Joyce Conner: Christmas for One!

[mecko21]

I love how you say "Plastered"

[serious22]

Joyce reminds me of a hoarder.

I bet she has a room in her house filled with nothing but 3-D pictures of Jesus...

[1F2R3O4G]

lol..Happy Holidays

[pinchermarlow]

Merry Christmas Cole!

[lifeandtimesofagay]

You are HYSTERICAL!  LOVE this!

[deanybeany87]

yea, i like the bulge she has in her pants while she's pouring vodka

[deargodpleasehelpme]

Hahahahaha! I'm such a hater but I can't hate this. I love this. I love you. All the best of luck to you.

[AtLastOnTheGround]

We all know a Joyce Conner. Complete with the fake, "dosed-up-to-her-eyeballs-on-Z­oloft" laugh.

[OverlordJake]

lol, hilarious.

[bohobum]

I have a sneaking suspicion that you're some kind of genius. like amy sedaris. or michael ian black.

[ShugoSpade]

Defiantly Micheal Ian Black.

[bluecaddy17]

you are a flawless performer!! lol i love it

[1Mangotang]

rofl. I love your fake laugh, it's actually pretty good

[yonkers79]

Honestly, you make me laugh like Kathy Griffin does! It's hard not to just sound like any other ass hole who leaves a comment on here, but I think you're very talented, and I wish you the best!

[MegaLiz25]

"christmacal music" LOL!

[sasromans11]

Really good video! Glad I came across this on Youtube! Hehe

[andrewd104]

Really good. I actually felt sadness when Joyce is throwing out the "extra" food. Bravo.

[pinchermarlow]

I love this, its hilarious!

[tedwight]

I think this is the funniest video you have done so far!

[MEGACONN87]

Lol this just made my night. Very funny :D

[stickshaka]

The irreverence of Cole.

Oops, I mean Joyce.

[letsgojogging]

I didn't know who joyce conner was. Today a friend of mine told me she was a televangelist. I understand this joke (and the other ones) better now. This is very good by the way.

[DaniellePurr]

Happy holidays Joyce nothing like captain morgan as your friend he is a good friend of mine along with his friend jimmy bean

[letsgojogging]

Booze brings out the darker side of human nature. For my part, I think cannabis is the better intoxicant.

[21notta]

i liked this video :)

energetic fun smart and loves this video MD

[nigelappler]

wooohooo.. i asked and you delivered :)

more joyce!<3

[AeganMontgomery]

Joyce, were those all pizza boxes you had there? All by yourself, girlfriend? Cheer up, I'm not.

(crackle, crackle, hee hee hee.)

[3vil1]

I LOVE YOU JOYCE!!!!!!!!!

Hang in there!

[urbanwarrior]

Joyce is a pathetic mess.... now I don't feel so bad about myself.

[jmccart6]

I'd go straight for Joyce. ;)

[eddusfledermaus]

Oh, Joyce! You're wonderful.

[AeganMontgomery]

Happy Holidays Joyce. I've decided to take your advush ang spard churly. gadbi

[NicholousBailey]

Happy Hannu... Holidays to you to Joyce.

And remember, you are not 'worthless' just because you are fundementely 'worth less' than any other member of society.

[StevieProductions]

ohhhh i love joyce!

[martiniisgood]

I have that mug in a Grande. Just wanted to put that out there.

[HeathAndEr]

love you:]

lovin tha hair too.

yanno.. you could leave the left overs for santa! maybe he doesnt want cookies at every fucking house.. shiit. :/

[OneoftheImmortals]

Joyce Conner can celebrate another Xmas and year without a successful suicide.

Confetti!!!

[Ventoose]

Loves it

[WordsAtWill]

lol excellent :O)

[holiday34691]

I swear that if I were only forty years younger, Cole could be my husband!

◄=0)xxx

[breedlovenyc]

I will also be alone on Christmas.

[mynameisthebrush]

These videos make my life....at least my life of the last 3 minutes.

[shardemw]

joyce returns! thank youuuuuu!

[GreenFiles]

Is that Cole's package at :58 ??

[HeathAndEr]

HHOOOLLLLAAAA :D

[guacamoleroxmysox]

bernadette is in the tags! AH I LOVE IT!

[sbort]

omg. cole forever.

as if this video wasn't ENOUGH brilliance, in the tags there is "Twink, Suicide" and "Rapist" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING.

"i hate my life."

[dcolew]

I am SO in love with Joyce.

[OMGitsaBLAST]

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

omg im dying....

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

oh cole

you are so funny

[jo3ly]

You are my favourite YouTuber ever.

[ralphfv]

you are fucking hilarious!

[Maddog53]

I love how terribly sad and lonely Joyce is because it makes me laugh. Does that make me a bad person? Probably, yes.

[rochoppersf]

Mmmmm, pork, and Joyce... what could be better? Why more Joyce of course! Thanks Coley and happy holidays you imp!

[kollegekids]

oh joyce....always a pleassure

[tyleroakley]

I'm in love.

[appleyeoman]

Joyce had close-up cameltoe in the pouring of the booze...

[mickeymcc]

Thanks for the tips Joyce! I'm doing tip #1 now. I sure will enjoy that hateful email to myself in the morning!

[SalsaShanno]

I love you more than words. Merry Christmas!