Wait, the women have to look attractive to the men in the family? But... they're family. No one to impress. What, are they hoping to score after dessert?
A date with my family would be a date from Hell! My clueless Mom, my know-it-all younger sister, my alky psycho other sister, and stuck up brother. I'd rather drink tequila shots alone in the dark.
@GeishaShattori Oh, absolutely! It was all part of that "putting women in their place" thing that started after '45. Lasted until the late 60's when people stopped falling for it. Also notice how the father is not given any responsibilities except the ones that he wants to do, like cutting the dinner that everyone else worked on and being the center of attention.
@nagaking07 What do you think The American Suburbs of The `50s were ? Smile , be polite , be happy , be obedient and ignore The Blatant Passive-Aggressive Inkmarks of Racism , Sexism , Classism , Nationalism and Self-Righteousness !
@crazedactor It`s not inherently a bad thing but all too often people get so caught up in love of their country that they`ll do pretty much anything the government tells them to no matter how ludicrous or amoral it may be . Just look at Nazi Germany under Hitler , Fascist Italy under Mussolini ,Fascist Spain under Franco , Imperial Japan under Hirohito and Tojo , Communist China under Mao and Communist Russia under Lenin and Stalin .
How is this Soviet propoganda and sexist? It's just an ordinary family having dinner together: something that today's families don't do. Regardless of what decade it is; it teaches you table manners.
I remember watching these films when I was in school back in the 60's (the rebellious 60's) and the 70's (the "Me" decade). What they teach is valuable today just as it did back then. Perhaps you should see these films in school as well. You might learn something from them.
How is this Soviet propoganda and sexist? It's just an ordinary family having dinner together: something that today's families don't do. Regardless of what decade it is; it teaches you table manners.
I remember watching these films when I was in school back in the 60's (the rebellious 60's) and the 70's (the "Me" decade). What they teach is valuable today just as it did back then. Perhaps you should see these films in school as well. You might learn something from it.
How is this Soviet propraganda and sexist? It's just an ordinary family having dinner together: something that today's families don't do. Regardless of what decade it is; it teaches you table manners.
I remember watching these films when I was in school back in the 60's (the rebellious 60's) and the 70's (the "Me" decade). What they teach is valuable today just as it did back then. Perhaps you should see these films in school as well. You might learn something from it.
I hate when Conservatives pine for the fifties. Maybe because it was when they had the most power over politics and culture. Minorities were second class citizens trapped in inner city slums, school children were forced to pray before school started, homosexuals stayed in the closet, and "emotions are (were) for ethnic people".
Awww man, the older and younger brother share a room, I feel sorry for the little boy when his older brother brings home porn magazines. I have a feeling the little kid won't be sleeping for a week. I just imagine what a hellish nightmare that would be like if I know the dynamic relationships between older and younger siblings. XD
I don't know, but to me this video's message seems meant to benefit only ONE family member: The father. Notice how the whole thing seems to center around making the father comfortable, and giving him the least amount of trouble and nuisance. You can tell this was a propaganda film created NOT by quack scientists or doctors this time but by average men who were disenchanted by the fact that their families were real people and not subservient cardboard cut-outs of perfection like they were alway
@GeishaShattori Suburbia is and always has been unsustainable. The family institution it spawned is insipid and loathsome. Don't forget, Sylvia Plath put her head in an oven because of this shit.
I learn more every time I come back to a certain short or episode. Last time, I didn't catch the Tale of Two Cities reference. This time, I laughed out loud.
"The Woody Allen story!" Gah, barely a second into the video and Crow already has me in stitches. Seriously though, this video is disturbing. I have a sit down dinner with my family most nights, but I don't expect my mom or sister to look "attractive". I can't be attracted to them... they're my family, for crying out loud!
Nevermind I found it.. MST3k - What to do on a date just after 8:50 when they're all standing at the tape getting their food ready. You hear Tom and Crow say "nom nom nom, Mmm Sausages, nom nom Sausages.." Makes me laugh for some reason, so stupid it's funny.
