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  • One which coincides with the fact at hand is god true scientific word and everything else is metaphorical ...

    LMAO

  • now why do most chrisitins say that if u dont belleve in him u go to hell, mabye ghandi was never taght bout jesus, why wood a man like that go to hell

  • @DerZerstorer119 trolololol

  • asshole, if i kill 1,000 people and believe in god im gonna go to heaven? but if i was like Ghandi and save and help people and was a atheist, i burn in hell? that makes sense. and Jesus was a jew, so in effect so was god. cause you know jesus is god.

  • Excellent and knocking down straw men.

  • Mahatma Ghandi in hell?

    Scored 0 and proud!

  • @NONDTI If he didn't accept Jesus, he is. JESUS IS YOUR ONLY TICKET TO HEAVEN.

    YOUR ONLY TICKET

  • Oh wow,2. Lol.

  • I got 3, and I wasn't really trying. On question 7 I was certain former Beatle previous Christian turn agnostic, turn Hindu was gonna make it to heaven if anyone (because he is awesome). I will improve my faith vision by bashing my head against a brick wall, being narrow-minded, and hard headed, then trying to convert my fellow class mates.

    Just another day in the life of Super-Jesus-Man!

  • If you scored a perfect 10 out of ten, you have a realistic and rational view of the world. lol

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  • Well, we all sin... We all have sinful lifestyles.

  • How do you know those scientists didn't believe in Jesus? Did you actually went to hell and check on them? Come on people time to wake up to the fact that the bible is meant to induce fear and not love.

  • @NAWRARESNAW darwin lost his faith when his daughter died but he respected the church others like einstein said they were

  • 0 out of 10 ahh yahhh hiest score ive ever gotten on a test that doesnt matter

  • I scored a -10...

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  • this does not test anybodys faith because my ATHIEST FRIEND got a ten on the because it he decided what is the most logical one

  • @TheAndy2956

    You do realize the maker of this video isn't being serious, right? This is a joke. He's an Atheist too. You might need to get your sarcasm detectors checked there, buddy.

  • @TheAndy2956 it a joke

  • how do I end here??

  • oh and for numbers nine and ten the answers are ALL of them.

  • Ehhh, i can see how this is a satire. Good things happen to bad people because we are all good. and yes number 6 is a trick question because WE CANNOT BE SURE if people those people went to hell.

  • i got a 4

  • Well now ill be a bad person maybe god will try to turn me into a good one by making good things happen

  • dane cook isn't funny, thank god i know to never watch this again

  • i dislike you... alot

  • Lol I hope this is a joke.....

  • Thank you for enlightening me this way. I was a Christian, but now I'm going to convert to Islam. I am sure Einstein is in Muslim-heaven contemplating him being there is a relative miracle. But with Allah all things are possible.

  • Fuck you! GEORGE HARRISON FOREVER ( and John Lennon can't forget such a loved atheist)

  • Umm it's funny Darwin was a Christian :)) I scored 1-9 and u know I love God, I think the Bible is the truth, but I do enjoy watching the sattire

  • umm albert einstein and charles darwin both believed in jesus

  • @daigunder35 and that means that jesus existed and did all the things the bible says he did?????

  • I'm a believer and I know that the person who made this video is a total idiot which is not even close to God, abortion is forbidden in Bible and wishing it to anybody even Hitler is a sin. This test doesn't show nothing...

  • @itsfoggy I'm a believer and I know that the person who made this video is a total idiot. It's not even close to god. Abortion is forbidden in *the* bible, and wishing it *on* anybody (even Hitler) is a sin. This test doesn't *prove anything*

    You're welcome. :)

  • @itsfoggy Wishing Hitler was aborted is a sin, buuut, letting him burning in the flames of Hell for an entire eternity is ÓK? Sure, maybe the first 50 would be fair, but a million after that? Seems like a very hard punishment to me.. :/

  • My score was 10 your test is flawed I feel I am conflicted and maybe you are deluded.

  • i got -25 =D

  • gah! baby with no skin! it burns! it burns!!! IT BURRNSSS!!!

    *shudders and goes look at porn to get the image off her mind*

  • yey! 0! :D

  • Science is a lie?? wtf

  • Wait Charles Darwin was a christian...

  • @mikeysmo17 up to a certain point

  • SO glad Dane Cook was not aborted.

