Engrish Notebooks in 100 Yen Store

[coupcoup1184]

I know most of English writings in Japan are soooo weird and wrong (I'm a Japanese), but these days in US they sell T-shirts and stuff with Japanese writings on them, and they are so crazy, too, don't make any sense at all and funny !! It's our turn to giggle now !! Ha ha.

[touchmyabs]

this is hilarious. mushrooms arrr gewwwd

[ReiAime]

Fruit Train sounds like a great new Old Spice Commercial. xD

[Qweenjessie]

"We love mushroom," LOL XD

I hate mushrooms XD

[afromuniz22]

sorry

[TheArtsCountess]

The instant you said "bursting into seeds" I freaking died of laughter.

[BlackStrawberryDream]

I think I might be developing abs from laughing at this video.... seriously.

[treelol1]

where is the 100 yen store

[Eternity4EvaStudios]

"we love mushroom" Bwahahaha! Engrish fail!

[angel33575]

wheres the 100 yen store? write back asap

[TheBettinabb]

this is hilarious!

[SuzukiTakaki]

i want the second one and third one! Theres cute with the animals on it!

[Irusj]

Are you in the Daiso by any chance? The Sweet Days notebooks have a whole series, I have two of them saying "We love Sweet Honey" and "We love carrots". Never saw the Mushroom one thought :( I would so buy that one :P

Also, I have one notebook saying "I like doughnuts. What's your favourite drink?"

[ShindaDesu]

its not that bad, in thailand i got an award for tutoring english, and the grammar was so bad, i had to read it twice to understand what i got the award for lol.

[roliasemina]

I used to work at a korean store and I had fun reading all of the engrish on notebooks like these too

[joemama114]

XD HAHAHAHA WE LUV MUSHROOMS, that is the BEST! (seriously considering purchasing that notebook)

[akarukutanoshiku]

I'm the apple of apple!! lol you can see many japanese people have strange words of english on their T shirts too!

[catnips0addict]

my mom always send me that kind of notebooks and i am embarassed to use them. haha.

[chuppiecake]

I'm soo gonna go to japan and buy stuff in that 100 yen shop! 8-D

[xXRAWRrangerXx]

that reminds me of this one time when i got a bottle of ramune (basically a japanese soda =P) and i looked on the back it said: for even more delicious this drink chill before drinking xD yay broken english

[beatblonfan]

lol cute i think whoever was tryinmg to write this was trying to be all philosophical though the mushroom one was cute : )

[toasterfriends]

Chiff executive officer

Mr. Apple Schwester

.....LOL!

[Greenman347]

So how much is 100 Yen in USD.

[ShiPandas]

@Greenman347 about 89 cents.

[420316777666]

engrish WTF

[gab9hp]

LMAO I love Fruit Train, Mushroom, Miss Orange and MR Apple,and the last one! ARIGATO!!!!!

[maxzor1]

thats not engrish thats poem stuff right there :D

[CherryViz]

I thought the mushroom card told all about it.

High. On mushrooms, is the answer.

[itzrosie99]

lol someone was high!!!!

[Ilovevulpix17]

lol i thought the mushroom one was cute though... lol most of them were cute. XD

gotta luv the engrish. XD

[Triad3Force]

hehe funny stuff. You're such a cutie too ;-)

[butterflydemise]

I'm going to so go broke shopping at the 100 yen shops when I go XD Mostly buying stuff like that.

[omgcancer]

i love the magician frog one :)

[JJuliet]

i'd say high.

it sounds like someone trying to be a philosopher with a lot of meaningless words.

gotta love the engrish !

cool vid.

[iamnotkupo]

@JJuliet How could they not be high with sentences like "I like mushroom"?

[blindbutblink]

BURSTING INTO SEEDS<3

[ankawaiicafe]

:P i love all your vids

[smashtasm6]

LOL

[minami17s]

hahahahahaha

[Queenish7]

I'm still laughing really hard at the apple of apple one!

[DJRaivu]

Your dream is Fruit

[sonicphotonic]

Oh shit Kishidan is playing in the background.

Mr. Apple Schwester? Mr. Apple Sister? Sense, it makes none! I love it.

[psmtheman]

Mr. Apple schwester

[NichiBeiTrader]

Good to know that Engrish is still alive and well!

[Insaneagram]

I really want that I love mushroom notebook. :D

[doggybag71]

Do you speak any German Systemjap? Kinda good pronunciation on Schwester there.

[systemjap]

I think I'm decent at faking German haha

[myjunno]

hahahahahhaahhahaha funny note books :D

[abrstargo]

Wow wow wow, I want that notebook. I will be a happy person. lol.

[kansaiPJ]

Welcome to the country of this fruit!

(笑)/

[LangIsAnArt]

haha very funny, but i guess its not necessarily engirsh,

...well i take that back, it counts because they probably didn't know what they were saying when they wrote it lol or if they did, they didn't know about how people in america would look at it lol

[Hikosaemon]

I'm voting that they were high...

