Great White Shark Jumps Into Boat For A Tourist!

[whatheswitchflip]

fish are friends NOT FOOD

[blackpowerfreak]

SUPRISE MUTHAFUCKAAAA

[skoolbully101]

Shark: how the fuck did i get here, it feels like im in japan

[CarpeChalupa]

fuck the shark. i want the blond

[BFCrusader]

I also think it was a Mako, they have many similarities with Great Whites except for the size and slightly sleeker shape.

[boshankers12]

Im on a boat mother fucker take a look at me

[illman300]

shark was doing the dougie lol

[clownfishftw]

I wana see it jump up there rofl

[BeNNzuFG]

That is...awesome! The German commentator was saying that the tourists got lucky because they were actually supposed to get a SECURITY BRIEFING where the shark had landed...

[MAXITAXI36]

so what if it is a shark try to help it i would

[heathergraham351]

Whaaaa is she sayin

[rsuriyop]

Someone should've grabbed hold of it. Would've been like a full month's worth of free food!

Beer battered shark--mmmmmmm... :)

[J0hnnyAces]

SHARK: PICTURE WITH ME ANYONE? NO? OK BYE!

[kyon9898]

Skip The girl 0:15 

[olz21]

That dude in the suit has a ponytail. Were they EVER cool?

[30albundy]

i love sabado gigante

[MasterMind2443]

Lol she is covering up the S in news

[PSCreativeGaming]

@shockwavefan23 not here in ncali, they bite n bite.

[robo003d]

shark: you need a bigger boat

[buzurd]

Baby white shark.

[SlaineOz]

should've just killed and eaten it - MAN is the top of the food chain, not some fish!

[shockwavefan23]

@SlaineOz acually, its rare to get killed from a shark.plus they just bite,then let go.and killing it wouldnt be nice

[bazfanv2]

@SlaineOz You uneducated moron. When you go in the water the Shark is the Apex predator making it top of the food chain - not man. Also why dont you go in the water and battle it out to the death with a Shark. My money is on Mr.Carcharias. Place your bets now.

[SlaineOz]

@bazfanv2 What, a contest between shark and man, who has the intelligence & ability to both create and use tools and weapons, are you mad or just a fool? You know, it's better to remain silent and to be thought a fool, than to open your big trap without thinking and remove all doubt ... ooops, too late for you ...

[bazfanv2]

@SlaineOz What do you want for your dinner, Troll.

[SlaineOz]

@bazfanv2 LOL! Oh, a bit of flake!

[covenantspartan]

I study sharks that was a mako

[buzurd]

@covenantspartan better study some more.

[shockwavefan23]

@covenantspartan look at a great whites tail fin,then look at a makos

[ServerDestroyeR]

lol

[XxcintoriousxX]

Diesel ooh lobes spaghetti-non cock daz heek un dotious ear-pazzi hia and thus forge is dead. De biding voiding for zeus Africa in key-fish could shoots'd na high in tofu, and lung nearly got hung. Doh leslie, happily been high

[Stuff8522]

Someone help that poor shark and push it back into the water!

[lordskelic]

Shark: IM ON A BOAT!!!

[milkcow]

@lordskelic hahahaha that's hilarious

[t3rdXxb3aster99]

@lordskelic its going fast

yea..

[MrFlyPro]

@lordskelic PUHAHAHAHA

[DenverYellowStone]

Diese netten englisch sprechenden Menschen sollten sich mal damit abfinden, dass es noch andere Sprachen auf der Welt gibt.

[SlayerOfTears]

Glad I wasn't on that boat. 0_o

[kurayami893]

Shark: Hey you guys going to the Bahamas? Mind if I hitch a ride? No? ok never mind.. (Went back into the water)

[mbj3000]

@kurayami893 lol

[Metaridley92]

Shmoogen, shmeegish, shmaggen, friggin, flaggin, fish!

[juandiaz1958]

JAWS

[MrAssassin1511]

As if u wouldn't pull it into the boat

[themontaukmonster1]

crappppppppppppppppp eat itttttttttttttttttttttttttt  god damit

[sreinvention]

Vagina

[ThaSkillagE]

penis

[gary608608608]

Shark wanted to ride the boat

[PhilxSandbags]

@shockwavefun, your fucking retarded!! That's all I have to say.

[AMGFatBoy539]

Lmao

[stmpdogg]

das un sharky ons das boot, whatzen de fuckski das ve doo?

[hillsidelongboarding]

@shockwavefun In fact any shark can jump out of the water except for grey nurse sharks. Probably should get ya facts right before you go around saying things that you have no clue about.

[cwoestenburg]

wow... a shark that dances to dubstep! awesome!

[SuperAngelgirl28]

I'm afraid of sharks so I would hate to be on that boat!

[originaldriver]

Holy shit!!