There was a bit over a dinner setting like this. But they all pigged out. They were either in the theater mode, or it was a skit in side the SOL. And during the pigging out Tom kept mummbeling at various times, "Sausages, Sausages.." This was a common expression when they pigged out like that. Did they ever explain why they chose Sasuages as something they'd repeat? It does sound funny though :)
@stonethestonedtiger Yes and boys obsessed with pretending to be normal and repressing any thoughts of individuality, girls where told never to want sex or careers, men considered suicide every hour of the day, and women popped endless pills. Those were happier times.
@GamaScythe What is wrong with you? Why do people assume that just because a certain portion of the population behaved a certain way, means that EVERYONE from that era followed suit. It's insulting to genuinely good people who grew up in that time and get labeled something because someone wants to feel enlightened by saying "I'm from a more accepting and open era, however that ends once I start stereotyping people based on the year they were born. Also I don't know what 'where' means".
@highlanddancer15 Are you freaking kidding me? I was joking, damn the loss of subtext in written forms of communication. And NO the freakin' 90s when I grew up as not enlightened or open. I grew up not feeling accepted by anyone or anything for not being your average Joe, white bread, average.
Don't discuss unpleasent things when Dad gets home from work. Or during dinner. Or when he's working on the contracts. Or before bed. Or before work. In fact, bottle all your unpleasent emotions inside you until you explode, using Dad's shotgun to alleviate the pressure your insane family has caused.
Poet/author Sylvia Plath committed suicide by putting her head in a gas oven so when the mother opens the oven and one of the guys says "Sylvia?" that's what they are referring to.
does anyone else think Joel wasn't really that funny. That whole era...the jokes just don't make it for me like space mutany, overdrawn at the memory bank, the final sacrafice, werewolf, devilfish, hobgoblins and yes the other greats that I didnt mention. I just dont think Joel was that funny
@AfternoonProductions haha so what? Thats just like 3000 because the only remarkable change is to 100,000. Not 104,000 or 105,000...if you had made 200,000 Id have said cool. but 103,000 doesnt cut it. Its gay, suck it
No, it doesn't sound exciting to me. I ate dinner with my family 6 out of 7 nights a week when I was growing up. And we were comfortable enough with each other to do so in sweatpants, work boots, the day's faded makeup, etc. We didn't need to dress up for each other. Also, we were genuinely glad to see our dad. The atmosphere was totally relaxed. Dad and us older kids even had beer at the table once in a while. TOP THAT, PROPAGANDA FILM.
@AniRemi I agree. In my family we eat with eachother almost every night. And our conversations that we had at the table were bad according to this film, but they were alot of fun that we got have with eachother. This film sticks. I don't wear dresses to the table and im not going to change my outfit just for dinner.
@Maphysto Does seem like it doesn't it? Don't see anything wrong with it though. It was a different era. It's funny in retrospect, though, to wonder how the culture of the 1950s and early 60s led to the free-spirited, much more liberal thinking of the mid-60s and beyond.
Brother has a tight psycological grip on junior ROTFL
ridersfan02 6 days ago
"Hi I'm Denny and I'll be your wife tonight!" lmao this whole thing is genius
peppermint23 1 week ago
"A violent argument irrupts on who's day was more pleasant"
bawoman 1 week ago
And dont forget to make a plate for the narrarator
RrachelEedwards7878 2 weeks ago
Are we all supposed to be scrubbing each other now, or......? lmao
RrachelEedwards7878 2 weeks ago
Actually, I found this video very pleasant. I must show this to my wife and children...
noiseintheoffice 2 weeks ago
This Means You!
Theburn77 3 weeks ago
Hilarious...
earthtripgirl 1 month ago
@earthtripgirl Ditto, haven't laughed that hard at a Youtube video ever.
southrules 3 weeks ago
1:43 How did they not get the obvious follow up joke of "At least 4 weeks late now?"
originalscreenname44 1 month ago
Dad decides how much you have!!! You cows!!
eartianwerewolf 1 month ago
I just watched this episode on my computer! I have basically every episode!!!! (over 300 hours).
Laughed my ass off so hard I had to share links with my friend. XD
EvilassProductions 1 month ago
6:50 Sister does her John Stewart impression. Father contacts local circus.
