Top Ten Oghren Banters

[kmtierney00]

They tried replacing him with Varic, but yeah, with the exception of one scene (the imagined story of fighting his brother), there was nothing that made him as good as Oghren was.

[ARavingLooony]

4 pike twirlers watched this

[ARavingLooony]

dammit Bioware Oghren damn well better b in DA3

[truepowerlord]

That wisp is annoying

[ArchonofFate]

Oghren. may not be the best fighter in the party but is definitely the most hilarious one ^.^

[jairangelmaster]

I don't know if Zevran is brave or stupid cause Oghren nearly loses his temper during their conversations

[angelmissinglove21]

7 and 3 i found the best out of the 10

[RapBattlesOfAwesome]

replace Pike with dick the whole conversation 6:00

[WerewolfWarrior11]

Oghren is right Morrigan that was mean. I agree with Oghren Morrigan should marry the Warden and they should have little Morrigans running around living in the Wilds that would be so cute XD

[HermieLoDORK]

What're YOU talking about?

[Rotkreuz]

Well, smack my ass and call me Sally!

[pungy0]

FUCKEN SPIT N' SHINE FWT!!!! X)

[janelpopp]

Lol I like the Pike Twirler one the best.

[greywarden0]

3 dusters need to sod off

[JohnsSageMaple]

I cant lie, my favorite lines from Oghren are "By my ancestors tits!" or "Shave my back hair and call me an elf!"

[Saffy123100]

zeveran oghren and alister STOP TAINTING EVERYONE IN MY GROUP eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!

[nallimcame]

MASTURBATION JOKES



[Nightlightknight]

I woudn't call them banters exactly, but Oghren has a few good ones with the dog:p

[TheMadSocrates]

@Nightlightknight "You're wearing your pants, Oghren." "THe dog doesn't know that! And it'll be his undoing! Ya hear that, ya nug humper! You're days are numbered! Prepare to die! *passes out*"

[Nightlightknight]

@TheMadSocrates yeah that and the ones about Grand Mabari Charioteers lol

[LulzMania1]

he's so misunderstood. poor oghren :(

[nrvrine427]

@LulzMania1 Nah he's just a huge troll...

[saygoodnightmanuel]

"now that's just mean" :)) haha, Oghren

[elronddarkleaf]

My personal favorite Oghren line:

"Stick with the classics! Heh, leer and drool..."

[ylaenna]

Cracks me up every time when Oghren snort-giggles! Thanks for posting this. Awesome collection.

[OAlbalooshi]

damn i really miss oghern!!

[blackpaw99]

Oh god that first one really got me

[Mrsteelkiller]

Omg a blood dragon armor

[911Vanny]

Wait...what are YOU talking about?

Makes me laugh everytime XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[HitsugiNerd]

Oghren = Best Character in Dragon Age Origins.

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Wynne is pretty perverted...o.o

[MysteryNotes]

@Nerevarineownsyou Giggity.

[xXNeoREXx]

Awesome Video Doude!!!

[Lifeless9619]

you missed a really good one mate, take oghren with you for the gauntlet of andrastate, after you build the bridge oghren will say "atleast noone suggested throwing the dwarf"

[theangryEinherjar]

@Lifeless9619 Isn't that a Lord of the Rings reference?

[Lifeless9619]

@theangryEinherjar yep

[theangryEinherjar]

Is Oghren drinking his own urine? o_o...I think that's what Zevran meant...

[OktaSnkJB]

this is why ilove the Origins :))

[XxLK97xX]

I don't really get Oghren's beer... What exactly does Zevran mean?

All of the other ones are hilarious though.

:D

[Fenrir160202]

I love the end lol Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about? Oghren: What are you talking about?

[strevor79]

oghren should make an appearance in da2

[sugarandspice4815]

3:08 "WHAT?! Draw your weapon and say that again!"

I cannot be the only person whose mind went to a very, very dirty place... lol

5:15 "Keep your pants where I can see 'em." LOL! WTF?!?!

"Little Pike Twirler" was absolutely EPIC!

"Oghren's Beer" is disturbing... funny, but very disturbing...

And "Spit Shine" is classic Oghren.

[enterprise0709]

question: how did you get so many options available down at the quick bar? I can only put 14 ability's there.

[Lowdian]

@enterprise0709 Click and drag it right at the end

[cytorakdemon]

This is why I like Oghren better than Varric in DA2.

[XxLK97xX]

@cytorakdemon

Varric is still hilarious though :D

[filipposist]

oghren rules! :P

[DorisandDeardry]

I love it how off all the attractive girls in the camp, both zevran and oghren seem to go for wynne...