[danimal97520]

Captain "go out and knock that thing back in the water".....

Crew "screw that it's your boat"....

LOLOL

[russianfrederation]

I didn't understand anything but that lady is very hot

[jimmydcap]

Das Boat un SHARK..

[504crimson]

i'd like to have sex with that german lady hein klein smeicken dein und gotter

[Somaloca]

not a great white

[shockwavefan23]

@Somaloca great whites are the only shark that can even stick its head out of water.

[OTANESS]

u do the shark or the man ?

[auvar100]

@OTANESS yes it is, but it's stil the baby one i think..

[drumpeteer12]

is he t-bagging the freakin boat??

[Conn30Mtenor]

I think that's a Mako. They do this a lot.

[bluesteelbetta]

I would've put him back in the water... Before he bit my head off.. ._.

[JackBoiiiAnsell]

in soviet russia boat jumps in shark

[flutch02]

lol it looked fake as fuck

[Huckerby2k9]

thats the moment when your boss looks at you and hands you a brush telling you to deal with it

[fortheriderslogan]

English love!

[Menfluence]

@fortheriderslogan lrn2german, ignorant fag.

[fortheriderslogan]

@Menfluence lrn2 german aye!!! my last name is german actually fag!

[fortheriderslogan]

@Menfluence oh yeh man lets all learn to german shall we!

[Menfluence]

@fortheriderslogan So much mad in this ignorant bitch. LOL

[jimmydee97]

@ENTERRAPTURE20

so i could rape and kill a lady, then read the bible and i live? gooooood job

[WorldClimb]

I used to be a shark... till I took an arrow in the fin.

[DAMIENloh1970]

..yum..shark's fin soup...

[Fashionista2188]

Three

[PiggyWiggy04]

Vaisah hai dun dun dun dun dun dun Vaisah hai dun dun dun dun dun dun!!

:) Heehee

[YGOxNGE]

Aww, the shark thinks he's people.

[Treemeadow]

We're gonna need a bigger...yeah

[tolpacourt]

Shark, you are not tourist. You do not ride on boat!

[Esko831]

Great White Attempted Suicide Caught on Film

[kolacat28]

why didnt they push it back into the water???????????

[Leondrius]

@kolacat28 I think the people were just as scared as the shark was. I didn't understand a word they said, but the people at 0:39 seemed to be talking about how scared they were.

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.

[teddorward]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 come on..really? its a shark video.. CHILL OUT..

[sigmiami]

SHOULD HAVE SHOT IT

[InsolubleSolution]

Poor shark...



[87654321j]

i would say he is just a baby great white shark probly got lost and freaked a bit :)

[andyww68]

im pleased it got back into the sea, coz the jap trawlers were on their way

[ROBLOXizAwesome1]

0:16 and onwards. The shark just wants to show off his singing *shark singing continuously* You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life

[jakep1979]

Your going to need a bigger boat.....

Nah not really you could have hauled this shark back to land.

[TheOnlyMunchkinSoup]

@TheDarklord661 Not even that, magicarp can splash.

[TheLukepetty]

Shark tastes good

[dominicperez12345]

Like for people who diddent understand 1 word!!!!

[cuteflower1010]

poor shark:(

[mikemcqu]

i would have been on that sucker skinning him for supper!

[crystalwolf2006]

He just thought they were eating peanut butter snickers.

[dejavu2yk2000]

@ILLeSt1358 ,man,i can't stop laughing

[lucyksmiley]

Poor Shark! Its Suffering How Can People Laugh At This And Make A Joke About It!

[Kauwhaka]

That newsreader can jump on my boat any day!

[iloveshorkies18]

That would be so cool AND scary to be on the boat.

[bighead5852]

yum, exotic

[TheAtheistAussie]

Stop being pussies and go up to it and push it back into the water.

[vrednie]

Did he died????

[Chocolate2Be]

Gave you the "Tail" xD lol

[Giorgia25296]

i wonder how it got on the boat....

[justin20111000]

@Giorgia25296 it jumpped on the boat.

[TheObviousTruths]

ich nicht verstehe..

[musicmattersbaby]

It looked battery powered when it was flapping around on the boat!

[hongkongfooyHAZE]

2m maco...still good

[mundineisacocksucker]

ummmm, how the fuck did it get there?

[scottishwun]

im tired of these mother fuckn sharks on my mother fuckn boat

[RedTailedTuna]

Why didn't anyone help it off the boat? it obviously didn't have a ticket

[bazfanv2]

@RedTailedTuna It had a ticket, just no one would retrieve it.

[Dan101sos]

hahaha no one told the shark the bufet was closed

[youjeff92]

poor shark :(

[mixaXDaxim]

Why is it friends always drop by when the house is in a mess!!

SHIZZA!!

