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  • He sounds like Colonel Tigh from Battlestar Galactica.

  • Do a review for 30 days of night!!!

  • the story sucked but movie was still enjoyable......i liked it more than the original n the fready in this one was way more scary

  • WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER PIECE OF SHIT FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU WILL DEFEND THIS PIECE OF SHIT, BUT INSULT SCREAM 4 GHOST RIDER SPIRIT OF VENGENCE AND FURRY VENGENCE? GET A CAT SCAN MOTHER FUCKER, YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jaredbrobb1996 yo dude you have problems and need to watch more movies if you like those shit movies and dont like this masterpeice of a film that explained the original

  • they did what they were supposed to do, they died xD

  • Okay I was 13 when I saw the remake so don't judge me for seeing the remake before the 1984 original, anyway I downloaded the original and watched it last night. To be honest, I liked the remake more, I loved Robert Englund in the original for being a funny smart-ass of a villain (in contrast to Jackie's more sinister portrayal), and I give the producers credit for the great manual effects, but overall I preferred the remake for it's darker, more menacing tone.

  • @97murfy fuck you. the first one was meant for a creepy atmosphere. the elm street sequels 2, 4-6 and freddy vs jason(which i liked) turned him into more of a chucklehead. see elm street 3, new nightmare and freddy vs jason. they're the only sequels worth watching

  • @jaredbrobb1996 The first one was meant for a creepy atmosphere? Well I guess the key word there is "meant" huh, because it weren't creepy in the fucking slightest. I hate to shit all over your nostalgia, but it was even pretty boring in some parts. NOT to say it was bad, but I preferred the original.

  • no no no the effects looked stupid it was just full of jump scares the acting sucks the kids were worthless

  • to directors of this new freddy movie....DONT FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL

    ROBERT ENGLUND FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

    robert englund will always freddy, dont matter who else plays the role englund is the best

  • though i loved the original alot more this movie was pretty kickass

  • i loved the original so much and when i saw the remake i was happy with Jackie earl Hayley preformance and i'm happy that if someone was to replace robert englund that it was Jackie because he did a fantastic job!

  • @randa9711 yeah, i guess if anyone could have played freddy, jackie earle hayley did a decent job. that doesn't exuse the rest of the shit in this film ( fuck you jeremy), but jackie did ok. christian bale should take voice lessons from him

  • @jaredbrobb1996 i actually found this movie AWESOME!

  • breakfast club refrence lol

    

  • I'm not wearing hookey paaaaaaads...

  • I love the Original Nightmare of Elm Street but this remake fucking sucked.

  • "YOU FORGOT THE POWER GLOVE"

  • Do a review for 30 days of night!!

  • Why r u all talking shit bout this film it was best horror film in years.( not devils rejects though) by the way paranormal activity, shit

  • imho that was the worst movie I saw in the last 2 years

  • When it came out i thought oh crap i need to fet it considering i had all the others but then i watched it and guess what it was crap fine yer he had better powers like killing them in a daydream but still it was a bit to simple and did not involve alot of excitement or spookiness

  • OKAY. please understand me people.

    i didnt mind this movie at all. i thought it was great! the only thing you have to do in order to think the same as me is this: imagine if the originals didnt exist. just picture this as a completely different movie form the originals. you'll look at it differently, even if it's a little change in view. i loved the darker tone and ill watch it again sometime gladly

  • The only change that really bothered me was that in the original, Freddy was a child murderer. In the remake: A child molester, and had him plead for his life claiming he was innocent. In the original: Freddy was caught, released on a technicality and then BBQ'd and I don't recall him denying what he did or begging. Son of 100 maniacs, scary, dark and badass from childhood to death and afterlife. Still, the remake was good though.

  • this movie was awesome

  • I'm a huge freddy fan. To me, it's not really Freddy without Robert Englund.

  • dumb movie , it was boring . i dont understand why they cant make a good freddy movie

  • @westside159 Whatare you talking about? This movie was AWESOME

  • @westside159 you obviously don't have taste

  • I LOVE U!!

  • the original had more creative dream sequences and I know that without having even seen it XD

    I saw the new one. It was all right in my opinion.

  • @118Voyager thats just stupid for you to say then

  • @daspoon456 Actually not. I never watched the original movie. But when I looked at the special features on The Mask dvd, they were talking about the Special effects and how The Mask was one of the first movies to use CGI in that way then they referenced another New Line Cinema movie, Nightmare on Elm Street and showed pretty much all of the dream sequences. Hence, I have not seen the movie, I just saw the dream sequences. I also saw the ending but nothing else.

  • you made a bin laden joke exactly a year before they found him.

  • Dude ! COME oon Pleas ...I have whaited for a yer now so if its cool...DO a WATCHMEN review..

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  • "I'm not wearing hockey pads!"

