FAT NINJA = SWORD INTO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

[TSUNAMIxxTIGERxxFANG]

hahahahahahahahaha.... lol

[totiisawesome]

this is why fat ppl shouldn't play with swords

[MichaelNTL]

Les Choristes

[M3shr1983]

Yeah he wants to die.

[kitkat39]

LOL i had the same set he's got. Those are only pointy at the tip, but the rest of the sword isn't really sharp, so he lucked out

[DustinWorker]

Fake swords are fake, he caught one on the blade end and he still has all his fingers!

[bamboozel1234]

It's family guy's Peter

[FAJYTAHZ17]

the music makes him look like one of those creepy ass chubby kids going on a killing spree, due to his clumsiness xD

[bushputz]

Ummm...

Is it bad form to wish you condolences in advance?

[kogai]

Darwin.

[lfthomas93]

why dont you learn the way of the sword before you go and make a fool out of yourself

[Wolfkeeper1996]

Good on him, he was awsome with those swords!

[samuraichuck87]

this guy is a danger to himself and everyone around him!!

[blazingfury26]

this guy is walking the fine line between bravery and stupidity btw he got friking lucky with the last one could've lost an eye there

[f8talh8red]

maybe next time he can use one of those swords to cut some of the "disgusting" off of his fat ass!

[shadowboyzx]

Lmao I was dying when he said don't walk closer to me.

[Vyse500]

Like a fat bad idea that keeps moving forward

[Jarno1510]

maybe you should start with a (soft) stick?

[GirouxToTheMax]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOME ONE PLEASE STOP HIM BEFORE THE THE VIDEO REACHES A WHOLE MINUTE!!!!!!!

[navyteccs]

dude really just stop your ganna hurt yourself

[juggalobiggy]

about to be the first accidental sepiku

[RobCardIV]

heehehehe oh maan oh man.

i need to sohw this to my kids.

Kids.. oyu might think your lookin cool.

but look at this fucking retard.

[deadeye382]

Laugh now, Cause for today he gets swods..But for his birthday, He getting guns 0_0 and you cant dance with those.

[OooHesGood]

hahaha!!! (scared voice) 00:23 "Dont walk closer to me."

[OooHesGood]

LMAO!

[taysanvideo]

I fucking LOVE Darwin.

[AlexTheAverageKid]

I think he got the wrong idea when someone told him to cut down the calories

[TalulahsDaddy]

Chris Farley is looking down from heaven, smiling.

[CasualDiscussion]

His technique actually wasn't bad lol. He's just fucking around with cheap ass swords, and he's not practiced enough to use sharpened ones yet. This shits normal for people who just get swords. The only thing that's actually even funny is how fucking fat his ass is.

[SweNoXc]

hahahahaha

[pKx96]

just Like a boss!

[awesomeseekerdude999]

all i can say is............. YOU'RE AN IDIOT (echo voice) IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOt IDIot IDiot Idiot idiot idiot idiot i d i o t

[OooHesGood]

@awesomeseekerdude999 hahaha Nice echo effect.

[cozmosmashzu]

They really need to install some sort of back round check for morons!

[scottydallas]

This was posted in 2007. Surely he is dead by now or at least missing a few limbs

[IIDefect]

You'll shoot your eye out.

[syntaxed2]

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHAHAHAHah

[MrBobbyhill39]

dumbass dont fling swords around if u drop them and cut your face with them

[detroitos]

He lost several pints of blood from that wound but NINJAS bleed from the inside so you don't know their weaknesses.

[jetsulleen12]

what swords there are?

[XxhadoukenxX]

an inch away from cutting half of your face off

[qpae123]

This is the real ninja !:)) '' wtf??oo Dont get close to me !'' = real killing machine! XD

[BeatlesFan11711]

Beverly Hills ninja

[aitneh888]

lesson: fat guys must not play swords

[DENISPAVONZ1973]

What is going to take for this dude stop playing with swords, someone Is going to get hurt bad.:(

[Aluzard]

why is it allways phatt ass guys that is "TRYING" too do this kind of stuff.. Do they think they will impress ze girls with it or something?

