Wizard People, Dear Reader - THE GATE OF SH*T (Chapter 23)

[ganja420pothead]

@snowpixie15- Haha! Ikr. That's what makes this the best chapter so far xD

[placidandy]

Daaaaamn man, Ronny the Bear has it all worked out. He had it all worked out straight up from the start man. He's a ginger crystal jesus.

[x1te]

The shrugs are working.

[snipelfritz]

This chapter is incredible. It seems like the further he gets from the actual story the more brilliant it is.

Also, the further along, the more he starts to sound like Professor Frank from The Professor Brothers/China, IL.

[snowpixie15]

I love how after Ron says his line at 2:30, Harry's expression fits perfectly :)

[guatahala]

It was not a good idea to try eating hot soup while watching this.

[BassGeekJack]

His mother... is beautiful. The guy... seems pretty cool too

[vonallmt]

@BabexayPorshaei641 you're lonely because you type like a moron.

[MarloweB3488]

Holy shit, this is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen and my greatest regret is that it's been out since 2004 and I'm only now aware of it

[GandalfTheBalding]

@MarloweB3488 I feel like not enough people know about this

[starpies]

This is so inspirational.

[dasgdasg]

When Ron the Mighty is stood in front of the gate of heaven, he begins to denounce it. He cries, "Heaven is for those too scared of nothingness! I will go no further than my mortal flesh will carry! This mirror is the sickbed of heaven, Harry! The eternity of pansy lives!" Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror. He is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now.

Words of wisdom, Ron. Words of wisdom.

[starpies]

43 days straight. That always cracks me up.

[W101stormgirl]

The eternity of pansy lives.!

[vacuumcleanerbot]

What an unusually poetic section

[Tjemoscene]

sounds like the professor brothers

[TheBarbaraManatee]

@Tjemoscene it's brad neely. the same guy.

[Upfish1]

don't you want some soup or coco harry?

[androx17]

His mother is beautiful. The guy seems pretty cool too.

[wwwdotyourmomdotcom]

I,

I want Brad Neeley to write a book about a warrior, who is a total supreme bad ass. And then narrate it so i can buy a hard copy and an audio copy.

[TheXenoChemist]

This video perfectly summarizes my philosophy of life.

[SmakTurd]

HEAVEN IS FOR THOSE TOO SCARED OF NOTHINGNESS. I WILL GO NO FURTHER THAN MY MORTAL FLESH WILL CARRY.

[quidnuncnarniac]

Perpetual Pansyness of heaven...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[aishuakshi77]

Ahahahaha 43 days straight!

[azerskater]

The guy........seems pretty cool too.

[Om24Nom24Nom]

I think i just shit.

[sloppyjoes7]

He and his champion must enter it... TOGETHER! 2:10

[ExhaustedBus]

"For 43 days straight, Harry sits in front of the gate of heaven."

[TheXenoChemist]

This video sums up pretty much my whole outlook on life. I will go no farther than my mortal form will carry!

[TheXenoChemist]

This and the Pork Family Project are my favorite parts.

[ferrett6]

he means shrugs, he says they feels his trapezius, the muscle shrugging uses. so that's what he means, he can feel it because the shrugs are working.

[FredSmitih]

your life will be the envy of heaven and its slobbery inhabitants!

[filmsbyMIKE]

brad neely gives morgan freeman a run for his money as best narrator ever.

[CorisDavis913]

ROLF "No worbles". He's just inventing words

[PocketC00KIE]

His mother is Beutiful. The guy seems pretty cool to. XD

[xoxCarlyx7]

harry is all but wrapped in a buffalo skin, dancing and shaking a bow and arrow around a ceremonial fire. His rite of passage is here. now.

[spagerbot]

And Harry answers "Fuck off".

[jmobo93]

His mother... is beautiful. The guy... seems pretty cool, too.

[lasoogneypubes]

Lol Brad Neely is so rediculously good with making up metaphors and using funny analogies. Fuckin' A this is brilliant

[joewhittles]

Ronnie the bear: Secular Humanist

[snailboy38]

I love the insane metaphors.