  • i had a score of 10 but im an atheist.

  • Douglas Adams is in Hell? I know exactly where I'll be! :D

    And Gandhi? Sweet... bunch of cool peeps where I'm going! :D

  • I got 11

  • i got -2 WTF??

  • You need to pick a slightly more popular horrible comedian to coattail. Besides, you don't want to get any of the Dane Cook on your clothes.

    Seth MacFarlane already took Carrot Top, so I suggest Katt Williams.

  • Huzzah I got a zero

  • This nigga be trollin!

    

  • lol i got 10 . im 12 and athiest.......lol i got to stop paying attention in R.E

  • @melissa2hip1702 You got the 2 trick questions right did you?

    Yeah sure ok...

  • this is really stupid hahaha.

  • I got 0, and im happy i did

  • God bless America?? So...God doesn't bless Hong Kong??

  • I chose Gandhi...9/10

  • I got a zero haha

  • Got a 9/10 cant believe you know for a fact that gandhi is in hell, and you think he is suppose to be there... but that's your opinion so 9/10 and i am agnostic what now? Also you know Hitler was self proclaimed as god's hand to kill jews. he did what he did for God so y is he in hell? If u say he was not sent by God how do you know? He said he was, and you believe in God because some one told u to, so maybe he was... Also Dane is atheist so is that not a E ticket to hell? ps loved the test.

  • @sn1per666 You are wrong on every level of that. Most notably Dane Cook is Catholic and Gandhi was most certainly not christian, thus he is in hell according to the bible.

    Oh yea and this is satire.

  • @sn1per666 Dis is satire, u no? Uhh ye, btw, Dane Cook be christian 2 ^_^ Why ai talk strange in dis comet, ai dunno rly. kthxbbai!

  • fuck religion, especially fuck stupid american hicks. GOD DOESN'T EXIST YOU DUMB FUCKING INBRED TWAT

  • @hobbohippy2 this video is a satire, u know?

  • @thidritoboladao yeh fully aware. just watching things like this reminds me that some people dont actually take the piss, they say these things seriously. and it does my head in

  • @hobbohippy2 this is a joke

  • @MarvinsDadd ino

  • @hobbohippy2 You can only prove God's existence or none existence to yourself, isn't it interesting that God can't be scientifically proven to exist OR not exist to other people?

  • @neoman121 i can not prove that god doesnt exist. but you cant prove that my pet dragon doesnt exist bitch. not in terms of absolute truth anyway, but what we can do is take a theory and try to disprove it, and then maybe we will have an idea to what is most likely to be true and what is most likely to be false, god fails on all accounts im sorry to say. not only that but it is a damaging influence on the world around us.

  • @hobbohippy2 Well EXCUSE me for being a free thinking follower of God!!! We all have our own opinions, how we get to them, and what we ultimately decide before we die is up to us.

  • @neoman121 being a follower of religion significantly reduces your free-thinking e.g. thinking that gays are an abomination, thats a rule in most mono-theistic religions. i will fight for your right to believe in whatever mumbo jumbo you like, just dont expect to be taken seriously, and dont teach it to children. peace

  • @hobbohippy2 Actually I am against religions, they are just groups of people who think they are better then others. And I don't believe that people should judge others as far as *your going to hell* that's just stupid, we ARE NOT God, and being that God is SO infinite compared to us, how can we even begin to imagine that we can know who he really is or what he wants? I don't follow any religion, I think that that's not a good thing. In order to change the world, first you must change yourself.

  • @neoman121 thats fair, but if you are arguing that god is so infinite that he would be in no way identifiable then i don't see the point in putting a god there, doesnt mean that isnt true thats my personal belief but yeh thats a fair point

  • @hobbohippy2 That's a good point also, that if he is so infinite we might as well not try. But I have to disagree that he is so infinite that we might as well not try because we are his creation, now I am having thoughts both ways as to *what* God is, whether he is an almighty infinite deity, or just the ultimate cause for everything, in other words, the ultimate consciousness.

  • @hobbohippy2 I don't know, and that's the thing I'm trying to decide right now, but, it will have huge affects as to which one I come to the conclusion of. Well, I'm a bit off topic, just ranting so I'll stop, thanks for reading. :)

  • @hobbohippy2 You can't prove god doesn't exist says the guy who just scored a zero. You must focus your life on making a future for humanity and stop wasting time on things like worship.

