Crazy Programmer skillz

[RedGod55]

Dude, You just wasted 1 min of my life

[heroijapa]

@RedGod55 did you saw it twice?

[hunhistory]

Oh look, a scriptkiddie! :3

[dj79790]

music?

[JOOP60606]

Crazy shirt.

[wishingW3L]

i don't get it, what is going on?

[Searche93]

but will it blend?

[DarkPrince013]

Why so light saber?

[Aphsinthys]

LSDJ is SOOOO complex

[retromelon123]

when i saw this video in the suggested videos i remembered seeing it... but i came to the video so i could dislike it again.

[snakeMLT]

whoever liked this is retarded.

[Awgez24]

Rename Video: Gay kid on computer while bleeps are played

[amr19932012]

I think his hacked actually xD

[k3xa9e7cz8b]

Crazy computer skill of opening Internet browsers to surf on YouTube. :-)

[BadManFann]

anyone seen my pencil?? its red with a tiny green eraser...

[theblackevilman]

wdf is playing smw for nQQBs

[Rockis95]

amazing

[xXhotshot55Xx]

Let's see

copy and paste and copy and paste and copy and paste and copy and paste and copy and paste and then hit random keys = feels likes a pro

[valensomm]

this is not even programing or hacking, its lsdj...

[LAZrailkapinda]

I bet he is playing snake

[wav003]

If you think you're that cool try playing circus galoop on a java piano.



[Timster480]

read the title,came only to leave a hate comment; fuck you jewfag

[killer2611]

haters gon hate

[Tigrublood]

my keyboard that im using right now to type costs more than your laptop... keep that in mind

[LTGuyPL4587]

fake, youre just a noob playing an old game

[LTGuyPL4587]

?2dh8b2q8rl3gfdb

[TajiTakeo]

lol

[iHown]

I've just lost 30 seconds of mah life ._.

[UltracutekittenxYT]

*Smashes

Yey grammar

[UltracutekittenxYT]

Oh my, such skills. He sits there like a fat lard and smashed the Arrow keys.

3 Hours later he makes "Hello world!" Appear.

[gtdcarthage]

Crazy Programmer Skillz.

Installs Microsoft Office on Parents' Laptop.

[jaobscott12]

i wanna play with the light saber

[megav365]

@jaobscott12 No, dont play with that the handle is too sma--too late...

[hen123ify]

@jaobscott12 you can't it has no handle!

[MCTakenBlade]

@jaobscott12 You can't play with it anymore. The handle's too small.

[4avenger5]

I bet only his friends liked the video.

[apullz]

Little Sound DJ

[JuLiNhOoU]

You're only idiot. Do you really believe yourself a programmer for this shit? ajajajjajajajajjajajajajaja when you'll have to do a proyect with six hundred lines of code for the University, you'll can believe yourself a programming student.

[testaccount51298]

lol a program with changing numbers, typing, and some lame sort of techno music does not make you a programmer.

[potatocouch]

lame



[ethan1581]

This is an obvious joke you idiots....Oh wait cout<<"Obvious joke,idiots"<<endl;

[OntDinRS]

@ethan1581

Well, not only are you being an asshole, but you employ poor programming practice by not using spaces and using namespace std; You are taught to use the namespace std library and that is great for small programs, when you get to larger programs with thousands of lines of code the debug compiler begins to get confused and you're required to input std::cout << "text"; in order for the compiler to successfully access the std library. - I speak from experience with text rpg.

[ethan1581]

@OntDinRS I'm nor really not really going to add of that stuff...i'm i? Yet again failure to understand a simple joke.

[xXDUDEREALLYXx]

I don't... Understand... :l

[yorkiiboy]

Can b the next justin bieber coz programming is for men only ...

[MrNathanShow]

Smh

[rensy101]

i dont get it

[silverpearlization]

sucks

[P3tran4ever]

@NY743 i can see an *** to looking an screen and 2th your frend didnt show any progect to take the right vote, YOUR FREND AND YOUR VIDEO DON'T DESERV EVEN MY -1 !

[Zeratul18024357]

This is shit and retarded

[pandemic7]

Crazy Programmer Skillz.

Makes "Hello World" in Java.

[hanfgamer]

@pandemic7 i lold so hard XD

[DanielSturk1]

@pandemic7 wow calm down there, he still need practice setting up eclipse

[TheGroovyChili]

@pandemic7 Makes "Hello World" in HTML

[TheMrManalishi]

@TheGroovyChili Makes "Hello World" in MS Word.

[ki113dANON]

@TheMrManalishi Makes "Hello World" in notepad with batch....

[Frogfish999]

@pandemic7 I don't mean to brag or anything, but...I can make hello world and EDIT it so it says "Hello Guys". HA! BEAT THAT!

[stathar]

@pandemic7 maybe in C++ too! WOW! :O

[SuperDelphi7]

@pandemic7 makes "h" programm in c++

{

cout<<"H"

retrun 0;

}

[MrRaebodep]

@SuperDelphi7

Hey faggot, you forgot semicolon after "H" in your snippet. Your shit wouldn't work.

Fuck yourself.