  • this movie is shit on a stick

  • I couldn't beleive I had to watch Furry vengence instead of prince of Persia because of a couple days difference

  • @Megosax Either way, you would have been screwed.

  • Good movie!! =D

  • i never liked the freddy movies i always thought the friday the 13th movies and halloween movies were better something about being killed in your dreams isnt as interesting as getting killed while your awake

  • three cheers for Breakfast club innuendo :) Just watched that movie for the gazillionth time last night

  • Wow. You don't give bad reviews... This movie fucking sucked. Nightmare wasn't anything for Freddy Kruger. It wasn't even a sad laugh. It sucked so bad it learned how to deep throat. And I'm a huge old school and new school fan. But this wasn't suspenseful or frightening. Freddy looked like a toad, the lighting was awful, and the teenagers (like you said) didnt really do anything except die. Christ, this was down by the Halloween remake, which I'm sure you gave 3/4 to as well. No silver lining.

  • this movie was gay

    and the new guy fuckin blows

  • Well guess what Jeremy... BIN LADEN'S DEAD!!!

  • Katie Cassidy was the best thing about this remake. Haley was good but he wasn't as awesome as Englund's Freddy. I thought he could've been better but he was great near the end of the film.

  • Fuck you! My pleasure

  • My sister found the remake "Dogshit".

  • First of all, they dream too much. Part of the horror of the old movies was because you could see them suffer in real life trying NOT to sleep and when they did they were boned. Secondly too much special FX. It's used too much as is, this movie did not help because it wasn't needed. Thirdly: Child molestation. I don't think this movie had any real idea how to handle that. And fourthly the new freddy is kinda lame, yes he's more realistic and that's what kills it. He doesn't look grotesque at all

  • I liked the movie but the main girl was a horrible actress

  • @Frenchcanadian100 Shut up man u mean nancy she and kris were the best actors they made the movie pumped up and "whats gonna happen next?" kinda feeling!

  • @Frenchcanadian100 Funny, she's the new "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo". Although I think that may be because she has a similar name to the original actress.

    Original=Noomi Rapace New=Rooney Mara

    But for my own entertainment, I'm going to call her Raccoon from Mars.

  • @FlyingFocs actually Nancy in the original was played by Heather Langenkamp, not Noomi Rapace.

  • @venomfan3412 No, I meant Noomi Rapace was the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and Raccoon from Mars is the new one because of the similar name.

    Sorry for the confusion.

  • okay, first of all, it was Jackie Earle Haley who played Freddy! get your facts right!

  • @venomfan3412 duhhh dude, and Jackie Earle also played Rorschach from Watchmen, whom Jeremy reference in this review

  • This movie was worse than New Nightmare! The thing that makes Freddy so great is his personality: you can tell he's actually having FUN killing these teenagers. The new Freddy talks in a monotone with a really bad Batman impersonation, it worked for Rorschach, not so much for the Steve McQueen of horror villains.

  • I totally agree. If they remake scream it's going to be the same crap each time. Child's Play. I don't really care about

  • Well I have to say although the remake was okay it just wasn't great for me, I am a fan of the original, because although there was cheese, it had that typical Wes Craven feel to it, hard to explain but I guess it would be the eerie atmosphere which he manages to execute so well in his movies, Scream had the exact same feel to it.

  • @PuffyAmiYumi Use some periods in your sentence man, JEEZ!

  • @serclfs Not sure if trolling, or just blind...

  • @PuffyAmiYumi Commas and periods are two different things.

  • @serclfs Well I'm sorry to offend your grammatical Nazi tastes. It's not as if I'm tlkin lyk dis.

  • What about scream and child's play

  • @Master21768 why would they remake scream its a currently running series. And i don't think anyone is aloud to do childs play because of studio issues and besides every hollywood director knows that if you were to remake childs play it would be too corny and everyone would hate it

  • @StayxXxEdge Totally agree

  • Jeremy, I found a reviewer that gave Furry Vengeance 5/5 stars. He also gave perfect scores to Marmaduke, Garfield: The Movie, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Yogi Bear. This person exists, and he is frighteningly serious.

  • @swimteamizzle1114 Jesus. *Shudder*

  • I personally liked the remake better than the original! I thought the original was quite lame and boring to be honest! :|

  • @JamesRandomThingys Ya, me2

  • I fucking hate this movie. I thought it was SOOOOOOOO BORING! Couldn't make it to the end.

  • didnt like it ORIGINALS ROCK ....!!!! wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ymore.....

  • No Watchmen Review? :'(

  • I'm not a fan of this movie. God he looked like a burned cat to me.

  • @nightslade1 You're not the only one to notice that, the Spill.com reviews thought he looked like a burned Aslan.

    I personally like how he looks like that, it's more creepy.