[kikomgwtf]

@DorisandDeardry cos wynne is one hot fucking mama. i'd do her hahaha

[wowAlcare]

@DorisandDeardry For once it's Alistair the normal one X_x !

[MisterMortarious]

@DOUBLEJRYSTER Obviously Oghren drinks so much his pee gets mixed with alcohol.. or he just pour some in...

[DOUBLEJRYSTER]

and i don't get #2

[OxYcOd0n3]

@DOUBLEJRYSTER It's his pee



[DOUBLEJRYSTER]

@OxYcOd0n3 that is disgusting and how does that make you drunk?

[DOUBLEJRYSTER]

lol you should see some of the conversations at vigils keep in awakening they're so hilarious especially the toy horse one XD

[enterprise0709]

Steve Blum: Best voice actor ever!

[DOUBLEJRYSTER]

@enterprise0709 what other characters has he done in games?

[Lowdian]

I just knew the "weapon polishing" was gonna be number 1.

[spartandud3]

i wish Oghren was telling the story in Dragonage 2

[EccentricSage]

@spartandud3

Somebody should write that as a parody. XD

[KubernetePirata]

what about the moment Oghren shared his ale with Wynne?

[dunnodona]

After listened your number 9, I realized one thing: Oghren has the super power to turn a straight girl into  a lesbian, just look at Branka and Sigrun.

[gimppower003]

3 and 1 lmfao

[obliviochamp5986]

hmm... "draw your WEAPON and say that again" which weapon does he mean?

[ccrstarpanda]

what is zevran suggesting when he's questioning where oghren gets all that alcohol? is he implying oghren pees alcohol? that's what I came to, but i'm not sure thats it

[MyIdolIsGaara]

@ccrstarpanda

You're right, that is what Zev is suggesting. He's suggesting after Oghren drinks, he pee's back into the cup and drinks that too.

[ccrstarpanda]

@MyIdolIsGaara

that cannot be healthy :D

[taitai907]

Morrigan's groan at the beginning was schmexy.

[9beatles]

@tzepesh20 ya i love too kill howe alot too, every time i get ready to kill him i switch my wepon to the sword your mother gave you at the start of the game. but i keep nathaniel alive because i felt sorry for him and he has no idea how bad his father was

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

3:07 best WHAT ever.

[SakuraDoll]

cannot believe that is Steve Blum

[AfterlifeBlack]

Yeah "Blow his nose" lol

[zelda0521]

@AfterlifeBlack LOLLL poor Morrigan

[xUxDontxKnowxMex]

omg I lol'd so hard at the one with alistair

[AceFedora2011]

now thats just mean :P

[sesshomakari]

No. Please. No more Morrigans. ._.

[mbbell23]

LOL, World of the Tall!!!

Oghren's perverted laugh is just priceless! 

[maxpower072]

how long did it take everyone to figure out he was making beer in his shoes?

[Nexures]

wheres the conversation between oghren and leliana about oghren's ex wife/girl ?? and at the end oghren farts and says 'hehe silent killer'

[Masterpivot292]

Does anyone know a video that shows every banter in the game? That would be so awesome lol.

[TheDesertRat08]

Hes gross, Hes rude' He's funny, He is awesome!

[jointhearmy555]

smell mah face!

[weldonwin]

@tzepesh20 He really gets off lightly for that. I mean yeah, he goes down choking blood, but I wanted to take time on him, maybe use some of that torture equippment he had laying around

[SupaBlondeDude]

Curious? Heh. Bah, it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? He goes at it when he thinks no ones watchin'. Hehe, knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day, blushed all the way down to his naval, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear, hes gonna hurt himself one day the way he works that thing. I keep tellin' him pikes are for stickin' things at long range; horses and such, not for twirling like a sissy girl.

[turbolen]

keep your pants where i can see them...

[PashedMotatoes]

Velanna: If you must be so close, dwarf, I'd prefer that you turn your head.

Oghren: Well, sorry for looking. I can't help that your womanly splendor is at eye level.

Velanna: What? I was referring to your --

Oghren: Oh, you weren't talking about -- er, what were you talking about?

Velanna: Your breath, dwarf. The fell cloud that emanates from your gaping maw.

Oghren: (Chuckles) They didn't call me the ladykiller of Orzammar for nothing

[ObeymyKrull]

Well after watching this I feel like siting down and give the old weapon the spit shine, I'll leave it up to you to guess what Im talking about

[VampirateYuki]

The one about Alister made me cry I laughed so hard.