[SuperDelphi7]

@MrRaebodep i write only body of the program

[MrDefer83]

he is programming the matrix using only arrows

[donhenri]

746 dislikes? more like 899 holy cow even king leonidas of sparta would have disliked this and then kicked him down the well

[SBareSSomErMig]

Doesn't really look like skills, just ordinary programming.

[TheWolfenBlaze]

WOW! HOW DOES HE PRESS THOSE BUTTONS LIKE THAT!!?!?!?!?!............ That's how I used a keyboard in kindergarten :I

also.. looping a sound and then just typing.. that isn't programming -.-

If I saw abatch file, some C/++ or a shizload of Javascript, then I at least would have not disliked this.

[kitamasu1]

lolz......you need a hell of alot more keys to program :)

int main()

{

std::cout << "lol....what an idiot." << std::endl;

std::cin.get();

return 0;

}

Crazy Haxxor (I'm beginner who can program quizs :) )

[daveabittner]

@kitamasu1 If you add using namespace std; before the int main you wont have to type std::cout << etc.... :D

[kitamasu1]

@daveabittner

its a habit i've picked up from C++ Primer Plus :) you use std:: when you are using other namespaces as well

(i haven't used other namespaces yet.....but im getting ready for it :) )

[treckooxx1]

and what the fuck did he programm

[Mattis950]

I think he cn be a big programmer, but it didn't look as he were really doing something. And just one question: Why did you film this?

[mytac0sftw]

i doubght hes homeless.



[retromelon123]

"crazy haxor"... yeah, sure...

[Tubofluxar]

more like crazy composing skills

[MrBABBOCH]

next time think before making a video and what skills? i dont see anything made there.... at least make a program or something helpful not tat crap -.-

[hakkouamine93]

hahaha yea next bill gates ! what a jerk :)))

[hakkouamine93]

@TheMrForplay hahaha !

[whowhatwhenwatch]

i love the message because its so funny

[AaAaAaAirsoft]

I signed in to comment and like, all these people who thumbed down are just plain asswholes.... Thumbed up :)

[TheXRealXBrapp]

Probably the best video.

[MrOMGWTFxCorp]

Lol, most disliked video ever.

[TarnaComedy]

It's not programming until he starts screaming and cussing

[kouvasilias123]

why every asshole, who has a stupid idea, should upload a video on YouTube ?

[0983584]

man, people are assholes, this guys is good! I LIKED!

[xcalibur0645]

Thumbs up for his homeless friend! Hurray!

[thejazzpolice21]

For the like, my hand slipped.

[xZero543]

Joke or not, video is really stupid and wasting our time.

[profpsphacker]

i'm the 12th like

[failrsvideos]

yay I'm the 11th like xD

[LeandroIsHere]

Look at that dislike bar!

[LeandroIsHere]

OMG its a H4X0R

[breakfastisgo]

777 people don't know how to stop watching a video if they don't like it.

[athelrix2]

what program are you using that looks like some sort of click and drag go learn java or something and put the damn batch away

[c2palermo]

90's hippi

[NY743]

MESSAGE TO ALL YOU HATERS:

This video is serious business. I am upset and offended that you have all been so disrespectful. My friend is a serious programmer who aspires to become the next bill gates. The comments from this video have caused him to give up his dream of becoming a programmer and now he is homeless. I hope you are all happy. jerks.

[xcalibur0645]

@NY743 Oh Hell Yeah we're happy that he's homeless. Him? Becoming the next Bill Gates? Oh, it will never happen, That stupid friend of yours should die already with that stupid sound-making program.

[Unholyspaghetti]

@NY743 hahahahahahahahah the funny thing is that people dont get that this is a joke

[kitamasu1]

@Unholyspaghetti

well if they think this is serious they are stupid....... after seeing what his hands were doing i lol'd.

[thejazzpolice21]

@NY743 Im sorry.

[stathar]

@NY743 Nice lies, good job...

[GhostFire218]

@NY743 And so what? Do you known how many people try to become the new Bill Gates?

[LaVivaGan]

@NY743 I guess we're all dicks, aren't we?

Flopping back and forth killing people's dreams

Slapping you and your friend on your cheeks with reality checks.

Filling your body with our pent up frustrations

But you like that, don't you?

Yeah.... mmmm... You like that.

[danielparejaxxx]

@NY743 ;D fuck yea we are.

[karatehit]

@NY743 LoL nice trolling :D

[suernoep]

@NY743 soo sad :(

[jackcrazeanim]

@NY743 If he'll abandon his aspirations so readily, he wasn't going to succeed in the first place.

[mrkingofgameplays]

@NY743 well im sry to hear that cuz i think he would make it, i think with effort, he can make it, im not an hater im just saying i think if he dont give up he can do it.

[Techial1]

@NY743 Rage...

It's not programming to listen to a looping sound watching CPU meter and pressing arrows on the keyboard..

Did anyone else notice he only used the arrows?

[kitamasu1]

@Techial1

yep...which is why i laughed when i saw his hands :P

[FalconPiss]

@NY743 Maybe you shouldn't have posted it, mr. Troll.