By the way, search "Populærmusik fra Vittula" for REALLY, REALLY, through the roof un-"ethnic" dinnertime. We're talking hillbilly squared!
perplacymp 1 month ago
@ 5:53 "Help cut your meat Jr." How did the guys miss this one.
"Dad I'm dating a Negro" lmao
waveali 1 month ago
If any of the kids does anything to interrupt the delicate balance of dinnertime, the Nazi parents will kill them.
greg589 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
"The women of this family seem to feel they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinnertime"
Must be for the after-dinner incest orgy
greg589 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Wait, the women have to look attractive to the men in the family? But... they're family. No one to impress. What, are they hoping to score after dessert?
coffeetea720 2 months ago
"Even as you gag on it" *does a spittake*
WolfBrother1983 2 months ago
"With Strychnine!" Oh God lol
WolfBrother1983 2 months ago
A date with my family would be a date from Hell! My clueless Mom, my know-it-all younger sister, my alky psycho other sister, and stuck up brother. I'd rather drink tequila shots alone in the dark.
szqsk8 2 months ago
@szqsk8
I think there's some hidden pain you need to work through...
textthing 1 month ago
"Emotion's are for ethnic people." one of the greatest lines of all time
nebraska124 2 months ago 4
@GeishaShattori Oh, absolutely! It was all part of that "putting women in their place" thing that started after '45. Lasted until the late 60's when people stopped falling for it. Also notice how the father is not given any responsibilities except the ones that he wants to do, like cutting the dinner that everyone else worked on and being the center of attention.
patricivan 2 months ago
Apparently the daughter doesn't have homework, and has time to make a flower centerpiece.
The Fifties!
roundthedecay 3 months ago
well-this-certainly-is-pleasant
otherfool 3 months ago
'Mom, I'm Pregnant...Dad, I'm dating a Negro.'
apo18llo 3 months ago 2
Was this made by a totalitarian supporter?
nagaking07 4 months ago
@nagaking07 What do you think The American Suburbs of The `50s were ? Smile , be polite , be happy , be obedient and ignore The Blatant Passive-Aggressive Inkmarks of Racism , Sexism , Classism , Nationalism and Self-Righteousness !
1993MovieMan 3 months ago
@1993MovieMan My point exactly.
nagaking07 3 months ago
@1993MovieMan You say "Nationalism" as if it's a bad thing.
crazedactor 2 months ago
@crazedactor It`s not inherently a bad thing but all too often people get so caught up in love of their country that they`ll do pretty much anything the government tells them to no matter how ludicrous or amoral it may be . Just look at Nazi Germany under Hitler , Fascist Italy under Mussolini ,Fascist Spain under Franco , Imperial Japan under Hirohito and Tojo , Communist China under Mao and Communist Russia under Lenin and Stalin .
1993MovieMan 2 months ago
@1993MovieMan
Wait - you mean that's somehow changed?
textthing 1 month ago
@textthing Well , no aside from the fact people don`t talk about it anymore !
1993MovieMan 1 month ago
"A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!"
bladewolf39 4 months ago 24
I wish I had my own family like that, only I would want more kids
Dablkwid0w2008 4 months ago
I really should've washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck.
firehat87 4 months ago 4
So funny." I have no son."
xPhantomPoopx 4 months ago
So this video was in preparation if Hitler took over the US, right??
candygirl0406 4 months ago
I am SO glad I was born much too late for the 50s.
toshirodragon 4 months ago 5
"The Woody Allen Story!"
WebofIntrigue 4 months ago
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This is the most terrifying short they ever did.
Applemask 5 months ago
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Applemask 5 months ago
"Emotions are for ethnic people!"
Roobarr1 5 months ago 6
"We secretly switched their Foldgers coffee... "
DroBONILLA1 5 months ago 4
A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant!
Politcalamity 5 months ago 6
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Politcalamity 5 months ago
Dad, I'm dating a negro.. I just spit my lunch out!!!
