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  • you had the exact same opion as me

  • The game is beast

  • hahahaha i don't not if it is the voice, or the accent or the true but i have been laughing like a madman

  • go to hell rare!

  • HERP DERP NOT A PLATFORMER = NOT GOOD

    LOL Banjo Pilot.

    Seriously, do you see the word "Threeie" in the title of this game? What's that? No? It says "Nuts & Bolts"? The hell you say. Using your imagination? The hell you say.

    This game is still one of the best on the 360. Definitely better than any shitty racing game.

  • @Lazypackmule How do Microsoft's balls taste? This game was repetitive as fuck. Banjo Threeie would have sold better and would have been better.

  • @UnderwhelmingPlywood Oh,, I'm sorry, I didn't know microsoft made this game, I was under the impression RARE made it.

    So what if it was repetitive? Only an unimaginative fuck would think that was a gamebreaker.

  • @Lazypackmule No, a retarded fuck would think complete monotony was fun. It's the same basic missions throughout the entire game. Also, Rare didn't make it because the original Rare devs were removed. It's now full of shitty Rareware devs only interested in Kinect games.

  • @UnderwhelmingPlywood Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about the missions. Microsoft still had nothing to do with it, your butthurt is suffocating.

  • @Lazypackmule Did you not read my last comment? Microsoft replaced the ENTIRE Rare team, which means that Microsoft did have something to do with it.

  • @UnderwhelmingPlywood Did you read it? The word 'Microsoft' was not even in your last comment. The fuck is wrong with you?

  • @Lazypackmule I'm sorry I expected you to be smart enough to detect an implication. The fact that Microsoft wasn't in the comment doesn't make you any less wrong, though.

  • @UnderwhelmingPlywood Microsoft can't 'remove' developers from a studio.

    The only people who really left had left during the 'golden' N64 era of their own volition, and if it weren't for MS, Rare would have disbanded entirely, since Nintendo pulled their funding.

    Once again: The fuck is wrong with you?

  • @Lazypackmule Are you really that imbecilic? Microsoft owns the company. They can remove whoever they want.

  • @UnderwhelmingPlywood Even if they can, they didn't and they probably wouldn't if they had the chance. They certainly wouldn't without good reason since while they may own the studio, they do not control everything they do, and cannot directly fire specific employees for no reason.

    Anything else?

  • @Lazypackmule If they don't find the people suitable for the job they can. Companies that big can think up any reason they want.

  • @UnderwhelmingPlywood But microsoft doesn't control the people that work in the studios it owns. I'm starting to think you don't know how that sort of thing works.

    I'm also still waiting for proof of your lofty-ass claims.

  • OD Over Dose. LOL

  • the lol meow

  • Was the What The meow!!!? A good thing or bad the original banjo kazooie isnt that good and

  • @river11562 Learn fucking English.

  • I hope, (at the end they made is sound like a sequel) they go back to the play style of n64 ones

  • ah...240p so we meet again.

  • This game is a great game. But just as a game. I'm still awaiting the day for Banjo-Threeie -.-

  • Banjo Kazooie: Nuts And Balls My Opinion? Banjo Kazooie: Nuts And Balls <-----

    Balls?!?!?!

  • I liked this game

  • AT LEAST WE GOT A SEQUEL

  • @epicmickeyfan you're a tool :)

  • I played all the games. I liked Nuts and Bolts

  • Nuts and Bolts for someone who has enver heard of Banjo-Kazooie is probably an amazing game. However, since Rare has a new staff, as opposed to the original developers of Banjo Kazooie and Tooie, I doubt they kept veterans in mind. It was more like, "Ok, so we'll just make this vehicular-building ame part of the Banjo series. Now what was the story again? Oh fuck it, let's just bring back that one witch and take a huge leap over the fourth wall to avoid the need to make this a true sequel!"

  • @TheMarioXaveir  it's okay to deny it's a bad game ): i try to pretend it's a good game too..but...but it's just not.. let us all cry together for the death of yet another series.

  • @lexypern it sucks bro

  • Rare should have given the buyers a free dildo with the game, so if the hardcore fans didn't enjoy it, they could fuck theirselves

  • Yeah I didn't like banjo 3 either, it was unoriginal, rare will never be the same.

  • 177 people suck microsoft's nuts and balls

  • fuck nut and ball fuck it

  • If u make banjo kazooie 4 if u put cars in there fans will fuck all of yous go back to banjo go back to part 1 part 2 just stay to plat form mother fucker

  • just saying guys, this game was a spin off. It wasn't ment to be taken serious. They know their recent games have been shit. Even grabbed by the goulies, have you seen it is the trash can at banjo world? Rare still has their humor LOL!

