That calm speaking Yak is right. The religions are committing blasphemy bowing down to the many idols worshiping the same god of war the terrorists worship being responsible for the persecution, of many calling it good. They are the same humans Jesus talked about being in soft robs causing humans to wander away from a loving God.. Jesus, and God are the same person. This guy is showing what religion really is but will never come out, and say it. He is showing how godless religion really is.
the new testament is blasphemous to moses and jews and yahway also blasphemous against all of humanities religions that created modern day media and modern day multi racial western way of life, for example the usa, australia, the uk, france etc=westerners ! : (
IN ORDER OF EVIL FROM EPHIOPIAN FIRST JEWS, THE RASTAS:
rastafarians, atheists, jews, sufis, christians, muslims and all other people not living and loving in westerner nations are all evil doers : (
"Actor" Lee Majors of the "Six Million Dollar Man": It's good that he was normal and not a homosexual during the show's original run. [Homosexual priests are not normal because they are homosexuals, not because they are priests. Indeed: it's the homosexual acts of priests, and not the priestly acts of priests, that are objectionable. All pederasts are homosexuals. Pederasty is homosexualism.]
WHATEVER YOU have done WILL BE DONE TO YOU, the Bible states that we will be recompensed for the GOOD done 2 X ~ & so will the Evil-doers RECOMPENSED DOUBLE for their evil. SO ENJOY YOURSELVES.
WICKED & EVIL gnomes will be under the CONTROL of THE CHRISTIANS, the true Artistic CHRISTIANS, who know BEAUTY + appreciate it when they see it.
Most of you are damaging your own image, YOU ARE full of MORGELLONS in the brains if you do not understand the beautiful CHRIST.
St.PAUL has said that people who do not work SHOULD NOT EAT. What does this ugly blubbering half-man have to offer? He's gay, his brother is gay, he's probably closet pedophile, where does their money come from Honest Work? or from SEX TRAFFICKING of white Slavic females & abductions of children or sale of Organs?
WICKED ~ EVIL ~ GAY (I know what the Rich little decadent boys do = SLURP SPERM so they can be angry at pretty decent things, GOD has taken your sense of right & wrong the BIBLE calls than "Mingled People", Not knowing what is Up, what is Down, nor Left or Right)
SPERM gives you an Extra Boost in Testosterone YOU Wild I-N-D-E-C-E-N-T BEINGS with MONEY ~ YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE MORALS + GOD?
MORE SPERM for TheAmazingAtheist (GAY), FFreeThinker (GAY), Pat Condell (Gay), Richard Dawkins (Gay)
@CatBornAgain I guess if all us atheists are gay, we'll die out in a generation eh? WRONG! I know a gay lady atheist who's going to take my slurpy sperm and make LITTLE GAY ATHEIST BABIES!
Look, both my kids are really sick, and I was going to give a lot of money to the doctors to try to help them but I've decided instead to donate the money to you and hopefully have you pray for, and yell at them instead.
Can you let me know how I can get every cent I have, and every cent from every one of my relatives that I can borrow from, to Father Greg Ministries, please?
Holy Fukn Shit !!! Father Greg, u r over the top, & I like it, Great points and work. Ok, I got a question. I have not been able to get a straight answer to. If God is love in perfection, then why did he create hell??? If there were a hell, would that not prove God's a liar. That his love is not perfect? Besides, God would have to be a creul motherfucker to create such horror as hell if he did create it ... Keep rocking the scriptures father, We need more peeps like you ... Peace ...
@thomasdaveluy OHHH good one I missed that. The "A" does seem to tell us there is more than one god. Maybe they get together Saturday nights for a Chinese takeaway.
@thomasdaveluy it does seem that these religous types do more harm than good to people, probably has something to do with having god on their side, same sort of thing with these Mormons I have to put up with here in Utah they see no problem with taking things that do not belong to them and lying their asses off about it.
In Ireland at the moment we have a huge scandal about the a massive amount of pedophile priests and the vatican knowing about it. Luckily in France my other home country the state is pretty secular, it wasn't just nobles that passed under the guillotine.
@thomasdaveluy That is sad about the priests, I thought that was pretty much over with and they had sorted the problem out(well as best they could anyway)
I always get confused about God and Jesus, as God created the earth he created Jesus as well as us so are we not Gods children too? Jesus is not his only son.
The point of Jesus being the 'son', is that we are all 'sons' of God, if we accept the holy spirit. (It's hard to explain without sounding like a God botherer).
