Cortez Battle Remix

[MrBOWSERMAN1]

why did it flash bugs bunny?

[Libertycrab]

I listen to this while working out.

[TheGremchuck]

Cortez was always such a badass boss

[mommkimm2]

raaaaaa

[mommkimm2]

raaaaaaaaaaaa



[Scotty2331]

This deserves to be in a final fantasy game

[chaowalker]

"Wanna meet this guy in a dark alley at night?" Well, if he were selling 1up 'Shrooms, I would. =D

[1pickachu]

Cortez rules he's the best boss I've ever fought!

[Axel0nTT]

Anyone else realize his nose in the first one is a heartt?

[vanmearlantkid]

0:49 to skip to the cool lokking pic

[MegaGenguy]

@vanmearlantkid why would we skip such a good song though?

[MegaGlaceon]

I don't play these games. Although I have to be totally supportive of this becayse my....last name is Cortez. Truly.

[Axel0nTT]

@MegaGlaceon Awesome last name O:.

[BenSonRichie]

the guitar part should make cortez happy

[ShadowScorpios]

Wtf Bugs Bunny

[0822kitten]

...

You make the most epic Paper Mario:TTYD remixes I've seen so far.

I SALUTE YOU.

[shAdowgen064]

why does he have so much treasure?

it's not like he goes out much.

[ATA1201058]

Cool

[linkstr3000]

o0o0o0o0o0o scary

[TurboQVideos]

random bugs bunny...

[thepichudude]

dude you need to do a remix of the smorg's boss theme dude plz its a great theme

[killerkirbydude]

Cortez stitched his own skull back together.

Think about that for a second.

...

Yeah, he's awesome.

[Hacksawgrunts101]

fuck ps3,im playing on my good ol' gamecube

[OrganizationCreator]

[cortez falls apart]

mario: yay! now what "amigo"

[curtain closes and opens again]

mario:...wait...what just happened

cortez: i cant die

[Three to four deaths later]

cortez: ok i give up

[PhantoMNiGHT321]

This guy gave me so much trouble. I didn't mind because of his great music. That's the only reason it took me 7 tries to win.

[NobleChiefVideos]

I wanna see him in a dark alley, so i can tell him, DUDE, YOUR MUSIC IS BEAST! Nice job anyway.

[blijoms]

@NobleChiefVideos

same here:P

and for doopliss:D

[FreakyPikachu]

amigo

[Randoman41]

He's one of the Only Menacing Bosses around back then and somewhat still now

[jonathan12727]

epic that my onli word and lol bugs bunny

[cobrall009]

Cortez with a dash of Bugs Bunny makes this one of the most sexy remixes ever.

[Boywhoflies]

75% of the time I hear a awesome remix it's by Mephiles.

100% of the time I hear a remix by Mephiles it's awesome.

[SammyInkorparated]

How about a download link? Or do you have a page for that xD

[shadowyoshigamernerd]

we needed a break from the epicness, so he threw in bugs bunny for awesomeness!

[chuggacondor]

this defyes awseome... its not awsome... not cool... not good.... not fine... not ok.... but... HOLYAWSOMEOFMOTHERF***INGHOLYB­ALLSSAUCEGOODERTHENEPIC!!!!

[Boywhoflies]

It's safe to say OMFG THAT AND Mephiles200108420 ARE AWESOME!

[Maxywaxy60]

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[waterglass22]

that was a stupid way of saying somefin about cortez

[luckjes112]

you forgot at the fan art to make the ring keeping his jaw from falling!

[Turbotoysproductions]

:] bugs bunny :]. .__________.

[PichuPikaRai0001]

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[Spectermon]

Cortez was easy to beat,unfortunitely,the game is programmed to stop you from taking the easy way.I remember,every time I fought Cortez,and he got down to his form where his bones all become individual enemies.I would use Earth Tremor to take out all of the bones exept his head.Well,every time I did that(and I did the Earth Tremor trick 3 times,every time I fought Cortez),fog appears over the stage,and actually 100% GUARANTEES failure.And it doesn't clear until Cortez's bones rise again!

[toongirl007]

i saw bugz bunny! XD

[savagekid94]

i hate him

at least he was a challenge.

[UltimateGallade]

This song speaks for how hard this guy is.

[NewBowserJrOfficial]

0:50 Bugs Bunny

[NewBowserJrOfficial]

I saw Bugs Bunny .__.

[53Spawn]

...i wish u could use him to help u out with the shadow queen, lol 2 giant bosses goin at it,

[TheExcalibur731]

This got me into the mood to play Paper Mario over again.. Thanks, I've been meaning to do that. :|

[IxMyBloodyPaintxI]

Cortez: HAHAHA, you haven't killed me yet Amigo.

Mario: Woah! *speaks in italian*

Cortez: What your not after my treasure? All you want is that Crystal Star?

Mario: *nods*

Cortez: Oh, go ahead take it I don't even like it...

Mario: *facepalm*

[drybowserman9091]

Cool!