[Ido013]

I giggled too, and people looked at me weirdly （＞ω＜；） Well all in all "yeah...cute" would define it all.

[MicknFumi]

LOL but must admit I like Shitaki too, nothing wrong with that ; P

[AjikanPanda]

"I'm the apple of apple

Fruits Cafe"Applestory Chiff executive officer Mr.Apple schwester"

My favorite xD Haha

[vitoreiji]

Hah. They shoul just go with lorem ipsum, always works...

[MisterNES]

*in a lispy femmy voice* All aboard the FRUIT TRAIN!!!

*means no offense to his gay friends and lovers*

[cheyomi]

It's like babblefish IRL!!

=D

haha, you really like the 100 yen store.

[FrankzTerz]

LMFAO.

GoodJob BRIAN.

5/5

FAVORITED.

[iloverock816]

hahaha, yeah, they were high on (mu) shrooms

hahah i liked the gold seeds one. i wonder how many they made of these..

haha "...and make them your memories"

"yeah...cute"

this was hilarious

[Sugarchan]

ooooooh how I love the poorly written english! I was at a mall in the nara prefecture (can't remember the name for the life of me, but it was HUGE). There was this shirt that said something about the light causing the green gass to expand all around. LOL XD I was laughing so hard the sales associate stared at me more then normal.

[PiratePotatoe]

ROFL I want "We love mushroom" notebook!

[griffinthecity]

HAHHA. brian, my fave is 1:00 chiff executive officer mr. apple schwester . this is an awesome vid.

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

I want a job writing this stuff!

"Enjoy this notebook that will give you happiness love until Spring comes with joy!"

"Let's enjoy notebook!"

See, I can do it!

[systemjap]

sorry man, those were already taken....

jk lol

[reynoldsair]

haha the daisou ya~

[esaberia]

I like randomly translated stuff :o

[pauljr9413266684]

^_^

[qiranger]

Love it!

[AguiladoMusic]

I also love mushroom.

[RanJUMPING]

WANT,

[Luciditi]

I'll vote for "they were high"

lmao this is awesome.

[iFukuyama]

i like takin my camera to the 100yen store as well. think we own it to chris=P

[Degenskonto]

Atleast you understand the general meaning of the last one hehe

[DreaMeRHoLic]

schwester is german for sister

[Ch1ka]

lmao, that means that notebook was really messed up :P

[systemjap]

@DreaMeRHoLic

good to know! thanks haha

[TurquoiseTokki]

@DreaMeRHoLic yeah I cought that too.... mister sister..... ugh? so basically the gist of this video is that japanese notebooks are a little cracked out.

[Niiickoh]

Amazing. :D hahaha

[ChemistInJapan]

There has to be some sort of algorithm that generates all this bad engrish. I cannot simply believe that everyone is just that bad.

[misamisatv]

@ChemistInJapan

I agree. I think they just use babelfish or other online translators without knowing those sites aren't always accurate.

[Neppybutt]

Profound statements and thought provoking translations? lol

Great video!!!

[6663000]

lmao This were great.

You should make some more of these short videos.

[systemjap]

next few will be =]

[brokenchopstickz]

gotta love Engrish and mushrooms LOL

[adakkochan]

henna eigo omoshiroine!

[atkinsonja]

We all love MUSHROOM. 5*

[Daichen]

Engrish should be the official language of the world!

[kendash]

lol at the apple executive. all this time the man was keeping us down .. while disguised as an apple. :(

[KattSa87]

hihihi these notebooks are all so cute!!!!

100 yen shop Daisuki!!!! :D

[Heidi2003]

Ah!! Engrish is sooo great! I brought back some post cards from my year abroad in Japan. The pics are cute tho:

1. "People sometimes commit a fault. You were doing what at the moment of losing an important thing where."

2. "Ingenously. Event that cannot be imagined. The dignity inherent in the sovereign."

3. "Now plumbling: Where does the piping come from and where go?"

Makes me smile everytime I read them. ^_^ I can't even imagine that these would make the remotest sense even in 日本語!

[Shinobi027]

el oh el systemjap, made my day 5/5 :P

[Draquoir]

OMG I always hit up the 100 yen shops whenever I get the chance. I wish I went to the one you went to, The ones I've gone to so far don't have nearly as awesome engrish as the ones you've found. Seriously though, Engrish and 100 yen shops go hand and hand haha. Great vid.

[Radrey]

LOL. hyaku en shoppu classics. Hey, its all about quantity, not quality. hahaha.

[TheDutchGaijin]

HAHAHA. Probably high on mushrooms.

Greets, the happy thing.

[sach3]

Yep, magic mushrooms

[betamaxdc]

ahaha fruit train! that is hilarious.