Father Greg. If God is Jesus and he came to earth just to be crucified then wouldn't that technically be suicide? Also isn't human sacrifice forbidden in the bible? Why would God need a human to sacrifice just to forgive us of our sins? Why couldn't he just forgive us without all the bloodshed?
Father Greg, I have some religious questions for you. 1. Can God make a rock so big that he can't lift it? 2. Can six angels dance on the head of a pin? Please give us a video response. Thanx
Father Greg, where are the little boys for you to treat as puppets? Surely parents of primary school aged boys are lining them up for you to, -erm- tutor them in the ways of the Lord. Or are you more into those women who dress like penguins?
IT'S SATIRE PEOP... Hey... my whore just showed up... yay!!! I got dressed up all nice for her. But why??? We'll just end up taking our clothes off anyways???
I loved this! It is so true in so many ways. I mean maybe not the cursing (although I have had christians leaders curse at me). But this video's overall message is SO true! 5 stars.
You are confused. First of all you do not know what the Bible says. Secondly, Catholic priests do not take 10% from their members salaries, that happens in some Pentecostal and Judaistic groups. Thirdly, there are many Christian groups which do not have icons, etc... Ever heard of the PROTESTANTS? And lastly even as a joke, it is not nice to swear while holding another's sacred book...
fuck came from and English king needing more male troops for a war so he put out a notice that said F-ornicate U-pon C-ommand of the K-ing (FUCK) i forgot the name of the king and who they were at war with but thats the origin of the word fuck and swearing is great whee!
Just like God made himself seem completely non-existent (like making himself silent & invisible and allowing horrible things to happen even to those who believe in him) to test our faith? :D
I have no idea what the logic is behind it all, I am an evolutionist, so I do not believe anything in the Bible is factual. I looked at your profile, if you are only 14 you ask some very inteligent questions.
An EVOLUTIONIST?????????? Wash your mouth out, young lady!!! "Evolutionist" is synonymous with "DEVIL WORSHIPPER"!!!!!!! Charles Darwin was Satan wearing spectacles!!!!!
Just to make sure, you do realize, don't you, that Father Greg is the most pious, most understanding, most forgiving priest on YouTube? If not, I recommend watching the video again. As well as subscribing to his other videos.
Well, Christianity is the black sheep of the Abrahamic religions. Those of the Jewish or the Islamic faith know that it is a blasphemous religion for Jesus was just another messenger/prophet (such as Moses) in a long line of messengers. It not only split God into 3 (trinity) but gave him a son. God was not begotten nor did he beget! It's not MONOTHEISTIC, thus it is a heresy & a blasphemy. But it doesn't mean there is no GOD. It just means, HE is 1! Has no equals, and certainly no children.
Thats always confused me, is Jesus god in human form or is Jesus the son of god?
You should search Evander Holyfield, hes tithed 20 million dollars to a preacher named "Dollar" and now Evander is losing his house because he claims he puts tithing before paying a house payment.
I don't know your financial situation but take out the cussing and you could probably start a church and make millions off of suckers.
Why is it because I was born a bastard that myself and the next ten generations of my offspring are dammed to hell but the man that was not in my life is free to go to haven?
Hahahahahaha, mate, the message is so softly presented, one can't help but absorb the Lords Holy spirit eminating from within you. Thank you bless ed one :)~
Thank you father. Can I cum to your church and have you hear about my sins in the closet confessional. You do have a door that I can open between your stall and my stall when I confess don't you? I hope so. I want to cum and receive forgiven because I have been really tense lately thinking about my sins.
If I see a Jewish person, should I shout at them for killing Jesus before they were born, thank them for killing Jesus before they were born so that he could save us, or neither because they wern't around then?
Yakovich seems fully switched off and with no personality. It's so lame and gay when people, usuallu mid-aged men, take and express religious issues in such a serious tone as Yakovich. Boring, stupd questions about meaningless semantic contexts of pathetic religious text which most of us dont care about at all. Well said 1GOD1JESUS! I know God needs lots of money to maintain his lifestyle.
ILL send you 10% di-RECTLY! lets see......10% of fUCkall equals........ oh well, i guess if ITsaTicket toHeaven I seek i'll have to rob someone and give you 10% ThankYouJeeZZUS!!
I have a question. (I better get this in soon, because you're becoming more famous) Do your neighbors ever complain about your screaming? I would think they would be a little freaked out that someone would be yelling about the Bible to a video camera. You have a good reason of course, spread the word of God father Greg!