[totoro711]

cortez is the gnarliest mario villian ever.

[shadowyoshigamernerd]

hoo boy...cortez again

[L33TRedNinja]

What's with the Bugs Bunny pic?

[L33TRedNinja]

Dr Wily, do you have something to tell us...? *glances at Eggman*

[TsubasaNoKage1]

ok ill say it: Paper Mario TTYD is possible the BEST RPG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[toongirl007]

i love fighting him! :)

[JimNoir1]

@toongirl007 I did too! But he was a bitch to kill at first.

[toongirl007]

@JimNoir1 how many HP did you have to fight him?

[JimNoir1]

@toongirl007 About 55HP I think.

[toongirl007]

@JimNoir1 i had about 70HP! LOL XD i like to fight stronger enemies like bonetail or the shadow queen.

[JimNoir1]

@toongirl007 I do, but leveling up is a pain sometimes. I like to try and wear every badge I own. Which isn't easy. I leveled up 4 times, then thought I'd go tryand get more Star Points, and fought an Amazee Dayzee. I failed and... I forgot to fucking save! I was in tears.

[toongirl007]

@JimNoir1 leveling is a pain in the ass. did you kill bonetail? he is in the 100th floor of pit of 100 trails. i killed him and only got one star point! i was fucking mad.

[JimNoir1]

@toongirl007 Yeah, but I did it quickly. You get less star points the higher level you are. I got 50 starpoints but I went to the charm giver so I got double. :D

[L33TRedNinja]

@toongirl007 All you need to beat bonetail quickly is the fifth star, power lift, dodgy fog, lip lock, and you're squared away!

[L33TRedNinja]

@toongirl007 The shadow queen was weak.

[djmo66]

freaky

[achappy713]

0:00 to 0:48 cortez's nose looks like a heart. IRANY!!

[don8tosaur123]

cool!

[darkbrother176]

If this is what he looks like dead, then I wonder what he looks like living?

[LadyRevan7]

wtf Bugs Bunny?! XD LOL

creepy slow zoom in!! aaah!

nice remix :)

[cevans123456]

@ 0:49 Pause the video and look at this. XD

[achappy713]

cevans123456 THATS BUGS BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChaosInsanist]

wow, eerily effective. cortez had to be the second best battle next to shadow queen

[Toonerwooneriscool]

Dude, the first drawing, Cortez's nose is a heart. IRONY!!!! XD

[rockoman100]

no its not irony, he just loves you.

[jdwhite2001]

lol!bunny

[TehNeko57]

I saw bgs bunny 0:48!

[darkrai227]

@TehNeko57 Must've taken a wrong turn at Alberquerque.

[pfaccioxx]

@TehNeko57 O_O what the

*clicks link again*

what is he doing there!?

[jedixking98]

@TehNeko57 lol.

[NewRedNinja]

@jedixking98 I mentioned that back when I was the L33TRedNinja.

[ConnorTheCuteRilou]

im not sure if you did this already but can you do a remix of the smorg boss battle theme? smorg is the boss fight from chapter 6. the one who kid napped the people on the excess express.if you do thank you.

[PikachuBen]

i loved fighting this boss(2nd to smorg anyways)

[BluYoshi9001]

I wouldn't mind Bloomsday meeting him. Both of these guys were ____s IMO. They can kill each other. SEE IF I CARE.

[zatchparker]

your first picture scared the crap outta me

[XordHacker]

@Whacka2008

yes, and the constant annoyance of all of his body parts attacking you didn't make it any easier

[eriksfilmer]

make so i can download it pleas!i will use this in my game(paper mario the revenge of shadow queen)

[PichuPikaRai0001]

yohoho i'll use your mustache as a bone polisher amigo!

[XordHacker]

I hated fighting him so much, i died a million times

[PichuPikaRai0001]

@XordHacker

heres a thought.

Shade fist on him first phase, then use goombella second phase ad then use flurrie last phase with the whirlwind attack to blow away his weapons

[Whacka2008]

@XordHacker

I hated how he kept getting 20 HP each time (very annoying). The First I played it I thought it was the end after the first part.

[mespecialaccount]

Yah, I wanna download this. Where should I go?

[superstarsmasher]

when i first saw this guy i thought he was a sheep skeleton.

[bickflick]

WTF? hahhaha! lol!

[pokepal1996]

Bugs Bunny dXD

[sonicandsallyforever]

Cortez: Let's see how you fare against THIS theme, amigo.

[Misukitheidiot]

AAAAHHH

[penut49]

BUGS BUNNY?! WTF!

[klonoa797]

Bugs Bunny at 0:49

[Deathshke]

such a cool boss fight

[rcshaggy]

Cortez is awesome.

Wonder if hes related to the Stalfos.

[jacobpotter]

@rcshaggy

OMG It's STALLORD!

[pokemario101]

I have so much treasure anyway take this shiny star thing

[jolting8]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[penquin12500]

Ahhhhhh Bugs Bunny! Oh and that pirate corps...