[MultiBelle22]

Couldn't someone have helped the poor thing - couldn't they see it was scared?

[Yazloz18]

Ok I laughed my ass off watching that thing flail around when it got stuck.

[precioustange]

@Yazloz18 Would it be so funny if you got yourself stuck, and felt terrified? Laughing at an animals suffering? I feel sorry for you my friend.

[blackpeter70]

I would have gone out to pet him. You can do that, you know.

[purplehighlights333]

what did they say?

[mixaXDaxim]

@purplehighlights333 I think i heard a SHIZZA!!

[mamfilord]

they say that just there where the shrak landed they were about to get a security briefing :D

[daycobraguy]

he is asking for sucide lol

[jocinondemhaterzmen]

Shark: NOM NOM NOM ICH BIN HUNGRIG!

[mixaXDaxim]

@jocinondemhaterzmen NOM NOM NOM!?!? Hey i think thats the same in English as in Geraman. See the net brings people together!! AWW!

[BrennerBay]

Das sharkinzee hast jumphingzee boot!

[TerribadGamers]

Silly shark, boats are for men :O

[choccows]

yea i would do her

[IronKnuckleKO]

Shark - HAI I ON BOARD...! :D

[MrSpideradam]

@IronKnuckleKO mans a dickhead u see a top comment,yet you try to do the same

[IronKnuckleKO]

@MrSpideradam Huh wuh...? Its just a comment dude... And just to let you know my comment was actually poking fun at the internet meme "OH HAI" and incomplete grammar note the "I ON BOARD"... That comment is very different from what is the top comment... And don't I know you from somewhere...?

[MrSpideradam]

@IronKnuckleKO im not to sure if u do where may u no me from?

[SubaruWRXtreme]

Bruce(shark): FASTER !!! FASTER !!!

[mathman2k]

gosh you cant wait for the shark to finish his happy time? bastards

[flipmasta14]

poor guy is trying so hard to get loose lol, sharks thinking "you bastards help me!!!!"

[88UTUBENAZI88]

sharks are getting smarter

[yoe91]

they're lucky he was a small great white ! : }

[GerbilEssences]

Show some respect for women, disgraceful comments!

[quake4ever2007]

Skark was dancing on the party boat

[Carbon657]

This happened to me once, well thats almost true, all this happened to me except the being out at sea and the great white shark jumping into the boat part

[TheMr92021]

......pet it

[SonictheHedgehog523]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[afireinside44203]

Fuck the shark, take your damn clothes off Kraut!!

[Neo01933]

shark.. this aint were i parked my car

[yeah4me1]

ist gut

[Funmichi]

never ever 3 metres long!!!!

[wahidi660044]

THE shark is on a boat  *sings im on a boat*

[whanethewhip]

Oh look a shark story, better break out the Jaws sound track.

[XXXGirFanXXX]

Welcome to news 5 now to ollie the great for status to you ollie Ollie:its hot up here thanks ollie

[bittylover2]

Germans get everywhere

[TheBlard87]

@bittylover2 They're speaking Afrikaans.

[wlsjoh013]

@TheBlard87 No they are speaking German in the video, definitely not Afrikaans.

[TheBlard87]

@wlsjoh013 hmm then that is weird that German news is covering a South African story.

[sasukeuchihalb]

the dude at :20 sounds like the guy from american dad! xD

[munchymonster999]

Poor shark, thank god it got off! What an amazing experience for the people, even though it was a little terrifying, that would be an amazing experience!

[AvengingxAngelx]

@munchymonster999 I couldn't agree with you more!! It must have been a (very scary) but fantastic experience, and at least the shark got off and seemed no worse for its ordeal!

[Zachylolz]

Hello today on shark news, lets go to great ollie shark, whats up today ollie?

ollie: I'M ON A BOAT!

Oops! Thanks ollie, today's weather will be....

[maskedguitarist3]

meanwhile in germany

[xdangerguy]

oh, so its a german shark...

[AlannahFurry]

Shark: So THIS is what it's like on a boat, I couldn't have asked the people that are usually on because I just eat them, This time I haven't, ITS A WORLD RECORD ! Now...How to I get back into the sea..? Am I able to get back in..? Um..Why are they cutting me?!"

hahaha lol xx :)

[xBAIRDYx]

I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts

[UltramanCronos]

OMG.

Air Jaws!

[mediciled]

it.. really looks more like a MAko, but then again, a small white might look a bit like this.

[Lovedesructo69]

@mediciled im pretty sure its a Mako cause white sharks dont look like gray and white out of water they look more black and white

[rickythechicken]

that sharks on a boat mother fucka!

[playdead4fun]

thats actually Big Mako - not exactly great white

[SD2OCsponger]

People who post and repost chain mails are complete idiots, feed em to the sharks!

[kylekilledyou]

no one tried to help it?