[YTP] Billy Mays - Suicide Putty

[DuffyMooCows]

I need to call and get those 6 bars of suicide putty, I suck at life hard.

[Breakingfreecreation]

788 people suck at life

[Darklord6664]

THIS IS SPAR.....BILLY MAYS!!!!

[SMR0000]

If Billy Mays was scoring with my mom that would make me un-suicidal.

[kirbyfan1005]

Thanks Billy I killed myself 6 times

[MegaFunniman]

But ill add more so you can kill yourself six times!

[uncleal42]

Now watch 300

[CCthebat]

LOL I used to laugh hard at this back in late 2009! :)

[LazyLonerLayla]

Simply activate, apply and DIE. LOL XD

[GShizzle36]

DC snowboard boot is my fav part!

[brokeherlittlebones]

you have nothing to lose, and everything to gain

[Metaloverlord3298]

No description needed

[CortanaBabe]

2008 seems so far away

[killertas1]

@CortanaBabe i know right.

[KyoMao]

But wait, it gets better! Billy Mays is scoring with my mom! D: I'm lucky!

[mnmnmnm5]

I did not know you could kill yourself 6 times at the end! :D

[Digitalizedx]

I used to play Skyrim but darksouls was better...

[RedSoxForObama]

First sentence gets me every time.

[LordScreech]

@RedSoxForObama that's because you SUCK at life

[IITruProductionz]

@luigifanist This has been on yt forever. What the hell are you talking about?

[matguimond92]

Lol A formula that instanly produces a burst of hard fumes that cut off the air you breath.

[EdEddnEddyFan62920]

I would've found the arrow-to-knee loke funny, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheRealGalleron]

Wait theres more, billy mays is scoring with your mom! killed me lol

[Deathsquadstudios4]

One of the best YTP

[ShadowFox988]

This...Is...Billy Mays!

[TheOriginalElkstone]

"Lets watch 300"

[daEINSTEINkid1]

I use to not be able to kill my self, but then I took suicide putty To the knee...

[KingJake2000]

kill yourself 6 times :p

[KOOPATWOOPAH]

So you can kill yourself 6 times! xDDDD

[TheDinosaur8]

788 people suck at life

[ROSSFULGHAM1]

can i go 5 mins without seeing an arrow to the knee joke?

[DFOsasuke]

@ROSSFULGHAM1 I used to ask people to do that... TIL I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!

[YoungJ1997lol]

@ROSSFULGHAM1 i've gon 10 days w/out seeing the arrow to knee joke.

[DJBranden]

@ROSSFULGHAM1

You use to go 5 minutes without seeing an arrow to the knee joke... but then I shot you in the kene with an arrow..

[DFOsasuke]

Billy mays used this

[MrHalo304ever]

i love how someone always has to post an arrow to the knee joke to everything.

[DFOsasuke]

@MrHalo304ever I used to post arrow to the knee jokes Until I took an arrow to the knee

[Mystic3517]

Simply knead to activate, apply, and DIE

[Fr3akGamerFlipnote]

Billy's ghost made 787 accounts and disliked this video.

[sdaughtry8]

Not hatin but jaboody Is somewhat better

[askprincecelestia]

that billy mays painting on 300 is also from ghouls forest final wad

[stoppingkarim]

i was about to buy suicide putty but then i took an arrow to the knee

[jc3601000]

I can kill myself 6 times!!!! HOW MUCH is it

[thebrickdude2011]

R.I.P. Billy Mays

[TheTMSclayton]

this is very funny stuff

[TheLast2nd]

THIS! IS! Billy mays here!

[Honmeg287]

How did you get the "suck" word? Which commercial is it from?

[BlarkUntVhite]

the title is funny on its own

[judgeman090]

786 people suck at life

[AgonizingAubergine]

He's scoring on my mom too!? So is Vince from Shamwow....and a few other people.. xD This is not going to end well.... XDDD

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

I'm going to send this product to Justin Bieber.

[uy5292]

@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 I agree with you. Let's send 6 of them so he dies 6 times as much. Turning from green to red to show you're almost dead.

[lovebuggie101]

THIS IS billy mays LOLOLOOL

[superkyle64ds2]

0:49 how can yourself 6 times???????



[billybobfred0]

@superkyle64ds2 Well, if you suck so much at life that you failed the first five tries...

[immuneDay]

786 people did not order suicide putty

[TheSpoofDude]

OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

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[ingsoc3125]

watch with transcribed audio

[EdEddnEddyFan62920]

This made crack up!!!

[DroneFragger]

i used to a pitchman for suicide putty. then i took some toxic fumes in the knee.