  • @MrPabloorozcofig yeh buddy dno wt your talking about. im an atheist, and an anti-theist, i simply stating that no1 can disprove the claim of a god, but we also cant disprove things like unicorns and fairies.

  • Ok...which seven images prove that God doesn't make miracles happen?

  • "Dane Cook" LOL

  • Yes I passed!!! where's my scooby snack??? HEY!!!! what gives?????

  • dane cook isnt funny.....

    find a better abortion guy

  • @lol34452 I believe he chose Dane Cook because he is a christian, not because he thinks he is funny.

  • thumbs up if ur going to hell!!!!

  • what is mormon btw sounds scary and mystical and other few symbols is scary too.. what is Satire??

  • I fail 3 and a half at the symbol of Christianity though I already heard that believing in Jesus is not about the symbol XD and I fail some of the human faces b/c I do not know them and also the first one I saw the answer before I know what happens :) my score would be around 6-7

  • 3:07 lol, the Mormon picture is so disgraceful

  • Awesome satire lol!

  • with 0 points, isn't the only reason that those people hate god... maybe they are just not believing in that stuff. god bless america?? what the hell dude

  • i didnt want to believe that this person is making videos just to laugh at ppl who believe in god.

  • This dude sounds a lot like Tom Green...just a bit less erratic and more educated.

  • So... much... sarcasm...! lol -subscribed-

  • Rofl this test is pathetic

  • you said it yourself thay are feel good STORIEs!!!!!!!!

  • Read the first chapter of the old testament look in the mirror and ask your self is this shit for real do I really believe this bull shit yeah thats right its time to move on

  • Im not a fake ass Christian bible thumpin fuck-tard I'm catholic the real deal and I'm hear to tell you if god was real he wouldn't make mistakes like the bible... owned Edward try to come back from this comment you can't cause you don't no shit bout the bible in fact its just a fucking book like any other in the world I've read better...

  • @AXEL116148 You are not a Catholic then if you believe (rightly so) that the Bible is a book of fiction. To be honest, I'm surprised you have the reading ability to read the Bible.

  • @AXEL116148 Very sad to see....... You would be ashamed right now if you actually understand what you read in the bible. And if you knew your history you wouldn't be so proud to call yourself a catholic. It seems you are arrogant... Did you ever realize this... Christ first

  • "your denomination" :7

  • "If you saw the live baby and felt the power of Jesus-" I just lost my shit. Fucking HILARIOUS

  • If nothing is random then why do good people die for no reason every day?

  • @drummerfreakdudeman lol this vid is mocking chritianity, u know that right?

  • I have to stop at question one, and this is a bit of a ridiculous argument, but why did he save a baby and let thousands of others be killed, when maybe the baby was going to end up being a serial killer or something like that. Why would God let good people die and save potentially bad ones?

  • @drummerfreakdudeman You're not looking at it logically.

    The baby was obviously good and the thousands of other people were the serial killers.

  • @HappyToBeContent That makes so much sense! <3

  • I. Love. This. Man.

    LMAO- Which of these potentially aborted fetuses reminds us that all human life is precious? 

  • I got a Zero T_T

  • I was doing so good until I got to the one with the sacrificed lamb. And, I totally flubbed the denomination question.

  • 1-9? too general, man

  • I got 0% .....and i just hope America prays for me everyday.

  • All of your hearts seek love and peace from our creator... you may just not know it yet but this is truth. Christ is real and we love you. God is perfect and man kind has fallen, but it's always your choice to receive salvation and truly understand why we live.

  • @sk8ingwillkillme who are you to say what is the truth? what about the people who don't know about christianity? what about the african tribes who have never heard of jesus? screw that what about cave men who lived before christianity was introduced into the world? are they burning in hell for something they did not know? if god cannot accept people with other beliefs and only loves his followers, i'm sorry but he is very discriminative and is pretty heartless.

  • @DarkAngelOfTorture They will still reach salvation because some of them still have the laws of GOD written in their hearts, even though they have never read the word... There were humanoids in existence before us homosapiens, which is latin for wise men... But it does not necessarily mean any of those other humanoids are destined to burn... GOD accepts certain groups more because they more closely follow his will. GOD loves us so much he does not want us to destroy ourselves

  • @sk8ingwillkillme GOD wants us to be able to thrive in his kingdom, but never go against his will because it is perfect. There are many things we think we really want, but it in the end it would lead to a path of destruction. GOD may punish us since he is the righteous father and wants us to do what is right. Just like how any good father knows he must punish his child sometimes... that's love. If a father let his child do anything it pleased then the child would end up rotten.