TheTrimby1973 5 months ago 4
Oops! Sorry about the double posting.
nanlisa 5 months ago
How is this Soviet propoganda and sexist? It's just an ordinary family having dinner together: something that today's families don't do. Regardless of what decade it is; it teaches you table manners.
I remember watching these films when I was in school back in the 60's (the rebellious 60's) and the 70's (the "Me" decade). What they teach is valuable today just as it did back then. Perhaps you should see these films in school as well. You might learn something from them.
nanlisa 5 months ago
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How is this Soviet propoganda and sexist? It's just an ordinary family having dinner together: something that today's families don't do. Regardless of what decade it is; it teaches you table manners.
I remember watching these films when I was in school back in the 60's (the rebellious 60's) and the 70's (the "Me" decade). What they teach is valuable today just as it did back then. Perhaps you should see these films in school as well. You might learn something from it.
nanlisa 5 months ago
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How is this Soviet propraganda and sexist? It's just an ordinary family having dinner together: something that today's families don't do. Regardless of what decade it is; it teaches you table manners.
I remember watching these films when I was in school back in the 60's (the rebellious 60's) and the 70's (the "Me" decade). What they teach is valuable today just as it did back then. Perhaps you should see these films in school as well. You might learn something from it.
nanlisa 5 months ago
the video they're watching is REALLY bad
the characters are one-dimensional and are only regarded as a number. they are such robots
infernalone666 5 months ago
this stinks
Pod People
nastyGriffin 5 months ago 5
I bet Glenn Beck would masturbate to this short, lol.
greenjoker713 5 months ago 4
I hate when Conservatives pine for the fifties. Maybe because it was when they had the most power over politics and culture. Minorities were second class citizens trapped in inner city slums, school children were forced to pray before school started, homosexuals stayed in the closet, and "emotions are (were) for ethnic people".
greenjoker713 5 months ago 9
Awww man, the older and younger brother share a room, I feel sorry for the little boy when his older brother brings home porn magazines. I have a feeling the little kid won't be sleeping for a week. I just imagine what a hellish nightmare that would be like if I know the dynamic relationships between older and younger siblings. XD
sillygrl23 5 months ago
"A violent argument erupts over who day was more pleasant" - ROFL
pooleyjr 6 months ago 4
uh short, there ARE families too poor to eat dinner.....
akje93 6 months ago 5
and most importantly, do not develope a personality at the dinner table. a dinner table is a place for calmness and conformity
madonna2285 6 months ago
*always promised. Thanks, MST, for pointing out what a load of crap this all was!
GeishaShattori 6 months ago
I don't know, but to me this video's message seems meant to benefit only ONE family member: The father. Notice how the whole thing seems to center around making the father comfortable, and giving him the least amount of trouble and nuisance. You can tell this was a propaganda film created NOT by quack scientists or doctors this time but by average men who were disenchanted by the fact that their families were real people and not subservient cardboard cut-outs of perfection like they were alway
GeishaShattori 6 months ago 44
@GeishaShattori Suburbia is and always has been unsustainable. The family institution it spawned is insipid and loathsome. Don't forget, Sylvia Plath put her head in an oven because of this shit.
DoNotCiv 1 month ago
@DoNotCiv
Thus doing the world a favour *rimshot*
textthing 1 month ago
and this is why the 60s happened
WINFIELD32750 6 months ago 3
That's worse than the Brady Bunch.
RImAPhan 6 months ago
The story of Woody Allen...LOLLL
RImAPhan 6 months ago
@RImAPhan I don't get that joke?
boundlesseternity 6 months ago
I learn more every time I come back to a certain short or episode. Last time, I didn't catch the Tale of Two Cities reference. This time, I laughed out loud.
TheSubmarineDoctor 6 months ago
The documentary in itself is as funny as the commentary.
"...Then, helps mother do her chair as he would his best girl."
"Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestion."
"This is time of pleasure, charm and relaxation..."
lasse4eva 6 months ago 2
"do you? DO YOU!? well DO you, better say yes DAMNIT!"
That took me a min. to type because I'm laughing so f-ing hard.