[sillydeer90]

thumbs up if billy mays saying hes scoring with your mom makes u laugh

[JugglingUnicycler]

I thought I found a YouTube video without a skyrim reference, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[VexedSin]

@JugglingUnicycler ahhhhhhhbut you see, arrows take skyrim to the knee

[lpqtujjvnvbfjif]

@JugglingUnicycler My knee is augmented.

[SpinnerMasterful]

It turns from green to red to show when you are dead.

[comeonewtf]

This is the best one

[Mystic3517]

785 people tried suicide putty and found out it did not work. :p

[nick00000011]

Yes

Just apply and

DIE!

[SDChargerFan16]

Do you suck at life? Do you find yourself wondering how you can end it all?

Hi, Billy Mays here, with the one product that can instantly kill you! It's the Justin Bieber "My World" Soundtrack! Just listen and die.

[avaiboot]

0:54 Damn that mom is HOT!

[WebVManReturns]

What? I have everything to lose and nothing to gain!

[wholeuniversefilms]

0:54 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) <SKORINGH ON MHY MOMM?!?!

[ghost14199]

Bad in speeking but made me lmao

[FloobFlab]

Is it just me, or does billy mays and sparta have a striking resemblence???

[Pearlharbor350]

Uploaded on mah bday alright...

[RockBand2Freak78]

RIP BILLY.

[KutiexKittie]

He dead :(

[wiithepeople2]

@Grumfuddock You and I share a loving for hatred of ponies. I appreciate your hatred for ponies.

[NickyDJDJDJRBLX]

"Billy mays is scoring, With your MOM" WHAT!! NOT MOMMY. D:

[XxContuViejaxX]

Apply and DIE (pause) xD

[tylerdeath52]

Billy is scoreing on my mom? :O

[duckypwns]

@tylerdeath52 Of course. Billy Mays never died. He was just missing in action.

[BIKEGUY21]

0:34

SCARY POP UP

[Grumfuddock]

Fuck off bronies. Dont you ruin Billy Mays for me.

[gunz332]

HI, billy mays here whit a special tv offer! epic.

if you know what i mean >:)

[boxersrulee]

how dare I love Billy and he is dead..

[luigifanist]

awsome vid but copys tysnatch

[werewolf873]

22 thumbs up? well...to be honest your comment probabley needs to be about...20% cooler. "trollface.jpg"

[EpicZachdG2x]

BILLY MAYS USED HIS OWN PRODUCT TO KILL HIMSELF!!!!!!

[Herochanluver]

"Simply knead to activate, apply, and die." XDDD omfg lol

[TalentQueenAlice]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[super58173]

You have nothing to lose, but everything to gain.

Suicide Putty!

[kromer07theshow]

probably the first time i literally laughed out loud on a ytp video

[1aundulxaldin]

Billy Mayes almost killed me, LITERALLY,  when he said that he'd scored with my Mom.

[luigifanist]

@1aundulxaldin lolz

[Darkly58]

I'm I going to hell for laughing at this, since he's dead?

[uy5292]

Turning from green to red to show that you're almost dead.

[uy5292]

"The red bar to show that you're almost dead."

[NickyAmerica]

I wanna kill myself six times.

[masterchieftan827]

LMFAO RIGHT AT THE BEGINING

[Trixie630]

0:50 Billy Mays is scoring with your mom

[Trixie630]

0:54 Billy Mays is scoring with your mom

[jedihunter176]

And then he went to test out the product, and it worked :(

[UniverseKeeper2]

XD lol

[leafkillz]

0:33 I knew I shouldve bought the Special Edition with Deleated Scenes. :(

[KosaiAvonej]

Why do you need enough to kill yourself five times over ?

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

I believe commercials in general would sell 100x more product if they all began with "do you suck at life?"

Thanks to this poop, whenever I mess up a craft project or break something, I automatically spout the above phrase.

::drops a wine glass:: "Aw, damnit! 'Do YOU suck...at life?'"

[MsMizlover1]

suicide putty you can kill your self 6time

 have fun

[killyoulikeapig]

funny shit!

[thebighairydwarf]

billy mays scored with 780 peoples moms

[Athanase48067]

not sure if ear rape or just billy mays.

[llxFALLENxll]

0:24 PAIN OLYMPICS!! =0

[SuperScaryZombie]

"As you knead, it activates, turning from green to red, to show that you're almost dead!"

LMAO

[redTalonsss]

I don't know why but "apply and die" had me cracking up

[Dprill95]

knead to activate, apply and die. that shit had me weak dammit

[callumT89]

Billy mays is scoring with your mum.

[EricCartman421]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! xD

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Man the pioneers had it good.

[656asap]

activate.. apply..and DIE

[flashcode0]

Billy Mays speaks with the traditional Canterlot voice.

[werewolf873]

@flashcode0 XD it seems that us bronies are occupieng evey part of youtube. world domination is almost in our grasp!

