Hercules goes where he wishes

[vasachi]

9:20 LOL

[GANGSTAELPASO]

4:18 I'm Fucked!!

[rreljasaurus]

5:15 ha-ha-ha! 

[Lbolting005]

This movie is funny, you can watch the full movie for free if u google it.

[WrathofVishnu]

0:39 That's a lie! XD

[choirguy210]

man I wish I was like arnold!

[lurchipoo]

I EHM TAHED, I AM BOAHD OF ZEH SAME OL FASEZ, ZEH ZAME OL ZINGS.

[kmal2t]

His english is so bad it sounds like hes messing up his lines or he's drunk..classic..

[jediknightgeo]

I'AM THE ZON OF ZOOS

[TheJkuy]

Hold on on how can Samson be there, he was a follower of God not Zeus.

[SaucisseMerguez]

4:54 Arnold beating up his agent.

[klarch]

3:51

[LULWUTMAN]

YOU HAEVE STRIKED HECOULEEZ!

[MrWeekendoff]

05:29 - 'did your mother ever drop you on your head as a baby?!'

'Vonzaz trying to serve as Amegrail, bursting taking a picture of atlas'. that's brilliant how come i missed that the thousand times I've watched this film!?!?

[oppenheimer12]

this is a documentary about Arnie's first visit to america

[venster2006]

hercules...greece....i know a polo?

[ironhandz1]

Haha. You left out "Yu le Mahs trabboo (You let Mars travel)."

[UndesirableUK]

He is most disagreeable and he has irritated me.

I vill show zem how to zrow ze dizcuz!

Fine chariot, but vhere are ze horzez!

[grundy901]

arnies only 23 here

[fitnessmaster]

Yeah... Roids kill. KILL roids!!!

[KB7KB7KB7]

henry gilby

[Vulpecula]

OMG, what an english. And now he's "gouvernator"

[hugeackman]

ironic comment is made of win.

[nirvana95themodder]

why dont they make a soundboard with "i do not have any money"? thats perfect for telemarketers

[isso09]

This definitely deserves a soundboard. Also perfect for vent harassment.

[ironhandz1]

@isso09 The problem I can think of with a soundboard of THESE tracks, is that his speech is barely understandable. I mean, we make fun of him now, but back then, it was a necesity for him to be dubbed. "Nomonezupea to Heciuose" when watched on film, in its original context, takes a second or two to translate as "No man is superior to Hercules".

These lines are so damn funny, but what's missing is his penchant for puns, as he has achieved in his later films (not just Batman & Robin).

[BorgHub]

great acting

[lakermangmx]

:DD hahaha the bear custume guy

what did he think? Beat hercules in a bear costume ! What a fool !

[TheLibertyAvenger]

Put a damn shirt on.

[24daystofall]

it sound a little like "hercules goes very vicious" XP

[legorocks3]

lol i think this was arnold's first movie. lol

[Stovokor41]

you strucked Hercules

LOL

[legorocks3]

you have striked hercules!lol i love that line with arnolds accent! i can do it just as well in here!!!

[WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

How dare you touch Hercules!

[legorocks3]

the bear scene is way to much lol thats the fakest bear i have ever seen!

[WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

It's not real?

lol

[legorocks3]

yeah lol

[Goldex13]

If you pick up a greek-guy from the ocean he automatically becomes your employee. If he refuses to work at your boat the best thing to do is attempt to kick his ass even though he is huge.

[sayfaylo]

I am Hercules!!!

[DeAtHfReDDy]

greddings xD

[Maoam360]

You Zurs xD

That Izit!

I´m Hercüles! Herrrcüles..

Depp

[RagingUtai]

24 second to 27th second, LMAO!!!!.

[RagingUtai]

zeus in this movie looks alot like one of the characters from GOD OF WAR 2

[Alemania1983]

Fine Chariot....But ver are zie horses?? LOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

01:25 - 01:28

Way too funny!

[Timsonourside]

Seriously, what the hell!? I guess the chariots in Olympus Mons could hoist up huge amounts of weight as well! Either way someone smack him upside the head. LMAO!

[Alemania1983]

LOL!! I'd say!! I didn't know Hercules has an Austrian or a German accent! What the hell were they thinking? Please somebody smack him!

[mjl1709]

"It's alright, I'm democratic"

[lehaz163]

good god.  this is painful

[kantarellkvinnan]

if you got headphones and listen really well, you can hear people in the background talking and cars in Olympia O_o

Even in one scene, you can hear a carhorn!

"Of course the aqua the money if you use them get used to make an aquantince to it!" (sorry for me not being able to spell aqu... acc... schucks...

[starrynightuk]

very good observation for who is earthbound

[greatbison]

I love this movie. The first time I saw it, it was on TV late and it was the voiceover version. I remember seeing the opening scenes, and instead of the trademark accent, you've got some boring sounding guy saying "I am hercules". I want to get the DVD because it has both voice tracks on it.

[klarch]

Hercules must always refer to himself in the third person.

[MLogan0821]

oh yea well guys i have doo doo in my butt.

[mrjoshua1980]

A classic example of a film being so terrible that it becomes brilliant

[franziiii]

i'm hörkülös, tzehe :) arnie is 1 of my fav actors, and this was so cute =)

[mc214u]

this was funny as shit. man, I haven't seen the actual movie but after watching this video, I have to see it now! ROFL!!!

[isso09]

Do NOT watch the movie! The only parts of the movie that you need to see are in this video. That's why it was made, man.

[TimeBotProductions]

man this movie is right up my alley pal! i have the DVD with the other guy's audio track since arnold was talking so bad :)

[Casanuda]

Not so, this movie is the reason I made mine. It taught me a lot about how to put together a cohesive story and keep the audience engaged.

[lqbe]

fuckin unbelievable lmfao, couldn't stop laughing at the end. no wonder all those people never answer back, i wouldn't be answering back either - just stare lol

[loztab]

hahahahaha

[Fede17]

Just.. no.. what the hell is this... xD

[Simmerl]

awesome XD

[Lump0r]

lawl made my day

[zEeoN]

ANNIMELS

[tuscanigtv6]

arnold looked like a dumbass..lol

[MrRipster]

"What were you doing out there??"

"Swimming, i fell."

[poundandcrown]

this made my day - compl333t.