  • Fuck you

  • Oh wow, another Rare elitist faggot who hates Nuts N Bolts for bullshit reasons. Dude, fuck you hard. Your kind are the reason why Rare is stuck developing Kinect games now.

  • @Falcovsleon21 They didn't stay true to the original, its easy to disagree with somebodies opinion but the truth is there.

  • @ultimatevideodude Actually yeah it did. The wit and humor is there, the platforming, while scaled down, was still to be found in certain areas, yeah I'd say it's true to the originals to a degree.

  • @Falcovsleon21 I disagree because the game used to be action-adventure/ platformer now its platformer/vehicle design. The original two banjo games had nothing to do with vehicle design. This game now makes it that you spend over 90% of it designing and riding a car / airplane thing and 10% actually wandering around. It used to be stages where you could wander around on foot collecting jiggies. You had abilities related to the characters not to vehicles. Id say its far from the original.

  • It doesnt take much to figure out how shitty this game is, am i the only one that recognized that Grunty constantly points out the shit points of the game, like"Now you look blocky in this game, the fans wont like that", and long and behold we sure as hell don't like that shit, UUUggggghhhh.

  • @mmffl123456 so is rare purposly trying to fuck up banjo and kazooie

  • Anyone who makes a stupid ass video like this, that says a game or anything is bad, with out any hard facts or evidence to support their opinion, should be banned.

  • FACE TO FACE DAFT PUNK YAYYYYYY

  • Am I the only one HATES Banjo's face this one?

  • PLANES!?

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLIGHT PADS!?

    WHY CAN'T WE USE THOSE!?

  • I hate this game so much, but I don't quite see how it's a ripoff of Ratchet though :/

  • Great lip-syncing!

  • You don't like the game? Don't rage like a little whiny bitch, sell the game dushebag

  • @epicdude7 You're worse because you took time out of your day to bitch about a video, You're mother's a whore and you're going to hell.

  • @DarkFreelancer666 Your even WORSE because YOU took time out of YOUR day to bitch about a person expressing himself

  • @DarkFreelancer666 CALM DOWN you crazy mother fucker, did your mom drink too much vodka again?

  • @epicdude7 so because I told you that you took time to complain about a video I'm crazy? God damn you must be a fucking genius man, teach me the way oh wise one. :)

  • @DarkFreelancer666 Well if Mr.Buttfuck here hasn't noticed, it took me 5 months to reply to you, so YES i am a fucking GENIUS. Secondly, try not to go round telling people to go to hell

  • God, fanboys make me so goddamned pissed off. Newsflash, everyone: RARE DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU. NO DEVELOPER DOES. THEY DON'T GIVE A MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ABOUT FANS. They make games that THEY want to make, and they wanted to make a Banjo-Kazooie game about car building.

    Was it a good idea? That depends on your point of view, but they sure as hell didn't consider the fanbase when they came up with it. It doesn't matter to them how long you entitled, whiny losers have been waiting.

  • Oh gosh, the story became too simple for greater graphics. Did the author(s) had too much trouble trying to make the storyline? They lose track of Grunty's talent as a Witch which should use more magic than mechanical things. It's ironic. They should hire her at Project Dream's power plant or something. What's next? Blobbelda & Mingella's spirit chatting through Facebook? Boggy advertising Coca-Cola for Christmas? Kazooie as a cashier at Kentucky's? Humba Wumba at Wendy's?

  • hey jude in the backround FTW

  • Get Stamper back to direct the next one, Rare has to get their sences back arrrrhhh.

  • Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through commercials?

    Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

    Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

    Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

    Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page!

  • Well they tried something new. Too bad I didn't enjoy it but they had the ballz to go out of the confort zone.

  • We all need to band together and get a fan approved REAL BANJO KAZOOIE 3

  • this is awesome.XD fkyou rare. yeah they definitley fucked over the fans. 166 people like it up the but.

  • Fuck the original THIS IS THE NEW WAAAYY!!!!!!

  • @MrSSBBWolf :(

  • @111gamerguy lo jk the new way sucks soo much ass

  • =D

  • lol this is fucking funny ... i laughed so hard at 2:29 - 2:50 hahahaha

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  • Why is kameo bad game? Please make kameo review

  • nuts and bolts isn't an amazing game but it isn't a mountain of shit game.

  • How is it like Ratchet and Clank at all?

  • @kenshin1998 you collect nuts to make cars intead of weapons 

  • Was I the only one who heard "Hey Jude" on Xylophone in the backround?

  • Banjo Kazooie = Perfect example of a great game

    Banjo Tooie = Perfect example of a great sequel to a great game

    Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts = Perfect example of a worst ever sequel to a great game

  • hey man dis rivyu rile spiks 2 mi i men it was med b4 du gam wuz relisd but stil

  • Banjo n & b was great,

  • @Bigjonmetal no... no it wasnt, it was the biggest let down in a game in history its the worst game ever to hit the shelves, same with Perfect dark Zero.