[TheIafata]

WoW briliant :D you can kill yourself with one single strike

[angelbeast1000]

call him the all mighty eater of donuts ninja. 

[elsamuraiguapo]

He doesn't care because those things aren't sharp enough to penetrate his blubber.

[ivoandsumi]

yeaa I know I am a dick But Eat Much? :D

[wolf3001]

I have a friend who has some issues I believe he had these same blades. If these are the ones that fit together to form a baton. I told him not to swing those cheap ass things around and one day the damn blade flew out of the handle and hit his wall. Kids who play with this shit without any training are damn idiots the parents who allow it are no better. I grew up buying swords my first was that cheap one everyone has seen on that shopping channel video where it breaks and hit the guy.

[GORILASARCASMO]

le hubiera salido gratis la lipo si se lo hubiera encajado.....

[cutieyuffie]

wtf! xD

[xV8Trucker]

pure skill xD

[johnmacism]

um ninja da pesada o filme

[danielthonon]

i sang that song at 4 grade, im actullaly belangual

[SITLTours]

*drop sword...play it off

*drop sword again... play it off

*almost cut face...play it off

*finish sword dance like a boss

[TheMrKiller88]

@SITLTours Throll Face

[Leziii]

He died a month later after falling over, one of the blades punctured his lungs when he fell over by accident.

[EriktheRedo]

He is seriously going to hurt himself one day lol. I have recently, severed my EPL tendon in my left thumb. (no gaming possible without surgery), I'll make a video of it soon with pics of the initial slash too lol.

[Asgardia]

ANOTHER FAT KID WITH A SWORD-TSK HOWS THE WORLD COMING TO-----TO MUCH BURGER AND RPG I GUESS-

[Asgardia]

you wannabe sword fat prick greenhorn slub noob! weak ass moroon ! you should have got a much larger slice in the face that would make all of us! proud!

[iliteritmonkey]

YOUR RACK DISCIPRINE, CHUBBY ROUND EYE!!

[SOAD6661000]

Omg xDD

[Kenjineering]

lol just walking around casually dropping shit left, right and centre!

[NeroKoso]

Oh my God........ Damn. That's just... Oh man... I.. Don't know what to say actually.

[sanatoriumofsoul]

fat people just ...... man i hate these rpg lovers !!!

[VipDCL92]

LOL

[gregg1944553]

I SHALL NAME YOU

LOP-CHONG!

[YumeinaDude]

Autism strong in this one.

By the way, he looks like David-kun.

[breaker1237547]

This guy does seem pretty good with a sword though

[Davolas46]

thats pretty funny

[Kurowaltsu2]

your cousin is a moron your a smart mother fucker for backing away xD

[trefod]

He's so nearly there... Yet so far away.

[n1blackman4u]

ok not gonna lie his sword spin was nice, but despite the fact that it kept slipping out of his hands kept doing like he wanted to Mame him self or someone around him, you sure your cuz don't secretly hate you?

[blazingfury26]

dude.....seriously...this vid is asking to be trolled so dont whine if it happens

[psovegeta]

totally irresponsible! If it wasnt bad enough he knocked his own glasses off, he continues to swing the swords around after! Could have easilly thrown the sword at someone else on accident too!

[Danie9989]

anyone know the name of the song?

[meheh]

@Danie9989 from the movie The Chorus.

[Danie9989]

@meheh thanks buddy

[keni3849]

@Danie9989 vois sur ton chemin

[everything2go]

ha ha ha ha fatty ninja

[boethiah12]

this is why you dont give people like this swords.

[jamesmead111]

some one quick grind the blades  flat

[LordAzanko]

just a few inches closer and a bit sharper and he would have lost an ear or worse....thankfully for his sake that did not happen....

