Jesus and those piggin' Demons

[Xigano1]

Red Dwarf borrowed from the Bible ? Daaaamn !

[Shakleton42]

Love the Patcondell reference!

[kalsolarUK]

@Shakleton42 lol, thanks!

[cmoleon]

when you'll find the time to carefully read joseph atwill's "ceasar's messiah", not only will a whole lot of weird 'holy' crap (people have tried in vain to make sense of for the last 2000 years) become astoundingly clear all of a sudden, but you'll also find an immense mine to explore and quarry for your witty comments.

[leafyridge73]

I should probably be getting ready for midterms... But your videos are too damn entertaining. Maybe one more

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

I thought Jesus drove the pigs off of a cliff. Why does Jesus hate pigs?

[corridorofpower]

Well done on the disclaimer about gospel discrepancy at the end :)

[Brandt761]

Hummm...it occurs to me that Kalsolar has the exact same voice (and some of the same mannerisms) as the character Owen Harper in "Torchwood".

[smaakjeks]

But, were any pigs harmed in the production of this video? There is no disclaimer! No disclaimer at all! Yaargh!!

[kalsolarUK]

No pigs were harmed. Although I did have a pork and stuffing sandwich for lunch.

[AJustPrimate]

I am wondering about something, why would the Judeans even keep pigs, aren't they supposed to be unclean animals or something? Since they obviously can't eat them, is this some vague Pulp Fiction referance with respects to 'charming motherfucking pigs'?

[gagnashdiak]

666 views here.

[Darwinsgift]

That's the Bible for you! Full of porkers!

[scotishjohn]

my pot belly's love water the little demons

they are

cheers man

[agnosticman77]

LOL. Great stuff

[ILYIAB]

The Ghostbusters would hire Jeebuz on the spot!

[birdfish55]

Haha,I like your interpretation of that story.I always thought that was a strange story.God comes to a village get rid of evil demons and is kicked out for killing pigs?The even stranger thing is that he could have replaced all the pigs like nothing if he was God right?You would think he would have cared about those people.strange.

[Elaina43]

*snort*

more apropos than LOL in this instance - I thought

[kalsolarUK]

apropos...cool...you just taught me a new word! lol.

[Elaina43]

Ain't YouTube wonderful?!

[ChrisJMoor]

Putting demons into pigs? Is there a word for that? Scape-pigging maybe? Nevermind the village people telling Jesus to quit wasting their livestock, PETA will be onto him next. Using a pig as the equivalent of the Ghost Busters ghost trap indeed. It can't be a popular story, otherwise whenever an evangelical minister tries to exorcise gay demons from someone, there would be a pig in the church.

[Panman38]

I hope those pigs were insured.

[smalltownatheist]

lol - one of your best

[kalsolarUK]

lol, maybe thats why the phrase, "the right hand don't know what the left hand is doing" is sometimes applicable.

[saxmanchiro]

Silly religiosity. Most silly indeedy.

[LadyPenguinThe4th]

LOL! <3 you kalsolarUK :)

[SupaAmi]

Wow, Jesus was such a dick.

[ebaltrace]

Very entertaining! But you bring up a good point. The people who owned the pigs suffered a huge economic loss when the pigs drowned. The town probably became a slum and depressed area once their livestock were dead. How dare Jesus cause these people hardship. Isn't this a sin to harm your neighbor?

Jesus should have been arrested for this crime. But wait....maybe that's why they crucified him. Pigocide...multiple counts.

Ebal the Atheist

[kalsolarUK]

yep, on this occasion he was more of a swine than the pigs he killed.

[DisforDubby]

oh lol what if he cast the pigs into the Demons?? how funny would that have been!!

[DisforDubby]

HAHA!!

ive wondered about the same things....

[athywren]

Sure, pigs are good swimmers, but demons are heavy! You try swimming with a demon in your belly, it's hard!

[RosieDesire]

The pig swimming at the end was classic!

[dreamy2]

That's how demons live till today :)

[DeletedDelusion]

LOL for the swimming pigs at the end.

[ndyt]

Of course the demons were illness and disease. People back then thought disease were demon. So, in this case, Jesus took the man's disease and put it in the pigs. Funny how christians ignore that we know disease is not demons now. Just shows how backward the bible is and how delusional christians are.

[FUCKYOURGODINTHEASS]

I guess the people that wrote the bible didn't know pigs can swim. v=v_O-y0WszEc

Now if only pigs could only fly we might then have a reason to believe these crazy tales in the bible.

5/5

[Vogter2100]

Brilliant as usual :) LOL

[kalsolarUK]

Thankyou kindly!

[mark9165]

Why were pork dodgers keeping pigs in the first place?

Anyone know?

[reza2468]

Cool, I knew this one. Never heard it in church though. Guess they also know shame for stupidity.

[CousinoMacul]

I love the swimming pigs at the end.

[kalsolarUK]

yes, theres something intriniscally amusing about watching a pig swim with its snout in the air.

[happyjesus123]

Since the pigs didn't float it means they weight more than a duck and thus were not witches which proves they were possessed demons.

[rlwiii]

the bigger question is not in what happend in the story, but of jesus' decision makiong skills here.

this is the son of god, knower of all things known. he didnt know he was going to make people angry?

you dont need to be god to see that.

it would be like going into his appartment

casting some demons into his fridge, and having the fridge jump out the window and ruin all the food!

what was jesus thinking?

hello, why not send them to.. dunno..maybe HELL?!?!

silly jesus

[Adventfred]

silly religion you mean

[CorndogMaker]

This Bible story always freaked me out as a kid. He killed their livelihood! They'd be better off if that Legion fellow just stayed Legion.

[amative63]

Someone has been drinking, and they are many?

Sounds like Messrs Beam, Walker, Daniels, Smirnoff, Bailey, Castlemaine. Not forgetting Miss Artois.

[ImpudentInfidel]

"Only Pat Condell has disciples".  LOL

Why were there pigs in Israel anyway?

[JBSauce]

To supply the Jews who had a taste for the forbidden bacon, of course. ;)

But seriously, that story was always justified by that logic: the man should not have been keeping pigs, and so it was okay for the demons to enter them. Kal's question was mine, too, for the longest time--why not just kill them? Why submit to their requests?

[Atheeizm]

Did I detect a Red Dwarf reference there kalsolarUK?

[dewinthemorning]

Thank you for providing me with belly-aching laughs! :D

[kalsolarUK]

@dewinthemorning lol, my pleasure.

[Paxmax]

LOL! love the swimming with their bendy snout!

Good story! rather inconclusive ending.. but WTH, it's the bible....

[kalsolarUK]

@Paxmax - lol, yes I could have gone into the ridiculousness of it all further..but I could'nt do that without treading on the toes of a future video I have planned which will talk about this and other similar stories in a more disecting way.

[rozeboosje]

ROFL A joy as always

[contrex0]

Oh that jesus, always so helpful..

[draagon66]

"It's the way I tell 'em." - F. Carson.