  • @sk8ingwillkillme god gave us free will to question. many have questioned, then they go to hell. even they have been a very good person all their lives , they will still go to hell. how does not believing in god destroy ourselves? his religeon is not the only one with good morals. some (such as i) follow our own morals based on keeping a friendly envoirnment. plus, christians make god seem like he is so arrogant. it's like he demands to be praised or you burn forever. talk about perfect.

  • @DarkAngelOfTorture We are saved by GOD'S grace alone. I'd say not believing in GOD does not necessarily destroy you, but it definitely prevents one from fulfilling their true potential. GOD deserves all glory forever! The main problem GOD has ever had with us was our arrogance.

  • @sk8ingwillkillme stop praising god so much. even if he was real, he would be really pissed at chrisitans because you make him seem so self centered. tell me, what does 'saved' mean, saved from what? satan? bullshit. people can think for themselfs and if god has a divine plan for all of us, what's the point of free will? plus, how do you know that god is perfect? he broke his own rules, and if the bible was true, god left out very importaint stuff like the dinosaures and the ice age.

  • @DarkAngelOfTorture oh man... is it really wrong for the creation to circle around the creator? It's like saying to not give the sun a lot of glory for the light and heat it provides us. The thing about destiny is, a lot of it is in your hands.... No one can perceive nor realize destiny till it hits them. You can't just sit around and do nothing and think like that's what GOD wants of you. Your free will is going to be a major factor in what your divine purpose will be.

  • @sk8ingwillkillme I will never stop praising GOD, for what has already been said is true.... GOD deserves all glory! Saved I suppose mainly means to save you from yourself. Yes and also the devil... to save you from rebelling against GOD in eternity and facing his ultimate wrath. I know GOD is perfect, this has become very obvious to me since I've been given great understanding. The bible is only a book with holy guidelines written by hands of men... I follow the Living GOD.

  • @sk8ingwillkillme yes, it is wrong to praise god so much. plus, how do you even know that he is a good and moral god? he supported slavery, the murder of your child and if he truly wanted a good and just world, why not get rid of satan if god is more powerful? because it's not gods character? bullshit, your god's an ass. the bible is the living of god, so basicaly you live by the bible, there is no proof that the bible is telling the truth.

  • @DarkAngelOfTorture GOD'S greatness has been revealed within my experience of life. Even satan has a purpose. You must be able to grasp all the deminsions of what we are discussing here for slavery was part culture back then..... did you want GOD to not talk of it just because it doesn't apply to us now...... so many people are self-centered. I think we should all clearly understand by now that the universe doesn't orbit around us.

  • @sk8ingwillkillme you know what, in order to respond to your comments, just type ' the atheist experience' into the search box and click on a couple vids. there, now shut up about your idiotic claims until you watched at least one video.

  • i went for THE SLIPPING POLAR BEAR LOLLL

  • 7th question was tough.. couldn't tell if I should have sacrificed a lamb or prayed... but since i'm a true christian I picked praying.

  • This is great... my favorite... "your denomination" LMAO!!! CLASSIC!!! 

  • That was hilarious. Edward Current ... I salute you.

  • Dane Cook funny? Now I know this video is sarcastic.

  • Damn it I got a couple right, but I don't want to watch stupid video's. Oops to late.

  • Welll i'm glad people are praying for me.

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  • man god create hitler too to punish the jewish for the murder of his son..it`s not a bad thing at all he was a good christian...he form the actual pope in the hitler`s youth

  • @EviljoeMr You are so very wrong.....

  • i love edward current

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  • nice one.

  • dats 4:33 ill never get back!!! what a pointless video....

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  • This guy a genius? Materialistic science is continiously changing the story about existence over the last 200 years, imagine how the story is adapted in 100 years. You get it? Scientific Knowledge is refuted continously....... Checkmate

  • @GekkeMalloot Lol I hope you're kidding.

  • @wasdare32 Think right. Most probable all our models will be replaced by new ones in 50 years and they will say that we had no knowledge. That's the nature of scientific knowledge. That's why this guy is ignorant......