"Mooseman, you are 100% correct. It does say exactly those words right here in my BIBLE!!!!!!" lol, I love the sporadic yelling, though I have to keep a finger on the volume when others are around. I'd hate to watch one of your videos for the first time wearing headphones. haha
So if I go to church, am I supposed to give 10 percent to God AND 10 percent to Jesus? That's 20 fucking percent for the same person. Who else am I supposed to give money to?
God and Jesus told me that they made a special hell just for that fucking blaspheming moosedevil, and that they will make millions of copies of him just so they can torture him even more, eternally. Fuck!
I go to Church 3 times a Sunday and gave my Lottery winnings to my local Church. Yes, I won the 90 Million dollars in Lotto last week, and I gave it to my Priest. Thank God I'm going to heaven, even though as a Saint, I'm already in Heaven. I often win lotteries. I give it all to the Church and live off welfare. Saints are like that. Blessings THE SAINT
Can you do a skit on a loving god leaving something poisonous around for innocent children to eat after he tells them not to? like Adam & Eve? (I wish there were a court for child abuse for "God")
Dear Father Greg,i have sinned.I gave only 8% last week and our benevollent God punished me with smallpox and rabbies.Please Father Greg,here are 12% of my wage,relese me from this agony of benevolence!
Oh Father Greg, please tell me, Everyday I pray for god to turn my water into wine, but never has be answered me! I tried praying to jesus, even other gods! But never has my prayer been answered! What am I doing wrong Father Greg?
your nuts loser!
username0727 1 month ago
look, no video responses :P. evry1 got scared
awesome rage video btw
PuLse285 1 month ago
HAHAHA! Father Greg rocks!! But I think I'll keep my extra cash to buy beer and pot.
TheCrimsonification 5 months ago
lol funny ass shit
onetime233 6 months ago
are u fasting for ramadan?
ps. you are the most fucked human being, ur going to rot in the ground.
MrLumbro 6 months ago
I think I cracked my ribs from all the laughter!
MrWajax 8 months ago
That calm speaking Yak is right. The religions are committing blasphemy bowing down to the many idols worshiping the same god of war the terrorists worship being responsible for the persecution, of many calling it good. They are the same humans Jesus talked about being in soft robs causing humans to wander away from a loving God.. Jesus, and God are the same person. This guy is showing what religion really is but will never come out, and say it. He is showing how godless religion really is.
kobidobidog 8 months ago
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kobidobidog 8 months ago
the new testament is blasphemous to moses and jews and yahway also blasphemous against all of humanities religions that created modern day media and modern day multi racial western way of life, for example the usa, australia, the uk, france etc=westerners ! : (
IN ORDER OF EVIL FROM EPHIOPIAN FIRST JEWS, THE RASTAS:
rastafarians, atheists, jews, sufis, christians, muslims and all other people not living and loving in westerner nations are all evil doers : (
ukgreaterlondon 8 months ago
What's with all this piffle about Obama not having been born in Hawaii? His homosexual dalliances with drag queens proves that he's Hawaiian!
FinallyTheNight 10 months ago
lol i didnt know that mooses were extinct XD
ChinnuWoW 10 months ago
"Actor" Lee Majors of the "Six Million Dollar Man": It's good that he was normal and not a homosexual during the show's original run. [Homosexual priests are not normal because they are homosexuals, not because they are priests. Indeed: it's the homosexual acts of priests, and not the priestly acts of priests, that are objectionable. All pederasts are homosexuals. Pederasty is homosexualism.]
FinallyTheNight 10 months ago
@FinallyTheNight i dont understand why i priest would be gay. its a sin to be gay isnt it?
ChinnuWoW 10 months ago
@ChinnuWoW : No one knows why men violate boys. A homosexual who preys on children is the lowest of the low.
FinallyTheNight 10 months ago
Plz make more vids of father greg ur too damn funny
ChinnuWoW 10 months ago
1G1J is right, and you all atheist pricks are gonna burn in hell!
SuperPresidentDead 11 months ago
@Cootabux
PARASITES will be served their just DESSERTS.
WHATEVER YOU have done WILL BE DONE TO YOU, the Bible states that we will be recompensed for the GOOD done 2 X ~ & so will the Evil-doers RECOMPENSED DOUBLE for their evil. SO ENJOY YOURSELVES.