MrJrodarod 6 months ago 2
BOOZE WOULD RELIEVE THE SITTUATION ALL RIGHT
cavalierfan1995 6 months ago
WELL THATS IT SPANKINGS ALL AROUND
cavalierfan1995 6 months ago
I HAVE NO SON
cavalierfan1995 6 months ago
MOTHER,SHOULD WE BE SCUBBING EACH OTHER
cavalierfan1995 6 months ago
"Father I had a feeling today."
"Well don't"
madhatter606 6 months ago 3
More gin, pop??
deflinus 6 months ago
Dad looks like Victor Garber.
Kreilz 6 months ago
@Kreilz So Mr. Andrews did have a family before he boarded the Titanic? lol
jacobykid 6 months ago
"Be sure NO ONE knows the REAL you." lol
Timmis2010 6 months ago 2
YOU BETTER SAY YES, DAMN IT!
kcfreak725 7 months ago
"At least I have two sons..."
"Perhaps booze will alleviate this situation."
My stomach hurts from laughing.
dilemma08 7 months ago
"There's a rabbit in there!" Fatal Attraction? Anyone? Anyone?
SpaceToasterTV 7 months ago 4
Speeecific. LOL
Sandy5Magics 7 months ago
"dad, I'm dating a negro..."
"emotions are for ethnic people."
Lol, MSt3k knows best
gingaguy 7 months ago 7
Dad i'm dating a negro!
kevkevinkev 7 months ago 2
This short made me crack up really bad today for some reason...did anyone else find this one of the more funnier ones? :D
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"A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."
GamerzPro1231 7 months ago
I'm wondering why they named their kids Daughter, Brother, and Father Jr.
nell582 8 months ago 53
@nell582 - it's less controversial and makes for a more peaceful interaction, especially at the dinner table!
dweebcentric 7 months ago
@nell582
because it's 1950's-leave-it-to-beaver-white-bread
infernalone666 5 months ago
Father, I had a feeling today. Well don't son.
kymmydanger 8 months ago 4
A better day when women were in the kitchen constantly
mercuryrulz 8 months ago
"The Woody Allen story!" Gah, barely a second into the video and Crow already has me in stitches. Seriously though, this video is disturbing. I have a sit down dinner with my family most nights, but I don't expect my mom or sister to look "attractive". I can't be attracted to them... they're my family, for crying out loud!
requiem4ameme 8 months ago 4
"Emotions are for ethnic people" lmao
kittykatBflat 8 months ago 4
Nevermind I found it.. MST3k - What to do on a date just after 8:50 when they're all standing at the tape getting their food ready. You hear Tom and Crow say "nom nom nom, Mmm Sausages, nom nom Sausages.." Makes me laugh for some reason, so stupid it's funny.
hootyhaha 8 months ago
There was a bit over a dinner setting like this. But they all pigged out. They were either in the theater mode, or it was a skit in side the SOL. And during the pigging out Tom kept mummbeling at various times, "Sausages, Sausages.." This was a common expression when they pigged out like that. Did they ever explain why they chose Sasuages as something they'd repeat? It does sound funny though :)
hootyhaha 8 months ago
"Watch him play butler..." "...In remains of the day" ROFL!
shadowflower93 8 months ago
This was rather condecending and I am glad MST3K spoofed the hell out of it
millerchance007 8 months ago 5
That 50s were so sexist.
musclvr98 8 months ago
@musclvr98 THE* 50s
musclvr98 8 months ago
This is hilarious, but the misogynistic instructions make me cringe at the same time.
droduner 8 months ago 7
"Emotions are for ethnic people."
I'm half-WASP, half-Catholic and I SWEAR I was told this as a child.
jarvisel 8 months ago 8
did people in the 50s change clothes like 8 times a day or something?
stonethestonedtiger 8 months ago 51
@stonethestonedtiger Yes and boys obsessed with pretending to be normal and repressing any thoughts of individuality, girls where told never to want sex or careers, men considered suicide every hour of the day, and women popped endless pills. Those were happier times.
