actual evp of demons talking!

[PsychoticCanadian98]

I.. am a DEMON! AND I'M GONNA SKULL FUCK YOU rella hard,

[ElnombredeSatanas]

It says I am the cookie monster!

[roro879]

record it played backwards,demons speak in reverse

[MultiVietMinh]

FAKE!

[Miggers23]

kid get your bitch ass off my youtube.

[springelybee]

Seems legit

[runningfawn19]

that was fake all is says is welcome to my water bitch and fuck ur mom in the ass and gimme me

[divedog59]

Would you pass the potatoes please. That's it, he just got up from a nap it's been a long day.

[gjdmkd]

i think its saying what are we going to do now bitch i love to suck men in the ass gimme.....

[Kumbabeasttube]

Translation: I'll have a Cheeseburger and a large order of fries, Large Pepsi No Coke!

Seriously you didn,t catch that :)

[SyrinxPriestOf]

you people have missed the point of this veedeo, he actually implanted a subliminal message in your brain, via "evp mindfuck alpha".

[kylelund453324]

lol it says "fuck your baby ass " lol

[SUBW00F3RR]

Sounds like Microsoft Sam with a pitched down voice. xD

[jslade60]

it says(luke i am your father) no shit

[STARSPARANORMAL]

I believe everyone should flag this obvious attempt of trickery as fraudulent & report videos like this to youtube. It may not do any good.....but it would at least catch someones attention & hopefully remove these morons from youtube someday. Here's a real evp captured at Villisca Murder House that we believe to be a demonic growl. see S.T.A.R.S.

[Sypaka]

Microsoft Sam... 

[wyteout201]

it says, fuck your mom in the ass lol...

[frizzij]

fuck u and all inhabite

[kissyoassgoodbye]

what do u wanna do u little bitch and i wanna fuck ur mom in the ass thats what it says

[NightOwl2022]

I'm so f****** tired of these FAKE videos being posted up on Youtube. Why not use that time to pleasure yourself instead of making other people miserable you f****** moron? I bet you'll get a better kick out of that than reading all the hateful comments. Not only are you making the paranormal seem like a joke but your making the FEW REAL EVp's seem like just another fake.

[ruinscarp]

It said "FUS RO DAH"

[jacksonjax603]

he said go and eat your self fag

[MegaBigmike666]

im a paranormal investigater and it is hard to get people to believe with assholes like you there are real demons out there and they are tring to do harm so stop being retarded and let us try to help those that actully beleive and wants protected from them

[seras117]

sorry,i don't speak Lady GaGa.lol

[dwall83]

"Hi my name is rick do u wanna take it up the ass later." get a life kid. BTw that what i heard

[twenty2082]

you ARE Now About to witness the strength of street knowledge

[bearspeas1]

@twenty2082 Straight outta ghost-town, crazy muther fucker that's spooky, but this track still smells like DOOKIE! Never seen like a fake ghost in the dark etc.

[carolebeni30]

what do you want to do with this bitch. kick his mom in the ass.

[FragileDarkness665]

Hello, I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.

[barnesfam]

Welcome to (inaudible) bitch.

At least that's what I heard.

[blizzyblakem]

What would your mama do lil bitch? Fuck your mom in the ass. Giggity

[CrazyForChocolate101]

Lmao the end said something about fuck your mother in the ass

[imstm]

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS GOD AHAHAHA

[mrSunnylove14]

you all die

[ProjectApocalypse12]

I heard "motherfucking little bitch. Fuck your mom in the ass. Giggity"

[AnonRanGER01]

"Welcome you *wannado?*  little bitch. Fuck your mom in the ass."

[Eury45107]

you need to give it a better title, like "fake demon evp's". I actually have demon evp's and they sound NOTHING like this.... Why would you lie about it? Your not impressing anyone... Kinda childish if you ask me, you say you were 11 and bored, well change the title and don't lie about it....

[Lpsgirly1]

kewl but fake

[M0Ta46]

it's friday,friday,friday, gotta get down on friday. "

[cazarrubiaz1]

This shit sucks

[jasonsmedia001]

i think it says something like welcome to walmart you little bitch fuck your monkey ass.

[DrEvilPlayer]

I heard welcome to.wallmart you little bitch

Im in your mothers ass

[TheSlickmasterjedi]

Idk the first part but yhe second part says "fuck your mom in the ass"

[pHappyfeet]

i heard, "Welcome to Walmart you little bitch... i'm in your mothers ass"

[NovaGas123]

whahahahaaawayooowayowayohhh

[pandabaremadden]

he said..."i want you fucking bitch your going to hell"

[kingmatt97]

I think it is saying go away and leave me alone!!!!!!! ......