[Thavoicer56]

Bux Bunny???WTF

[MarioTheRedFire]

I WOULD LIKE THE MEET HIM IN A DARK ALLEY!!!! Hes nice. He just doesn't like you stealing his treasure. xDD

[sparky7josh]

Awesome remix!! Download link please?!

[TheNewPaperMario]

OMG!!! sexeh musix!! xD but yeah, really sick!

[Magnetrode]

cortex could be epic if it werent for the gloves and the rat skull.

[TheGenofan7]

if he had like fiery claws and a wolf skull i might be able to reconsider

[communistrecords]

Ya but then he would be in a legend of zelda game.

[TheNewPaperMario]

thats just what someone made, he has a human skull.. but sadly still has the gloves :P

[Magnetrode]

-4 my ass. HE WOULD BE!!! i hould have said MORE epic. he's kinda cool..... for a 12 year old.

[idkanymorepeeps]

........again bitch?!?!?! why do i see you all over the fuckin web

[Magnetrode]

dude what is your problem? i like to comment. and you seem familiar. did we have a flame war or something?

[idkanymorepeeps]

yes chuggaaconroy vid much fucking burn in hell man

[Magnetrode]

what??? was english your first language? i cant even tell what youre saying!

[idkanymorepeeps]

yo be spanish bitch

[Magnetrode]

sorry. its just a figure of speech. but really, whats your problem?

[zerodeath980]

wow he sounds like a jerk O.o

[Magnetrode]

yeah.... i attract flame wars, apparently. i just finished one with this dude that argued about the speed stat of my aerodactyl. i didnt care much for it. he was being a duchue (or however you spell it).

[Billy2Teddy8]

Douche. Just a helpful spelling tip. :D

[SecronGlitch]

Flame war nao. Bish.

[paperkoops]

Has to be one of your best Paper Mario remixes, 10/10!

[Darkspinethezolrace]

creepy.... yet sweet.

[Yonin777]

I always wonderd what species Cortez is even. Dosn't look like any Mario species I know. Let alone what he looked like when he was alive

[ed1222]

he reminds me of that bone dragon in yoshi's story...

[TheGenofan7]

he looks like bonechill from super paper mario

[Lucario582]

He always reminded me of Stallord (yes I played Twilight Princess before this).

[Darkspinethezolrace]

he reminds me of stallord too!

[saphirenight12]

You're not alone.

Zelda is more important to me anyway.

[toongirl007]

@saphirenight12  yeah i played zelda, pwned stallord.

[seet43]

his in the dry bones catigorey the reson being cause his a sckeleton

[ErinTurco21]

its like a dry bones mabie... i dont know

[nathannation]

Oh damn thats a wonderful sounding keep up the good work dude

[satelitalXXX]

Hello man, I have been watching your videos for a while now and I recently suscribed to you, and good remix

[nintendudeIGN]

Awesome. It gives off that ghastly feel that fits since he's a ghost pirate.

10/10.

[todbot1]

o_O 0:50

Bugs Bunny?

[saphirenight12]

Why?

[Mage13246]

Toughest boss in the game I must admit due to attacking the most thus, doing more damage. Although wwanna of my most favorite bosses in the game =)

[MidnaKoopa]

nice. It's got a really ghostly feel to it, which is pretty appropriate for Cortez

[xannmax]

I think he tried saying he thought your work was at its best and couldnt get better

[Mephiles200108420]

You can never tell someone's tone just by reading something.

[communistrecords]

It is hard to tell what someone is saying without hearing the inflections of the words.

P.S. great remixes.

[willpwn4cash]

this song never had words........

[communistrecords]

wasn't talking about the song.

[MisterM4224]

My favorites remix of you are of paper mario ttyd , forestmaze ,and others of nintendo

[OmegaInfinity]

It sounds too slow, it should be like a fast paced helpless/chaotic theme in my opinion, but it's still great.

[Mephiles200108420]

Try that. See how nauseating it will sound for me.

[WheelOfFate456]

Now this one, is Awesome!

Has that atmosphere about it that tells ya "Cortez is not one to mess with!"

5/5***** =)

[RyanMan144]

LOL Cortez was really fun to battle. He was one of my fav Paper Mario bosses next to Doopliss. :D

[0MSDoll0]

Bugs Bunny is an accomplice of Cortez! WHAT A TWIST!

Nice job man!

[Clone0High]

heart nose

[Mephiles200108420]

>_>

[superwario98]

bugs bunny at 0:49

[5starWarlord]

Cool, have you done any Metroid remixs?

[1Crystalus1]

Nice work, it's awesome!! =D

[Keybug55]

i HATED cortez...nice job though 5/5

[triforcedweller]

Why? he was awesome! Spanish Pirate that HAUNTS ALL WHO COMES TO STEAL HIS TREASURE! Was he to hard? he was supa easy!

[Night1404]

Good Job!

[WarningSDE]

Nicely done, a bit scratchy at parts, but overall very nicely done