GamaScythe 7 months ago
@GamaScythe What is wrong with you? Why do people assume that just because a certain portion of the population behaved a certain way, means that EVERYONE from that era followed suit. It's insulting to genuinely good people who grew up in that time and get labeled something because someone wants to feel enlightened by saying "I'm from a more accepting and open era, however that ends once I start stereotyping people based on the year they were born. Also I don't know what 'where' means".
highlanddancer15 7 months ago
@highlanddancer15 Are you freaking kidding me? I was joking, damn the loss of subtext in written forms of communication. And NO the freakin' 90s when I grew up as not enlightened or open. I grew up not feeling accepted by anyone or anything for not being your average Joe, white bread, average.
GamaScythe 7 months ago 3
@GamaScythe Back then they just thought about suicide....now they do it.
MRAwesome1968 7 months ago 3
@MRAwesome1968 Good one.
GamaScythe 7 months ago
Well my family fails. We make dirty jokes and laugh about anything and everything. We are a high emotional family by the looks of this.
LadyCrazyMonkeyPants 9 months ago
"a violent argument breaks out over whose day was more pleasant"
WildWelshWitch 9 months ago 6
Don't discuss unpleasent things when Dad gets home from work. Or during dinner. Or when he's working on the contracts. Or before bed. Or before work. In fact, bottle all your unpleasent emotions inside you until you explode, using Dad's shotgun to alleviate the pressure your insane family has caused.
JeromeViolist 9 months ago 7
The cracks about the father are the best!
megimanxx 9 months ago
"Junior seats Dad, and Sister sits the Dog, and the Dog..."
sonicfan966 9 months ago 4
"Please God take me now."
Yeah, that was my general reaction to my parents dinner rituals.
FrostbittenWolf 9 months ago 4
1:50 Where the postman EAGERLY awaits :) Sorry :o
3:25 This should have been edited in the final version :)
KaristaSwiss 9 months ago
I would DIE if I had to eat dinner like that >.<
Booze is definitely the answer ^^
FlameofFaith94 10 months ago 4
"We secretly switched their Folders coffee..." Priceless...
PhillyFanatic87 10 months ago 6
"please god take me now" Xd
TheCupcake2172 10 months ago 4
Have I been eating dinner the wrong way my whole life?!
slipknot92194 10 months ago 9
perhaps BOOZE would alleviate this situation!
AuliYeti 10 months ago 4
Ah go Piss up a Rope XD
jigbuilda 10 months ago 5
Honey I was thinking of moving to FIRE ISLAND.
pacothetaco556 10 months ago
what a time to live in. i think i'd prefer hell.
nicky2coats 10 months ago 5
"go piss up a rope" lol
TheCupcake2172 10 months ago
"Yeah, double the bed."
"I can't stress unemotional enough."
"More gin, Pop?"
everlast00045 10 months ago
"Mom, I'm pregnant"
Is it that late?
XD
redsawdom 10 months ago
"Sylvia?" Huh. I get it now!
JoeyJoeJoe1970 10 months ago
@JoeyJoeJoe1970 what does it mean?i dont get it
TheCupcake2172 10 months ago
@TheCupcake2172
Poet/author Sylvia Plath committed suicide by putting her head in a gas oven so when the mother opens the oven and one of the guys says "Sylvia?" that's what they are referring to.
JoeyJoeJoe1970 10 months ago
@JoeyJoeJoe1970 thnks
TheCupcake2172 10 months ago
A violent argument erupts over who's day was the most pleasant.
I leave so many comments on these pages but I just keep hearing funny shit
MichRockHop81108 11 months ago
@WisconJersey hahaha
MichRockHop81108 11 months ago
The great thing about youtube mst is seeing if your favorite comment is the top one.
MichRockHop81108 11 months ago
does anyone else think Joel wasn't really that funny. That whole era...the jokes just don't make it for me like space mutany, overdrawn at the memory bank, the final sacrafice, werewolf, devilfish, hobgoblins and yes the other greats that I didnt mention. I just dont think Joel was that funny
MichRockHop81108 11 months ago
Love the Pod People callback at 6:36.
KingSnarf 11 months ago
Do you now see how a date with your family can be a truly special occasion? Well do you?! Do you!?!