[EmptinessIsSuicide]

This video is fake as hell, but i'm still going to have fun with it and tell you what i think it says....

"...HI, I'M A FUCKING RETARD WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME BUT TO MAKE FAKE EVP VIDEOS TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE...I'M THE REASON WHY PARANORMAL RESEARCHERS HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME TRYING TO GAIN CREDIBILITY AND WHY MOST PEOPLE DONT TAKE THE PARANORMAL SERIOUSLY...".

Thanx for the disrespect asshole.

[matt052196]

@EmptinessIsSuicide actually "hey, I was 11 and bored" seems more appropriate :P

[TheMetnick]

@matt052196 and now you are 15 and still nothing to do

[Ikillpeopleforfree]

@matt052196 I hope some demons really come to visit your lame butt, little boy who cried wolf. 11 is not allowed to post on youtuve. I am reported you and you're grounded buddy.

[OrinDac]

@matt052196 Go play a video game.  THAT would be MORE appropriate.

[Rldm1012]

@matt052196 lol you're now 15 or 16, or whatever, and the video still here.... -.-

[pwnerboy99]

@EmptinessIsSuicide ur stupid go die

[BabyboyyRecords]

@EmptinessIsSuicide HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THUMBS UP!!!

[TheVanity212]

@EmptinessIsSuicide THAT IS SOME WHAT TRUE...but so damn mean....

[ttylm13]

what do you wanna do later bitch ...... fuck your mom in the ass

[STARZ344]

Sexy ass voice!! :) lol..

[tyler5085]

"Your being such a Horney ass bitch"

"Slap me with this wip"

[DCX717]

this face because at the end the "demon" says just kidding.

[tailsfox2021]

WELCOME TO A WAITER BITCH.....FUCK YOUR BABY IN ASS????

[caitlin19993]

come over here bitch i wanna fuck u in the ass mmm gimme

[C2ntCh6culaR]

shake it like a polaroid pictchuh gimme that bitch

[luisvillslugger]

1. Yes can I have a number 2 plain

2. What kinda drink (coke please and that's all)

3.its $3.45 pull up to the window thank you

[lacaradio]

welcome to hell mutherfuker ima fuck u in the ass

[adSpaniC]

1 what are you ganna do later bitch

2 fuck your mom in the ass

3 gimmie

[gjdmkd]

@adSpaniC  i excactly heard tht but i dedent understand wat he was sayin at the end

[017SHAMe]

@adSpaniC u've got good ears... =p

[switchme7274]

at the end were it cuts off i here the word (gimmie)

[TheDieselguy1988]

Yeah I heard "fuck you bitch, fuck you right in the ass."

[Erm5563]

"Id fuck that Rooster.... Mmm chicken!"

[MegaChaos1996]

"I want the number three with a large fry and a shake"

[maddogwisconsin]

something about "do her like a bitch... fuck her up the ass"

[jhoward0422]

FAKE!!!!!



[RebHarris2012]

lol that's just someone using Audacity.

[HeavyMetalLerch]

It's saying fuck of you bitch

[1957kevy]

sounds like why do we bother to little bitch fuck your mother in law

[DignityBane]

It's from a Subway, 'Yeah I want cheese. I said I want cheese... dumb bitch'

[bvbislife1]

i herd sumthin about a bitch then fucking sum1in the ass nd then the last 1 sounded like he said hehe

[henchmen999]

Evp is just the recording device picking up interference. Evp was debunked years ago.

[WillowMayin]

@henchmen999 no it is not. it is something people use still today and it has been proven to work.

people have gone into houses with no prier nolage of what happened in there and found out through evp. they ask questions and they got real answers.

[WillowMayin]

@henchmen999 tho i would have to admit this person sure makes people think the way u do with the stupid shit they pull on the internet

[stpossom]

LAAAME! Try growing sum balls and go get a REAL evp!

[MyThrillers]

He says "what do you want to do bitch? " "Fuck you in the ass...what do you..."

[eeriecupcakie]

yeahhhhhhhh uh nice try.

[theballshanglow1]

I would tell you about taking an arrow to the knee, but I took a spear to the balls.

[murphyfootballer1916]

This is fake some one recorded this at home and changed the voice pattern and tone. I am a actual paranormal investigator. I have listened to thousands of hours of actual EVp's. This is a joke.