  • 164 people have been fucked in the brainfucked by rareware.

    I comment rate and subscribe, only that maybe more people will see this video.

    Everyone in hell is collecting souls, and now the devil got some "rare" ones.

    But honestly, it's the same with blizzard and the starcraft 2 campaign.

  • 164 people have been fucked in the brainfucked by rareware.

    I comment rate and subscribe, only that maybe more people will see this video.

  • you people really are FUCKING! crazy

  • hahaha fuck fuck fuck so great XD

  • Is life worth living?

  • hey Jude

  • old school banjo kazooie/tooie FTW!

  • 2:57 lol Mumbo's Nuts

  • How many times did he drop the f-bomb in this video? lol

  • Honestly? The game was alright.

  • I found a use 4 this game:FIREWOOD thumbs up if u agree

  • 1-10 score:

    banjo kazooie: 50/10

    banjo tooie: 100/10

    banjo kazooie nuts and bolts: FUCKED UP!

  • You look good!

  • his graphics are so diferent

  • LOL

  • @GTA4rings exactly

  • This game reminds me of the fucking gummy ships from kingdom hearts two only instead of making ugly ships you're making ugly cars.

  • @CpsLock3 i like the gummi ships..but this.....

  • Good to know that I'm not the only one that hates Nuts and Bolts.

  • Hahahahahahahah, this is so fucking hilarious. What accent is that? Irish? :D. Good vid.

  • LMAO.. SO TRUE

  • I gave up on this game, it's too hard for me so I just turned it in now I miss it and want it back lol

  • to be honest this game amazing to all you haters they all the banjo games (not the gba games) are amazing banjo forever

  • Banjo-Kazooie=Amazing

    Banjo-Tooie=Fantastic

    Banjo-Kazooie:Gruntys Revenge=Great

    Banjo-Kazooie:Nuts and Bolts=What the Fuck!!!?

  • totally agree

    kazooie,tooie,kazooie-fantasti­c

  • It pissed me off when Gregg Mayes (Rare guy) said "the Banjo of yesteryear has no real place in tomorrow's market on the Xbox 360." Has he not noticed that Mario Galaxy 1&2 were both very successful? Even though the the 360 is another system aimed at another demographic, the idea of changing it from a platformer to a vehichle builder was pure idiocy. Had they made a Banjo-Threeie, it surely wouldn't have sold any worse than this crap.

  • @cklanimation Are you serious? Grunty's Revenge sucked. Nut's and Bolts is a far better game, despite being a huge deviation from the standard formula.

  • @cklanimation banjo pilot?

  • true and lol

  • 100% AGREE M8 LOL!!!! MADE ME LAUGH A LOT

  • Yeah a ratchet and clank rip off.

    Except in ratchet and clank you can't build anything and everything.

    And fyi the reason why rare has changed so much is because the creators of the company and the people who made every game from that company have all left.

    Long before being bought out by microsoft I must say.

  • its really not that bad not original but not terrible

  • GO BACK TO NINTENDO RARE!! I'TS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!!! RETRO STUDIOS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!! <X'O

  • ROFL

  • yay! rare should go back to nintendo and make a new conker game, rare had very good games with nintendo Diddy Kong Racing Ds was rare last and good game with nintendo the only game I seem to really like on rare micrsoft games is Conker live and reloaded on xbox.

  • microsoft do us a favor and just give back rare to nintendo:P

  • But they all suck. Why is this an exception?

  • game sux, rachet and clank rip off, shity gameplay , rareware sux without nintendo

  • If you go into this game looking for a 3rd installment in the series you'll be disappointed, but if you play it without predetermined expectations then there's no reason you can't enjoy it. I enjoyed the vehicle building system despite it's obvious flaws. There were always easy ways around doing the more impossible challenges. Like the sumo challenge with the pig, I couldn't push his vehicle off the platform whatsoever. Though I could grapple my car to his then toss mine off to drag him off :D

  • did you play the game? because it isn't Banjo Kazooie 3, and although it isn't like it, it's still cool (i just hope someone reads this before you flag it, without playing it.)

  • rare made good games back then thanks to nintendo, now all can see how shity they are, fucking retards they fucked up their fans

  • i know im gonna get flagged 4 saying this, but i like banjo kazooie nuts and bolts

  • rare with nintendo is good but once they left they fucked up so fuck u rare give us a banjo game like the original but with better graphics

  • So...... Ratchet and Clank games are action adventure game with guns and maybe one vehicle sequence. So I'm not really getting that reference. The critics are gonna give it terrible review? Really now? hmmmm........ well it looks like almost every review is over an 8. Isn't that funny? I think so.