[xyzme01]

OGRHEN: so.. antiva.. wonderful place.. full of a.. a-antivans..

ZEVRAN: ogrhen.. if you want to bed me you have only to ask..

OGRHEN: WHAT?! orhh you i`ll woop you.. and say that again..

ZEVRAN: hahahah.. i jest my foul smelling friend.. you are only slighty less atractive to me than a slime field pool of swamp water..

OGRHEN: ergh.. it better be..

ZEVRAN: you have my oath..

OGRHEN: bloody antivans...

* too hilarious!!.. to bad dragon age 2 has less comedy not like origins and awakening

[9beatles]

@tzepesh20 ya every time i kill howe if im a human noble i will always equip the family sword, even if my character is a 2h warrior

[Dragnforce555]

@tzepesh20  Who's anders and varric?

[weldonwin]

@Dragnforce555 Anders and Varric are characters from Dragon Age 2, Anders also being a party member from the Awakening expansion for the first game

[9beatles]

@tzepesh20 you would like oghren and anders in awakening, they argue so much, another good one is when anders is talking to nathaniel about his family (his father was arl howe if you didnt know) and he says something like:

A: your family are the howes?

N: yes

A: if your the howes then what about the whos, wheres, and whats?

N: (sigh)

A: its sad how long it took me to come up with that one

[MrLemoman]

Perv dwarf D:

[Vampericlegends]

(a dwarven family crisis)

Dwarf kid: mommy, why isn't daddy drunk?

D. Mom: your fathers stopped drinking

Dwarf dad: ah I can start any time I want too

Dwarf mom: your sobriety is tearing this family apart!

[juxmook]

@Vampericlegends ROFL

[GeoVII]

@Vampericlegends WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE!

[TheWabbajackX]

@Vampericlegends You, sir, may be my official hero in life now. :D

[InsanelyxLogical]

So he says Alistair shouldn't twirl his pike, but he should polish his weapon? Hmm, double standard.

[kevynspeed]

@InsanelyxLogical lol 

[Insertajokehere]

LOL at the pike thing.

[LadyGreyWarden]

Lol

Wait.. What are you talking about?

What are YOU talking about?

*Sighs* nevermind

priceless. XD

[foojuice101]

No party is complete without Ogrhen!

[peekers]

Dang!!! You dont have the one where he farts next to lelianna!!!

[banfal34]

Aw, you don't have the one where he ask Leliana if they wear anything underneath the Chantry robes XD

[sethnet1022]

The best part about oghrens euphemisms is that he doesnt know he's using one half the time.

[Ranziel1]

@sethnet1022 I... think he does.

[sethnet1022]

@Ranziel1 God, I was being general; were you looking for the exact percentile, or did you not have the sound on for the video?

[Ranziel1]

@sethnet1022 No, I meant that when he was talking about "twirling a pike" he actually did mean THAT pike, but, you know, decided to be Oghren and have a laugh at Wynne.

[sethnet1022]

@Ranziel1 *face-palm*. I'm not going over this with you, sorry.

[Whiteblade17]

wynes got a dirty mind

[BunnyTheSwordsman]

And this is why every party needs a dwarf.

[911Vanny]

@BunnyTheSwordsman You can say that again!

XD

[zoraxpower]

1 dislike. The Warden dissaproves.

[Showu99able]

lol its funny cous the main char is probly laughing his ass off XD

[Joricky12]

wynne is a dirty slut

lol

[dogeatdog53196]

no wonder your wife turned to her own sex for comfort, now that hurts hahaha

[SamGoesLAWL]

HE'S GONNA HURT HIMSELF ONE DAY.

THE WAY HE WORKS THAT THING.

[ninjacorportion]

im not very far in the game, when do you get Oghren? and where?

[SakuraFlower6666]

@ninjacorportion at Orzammar after you do The Proving and do Harrowmont's quest (kill Jarvia,I guess. I always killed her..) It's when you're going to the Deep Roads.

[SakuraFlower6666]

@ninjacorportion or Bhelen's quest and the provings.. I don't know his, though. I never.. supported him. :P

[deeth5]

@SakuraFlower6666 Bhelen's quests don't make you go to the provings, i'm sure you can go anyway but it's not required

[bc71766]

lol the scarf is not for the sticky stuff he is talking about ...

[vadrieriand]

OMG i luv how he makes the other think of..... things on purpose xD

[Pyrofreak321]

Oghren and Sten are amazing.

[thomaslarssomn]

All hail Oghren, the lord of euphemisms!

[adrx2]

LMFAO

Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?