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

@murphyfootballer1916 so was your comment wahahaha

[drunkinmolerat]

@murphyfootballer1916 football is appropriate for paranormal investigators. They're both ridiculous endeavors. lol

[katerina277ful]

@murphyfootballer1916 really paranormal investigator?i have a lot of experiences

but this time i have a demon incubus,can you give me some good iformation??

[skillsaw2010]

@murphyfootballer1916 then you may be interested to know, that all ur paranormal investigations are meaningless, if you think they are souls of dearly departed humans. They are not. They are demons. Plain and simple. Ghosts are actually demons. yup.

[AnonRanGER01]

@skillsaw2010

"They are demons. Plain and simple".

LOL Take your meds.

[Tyrant9]

@murphyfootballer1916 Hey if you are an actual paranormal investigator then give me a take on paranormal entities of which your heard, experienced, etc.

[laramandujano]

@murphyfootballer1916 PLEASE< Listen to the one I just posted! I DO NOT believe in ghost or anything like that but last night at work, I was recording, the audio gets muffled then you hear it then it goes back to me talking. Do you think im weird or do you hear it too? Scared the crap out of me! I didnt even watch the video till about an hour or so ago, here at my house.

[chuy2569]

1.demon..what you wanna do little bitch....2.demon...idk.....1.d­emon....fuck your mom in the ass...hey gibby

[TheSonofBroly]

i heard something about a bitch and fucking your mother in the ass xDDD then something like gibs idk lol

[296192001]

This is fake but if it were real it would be in Latin most likely

[jtfrost27]

i think it says "If you dont do it then your a B****h"? "Then come wack me off"?

[metioner]

Thumbs up if u knew that this is a joke and clicked it anyways.

[TheKhorton29]

welcome to something bitch and go fuck your mom in the ass so fake man lol good one

[muffinzZ15]

the 2nd one said fuck your mom in the ass

[MultiJOKER218]

OH MY F***IN GOOOOOD THAT IS EXTEAMLY DISTURBING NOT INTENDED FOR LITTLE IDS TO HEAR KIDS 12 AND UNDER SHOULD NOT LISTEN NO JOKE

[420mannaful]

me knows this is fake =/

[PANDORUM12]

me thinks this be fake. i have a hard time believing a demon would (after thousands of years of learning insults), go with the rude yet immature insults of "what are you going to do you little bitch", and "fuck your mom in the ass". surely after spending an extensive period of time throwing people into sulfer pits in hell, one would think up something a little more classy.

[adaffu1]

NOOOO, ITS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE LITTLE WITCH

[gameperson119]

I watched this when i was eating a hotpocket (ham and cheese)

[RBsLikeArbys]

@DuffyMooCows

[BreeBellaDoll]

fuck you little bitch fuck you in the ass give me

[nuskeman10]

what are you gonna do you little bitch, fuck your mum in the ass, giggity xD

[Honeycakesz19]

1st one says harder harder u little bitch

2nd says fuck ur mom in the ass

[skaterGUY534]

i think the second one sais fuck ur mom in the ass

[NuffsaiD465]

1st one: harder harder u littile bitch

2nd one: i have no fuking idea........... gibby

[mikewantsahug]

I wonder what this translates to in Aramaic..

[XIceColdChickenX]

I wanna have a ice-cream... with strawberrys and... banana

[Z3R0X99]

Fake and gay !!!!!

[steveborders]

fake! voice changer



[Shirou63]

1 demon: Welcome to my house bitch

2 demon: fuck your ugle ass... then it sounded like it was going to say "give me" or gibby

[ranodoo]

tfound

[sirkalin1]

At first I was thinking definitely faked and made by a real human person with a voice changer, but judging from what I heard now and know, am thinking otherwise, so Thumbs UP and Added to my EVP's possibly related to "Dying NASA Scientist's Info" playlist! Thanks! (albeit I do not believe in demons in the traditional xtian way anymore, see my public playlists to find out more and why)

[sirkalin1]

So I just listened again a 3rd time and yeah, what I said before is exactly what I heard again this time too.

[sirkalin1]

so yeah Give me or GIMME would make more sense too,

[sirkalin1]

Welcome to Fuck World Bitch, Fuck you'r mother's ass ....Gibby - that's what I heard the second time I listened

[j0hnxjxrambo]

Lol.....sounded like optimus prime.