  • Respond to this video... It's good to see that some reviews are supporting this movie. I hate it when people are comparing it to the original and saying the original was better. I personally say, if most of those people saw this remake before the original, they would like this movie better.

  • @Molonara I feel for ya. These people are basically like the little kids who DON'T want to be Potty trained!

  • @DarkNeonNightmare Thanks for being one of the few who sees the greatness of this movie and it's new Freddy.

  • I agree completely! The remake may not be as memorable & great as the original, but it's still a great movie & a decent remake. The new Freddy was quite scary & his voice was beyond menacing to me. Robert Englund will ALWAYS be Freddy & nothing can change that, though Jackie Earle Haley did an amazing job. Some of the people here who's bashing the people who enjoyed the film just don't understand that we're all entitled to our own opinions & personal interests. They need to accept that & move on

  • Don't diss Jeremy here! Here's a REAL Freddy fan! Not unlike you dickwads! if you drop what effort they did to give What Freddy would be like in this time ONLY!! So fuck off all you naysayers!!

  • your an idiot. this movie was terrible..the story was shite.

  • @MRSkookum Before calling people "Idiots", learn to capitalize your sentences, retard.

  • If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.

  • @Mntndew52 -Peter Griffin

  • @Mntndew52 I remember that episode! =D

  • This made me realize you never reviewed Watchmen.....Why?

  • u should check out Angry Joe & Rallisp's review

  • It just goes to show how small minded most people are, the remake was good. All the reasons he talked about were on point, everyone just hates change. Change being it wasn't the same freddy.

  • @Tkthegreat14 FUCKIGN EXACTLY!!!

  • Movie wasn't good. At all. And this is coming from someone who liked the remake of Last house on the left better than the original.

  • I'm sorry the dude didn't fill Robert Englund shoes, I hated this movie, the original looked better

  • Really? You liked this horse shit?

  • Oh! Quick! 6 more people like this!

  • @HJtheminer *6 more people do*

    MUHAHAHAHA >:)

  • The movie is shit. Not only it has all the horror cliches, but also nothing new. Freddy looked tasty instead of scary. The end was just a fucking rip off. Also I have no nolstagia because I have only recently see the movie. Sorry, but saying this shit was better just makes me more sure that you get too exciting or "down" and you base your whole review on one moment feeling. Or simply you have no taste.

  • @MrSuperheromoviefan You had all the time to write a good reason, and you end up typing garbage.

  • oh shit they have discoverd us benladen we need to spleet!

  • I'm having Top Ramen while watching this :)

  • this movie came out 2 days after my birthday so my mom let me go seet a horror movie for once best birthday weekend ever

  • What an idiot this guy is...the movie sucked..what a tool

  • @CyberPunkStefan The only tools here are the ones hating on a film without even giving a good reason.

  • they messed it up compared to the original !!!!

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  • I found this film to be underrated. Jackie Earl Haley managed to be darker than Englund ever was. There were a lot homages to the original, and put a new spin on the premise with the micro naps. It really focused more on the effects of sleep deprivation rather than the actual dreams, which I found found to be a pretty inventive take on the whole situation, and definitely added to the overall intensity. All in all, a worthy reboot. Hope the sequel will follow suit

  • Awesome remake

  • a good film

  • lawl benladn is dead xD!

  • I wasn't expecting much from this movie last year, but I ended up enjoying the hell out of it. The real life to dream sequences were pretty neat and they introduced micro naps which I felt was a neat idea and it put the characters in more danger than in the original. The only complaint I have is that the actors were sub par, some were pretty good but two in particular were just bad.

  • @AshXXMayftw The best actor was definitely Jackie Earl Hayley, but I just wish that would have recast Robert England for the role.

  • @M0VIES4U2 I thought rooney mara did good with nancy

  • @MrTiki7690 Yeah, but still.

  • @M0VIES4U2 come on that wold be hes 9th movie, he deserv a break

  • @Lucca216 I agree with you 100%, Still, it's saddening.

  • @M0VIES4U2 yeah i miss the legend

  • i liked this and the friday the 13th reboot. they were exactly what you expect from the past movies, just with newer deaths, effects and a new cast. people set their expectations way to high when they are fine with the older films which are more than similar to this.

  • Freddy is only in dreams. If you see him, you know that you're dreaming, right ? Therefore why not dream up an AK47 and blow Freddy away ?

  • @thecody17 bewcause freddy would just make it dissapear. he's in control of the dream. also, if you wake up while holding on to him, he comes to the real world

  • @Arthus850 Oh, really ? See I did not know that. Thanks for enlightening me.

  • Finally someone who did a REAL review for the new A Nightmare On Elm Street. I loved the movie and I totally agree with you, it is darker, more intense, a new(and badass) personality for Freddy... It is just awesome!