[flashcode0]

@werewolf873 Yay, I love it when ponies and bronies take over the internet and the world. Brohoof! Oh wow, I only just realised that my comment got 22 thumbs up and I didn't realise. Yay, I guess that means there are lots of bronies watching this video.

[coreyjaden1]

THIS IS......SPARTA (BILLY MAYS:NO THIS IS BILLY MAYS!  SPARTA :-_-

[SuperSims3Expert]

Knead to activate, apply and DIE

[Shadowfangirly]

THIS IS Billy Mays xD

[Mariofan5874]

now, watch 300

[benbobicecream]

roflmafao!

[thebot27]

thumbs up if you died laughing when you saw billy mays and DC snowboard boots on the screen of 300

[NicDoesDumbThings]

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

[jamzilla960]

now watch 300!

[mcdrew364]

He should have made it, at the end, say "You have nothing to gain, but everything to lose!"

[finalman25]

gay

[boohbah666]

There is no wikipedia article for youtube poops. SOMEBODY out there should make one...who will rise to the indescribable challenge?

[EyMeng]

@boohbah666 you just described it

[V0DEAN]

fyad.ytmnd.com/

[kikibrock1]

Umm I didnt know that he was scoring with my mom

[Xcalib0re]

I've watched this video a thousand times and I just found out it was uploaded on my birthday.

[jaymitra95]

The easy way to die :D

[zanwolf236]

YAY Its better then mighty boner XD

[Paultez]

Apply and die!

[ssgtjet]

@Ganondork222 naa it for friend so he die with ya :D

[Ganondork222]

LOL!!!! "I'll send you 6 rolls of suicide putty so you can kill yourself 6 times :D" lol ftw :p

[xXJGP04Xx]

@Shirogaine I did it and it said Do you suck suicide putty

[asrob1001]

so sad he died D:

[blue4629]

776 people didn't die from this product and billy mays scored with their moms

[darkn3ssinzer0]

It turns from green to red to show that you're almost dead!

[TheOlympianstudios]

**** YOU!

[SuperZackwack]

you can do a perfect murder at burger king wit that shit

[JustThatGuyOnline]

Wait a minute, there are no testimonials for this stuff!

How am I supposed to know Suicide Putty works without the word of someone who's used it!

[YoshiYumYum007]

hahaha XD best video of the day XDDDDDDDDDDD

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

"Six tubes of Suicide Putty, so you can kill yourself six times!"

LMAO

[PuddingMonsterful]

I was laughing at teh very start "do you suck at life?"

[gigaguy101]

Apply and DIE! :D

[ashketchum602]

now WATCH 300 LOL

[qwertyunicorn512222]

Billy Mays: But wait! There's more!

Emo: is there? Y.Y

[Supashift22]

Rip billy :/

[JLtheking2]

Wow. This was seriously really funny!

[shavingrabbid]

at the end i peed my pants laughing



[Blakethesnake9000]

Billy Mays is scoring with you're mom! So kill yourself right now!

[AnonDW40]

i shat my pants laughing

[razorzrcool]

hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha  hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahaha haha heheha

hahahahahahahahaha hashahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaHA

[MrImastinker]

THIS. IS...- BILLY MAYS HERE FOR DC SNOWBOARD BOOT!

[Vykkdraygo713]

i wonder how much oxyclean he's sold jesus already.

[ARobinsonization]

That video made me laugh so hard, I cried!!!!!

[superlizard234]

LMAO for the do you suck at life it shows some guy drilling in the wall wrong...now that's what i call

*puts sunglasses on*

screwing up. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!1

[ViperStarFilms]

I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard

[MySpecialCreations]

I laughed till i died on THIS : /watch?v=bCEwZm9jh38

[asdfdfggfd]

id buy it and give it to my prinsabl

[TheBitchAssMongoose]

You have nothing to loose, but everything to gain! XD

[MrEriken]

press 1 for nipples

press 2 for apply

press 3 for firstul

press 4 for.. idk

press 5 for sMADNESS

press 6 for AAA

press 7 for oh trip

press 8 for tinys

press 9 for your mom

[Juggenube895]

billy mays od'd on suicide putty 

[mikeyjr999]

apply and die

[KOTAmusic1992]

Is this how he died?

[EyMeng]

@KOTAmusic1992 did he died?

[dubcraft97]

Milly Bays here!

[TheGtracer1994]

Press 9 for Your Mom.

[omegachris514]

nice 

[MATxVP]

"Kill yourself now. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain!" Best... comment...EVAR! +D

[psnrunehq665]

Billy Mays used his own products that's how he died :P

[Dannnneh]

@psnrunehq665 He didn't suck at life.