WICKED & EVIL gnomes will be under the CONTROL of THE CHRISTIANS, the true Artistic CHRISTIANS, who know BEAUTY + appreciate it when they see it.
CatBornAgain 11 months ago
@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL
Most of you are damaging your own image, YOU ARE full of MORGELLONS in the brains if you do not understand the beautiful CHRIST.
St.PAUL has said that people who do not work SHOULD NOT EAT. What does this ugly blubbering half-man have to offer? He's gay, his brother is gay, he's probably closet pedophile, where does their money come from Honest Work? or from SEX TRAFFICKING of white Slavic females & abductions of children or sale of Organs?
They think they're smart.
CatBornAgain 1 year ago
CatBornAgain
Well god damn! They must be smart if they got all that going on and gettin' away with it!!!
Cootabux 11 months ago
THIS is SOMEONE who HAS NO SOUL + NO CONSCIENCE.
AND in ORDER TO HAVE A SOUL ~ SOUL has to be FED like a BIRD with BREAD every DAY (Grains).
ANYONE who KNOCKS the BASIS of CHRISTIANITY, the GIST of it, is a FAG in their HEARTS, SOULLESS BODIES, &/OR SICK MINDS.
AND THIS MUTANT is THE PRIME EXAMPLE.
IF THERE WAS no BIBLE NO CHRISTIANITY, THERE WOULD BE NO WORLD.
HOWEVER, SOME evil twisters & anti-CHRISTIANS have TWISTED CHRISTIANITY.
CatBornAgain 1 year ago
CatBornAgain
What are you talking about?? This is Father Greg. He is sent "strait" from god herself!! To blasphemy against him, is to blasphemy against god!
She will send you to hell for that.
Cootabux 11 months ago
That screaming is very annoying. Just for that I'll never watch another video of this guy again. Regardless of the other content.
dutchbb1979 1 year ago
fucking moose fuck off moose
loosifur 1 year ago
WoW! I think I'm starting to get the message Father Greg. :¬)
wordreet 1 year ago
WICKED ~ EVIL ~ GAY (I know what the Rich little decadent boys do = SLURP SPERM so they can be angry at pretty decent things, GOD has taken your sense of right & wrong the BIBLE calls than "Mingled People", Not knowing what is Up, what is Down, nor Left or Right)
SPERM gives you an Extra Boost in Testosterone YOU Wild I-N-D-E-C-E-N-T BEINGS with MONEY ~ YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE MORALS + GOD?
MORE SPERM for TheAmazingAtheist (GAY), FFreeThinker (GAY), Pat Condell (Gay), Richard Dawkins (Gay)
CatBornAgain 1 year ago
@CatBornAgain I guess if all us atheists are gay, we'll die out in a generation eh? WRONG! I know a gay lady atheist who's going to take my slurpy sperm and make LITTLE GAY ATHEIST BABIES!
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
@CatBornAgain: U mad, bornagain?
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
I love you man. and i'm really not that gay.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
I think this is your masterpiece.
CarlSchote1 1 year ago
where is god hiding? wo versteckt sich gott?
gottsein234 1 year ago
sup chris benoit. stop shouting and show us some cripple cros face
fuckliao 1 year ago
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shadowtitus 1 year ago
it also says in the bible true love is never jeleous. therefore God doesnt truly love us (who ofcourse is a purely fictional being)
robertwc82 1 year ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I love it.
LovelyYTRocks 1 year ago
Hi 1GOD1JESUS.
Look, both my kids are really sick, and I was going to give a lot of money to the doctors to try to help them but I've decided instead to donate the money to you and hopefully have you pray for, and yell at them instead.
Can you let me know how I can get every cent I have, and every cent from every one of my relatives that I can borrow from, to Father Greg Ministries, please?
Skindoggiedog 1 year ago
@Skindoggiedog i will accept this gift on behalf of Father Greg
MrStripyHead 1 year ago
I fucking love this
napavines 1 year ago
The yelling is really hilarious. Your videos are so funy, especially when you're pretending to be a christian (ie "noah's ark is true") lol
GarryW05 1 year ago
hehe(: ill have fun burning in hell with all you damn dirty heathens :D see ya there!
SgtUnicorn 1 year ago
Fuck you ATHEIST! Jesus can suck my dick. Yes you heard right, he can, because he's REAL and ALIVE.
JohnF30Music 1 year ago
I can't stop laughing at this.