Oghren: What are YOU talking about?

[GrayGunner17]

> MFW the conversation between Dog and Oghren involving Oghren using Dog as a mount in order to charge into battle

> -_-

[SirNatan]

The one I most like wasn't in top ten

Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden...

Morrigan: I hope you're not refering to Alistair.

Oghren: What? Does he even like girls?

LOL

[aaron75fy]

@SirNatan without alistair or with? both are different

[Dracowrath1]

@SirNatan First time I played, I thought Alistair liked the dudes, lol

[Nexures]

@Dracowrath1 he can... didnt u knew that?

[Dracowrath1]

@Nexures yes, via mods

[Mega11221133]

wait, ur talking about an actual pike, like a spear?

Obviously... XD

[Missfudgemonster]

omg no. 3 is my fave ever! i love oghren! x

[BahamutEx]

i love number 3... x)

[alejeron]

zevran reminds me of puss in shrek

[needmorebrain]

Sten: DWARF!

Oghren: What?

Sten: Stop tripping me!

Oghren: What?

Sten: Stop being so small that I keep tripping over you!

Oghren: Oh. Uh? ... Your mother...

Sten: Oh. That was weak. I expected more.

Oghren: I am sorry, couldn't think of something better. I had to be quick!

[Antifrost]

I was about to demand that number 3 was bumped to number 1. Then I saw number 1 XD

[olstar18]

#9 should have been higher on the list.

[Rhanar]

@SteelBeWithYou Meh, somewhat, and heck, she is the only one to best him in a conversation.

[Jonstern1983]

Dude, you should make one for every character.

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

I like the Oghren and Zevran conversations the best...especially "Drunk again Oghren" lol...I love Zevran's dry humor

[MultiHydralisk]

6:56

I was drinking something here. My reaction:

Ghrwawha! (Gulp) BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

[DjOnition]

The one person that disliked this video drank Oghrens beer

[Terastas]

Oghren's beer is the best, if only for the way Zevran says "Oh no. . ."

Oghren knows how to recycle. Do you?

[Hound419]

Oh dear god, I jusy realised what little pike twirler means, EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[dargon80]

You gotta love oghren!

[CorRomeister]

ladies call him AHHHgren.

[Christoffer424]

Tickles em in all the right places LOL!!!!!!!!

[SuikodenClive]

Steven Blum is just awesome as Ohgren. Reminds me of his Wolverine role in Hulk vs.

[greenninja757]

@SuikodenClive he reminds me of the Black Whirlwind

[nakrato]

I love calling someone a "Squishy Nug Licker" i RL, the looks people have on their faces are priceless.

[Vashoth]

alistair:wait what are you talking about?

Oghren what are YOU talking about? rotfl

[klomedih]

oghren just wants to get along.

[LeTurtleDeAwesome]

Alistair, you masturbating little Templar you...

[glass12456]

man everyone thinks oghren is a non stop sex pun but they seem to think about it more then them

[Trevidarium]

Oghren: You know what would do you some good? Alistair: A pair of nose plugs? Oghren: Go out, find a girl. Doesn't matter who, as long as there's no pants involved. Alistair: What makes you think I haven't? Oghren: I can smell purity a mile away. It's a talent. Alistair: That proves to be useful, I'm sure. Oghren: Not that often, it turns out. Be much better if I could smell cheese. Alistair: You have my deepest condolences. Oghren: Yep. So do you. -- Would be my 1st but Spit is good.

[AGearsPlayer]

number 8, number 3, and number 1. agree then vote up

[Blink182Fan16]

Lmao, I love Alistairs reaction "That's disgusting!" and "Where people can see you?!"

Gotta love the banter.

[DarkxBlood89]

"draw your weapon and say that again"

Just realized that if Zev wanted too he could have given a much different reaction to that being said to him.... >.> just to scare Oghren

[proddster]

alistair masturbates! lols

[juxmook]

The names Oghren, but the ladies pronounce it Ahhhhhgren.

[hamsterdoom360]

04:59 How dare he, indeed.

[spenore]

the land of the tall

[StarbucksAwesome]

no wonder she turned to her own sex for comfort.

now thats just MEAN.

LMAO

[Karakatsapoyllos]

My personal top is the one in the Deep Roads while you search for the Anvil :

Oghren: Okay...... Who ate the garbage??

Sten: What, dwarf?

Oghren: Come on.. you gave birth to a cloud to be proud of......

Sten: Hmpf....

Oghren: You gotta give a name to that my friend...... wew!! :P

[VicGeorge2K6]

Oghren is the master of making anything sound dirty.