[ethethPS3]

i love these vids

[ooliviaboliviaa]

THIS one is the best

[marlesimms]

Dumbledore's monologue is so great

[baroquejen]

I am starting to think that some of this writing is as beautiful as it is funny. Impressed.

[wuzbuzzin]

I so agree with you. This is one of the most silly, insanely beautiful and brilliant productions Iveever watched.

[AmiAmorada]

"For 43 days strait, Harry sits in front of the gate of heaven, waiting for either God to appear, or for Ronnie to come back and apologize. But to Harry's surprise, neither show up." XD LOL!!!!

[Dracomalfoychat]

i am a christian and i love harry potter...its my boy friend...i worship it...lol

[john1234567869]

god's not real

[lemonchicken41]

what's that got to do with anything

[john1234567869]

...Nothing.

[Bl00dykid]

LOL 43 DAYS!

[MingusDew88]

"his mother...is beautiful. The guy...seems pretty cool, too."

hahahaha

[brain4aheart]

this is fucking incredible shit.

i couldnt find the angry christian guys post but i bet that was fucking funny too.

i too, felt watching it that i was all but wrapped in a buffalo skin waving a steers headbone.

yeah and fuck yeah.

[regularmagnolia]

When his parents hold his shoulder, what does he say?

"The shrugs are working"

or

"The drugs are working"?

The latter makes more sense, but the prior is what it most sounds like.

[Dracomalfoychat]

the drugs

[XanBcoo]

Shrugs are an exercise that target your trapezius muscles in the shoulders.

That's why he and his mother feel his shoulders in unison.

[regularmagnolia]

XanBcoo: That's an interesting explanation, and sounds plausible. So it's either that or slurring "drugs".

Oh well never meant to over-analyze. :-) Crap, I really must re-watch all of this. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think it may be because of the witty puns, non-sequiteurs, double entendres and that amazingly funny voice.

[lProN00bl]

gotta love when overly sensitive christians get freak out over this stuff...seriously if your that offended, why don't you join the fanatics whining that harry potter teaches us to be witches and worship the devil? lol seriously...

[leebee888]

some christions are to sensitive! i am a christion and i am keeping my cool. guys it is just a joke if you dont like it just rate it one star and leeeeeave!!!!

[Kom3tBrawl]

Same, and by the way, it's an A, not an O.

Really, some people should just deal with what they watched.

[zazenjoe]

the terminal beauty of being a wizard

[NoveltySocks]

I love Harry's face after Ronnie the Bear says "I will go no further than my mortal flesh will carry"

[marlesimms]

It's brilliant - I noticed that too. Neely's version fits better with Harry's facial expression than the original hahaha

[imascooby1985]

I also love that Rons face does the complete opposite.

[ohyousexylush21]

how in the hell did this funny harry potter out take turn into some rampage about religion?! HOW?! Like omfg. I can't wrap my brain around it. Can't people just watch a fucking video, enjoy it and laugh without shoving there god damn religion down our throats?!

[iloveoperons]

"For 43 days straight..."

"Harry is all but wrapped in a buffalo skin..."

:)

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"the guy seems pretty cool too." I like how he doesn't insult the movie, but it conveys very poetically the typical stereotype the media loves to push on us about Heaven being a stupid fantasy of make-believe with the "reality" that life is condemned to nothing. If you have faith in Jesus then maybe you would understand, there really isn't anything wrong or "childish" about love and peace. It's what makes someone a better person. I respect your hilarity, and I say what I do with positive regard.

[zachvogt]

... you're looking too much into this. Please don't over analyze and dissect such a classic piece of comedy.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Just stickin' up for what I believe in. I'm sure you'd do the same thing :)

[thetruancybot]

since when does the media portray heaven like that? and what does this have to with the video?

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

You see it all over the place. Family Guy, talk shows tend to have the over-the-top religious people who yell and scream to "defend" Jesus, which has everything to do with Heaven, 'cause that's what is being persued. Watch the vid again, it's got EVERYTHING to do with it. And, again, I'm just stickin' up for what I believe in.