  • Nuts and ballz has great graphics but thats the only thing good about that awful peace of shit

  • Transformers rule I WANT WAR FOR CYBERTRON!!!!

  • Well I like the game probubly b/c I haven't played the original

    But I seen vids of it and it looks epic but I like this Lego shit piece IT RAWX (to me)

    and WTF is rachet and clank????

  • Dude, I love you! This was the most hilarious and most sad thing I've ever seen. I was a hardcore Banjo fan and Rare really did fuck us. I mean seriously, I can't even wrap my mind around why they would want to put vehicles in a fucking platforming game let alone a Banjo Kazooie game. I really have a feeling Microsoft had something to do with this because Rare was soooo much cooler before they were bought out by Microsoft. Bunch a douche bags those Microsoft guys are!

  • fuck rare

  • Fuck that

  • banjo kazzooie is meant to be JUMP&RUN!!!

    this game is more like lego racers -.-

  • sorry but this game was really really fun. it didn't feel like the banjo gameplay, but it was definently the humor that we all know.

  • nuts and bolts was a good game, all you people who hate this game can suck my nuts and balls!!!

  • This game was awesome. 9.1 / 10.

  • At least their trying to be original, not like most game series that in every game you do the exact same thing over and over again.

  • Rachet and Clank rip off I think you said that about 10 times

  • You can only hate the game if you have played it or you can make a better game.

  • The one remotely fun part of the game? Klungo's arcade game, and what happens? IT. FUCKING. RANDOMLY. CRASHES.

  • I am sorry I first gave this a thumbs down now I how bad this is. You may ask why they put banjo kazooie with the game? hmmm maybe well hmm.. TO HIDE THE FAILURE OF THIS GAME!

  • i was waiting myself thought i would have hated but its not that bad

  • 2:02 hahahaha

  • This game was a major dissapointment, I thought they were joking when they released the vehicle screenshots, I was like "Ha, funny rare, they wouldn't do that, it's a terrible idea" I cried when I learned it wasn't a joke. (I didn't really, but I did inside)

    One thing I do have to say though.

    This is NOT Microsofts fault.

  • Lol someone is speaking as commentary, this Guy ain't talking.

  • That review was TERRIBLE!!!

  • @randomj7 i know... Microsoft just can't make a BK game...

  • @randomj7 nope. never gonna happen unless rare takes bac banjo kazooie, but there is a 10% chance of that happening... :(

  • @randomj7 actually rare SOLD banjo kazooe to Microsoft. it sucks now. sorry for replying 2 months later XD

  • They also made banjo and kazooie look like freaks.

  • I LOLED SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

  • The stupid part of this game is the tedium. You shouldn't have to do the same race over and over again but throughout the different HORRIBLY designed levels. The games built up of 3-4 basic elements of game play: Race someone, shoot someone, collect someones shit, or escort someone somewhere. That's it. And than you get vehicles with: wheels (which are stiff and have no shocks nor suspension) so your pretty much driving a bouncy piece of shit, not to mention the collision detection... Awful.

  • you sir can go tell your opinions to people just like you who have their head so far up their asses they cant see that this game is still good but is any second game as good as the first? no you have no right to complain if you dont like it fine just say you dont, just dont go making vidieos making fun of something you dont like, tell it to someone who gives a shit

  • I'm gunna tell you all whats really going on. This is not an opinion, but rather what's truely happening with RARE.

    It's not Microsoft causing this. Sense MS bought RARE, the original creators of these games left because they didn't want to do gimmicks like this when a mjority of the dev team wanted. So the ones who did stayed and have no direction what so ever.

  • amen

  • i believe my point became negated by the fact i misspelled "Your" ; _ ;

  • EVERY TIME I PLAY THAT GAME I IMAGINE THAT IS JUST A DIFFERENT GAME. FUCK MICRO"FUCKIN"SOFT AND THEY SUCK MY DICK , SOMETIME THE XB 360 IS GOING TO BE BEATED BY Wii and PS3 ONE DAY I HOPE!

  • this is an insult to people who actually like it

  • this review is so true

  • This sucks Rareware is officially dead microsoft has killed them. Everything they made for nintendo is microsoft buys them and we get shit like Perfect Dark Zero,Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, Viva pinata,Grabbed by the Goolies, and Conkers Live and Reloaded. Fuck Rare and even more so for Microsoft

  • first they kill the hedgehog and now the bear? WHAT IS WRONG WITH 360

  • BANJO AND KAZOOIE DO NOT DRIVE CARS.

    They fly, they swim, they run, they jump, THEY DON'T NEED TO DRIVE A DAMN CAR.

  • @BynineB banjo did in diddy kong racing

  • But there's one problem; that was a good game.

  • @BynineB What about hand carts and mice?