  • @GekkeMalloot So since science changes as we discover new things and gain knowledge it's automatically bad? I don't understand the logic in that.

  • @wasdare32 I did not put a value on it. Just pointing out that because knowledge is changing, describing how the world came about in scientifical terms cannot be done in a story that all people of all times would conceive. In our time we think we know things that can be undone in less then 50 years. This fool does not see his own checkmate.

  • @GekkeMalloot Well I think that just goes to show that there isn't a book or person on Earth that's right about everything.

  • @wasdare32 Agree. That's why this ignorant joker annoys me. But probably provoking people is his measly goal of life.

  • @GekkeMalloot That's true I guess.

  • @GekkeMalloot - So you are expecting that they rediscover that the Earth really is flat? That the Sun goes around the Earth after all? That the Moon is not a big light in the sky? Science makes ADVANCES IN KNOWLEDGE. Religion makes up bullshit and pretends it is the truth. If you can't see the difference, then it is because your brain has been damaged by the irrational nature of religion.

  • @MrPlanx What you call advanced knowledge now is retard crap in 50 years. So you are right that what you call advanced knowledge is NEVER TRUTH. Besides the stupid examples you give are simply wrong. You are begging the question by asserting that what's old is wrong. Start thinking first, do not believe the modern superficial ignorant assertions about the past without evidence.

  • @GekkeMalloot - I didn't say "advanced" knowledge. I said ADVANCES in knowledge. Learn to read.

  • @MrPlanx Distraction does not work. Your advances are always wrong 50 years later. Truth? Not in scientific knowledge. You lose....

  • @GekkeMalloot - If you are trying to prove what an idiot you are, then congratulations. You've succeeded.

  • @MrPlanx You again do not come up with any argument and attempt to distract by inventing a false premise. Please stop showing your irrational ignorance over and over again. Just enjoy Edward's fallacies and turn away from any rational argument or truth. You are free to choose.

  • @wasdare32 - He isn't. There are some people out there who are so stupid that they can't even appreciate what morons they are.

  • @MrPlanx Appreciating the moronic ideals of others is something I enjoy daily. Whether they enjoy it or not is of no importance of me. I respect other's religious beliefs, but that doesn't mean I can't laugh at stupidity when I see it.

  • @wasdare32 - This is my reaction to hindus, wiccans, and other faiths that exert no political influence. Christianity is another matter altogether, though. This collection of idiots has taken over America and destroyed it from the inside in subtle ways. Not the least of these is the fact that no high level politician in America can be elected without being a proven devout Christian. It is the first requirement of office. Yet Christians are statistically quite stupid. Search "Religion vs. IQ".

  • @MrPlanx Exactly. Yet most Christians think the world is out to get them and they are in some sort of danger, when it's their belief that's harming them. I think that they forget that most of the world is Christian and they are anything but alone in their belief. But like you said, religion breeds ignorance and they don't understand very much.

  • lol i was gonna hate on this until i saw the ending.. priceless!

  • Just start praying for me :P I got a solid 0 points...

  • humm, i only got 3 and i got the one where he says they are all in hell 100% wrong.

    -Mary, Catholic, and i praying.

    I don't think you know religions very well, i'm a devout catholic.

  • This is the most amazing thing on youtube. I'm seriously.

  • This video made me an atheist...

  • im a naturalist an i got 6 i used the idear of fate tho coz when sumthing big happens like u meet sum1 or ur cat dies humans seem to try to make sense of it all kinda like the butterfly effect but if u knew my other half ud think it was fate 2 hmm od

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  • All one can do is pray for people like this. I can almost guarantee that the guy that made this will try and turn to the lord on his, or one of his loved ones death bed... I look forward to his vid on that...

  • This bloke is the funniest on the net. He sounds indistinguishable from the targets he lampoons. Supreme irony. A class act.

  • It was the last question that tricked me

  • I got 1 point....XD

  • ....Ultimate troll.

  • @YodaLN not at all ^^

    Only one in favor of broad sweeping generalizations, skewed perspectives and fallacious observations would find this video the least bit credible as accurate satire. However, some of the things he pointed out do have some basis in truth, which is why I laughed a bit.

  • @YodaLN isn't it obvious?

  • We'll pray for you 0's. lol