[thetruancybot]

i just don't understand, there's nothing attacking your faith. why bring it up?

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"Heaven is for those too scared for nothingness...the sickbed of Heaven, Harry. The eternity of pansy lies..." ext., ext.

[thetruancybot]

but it's just ronnie the bear saying that.

you know what never mind, this is stupid. it's a humorous overdub of the first harry potter film. get over it.

[bathmat13]

"Heaven is for those too scared of nothingness" ManWhoLovesTheMary, YOU are the godhead, an all powerful functioning replica of the universe, as above, so below, don't surrender your infinite birthright- you were god, all along.

[doctorchalupa]

manwholovesthemary-

quit playin the racial card like a black guy at a corporate job. nobody is sympathetic to you or thinks you are special. this was meant to be humerous and you are making a stink about it because you are insecure. noone gives a fuck

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

You talk as if I'm the one ranting on about it. I'm not the one with the problem, you're the one making a problem out of it. If I was insecure, believe me, I would be hiding instead of letting my voice be heard.

[hitlerwascute]

Shut up.

[TurdFerguson98]

That was quite an inspiring speech at the end.

[Benjamin666face]

not the the perpetual pansiness of heaven!

[MischaArielle9000]

LOL he sat in front of the mirror for FORTY SIX DAYS!!!

[BrokenexFlowersex]

"The drugs...are working."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ACDC392333]

yknow what Dumbledore sees in the mirror: A naked Harry.

[rockerchic3214]

funny, but wrong. :D

[ACDC392333]

unfortunatley its true because JK admitted Dumbledore was gay....

Actually for people like me who hate Harry Potter its quite funny

[AtmanDave]

"Ron leaves him to contemplate his stupid mirror and the design of the cosmos and the terminal beauty of being a wizard."

[scelerisin]

his mother is beautiful.

the guy seems pretty cool, too.

XDDD

[shaybear426]

" Hell in to 2's and 4's!"

[charmedimsurebl]

I love it when he totally goes off into a tangent.. Where did the native American thing come from!?

[Shrasta50]

he does when he doesnt want to explain what is going in the movie. But i think it's better the way he does it

[eryltheperil]

why not take a deep telling look.

[roseline55]

this is like Gilgamesh

[Stantzs]

I was going to say thats fucking stupid, but the more I think I think about it the more it fits.

[razzdot]

we shall drink to lives confines.

dumbledore is shaking with passion.

[Heudoisin]

Near-Dead-Dumbledore says "You are meant to stay with US, THE LIVING" :D

[millencolinman]

It's suprisingly poetic around every corner

[ali921812]

the woman beautiful the guy pretty cool too

haha

[HIMkidHIM]

haha, such a vocabulary.

"sphere of manhood"

[Howzer123]

I would buy this on DVD, over the original even.

[KillersRokMeSox]

ME TOOOOO!

[hhilulu]

lmao.. native american??? i love these videos....

[interSomething]

"The pansyness of heaven"....

THIS DESTROYS HARRY.

Fuck yeah, Brad Neely. Fuck yeah.

[BrokenLookingGlass]

Not the perpetual pansiness of heaven. Oh Gods, this had me choking on my own laughter. The rocks of glory, the rite of passage, and Ronnie the Bear's speech are all hilarious.

[locustmunch]

and... not that quotable...

[Octoberlilly]

"Don't you want some soup ir cocoa, Harry?"

[srJak]

"For 43 days straight he sits in front of the gate to heave waiting for god to appear" ROFL

[psxballa13]

"the shrugs are working"

[appleslime]

brilliant!

[zara3187]

"his mother..beautiful, the guy ... seems pretty cool too"

[RKingFaraday]

"Heaven is for those too scared for nothingness! I will go no further than my mortal flesh will carry! This mirror is the sickbed of Heaven, Harry. The eternity of pansy lies." Ronnie will have nothing to do with the mirror. He is only concerned with the flesh and blood of the now.