[nealnbobn]

hmm...better than the star wars kid at least. he was using a golfball retriever.

[eddiebhole]

normally id be makin fun of a kid like that but really he was kinda bad ass

[TheRunner241]

I had a friend who did some ROTC shit with my sword and he almost lost his fingers.

Luckly he grabbed the back of the blade.

[Slayertack88]

LOL. Dont' stand close to him if you dont want any friendly fire ;P

[alstraka]

If that were a live blade you would be dead

[blackvail98]

Fkn' scabs that think they r cool that r fat don't get sharp objects it could Pierce there blubber and although it would be hillarious they would smile and act like nothing happened cuz they saw it on ninja turtles  Im jus sayin

[derallter]

@blackvail98

Start using Dots at the end of your sentences. It's impossible to get the message you're giving.

[CasualVideoGamer]

@blackvail98 I'll send this to the CIA to see if I can decipher the hidden message behind this wall of unreadable text.

[molongu]

@brendapurdy

I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch".

[EpicEffinTom]

DUDE stop before you hurt yerself dammit dont swing stainless steel shit around !!!

you do swing them nicely excluding the drops fuck ups and scratching your face.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

Hahaha, he probably thinks he looks cool doing this for some reason.

[RenegadeWlf]

they aren't swords. its 2 blades hiding in what seams to be a staff. its a cheap ass gift bought at any flea market for like 20 bux.

he has good wrist flow though. prolly does his "wax on wax off"routine to often for that kind of fluidity.

[j92019]

what a fat ass he is stupid and a dumbass go home fatty and runs some laps while your at haha fat ass

[Limazulu85]

What fat ugly idiot. As if some girl is going to be attracted by his sweat glands.

[xxReaverXXCerberusxx]

Trying to make sushi out of yourself?

[garettjc]

3 times? he almost kills himself 3 times. last time being the dirtiest

[bagels666]

OnlyUseMe$20Sword

[gizmofsu]

How does this awesome video only have 42 views. This fat kid was close to killing himself just because he had an audience.

[KILLALL23]

the guy hold the camera has a serious point  GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

[FinnishFuturist]

He dishonours his family and the emperor!

[pedjislav]

@FinnishFuturist AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAHAH­AHAH

[patch6]

fat people tend to be stupid

Gabe Newell is the exception

[RebelSkatur]

@patch6 yes i like this...you own his games..??

[awesomepetertv]

this is why kids who watch too much anime, SHOULD NOT HAVE A SWORD OF ANY FORM OR QUALITY. it's like giving a monkey a grenade, someone's gonna get hurt and embarrass themselves

[redith137]

Ok what an idiot. If you cant use a weapon without hitting yourself in the face you shouldnt be using metal blade. Use wood til you can trust yourself not to kill yourself

[caedmonNL]

Next time give him a REAL katana handmade, folded steel..

Then post it on youtube

[NeniBR]

@caedmonNL People would flag it.

It's not fair to post people dying.

[caedmonNL]

@NeniBR Good point!

[frenchpizzakiss]

So funny! Keep going and you'll be scarred all over.

[TheTorrentz]

u mad amerifags?

[laurent71160]

Stupide grassouillet!

[SnatchierRafael]

lmfao when the big dude hit his glasses the guy recording was just like wtf shits getting crazy now haha

[Josh11223222]

dont call him fat dude

[somprsn2525]

oh man I thought the sword stuck into the pavement for a sec

[Danvdp]

Damn chubs, you got no skill. Better put those swords away before somebody gets hurt.

[haloalldaylo]

sheesh this giy cant take a hint! go back to practicing with sticks please.

[rightinthefriggineye]

Please fat boy, do the world a favour. Clean up the gene pool and aim for your neck!

[xXNick92Xx]

lol stupid

[Kazic5000]

Jeez, hes dangerous.

[95coolcar]

what the a real sword

[sinduda]

walking liability

name of music?