  • dude I've been watching your shit for a while i respect you to a high level

  • "I'm not wearing hockey pants!" good one, man!

  • INCEPTION VERSION 1!

  • I enjoyed it but I hate that they changed the back story

  • You can do a great Freddy imitation

  • I wonder how Freddy will react to Barthandelus?

  • I'd have to say the remake is a better movie, even though I grew up with the original. I have the first four Freddy movies with VS Jason, and I really have to say that the remake did things more smoothly. The first one had a few blatant plotholes with iffy acting. And honestly, a movie about a pedophilic dream demon brutally slaughtering you shouldn't be funny. Besides, if you watch them in a row you realize that they really didn't know what they were doing with the character.

  • @TheSpurian EXACTLY. and honestly would teens really fall asleep that fast that they think they aren't dreaming to begin with like they did in the original? Not really! I mean it takes me probably 20 minutes before I conk out and dream. Not really a quick blend. at least the Remake explained HOW these kids got sucked in sooo easily!

  • @TheSpurian His sick humour, is what made A Nightmare on elmstreet and Freddy, so amazing. Back in the 90's all movies were like that, "The so serious" Attitude, with killing. But Freddy brought something new to th game, something more intresting. Why does it all have to be the same? Why can't there be something new? Freddys sick dark humour in all, is what people will always remember in freddy, Not this, This "Remake" Will be forgotten, Freddy will live on, the real freddy.

  • The original is better.

  • Alright, better than Part 2 but that's not saying much... I love Freddy Krueger!

    Also the majority of Freddy's lines were re-used and so were many of the gags!

    aaandd YES the original is BETTER!

    That's it :P

  • I watched Furry Vengeance and It was worse Than God's Punch  In my Neck xD

  • For me, I have to say the original was better. You described all the reasons why I love it (mainly the cheese factor). But I borrowed it from a friend and I laid down on my bed, and fell a sleep 20 minutes in. I woke up just before Nancy gets pulled into the mirror (or some thing like that)

  • now i liked this one but alot of "horror" movies in the 80's were kinda made to be cheesy look at childs play friday the 13th halloween just saying so it was made to be kinda stupid

  • I watched all the Nightmare on Elm Streets for the first time in the past week. I feel like this one was alright. It's better than Part 2 and Part 6, but still towards the bottom of the pile. The original and New Nightmare are definitely the best, followed by the Dream trilogy.

  • It wasn't as scary as I thought it'd be.

  • @werewolficd There's gonna be one.

  • Im not wearing hockey paaaaaads, lol I remember that part!

  • that was a Ugly Freddie. Looked like a damn Plastic Surgeon  got Drunk on his burned face

  • the ending was pretty cool, when he snatched the mother through the mirror...nice effects.

  • i only like the original cause of robert englund he had waay more personality than the robert hearle hailey the new freddy wasnt amusingly disturing he was just disturbing even kinda emo xD

  • DUDE SOU SHOULD MAKE A FRIDAY THE 13 REVIEW I GOTTA SEE YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT BECAUSE IM A JASON FAN BUT THIS MOVIE WAS KINDA BLEH TO ME SO PLS A REVIEW

  • THIS MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE......

  • I borrowed the movie from a friend. And when I popped this sucker in, I fell asleep 20 minutes in... Kinda ironic.

  • the movie is pretty good

  • LOL "they did what they were supposed to do, they DIED"

  • It was okay I think.

  • It was better than all those other shitty remakes

  • They should use robert engluds face not small nose

  • dude you sound just like batman

  • I liked this remake! The original wasnt that good to me

  • *That shit was Wack. Specially if you've grew up with the first original films. The new Freddy looked like he just had some sort of Plastic surgery, and they re created the same scenes from the original. That was sort of cheesy.

  • i loved this movie simply because it was so easy to make fun of. so shitty compared to the Englund Nightmare films

  • in mortal kombat

  • It tickeled my inner Freddy fan

  • if you have sex with Freddy in your dreams will he be in your bed the next morning

  • @Sparda92607

    No, but you will have claw marks on your ass.

  • @Sparda92607 if freddy rapes you in your dreams will you be pregnant when u wake up?

  • @sepa8310 what would the children look like? the original comment raises further questioning.

  • @jmannunez IKR

  • pliz do more impressions they r...um...rad .hhh

  • When you say "I'm not wearin' hockey pants." in your videos, it literally makes my day. You are a freakin' boss!

  • @darkneonnightmare LOL I listen to people's words but if I don't agree with them, you going to know it.

  • @guss1470 agreed

  • The first Nightmare on elm street made me have nightmares for a long time, tho OG was the best, it may be cheese but that is what Freddy was. For a nerd I cheered for Freddy cause he killed the pop teen cause they were dumb and that's what you get for being stupid.

  • i miss david england he gave freddy personality