[poohpriyasakhi]

@j0hnxjxrambo LOL YA xDDD

[PotNinjaMonkey]

It's the Notepad speech thing for PC and it's you saying something like "What are you gonna do with it bitch?" and someone else or maybe you again saying either "Fuck your mom in the ass" or "Fuck you right in the ass"

[LilithNGarner]

THis is so fake but funny as hell.

[chase1681]

1st demon: do you wanna do it you bitch

2nd Demon: Fuck you i brought the grass

[BlissyBug7]

First one says "What do you want here, bitch?"

Second one I cannot make out but sounds like maybe "What you want off... Give me" or "Giving"

That's hard to figure it out if it really even IS a true EVP. For all I know you recorded something and slowed it down ten fold >_<

[TrianTobiFanny]

I think it says: 'speed it up and hear your own voice'

[badfender223]

The first demon says this is a digital recording of normal voice with the pitch setting to minus whatever. The second one says you are a weenie with way too much time on your hands.

[MrFRESH2207]

What a fucking moron

[danthearcitect]

this is what it says"shut the **** up get out of my birth zone you bloody fool

[TheDanrox110]

1st: welcome to the barbaque bitch

2nd; fuck your mom in the ass

[zodomc12]

1st: Go make some food stupid bitch.

2nd: Get off your lazy ass.

[ScrewedMentality]

2nd demon it sound like fuck ur mom in the ass

[NoLabelProductionsCA]

welcome to barbaque little bitch,, fuck you up in the ass

[FuOcO623]

@NoLabelProductionsCA seriously that is what I heard...lol

[NegativexXxZero]

Wobbledy wobbledy bitch. Dont forget watch... Yipee

[MsAlleneMarie]

this is fake.. -_- sorry to tell you

[SubwooferBox1000]

gergle gergle

[DuffyMooCows]

1st Demon: Oil the ground with wiggle witch.

2nd Demon: Don't forget to snatch..... Gibby.

[punkygirlofficial]

@DuffyMooCows wtf LMAO

[TheKarnic]

at the end he said give me

[Lollivator]

sounds like dubstep...

[kriskwick]

@Lollivator Accurate -.-'

[ankeny123456789]

stuped you made that with sound efects even the evp doesnt work with the sound

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

i dont like GET HOLY OIL AND SALT and SAINT MICHAEL and SAINT MARIA and make HOLY GROUND

[MrMultiflex]

It sounds like a faint voice says AGAIN, then a 2nd voice says, WELCOME MONSTER 1 OH BROOK, there's pause then a 3rd voice says BET YOU BREAK IN HALF pause again then GIVE IT.

[jettassassin]

thumbs up if you read the comments to see if something pops up

[XxExamplezz21xX]

what are you gona do little bitch fuck your mum up the ass the something ended

[FabSquirrel303]

@XxExamplezz21xX Yeah it's something like that. Scary when teenagers start talking like demons :P

[Hokova]

Sounds like my friend.

[LongshanksSid]

yeah that was really good in fact I can tell you exactly what it said, it said your a dick, and go play with some battery acid. Or something about your a homo.

[CHEVYNOVA70SS]

stupid and fake

[gothicgirly94]

Well... that's funny. :D

[jjovereats]

this is not demons talking.

[xxkillercicadaxx]

'waddle waddle you little bitch.... Waddle waddle giggity.'

:D

[AHoodedDemon]

i rofled :D

[lxlEmotionallxl]

i heard giggity at the end :l just sayin lol

[jwrodgers1]

its saying your not welcomed bitch

[fluffygurl5gz]

someone talking but slowed down

[jaredsmith1998]

that was a ghost saying in the last part that it wants something i think like vengence

[1modermwarfare2weed]

that was the gayest thing i have ever seen fuck the makers of this video put some real demons talking on video

[MrWhitemare]

Transformers mask def

[shirleytherabbit]

What are you going to do lilttle bitch, get the fuck out.... no.w. thats wat i hear

[phishintube]

haha. the second part is "fuck your mon in the ass"

[KnockOutCombo]

Pretty sure its fake. But it sounds like "what would your momma do bitch? Fuck your mom in the ass" and at the very end it sounds like "KIDDING!"

[TheTanner92kennedy]

Fake as fuck. And you say what do you wanna do later bitch

[vampirebooklovergirl]

it is saying "what do you want, bitch?" and then it said it again "What do you want,Bitch?"

[doggieman1961]

you actually have the nerve to slow down peoples speech and propose that as demons. my goodness, the internet is full of total morons.

[mistofoles]

It says "This is so fake"

[goldenpassages]

I don't know why you would ask this bunch a question when you know it will not be a serious answer...