[knifedude3]

i used to think arrow to the knee jokes were funny then i took an arrow to the knee

[masterhoesay14]

a goat once saved me....

[xXbrokenvoidXx]

A Horse that Defeated a Dragon? If it had wings, it'd be Fluttershy!

[samuraivaj]

i really hate fighting dragons when im in the middle of climbing a mountain

[LaVitaNouva]

U remind me of Brad from4PP.

[oldschool1056]

lmao i would sit and watch you play videogames all day hahaha

[shcoome]

I used to think "arrow in the knee jokes were funny," but now I don't.....

[HentzDude]

damn that is one dumb weak dragon lmao

[Paysonscreamboys19]

Look at your horse, now look at my horse, back to yours, and now back to mine. Sadly your horse doesn't take on dragons like mine

[TheMazeTheA]

my horse used to fight dragons, but then it took an arrow in the knee!

[whatariot37]

At first i thought "well duh its attacking, its Shadowmere..." but its not... its just a regular horse. A totally badass regular horse

[StyleMisser]

Your horse is a Friesian(breed). A good reason why they're the best, they kick ass!

[TheMissingGambit]

I think this is officialy Chuck Noris's Horse!

[Spycrab777]

See that horse, zero fucks given, I want a badass horse like that for Christmass.

[111fireblast]

the horse stole your kill



[TheRastifan]

LOL horse in triumphant. Long live the horse:D

[Emo666Cali]

Holds a Picket Sign No Picking on Dragons !!

[xXnelsonphilip360Xx]

My horse can do ''Fus Roh Da!''...

[muggerSNM]

would be awesum if you could combine archery with magic, to get Ice arrows or that sorta ammo.

[rebelloution]

my horse stole my dragon kill. such a BAMF

[woopwoopviking]

BY HORSE BE CLEANSED

[AaronlHlD]

is it just me or is there more content to skyrim on the computer then on consoles like dragons know more moves or have i not played long enough of it on my xbox?

[MrObviousJester]

@AaronlHlD They have the same moves.

Also you are playing skyrim through on the pc, xbox, and ps3? Dude...

[jargontaka]

Just hit the wings.

[AniFreak777]

Lol "Don't Come To Me! Flea For Ur Life Horse!" Lol

"In The Name Of Skyrim Land. I Pronounce U Dead! & I Pronounce My Horse A Total Badass"

F-ing Hilarious!

[mondaynightheat]

Leave dragons alone! They're a dying breed!

[bullno1]

My horse decided to pick on Giants -.-

[N0NameAnonymous]

@bullno1 then he turn into pegasus right?

[Suitcase08]

Name the horse Honey Badger?

[SamuelCish]

Wait til he meets Shadowmere.

[Xaedillius]

my horse actually got killed by a dragon... i was so pissed off

[Shadowfan700]

@Xaedillius Mmm! it tastes just like rasins!

[splibmore]

@Shadowfan700 on a stroke of it's mane

[Shadowfan700]

@splibmore it turns into a plane

[sapphire475gs]

@Shadowfan700 And then it turn back again when you tug on its winkie! ;)

[heyguyimyou]

shit wasnt epic at all though i had two giants help me kill a dragon

[heyguyimyou]

use marked for death then hit it with arrows

[Apocol0id]

Yesterday a dragon landed between me and a band of bandits. My horse ran in and attacked all of them. I had to pull the thing out of the fight to keep it alive. The horses in Skyrim are a hardy breed indeed! Every time I run into anything that friggin' horse goes in headfirst to kill whatever it can see.

[Kilzmon]

@Apocol0id I want to snipe some Forsworn and then my horse aggro them AND 2 Hagravens. I lost 1000 gold that day.

[PurpleHays117]

@Apocol0id As Yahtzee said, they just don't give a fuck!

[SnowsongWolf]

Your horse tanks a dragon. Mine gets killed by a saber cat.

[StandingThree]

Hey I subscribed I like how you spoke in your vid + you don't have a tiny squeaky gay voice. So Subscribed you are bad-ass. I got Skyrim too, you a Nord I struggle to solo some Dragons right now, I am Lv12 Redguard.

[goldenbuds]

NOT EXACTLY HORSE VS DRAGON BUT IT WAS EPICCCCCC!!!!!!

[jester1111]

jesse look up the minecraft easter egg for skyrim



[LTwallawalla]

This i PC right?

[GideonWells]

@LTwallawalla PC, Xbox 360  and PS3. PC version requires Steam.

[Robert00000001]

@LTwallawalla yes.

[celcees]

wth my horse got killed by freaking wolves

[Haihaihallo]

I iz OCD and i iz madz u no use bowz.

[Dnjkgan]

@Haihaihallo what the actual fuck.

[funkchild75]

Hmmm...I wonder how well fire magic would work against that ice dragon. Is Skyrim that RNG?

[daystar209]

This happened yesterday to me, but the horse tanked all the way through

[MilkyMayo]

Dang, Jessica Parker is far from the kitchen (two insulting memes in one; do I get a cookie?)

[kratzzjapp17]

@MilkyMayo I do not always have more than 98 problems, but when I have, a cookie is not one.

[0Darkaros]

This somehow ties in with the evil horses theory in LotR:WitN, doesn't it? Is your horse evil?