EntropyUniverse 1 year ago
Holy Fukn Shit !!! Father Greg, u r over the top, & I like it, Great points and work. Ok, I got a question. I have not been able to get a straight answer to. If God is love in perfection, then why did he create hell??? If there were a hell, would that not prove God's a liar. That his love is not perfect? Besides, God would have to be a creul motherfucker to create such horror as hell if he did create it ... Keep rocking the scriptures father, We need more peeps like you ... Peace ...
Visionarydave444 1 year ago
ask father greg.. whem did god take his anger management course? you know like right after the old testament
TheMegaNontheist 1 year ago 5
@TheMegaNontheist I think "god" might have started smoking. That will normally calm a guy down.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
goddamn this man can rant!!! jesus fuckinghchrist!!!! another 5*s
inconceivabledark 1 year ago
Of all your videos, this one is my favorite. It totally cracks me up!
kjlg74 2 years ago
This shit is pretty funny.
EntropyUniverse 2 years ago
"For i am a jealous god". The "a" in this sentence insinuates that he is not the only god.
thomasdaveluy 2 years ago 2
@thomasdaveluy OHHH good one I missed that. The "A" does seem to tell us there is more than one god. Maybe they get together Saturday nights for a Chinese takeaway.
DiverforPort 2 years ago 2
No way, they get together in the local homicidal,bigot incest club and, well, how do we say it............. Sodomies each other to shit, LITERALLY.
thomasdaveluy 2 years ago
@thomasdaveluy Well I was trying to be more polite with the Chinese but the god person of the bible is a bit of a perv
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Where do you think all the priest get their ethics from? Dog, sorry God didn't mean to dirty the name of dogs with the word god.
thomasdaveluy 2 years ago
@thomasdaveluy it does seem that these religous types do more harm than good to people, probably has something to do with having god on their side, same sort of thing with these Mormons I have to put up with here in Utah they see no problem with taking things that do not belong to them and lying their asses off about it.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
In Ireland at the moment we have a huge scandal about the a massive amount of pedophile priests and the vatican knowing about it. Luckily in France my other home country the state is pretty secular, it wasn't just nobles that passed under the guillotine.
thomasdaveluy 2 years ago
@thomasdaveluy That is sad about the priests, I thought that was pretty much over with and they had sorted the problem out(well as best they could anyway)
DiverforPort 2 years ago
God is allowed to speak of himself in the 3rd person. It's only you heathens who can't, sheeish.
tacoslapperful 2 years ago
I always get confused about God and Jesus, as God created the earth he created Jesus as well as us so are we not Gods children too? Jesus is not his only son.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
The point of Jesus being the 'son', is that we are all 'sons' of God, if we accept the holy spirit. (It's hard to explain without sounding like a God botherer).
tacoslapperful 2 years ago
God botherer actually that sounds rather cute.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Why is god an atheist?
Stuckherewithyou 2 years ago 2
if we are intelligently desgned, why are some people so ugly, and some not.
FretNinja 2 years ago 2
if we are intelligently designed, why are some people uglier than others?
FretNinja 2 years ago
the pope is placing a god before him. the pope is nobody. not once is he written about in the bible.
prozanine 2 years ago
the bible says he sent his only son, not himself. so he murdered his own son.
prozanine 2 years ago
can you give us ten simple ways to be better Christians lol
MrXxRobXX 2 years ago
This is a very good point. Thank you Mr Moose lol
jojett04 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Could be funny except all of the yelling is obnoxious. Need to rethink your schtick because this is just too hard to listen to.
Cheers.
rhyfelur 2 years ago
I find the yelling to be great. So, to each his/her own.
AtheistxNinja 2 years ago 26
Who is the best sky daddy?
NWOSupporter2012 2 years ago
raptoresque
raptoresque 2 years ago
Father Greg. If God is Jesus and he came to earth just to be crucified then wouldn't that technically be suicide? Also isn't human sacrifice forbidden in the bible? Why would God need a human to sacrifice just to forgive us of our sins? Why couldn't he just forgive us without all the bloodshed?
exacerbatedtaboo 2 years ago 2
christianity is the worst religion ever
patrickledford420 2 years ago
There are all nonsense.
NWOSupporter2012 2 years ago
Utterly Insane!!!
That's why U always get my 5 stars!