[bryanh55]

@NY743 okay im learning programming i dont like to be put down so i have a couple of things to say, if the comments are discouraging to your friend you should ether remove the video or have disabled the comments and your showing of his crazy programming skills wasn't showing anything off but his program you should have showed of him writing some code 

[bobisno0b]

@NY743 No please, tell him we were joking!

[TheEventMaker]

@NY743 (I am not a hater) Homeless? How did this make him homeless?

But anyway, Why would be give up? Because of the internet? There is always going to be jerks and assholes on here. Just because some people have been disrespectful, doesn't mean anything, I mean you (and your friend) don't know them.

I am just pointing that out. I think your friend should dust himself of, get back to follow his dream.

[P0lntL3sS]

@TheEventMaker

The fact that you replied so seriously, made me laugh so hard I'm in the hospital with an iron lung. Please learn to read sarcasm on the internet, especially well it's this obvious.

@SBareSSomErMig

Its not even ordinary programming.....

@bryanh55 . . . I have nothing to say to you...

Thumbs up to knock delinquents out of youtube.

[HumanLife52627]

@TheEventMaker y do u believe in his story? LOL

[TheNafe91]

@NY743 he gave up just because of comments on youtube fuckin hell cry me a river if that was me i wouldnt give a fuk about these dumb fucks they dnt understand it n neither do i that probebly y they didnt like it cuz they dnt understand

[SMGJohn]

@NY743 Nice trolling bitch. Let's hope he dies on the streets too. Bill Gates could program a toaster to an iPhone when he was 5 years old

[doctoriley]

@SMGJohn lol no he couldn't. He was one of the shittiest coders, he just had a great idea and found people to make it work. Plus he never liked the idea of the iPhone and never thought of it. Although this kid is a dumbass troll.

[Jimmt0]

@NY743 well your friend is a weak one isn't he? hate to see how he'd do as a buisness owner. But, nice troll.

[APairOfNoobs]

@NY743 lol

[PaniqFoxx]

@NY743 If youtube would affect someones career choices, then i weep for the future of humanity.

[zoidberg96913]

@NY743 Maybe if you captured the computer screen instead of him people wouldn't start saying fake and what not.

[DanielSturk1]

@NY743 Homeless? He look like he's 17

[grulezd00d]

@NY743 im happy

[NightbreakDreamer]

The 746 dislikes is actually funnier than the video itself. HAHA

[eladelad1212]

gay

[LANmineTFC]

LSDJ WOO

[WayMooProductions]

FAIL

[TrollInjection]

uhh...Hax0r? That would imply Colby had skill.

[EnrichedGamer]

dont you mean wannabe programmer using some noob game creation tool

[1ma4ighter]

the poster oviously doesn't know wtf coding is or what an IDE/code looks like

[Schinsky]

Little sound DJ

[TheMrForplay]

I flag this video for terrorism.

[HermannRattenhuber]

Awesome!

[yoshinosakura]

fucking fag

[yousefob]

is he beiber :@?!

[Quaker763]

Just by farting I could achieve more then you just did. :|

[TheDukePuke]

Umm so chiptune-tracking is programming? Is playing a piano programming?

[minimax187]

Hes Sleeping??

[WPWCuber]

thumbs up if you come here to watch the dislike bar

[0ChrisMackle0]

WHOLEY FUCK LOOK AT THE DISLIKES LMAO

[Diosrobin]

this must be some secret warcode or something, it cant be anything else

[xcalibur0645]

This is not programming its some stupid program which makes sounds program is entering codes and compiling them, not some clicking-fest program, dipshit.

[LeandroIsHere]

@xcalibur0645

Actually not always there are ones who doesn´t need to be compiled

[PNGIProductions]

........ lsdj, end of story

[CloudDecim]

why the fuck am i back at this video

[freitasnetuno]

stupid youtube should put the ratings on the thumbs in the search and the side sections...

[MexicanPunflower]

wow lsdj pro coding 2011 10/10

[DemonXito]

Hey, what program is this in and could you please post a tutorial!!!

[0botpl0]

@DemonXito this is gameboy program to make chiptune music ...

[Josh1billion]

The like/dislike ratio in this video makes it seem like Rebecca Black is putting out quality videos.

[music1stuntskicker10]

This isn't programming it doesn't make that sound he looks retarded

[tianxu03]

One word, retarded...

[tyuii0]

colby qualifies as douche of the day

[aaronhanak]

OMG ALT-KEY CODES!? j00 r 50000 uber 1337 h4x0r!

[FacePlant34]

FAKE AND GAY!

[difbufs]

Wtf was he doing? And what are the strange noises?

[GhostXoP]

@difbufs Some program. Who cares anyway just some kid who was given a computer.

[hardstyle905]

Please, 1. take this video off of the internet, 2. go take an overdose of sleeping pills or some other drug. You are shit.

[kawsihen]

this is called UNEMPLOYMENT

[Arjun007ize]

Nice one,Subscribed ;)

[Darkbow3]

What is justin bieber doing here...

[xaaafi]

crap.

[Ronaldoo91]

thats not even programming wtf

[BloodStone20]

your light saber is losing its handle...

[icon0x1]

listening to an 8 bit sound loops does not account for programming. newbs these days.