CertifiedGooner729 11 months ago
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CertifiedGooner729 11 months ago
"The Woody Allen Story!" ROFL
Wawagirl17 11 months ago
"Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation."
AlecRozsa 11 months ago
Anyone else think the daughter's kinda hot???
Chenolicious1 11 months ago 4
hooray i just made view 103,000!!!
AfternoonProductions 11 months ago
@AfternoonProductions haha so what? Thats just like 3000 because the only remarkable change is to 100,000. Not 104,000 or 105,000...if you had made 200,000 Id have said cool. but 103,000 doesnt cut it. Its gay, suck it
face
MichRockHop81108 11 months ago
@MichRockHop81108 calm ur titties dude, it was just a dumb comment.
AfternoonProductions 11 months ago
"Hi mom, I'm pregnant."
"Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side."
"Hi, I'm Betty and I will be your wife tonight"
"Dad, I'm dating a negro."
shaybean54 11 months ago 5
@shaybean54...THIER STOMACHS KNOTED LIKE FISTS!!!
throbbin87 11 months ago
So mother & daughter dress to be actractive to the family? Incest anyone?
sayalovesdiva 11 months ago 3
yeah go piss up a rope! ehh sit and spin ya cruddy skank!
jeepgayguy 11 months ago 4
... more gin Pop? lofl!!
Ronbo710 11 months ago 2
Dad, I'm dating a negro!
rinoz47 1 year ago 5
@rinoz47 When he said that I spit my drink all over the monitor.
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"Hello there!"
"who are you?"
bloodfang2007 1 year ago
No, it doesn't sound exciting to me. I ate dinner with my family 6 out of 7 nights a week when I was growing up. And we were comfortable enough with each other to do so in sweatpants, work boots, the day's faded makeup, etc. We didn't need to dress up for each other. Also, we were genuinely glad to see our dad. The atmosphere was totally relaxed. Dad and us older kids even had beer at the table once in a while. TOP THAT, PROPAGANDA FILM.
...I miss my family.
AniRemi 1 year ago 48
@AniRemi I swear I read 'dad's faded makeup'.
rinoz47 1 year ago 4
@AniRemi I agree. In my family we eat with eachother almost every night. And our conversations that we had at the table were bad according to this film, but they were alot of fun that we got have with eachother. This film sticks. I don't wear dresses to the table and im not going to change my outfit just for dinner.
LadyCrazyMonkeyPants 7 months ago
@AniRemi We all do.
ShadowXII 6 months ago
"Emotions are for ethnic people."
Monkofmagnesia 1 year ago 3
DO YOU? DO YOU?.......WELL, DO YOU? BETTER SAY YES DAMMIT!
634devil 1 year ago
Perhaps booze will alleviate this situation.
Pretty much how I would handle any situation.
musicgeek2009 1 year ago
I swear to christ, this is like watching Soviet propaganda.
Fuck the 50's.
Maphysto 1 year ago 5
@Maphysto Does seem like it doesn't it? Don't see anything wrong with it though. It was a different era. It's funny in retrospect, though, to wonder how the culture of the 1950s and early 60s led to the free-spirited, much more liberal thinking of the mid-60s and beyond.
buckeyeschmave 1 year ago
"Hello there." "Who are you?" my favorite quote in this episode. I also like, "Daughter obsesses with the flowers."
MrsBoSinclair 1 year ago
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"There's a rat under there!" lol
MrsBoSinclair 1 year ago
"There's a rat under there!" lol
MrsBoSinclair 1 year ago
@MrsBoSinclair No, the line is "There's a rabbit in there!" I had to look up "bunny boiler" to get it.
jackal59 1 year ago
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MrsBoSinclair 1 year ago
"At least i still have my son."
"... I HAVE NO SON!"
dumbguy89 1 year ago
I'm curious about how long I would have lasted in this family before leaping off a cliff with the sweet anticipation of freedom.
pandarsson 1 year ago 2
"The dinner table is no place for farting."
pucksterz12 1 year ago
I'm moving to Fire Island,dear!
BUT NOT THESE PEOPLEXD
teamedward784 1 year ago
Their high!!! lmfao
MegaStevenhyde 1 year ago