Cootabux 2 years ago
Father Greg, I have some religious questions for you. 1. Can God make a rock so big that he can't lift it? 2. Can six angels dance on the head of a pin? Please give us a video response. Thanx
777bucky 2 years ago
"No wonder God made you fucking Extinct!!" LOL
Totalmachine09 2 years ago
Father, i will give you 10% of my wages. whats your BSB?? love your prays Jesus
bennyboytalk 2 years ago
If you don't know this is a satire ,grow the fuck up.
ilovehell666 2 years ago 2
Heh. Just like the real thing, without the candy coating (and just as nauseating... or would be, if he were serious ^^).
Tigranis 2 years ago
lol this guy is helerious i cant tell if his just an angry christian or if he is an athiest lol....
ozzygp11 2 years ago 2
Father Greg, where are the little boys for you to treat as puppets? Surely parents of primary school aged boys are lining them up for you to, -erm- tutor them in the ways of the Lord. Or are you more into those women who dress like penguins?
kerry5101971 2 years ago
IT'S SATIRE PEOP... Hey... my whore just showed up... yay!!! I got dressed up all nice for her. But why??? We'll just end up taking our clothes off anyways???
screech519 2 years ago
ok here's a question for you, why do you need money when God (being all powerfull) could just give you everything you need?
Aphex217Twin 2 years ago
HAHA! you're a legend
RishaLable 2 years ago
greg my ass,,,, father fred fukn phelps jr. ya mean
xd1rtx 2 years ago
I loved this! It is so true in so many ways. I mean maybe not the cursing (although I have had christians leaders curse at me). But this video's overall message is SO true! 5 stars.
Snakebite2heart 2 years ago
hey cool, hi I love Aussies :)
the bible makes no sense to me.
samara89kitten 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This was not funny and was completely idiotic
AbdielAbiram 2 years ago
Yet another You Tube fool...
icthisadmn 2 years ago
You are confused. First of all you do not know what the Bible says. Secondly, Catholic priests do not take 10% from their members salaries, that happens in some Pentecostal and Judaistic groups. Thirdly, there are many Christian groups which do not have icons, etc... Ever heard of the PROTESTANTS? And lastly even as a joke, it is not nice to swear while holding another's sacred book...
qhvids 2 years ago
NOW this is FUNNY! LOL
Not too far at all! I love it. 5 stars.
Poseidon500 2 years ago 2
Shut youre fucking face ugly awkward
dwarsart 2 years ago
I am glad i watched this video..
Hilarious :)
BrotherDempster 2 years ago
More Fr. Greg. More Fr. Greg, 'cos he's FUCKING EXCELLENT!!!!!!
Fuck jesus...sorry Fr.
skyzthelimi7 2 years ago
"...who knows more than God himself..." -ROFLMAO!!!
coralarch 2 years ago
the word FUCK came from FIRE TRUCKS. The FUCK word is short for ....WE NEED A FIRE TRUCK to put out the fire...
weird eh?
so no one should take any offense unless they calling fire services.
llevijr 2 years ago
fuck came from and English king needing more male troops for a war so he put out a notice that said F-ornicate U-pon C-ommand of the K-ing (FUCK) i forgot the name of the king and who they were at war with but thats the origin of the word fuck and swearing is great whee!
orkasteez 2 years ago
Youre all wrong. The F Word is old English for poking a hole in the ground to plant a seed.
pointmansouthbay 2 years ago
*poke* *poke* *poke* what kind of seed should i use?
atheistnarutofan 2 years ago
Amen.
gibsonsrule2k 2 years ago
You ARE funny.
In fact sometimes hilarious.
But you're playing around with something that one day will overcome you.
The only reason why l regurarly return to your channel is to see when that happens.
God has a sense of humor too, you know.
helmuthoorn 2 years ago
If I give 15% can I be excused from actually going to church and still get into heaven?
videoguy604 2 years ago
Isnt is parody ?
I thought it was parody...
=P
Serioslump 2 years ago
Why is there no mention of Dinosaurs in the bible?
SnazzyLion 2 years ago
I think some Christians have said "the Devil" put the dinosaur bones in the earth to confuse us..
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Just like God made himself seem completely non-existent (like making himself silent & invisible and allowing horrible things to happen even to those who believe in him) to test our faith? :D
SnazzyLion 2 years ago
I have no idea what the logic is behind it all, I am an evolutionist, so I do not believe anything in the Bible is factual. I looked at your profile, if you are only 14 you ask some very inteligent questions.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
An EVOLUTIONIST?????????? Wash your mouth out, young lady!!! "Evolutionist" is synonymous with "DEVIL WORSHIPPER"!!!!!!! Charles Darwin was Satan wearing spectacles!!!!!
coralarch 2 years ago
It's a fucking satire. Shut/grow/wake up.