[MegaNoob54]

Shadowmere is the best horse unless there is something I do not know :I

[Alexandertheawsome]

Look at my horse my horse is amazing

[ZakSaysRawr]

@FrozenWarrior999 sarcasm my dear friend. i went with the worst most used joke i could think. its an example of me finding things funny which arnt funny :')

[Kwoargal]

Eh, I got the best horse in the game.

It beat 3 dragons by itself, nuthin special, nuthin special, just regular horse stuff

[ZakSaysRawr]

jesse: will you tell the viewers i killed the dragon

horse: neiiiiiiiiiiigh

haha, im fucking hilarious.

[CooLSwedesFTW]

Shadowmere in my <3

[hahagoodluckgen3]

Horse got the dragon soul, not jesse.

[KnowingNo]

Funny how he had problem with 3 thugs and with the dragon he´s like "More worried about my Horse than this dragon."

[Mr1heOne]

Funny how this little round shield can protect whole body from being hurt by dragon breath :D

[zeonos]

@Mr1heOne it didn't :) he have no magic resist, you see how his health still went down pretty quickly, even while blocking

[Mr1heOne]

@zeonos Jesse still got some balls to stand in front of him like that :D ..when i fight dragon,i usualy run around and hiding behind stuff to avoid his breath :D

[Dangle24]

Waste of 3 minutes it's not even funny.

[bradalfk]

@Dangle24 We appreciate your opinion.

[darkbird60]

Slowly starting to believe that the horse is actually the dragonborn here, and not Jesse

[PSYCHODORA2]

thats nothing, theres a quest where you have to give up all your good items and get them back after you get to a certain point in the quest, as soon as i gave them up a fucking blood dragon came down

[haaspaas2]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[LeopoldGames]

@haaspaas2 Give it a lick!

[Hissingace110]

If you haven't figured it out already, you should just shield bash when you're next to them and they use their breath attack. They'll be stunned and the attack will be stopped instantly. You do a shield bash by pressing your attack button while blocking.

[dcangemi]

I'm horsegusted by this

[DarkSrake]

Yeah, Ponies are pretty awesome, right?

[JSWIZZL3]

My horse also sucks. Died jumping off a rock then died by a bear and a skeever. -_-

[gamerdiaries]

i had a dragon fight a giant and it was totally epic the giant won in the end i just stood there and watched the awesomeness.

[souldude151]

2:49

Jessie & Jessie's Horse: UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[00je00]

how do you bind stuff to the number keys?

[marharth]

@00je00 hover over it in the menu and press the key you want to bind it to.

[Joeyboy1345]

dude look at the frost accumulate on the shield when he takes the frost breath. That is too cool!

[HarryXV124x7]

Akatosh himself wouldn't mess with this horse

[HarryXV124x7]

Akatosh himself wouldn't mess with this horse

[TheFalcoDude]

But theres one they fear, in their tongue he is dovahkiin, dragonborne: is name is.......... Jessie's Horse.

[jamie1989n]

Skyrim 2....Horseborn

[FALCO64125]

Ladies, look at your man, now look at me, My horse is tanking a dragon.

[tranCyfast]

look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[MethodWive]

haha my horse attacks the enemies also

[zorbak138]

fluttershy!

[77dinokid]

@zorbak138

BROHOOF.

[ARavingLooony]

i hate how horses attack everything when all horses except shadowmere are pussies my horse frost tried attackin an aincient dragon head on fuckin dumbass

[Janusha]

If I was a dragon I would just fly away instead of stand there and die.

Im terribly disappointed in the control system in this game. Especially the ridiculous amount of unaccessible spells, the desperate lack of an item manager and character viewer. The combat system is clunky and loaded with typical Bethesda bugs, disappearing, reappearing healthbars and 15 buttons to press just to change weapons or drink a goddamn health pot.

Its the graphics and the open world gameplay that saves this game.

[ecwfanatic]

The horse is the DRAGONBORN! :O

[MischievousMimicry]

Horse Tank =Epic!! --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Cookiemondj]

My horse killed 12 bandits by itself WTF?

[tjalle199]

attack dragons from the side, kills them way easier.

[master25160]

Thumbs up if you were bored and typed in omfg xD

[KogC4600DK]

@master25160 nah don't thumbs up for that stupid comment

[darktiger113]

What do I need for my computer to run Skyrim smoothly? I really want to get it for PC but I don't if my computer would be able to run it good.

[warlockplaya]

@darktiger113 go to nvidia.com and find the thing that will scan your comp. it can tell you if you can run it smoothly

[drunkarag]

@darktiger113 google system requirements lab can you run it

[WarriorHannibal]

The horse should have absorbed the dragon soul.

[Agadagen]

@WarriorHannibal

Dovahorse!!!

[Azrielx123]

@WarriorHannibal I dont think horses can be dragonborn.

[Bobiliches]

Oh dear mate ! with that damage you pating the dragon lol.

[TheAoihoshi]

Dear jesse, shield bash interrupts dragon breath. You can shield bash by going into shield cover and pressing left mouse.

Thinbs up so he sees this

[00invader0]

how come all the horses i get die when i jump them 10 feet off the ground, but yours can fight a dragon.....?

[derrickhayden]

@00invader0 wtf... what happend to jesse also happend to me and my horse almoast killed the dragon by himself lol...gotta love this game