[SuperStraightShot]

that would have been natural selection if he lops his own head off

[Reaper72839]

OMG

[Kinks06]

"I nearly sliced into my temple vein and carved my eye out, but hey, it was a fun thing to do!" -_- Safety first, eh?

[Zalman1337]

@Kinks06 I doubt those cheap pieces of shit had much of an edge on them.

[liquidrock2u]

he planned that bitch slap, lol.

[eleszar1]

american idiot fat+brainless

[poljoprivreda]

FAT IDIOT

[landronics]

thyrefake



[solidmoonswordsmen]

omg is that the staff swords where they go into eachother to make a staff

[aZnsOnLinE]

SAVE THE WHALES

[RedGunBullets]

@aZnsOnLinE

yeah but wrong video

[mistydragoon]

@aZnsOnLinE....But shoot the seals..yah...oh shoot them seals.

[neovenetar]

@mistydragoon no... shoot elmo.

[devviid]

This has "Star Wars Kid" written all over it..

[22846711]

if he was skinny he might be threat lmao jk. i couldnt do that with those swords

[arsenalsoccerman12]

...

[effingeffedtheeffoff]

This is Darwinism in action folks. Give him enough time and he will remove himself from the gene pool.

[LuminOfMoonlight]

@effingeffedtheeffoff Thank god for evolution. (that's an oxymoron, isn't it?)

[KevinLounsberry]

@LuminOfMoonlight There's no reason a god can't exist because evolution does, it can just make it hard to explain the mythology of certain faiths.

[andrewzb]

What a fucking idiot

Good thing those wernt that sharp or he coulda chopped an ear off

[fredddy555]

How sharp are those swords. Looks like one got stuck in concrete. You dummy.

[robinsonelizabeth]

@fredddy555 it was the handle

[UkuFromHell]

Wow, that scar would even impress Chuck Norris.

Now he can claim to be badass and tell people he got it while he was defending his twinkies from evil ninjas.

[Danie9989]

lol that made my day

[rabidaardvark54]

This song is awesome. What is it?

[WitfulThought]

Fucking cheap ass sword if it broke that damn easily.

[meheh]

@WitfulThought

They were cheap. $20.

[themooseOFpower]

@WitfulThought it dosent matter how cheap it is u can kill someone with a 1$ kitchen knife  youll find that any sword treated badly will break easily swords are fragile

[RedTheKnucklehead1]

Haha

[deadlyassassin007]

thats y there is no fat ninjas in movies lo

[gagnome]

I want to be this cool.

[gojuliette]

hahahaa........lol

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

someone take those away from him!

[NoDropLS]

Good JOB Fatty!

[The420shredhead]

the world is fucked up man.

[TriggerManxL]

Looks like my cousin and something he would do,.

[edmanr2003]

yeah if you don't know what your doin you shouldn't bother doin it. Obviously he was showing off but on the other hand he was not yet skilled enough to pull that off.

[ripyred]

Wow it just doesnt look right when some fat white kid plays with swords like that... its probably going to be the death of him if he doesnt be careful :L:L

[Samson82UK]

soon he will ge Darvin avard... pathetic give him a gun next b-day will be faster

[egan2210]

i lol'd my arse off at this video!!!

[slimjim1389]

such an underrated youtube video haha!

[janjericho123]

did he DIET?

[xLilxDemyx]

@janjericho123 I see what ya' did there. LOL

[Link788]

Americans should hold fried chicken wings.. not swords.....

[WatchCharmedOnline]

@Link788

I hold fried chicken wings every day and I weight 110 LB! and I'm 17.

[BBFOXHOUND]

that was fuken funny

[ph34rn0d34th]

Why do parents even give their kid a weapon as a present? Is this fat kid being bullied so bad that he needs these?

Maybe start out with some blunt practice weapons first? Cold Steel, among other probably, makes decent ones.

[ceasurz]

someone get those things away from him before he cuts his damn head off.