MrKneller 2 years ago 9
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MrKneller 2 years ago
I think Father Greg is a wonderful minister. He makes it easy to know that giving him money is the right thing to do! Bless you, Father Greg!
GetMeThere1 2 years ago 2
Nearly pissed myself laughing at you raging! Keep up the go(o)d work Father.
Hao1981 2 years ago
Best vid yet son!! Talkin fackan moose!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
tunnyboy80 2 years ago
You are so full of shit I can not wait to see you drown in it. Please post a video when that starts to happen.
lordsaevus 2 years ago
Just to make sure, you do realize, don't you, that Father Greg is the most pious, most understanding, most forgiving priest on YouTube? If not, I recommend watching the video again. As well as subscribing to his other videos.
TimCubUAkbar 2 years ago 2
Father Greg, if I stop eating meat can I be saved as long as I didn't know it was a sin until I saw your video?
To be one of your your disciples, should I sell all my worldly goods, children, and pets and move to Australia?
Will I have to do walkabouts or anything like that?.. because I have corns.
Do aborigines eat people?
DeBunx 2 years ago
6 Stars for Extinct mooses
Sav3TheWorld 2 years ago
Well, Christianity is the black sheep of the Abrahamic religions. Those of the Jewish or the Islamic faith know that it is a blasphemous religion for Jesus was just another messenger/prophet (such as Moses) in a long line of messengers. It not only split God into 3 (trinity) but gave him a son. God was not begotten nor did he beget! It's not MONOTHEISTIC, thus it is a heresy & a blasphemy. But it doesn't mean there is no GOD. It just means, HE is 1! Has no equals, and certainly no children.
korruptangell 2 years ago
Thats always confused me, is Jesus god in human form or is Jesus the son of god?
You should search Evander Holyfield, hes tithed 20 million dollars to a preacher named "Dollar" and now Evander is losing his house because he claims he puts tithing before paying a house payment.
I don't know your financial situation but take out the cussing and you could probably start a church and make millions off of suckers.
SteveCarleze 2 years ago
Isn't demanding money from us considered being greedy, which is a sin? Therefore making you a sinner who is damned to hell?
DanAllenYeomans 2 years ago
Why is it because I was born a bastard that myself and the next ten generations of my offspring are dammed to hell but the man that was not in my life is free to go to haven?
mikollokim 2 years ago
Is that true? Well I would not worry too much about it, sounds like a crock to me. Start reading Harry Potter instead.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha, mate, the message is so softly presented, one can't help but absorb the Lords Holy spirit eminating from within you. Thank you bless ed one :)~
JOYJOYSAVIOUR 2 years ago 2
LOL!!!!!!!
IntoTheWildStan 2 years ago
You are the stuff of legend.
Clayton1253 2 years ago 2
sex
quinnofearth 2 years ago
Thank you father. Can I cum to your church and have you hear about my sins in the closet confessional. You do have a door that I can open between your stall and my stall when I confess don't you? I hope so. I want to cum and receive forgiven because I have been really tense lately thinking about my sins.
zackindy312 2 years ago
you don't bite do you?
zackindy312 2 years ago
You are naughty, zack! Naughty, naughty!
Cootabux 2 years ago
VOICE ROFL
carlosthepwner2 2 years ago
If I see a Jewish person, should I shout at them for killing Jesus before they were born, thank them for killing Jesus before they were born so that he could save us, or neither because they wern't around then?
poniesinashed 2 years ago
Yakovich seems fully switched off and with no personality. It's so lame and gay when people, usuallu mid-aged men, take and express religious issues in such a serious tone as Yakovich. Boring, stupd questions about meaningless semantic contexts of pathetic religious text which most of us dont care about at all. Well said 1GOD1JESUS! I know God needs lots of money to maintain his lifestyle.
Pyerdeennme 2 years ago
THATS FUNNY LMFAO
Christiamizers 2 years ago
Oh my god this is awesome~!! LOL
hippydude89 2 years ago
ILL send you 10% di-RECTLY! lets see......10% of fUCkall equals........ oh well, i guess if ITsaTicket toHeaven I seek i'll have to rob someone and give you 10% ThankYouJeeZZUS!!
bleemskip 2 years ago
I have a question. (I better get this in soon, because you're becoming more famous) Do your neighbors ever complain about your screaming? I would think they would be a little freaked out that someone would be yelling about the Bible to a video camera. You have a good reason of course, spread the word of God father Greg!
LootPinata 2 years ago
He has said before his neighbors love him, Aussies are far more easy going than most people.
DiverforPort 2 years ago 3
If I ever meet you I'd definitely would give you 10% of my wages. You are the new Jesus!
TheBrokenspacebar 2 years ago
LOL, love the dog collar.
DiverforPort 2 years ago
PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD
westlv 2 years ago
The last five seconds was fucking hilarious!!!
Hall1263 2 years ago
"Mooseman, you are 100% correct. It does say exactly those words right here in my BIBLE!!!!!!" lol, I love the sporadic yelling, though I have to keep a finger on the volume when others are around. I'd hate to watch one of your videos for the first time wearing headphones. haha
GuppyPal 2 years ago
That was awesome. How did Noah fit all the animals on his boat?
SirAlfredSourcock 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA this motherfucker is so fucking great.
dannyboy11490 2 years ago
You blew out my speakers. Gimmie 10% so I can replace them ;-)
EBursey 2 years ago
why did you call meat eating a sin in one video and then put ham in/on your potato bake in another?
tsk tsk
Leo893 2 years ago
LOL
Please speak your mind 1GOD, and don't hold back.
sherbetgirl 2 years ago
this guy is great lol
DaveSDCali 2 years ago
So if I go to church, am I supposed to give 10 percent to God AND 10 percent to Jesus? That's 20 fucking percent for the same person. Who else am I supposed to give money to?
"WHO? .....EHHH ....RELIGION..."
CailR 2 years ago
what do you find is the most effective argument for converting atheists?
camperkid 2 years ago
you fucking bless me!! :D
regina322 2 years ago
God and Jesus told me that they made a special hell just for that fucking blaspheming moosedevil, and that they will make millions of copies of him just so they can torture him even more, eternally. Fuck!
Chiburi 2 years ago
Is cursing a sin?
brassknuckletherapy 2 years ago
I go to Church 3 times a Sunday and gave my Lottery winnings to my local Church. Yes, I won the 90 Million dollars in Lotto last week, and I gave it to my Priest. Thank God I'm going to heaven, even though as a Saint, I'm already in Heaven. I often win lotteries. I give it all to the Church and live off welfare. Saints are like that. Blessings THE SAINT
saintfletcher 2 years ago
that is wonderful. i envy u
babe998 2 years ago
Can you do a skit on a loving god leaving something poisonous around for innocent children to eat after he tells them not to? like Adam & Eve? (I wish there were a court for child abuse for "God")
emeralds222 2 years ago
I almost died laughing: 5 * for you mate. xD
ficheironegro 2 years ago
cheques in the post .lololololol
bodicatudor 2 years ago
The most accurate preacher ever. FEAR JEHOVAH!
216trixie 2 years ago
Stop at 0:22 made my laugh
5 stah
ChaaozZ 2 years ago
Dear Father Greg,i have sinned.I gave only 8% last week and our benevollent God punished me with smallpox and rabbies.Please Father Greg,here are 12% of my wage,relese me from this agony of benevolence!
zastonecesda 2 years ago
Father Greg, I've strayed from the path...
omababy 2 years ago
Consistently hilarious. Holy fuck me in the crucifix. I had a boner spear through the gut over that vid.
gerantgerant 2 years ago 2
Oh Father Greg, please tell me, Everyday I pray for god to turn my water into wine, but never has be answered me! I tried praying to jesus, even other gods! But never has my prayer been answered! What am I doing wrong Father Greg?
SucculentJuniper 2 years ago
Another priceless work of art from Greg! Fucking hilarious. When will you do blog tv again?
kdog78m 2 years ago
ahhahahah
SpamAnn 2 years ago
Does God accept Paypal?
noswonky 2 years ago
I'm a Christian and I'm scared of Father Greg.
Epicureum 2 years ago
I wish my pastor had been like you when I was a child. My parents might have stopped forcing me to go to church. You are wonderful :-)
AuntieDiluvian 2 years ago
false smile? :(
hes actually a yak, they still do exist, my error ;p
1GOD1JESUS 2 years ago
maybe :D
1GOD1JESUS 2 years ago
I love his collar XDDD
omgthissucks148 2 years ago
Spot on - it's all about money and control.
Down with religion!
KiaOra53 2 years ago