Sue Sylvester

[alligal16]

She's evil. Poor Will.

[izzywizzy2310]

Lol I love it when she gives will the butter spray!

[DanielleBurtonTheOne]

"Are you an Eve? Who was born a Steve?"

LOOOOL, i so need to use that! Funniest woman alive! Along with Brittany !

[DisneyFox27]

The Panda Express Manager and Papa Gummy Bear dislike this video.

[PercyJacksonRox1]

I love it wen Finn sings 'push me up against the lockers' from the song loser like me wen sue is pushing the aural autensity coach down the stairs!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

That young terrorist went on to be the first gay president of the United States Abraham Lincoln.

[garagepatrol]

"You're lucky I left my blow gun at home, Airbags, cause I got a clear shot of your Nani's."

***Santana's Face***

[garagepatrol]

"It's broccoli. When I showed this to Brittany earlier she began to wimper thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived."

[garagepatrol]

"In '71 he thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one "Mrs. O'Leary", he successfully ignited his flatulence and the city BURNED, William. And that young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States: Aberham Lincoln."

[theislandlight]

I love Sue's history lessons! Lmao they sound so insane

[lalahead98]

"So why don't you go home, rest, watch some TV, die...." LMFAO

[Aivovispi]

Spongehair Squarechin :D

[twivampire24]

lol i never noticed how many times she has pushed, shoved, or kicked people down the stairs :)

[epacmo1807]

"And what if I were to innocently MURDER you, Will?" Lmao XD

[StarkidGleekPotter]

I will go to hell for laughing at this. I have no regrets.

[tesjuu]

OMG she actually throws people of the strairways!

[sparklesgurl23]

I will give u a cat

U will fall in love with that cat

And one night

I will come to you house

And punch you in the face!

[epacmo1807]

@sparklesgurl23 Best line EVER!!!!

[sparklesgurl23]

Go sue all the way

[epicgleek1999]

Sue is a legend. Deal with it.

[rosaroteblume9897]

Love this

[Leamichele211]

Best lines EVA

All of the video

Lol!!xD

[xaykocysthesecond]

Hey...at 3:19....Rachel's wearing a carousel horse sweater....which ironically would become an international fashion trend set off by Brittany an entire season later...ah, the irony

[StarBurstLover001]

Hmmm, Oh No!! There Is A Smudge On That Poor Green Bar!!!

[gleegrl101]

My favorite: the hair jokes!!

[never4getfriends]

2:49- 2:53 what episode was that?

[bettyb18b]

13:19 what episode is it?

[bettyb18b]

1º- I miss Sue

2º- Sue should do another number like "sing" with the kids!

[charleygriffiths]

Love the amount of hair jokes :L

[charleygriffiths]

Sue is the best thing about Glee :L

[nuhlinga007]

i am laughing so hard i sound like when someone slowly lets air out of a balloon. holy shit.

[epicgleek1999]

Sue is frigging hilarious!

[mackthomas15]

the only character meaner than santana

[curlygirl1016]

Hey everyone! Just started a blog site with all of my videos and much more! There is fan art and discussions for the ultimate gleek. check it out! The link is in the comment section of my channel!

[RandomBlackdd22]

Glee would be sooooooo BORING without Sue.

[never4getfriends]

2:49-2:53 What episode???

[Brazjul]

Your videos are AWSOME!!! =)

[flakara]

i love your videos @curlygirl1016 mostly when i am high but the beauty of them is that i enjoy it also not high

[kirby28ful]

Sue's relationship with Santana is PRICELESS. LMAO

[rockanimationmusic]

I love you sue Sylvester. you're my favorite character on the show besides Kurt and puck

[Mist7676Y]

You know I was down at the pharmacy today and they had a monster sale on Depp. Depp is a hair gel. And once again I am making fun of your incredible stupid hair.

Very Subtle Sue. Very Subtle

[pickle0419]

Sue Sylvester. 'Nuff said.

[CalzonaxSpashx56]

Does anyone else notice that when Sue calls out "gay kid", Santana stands up at 9:58?

[viperish5]

@CalzonaxSpashx56 LMAO

[AbsoluteGleek92]

You're lucky I left my blowgun at home, sandbags, 'cause I got a clear shot at your nonnies. LOL

[marika114]

so sorry for not being sorry for interrupt you! ahaha

[gleekster100]

i'm going as her for halloween

[finny678]

What if I accidentally murdered you, Will?

[ADavis398]

"I'm sure you're wondering why I called you all together here, in the dead of night, when I'm normally out bowhunting for hobos." *eye squint*

WHAT!?!

[MrJoejoe1122]

...and a a city burned William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay President of the United States Abraham Lincoln.

[harmfulsweetz]

If I was just to just innocently murder you, would that be ok? I'd probably get away with justifiable homicide haha XDXD

[emluvslou]

"Are you an Eve who was born a Steve?"

[theanyamay]

Oh god...

[frostychick08]

"What are you doing?!"

"throwing sticks at your head"

xDD

[coasterjoel]

For some reason, the part I keep playing over and over is the segment where she keeps getting Emma's name wrong.

Wow is the word Alma! - Elennor - Irma - Ede - Ella - Elmo - Eshme - Shemelda

It's just so well assembled and makes me crack up everytime I watch it!

[Crisyforlife44]

i love sue lmao

[1bittersweetbabe]

Sue is so epic....Love her!!!

[awesomeness564]

Sue: Youre lucky i left my blow gun at home, Airbags cause i got a clear shot at your nannies

Santana: 0_0

AHAHAH

[Nicole971021]

where did she stash her history knowledge to?

[Nicole971021]

spongebob squarepants: spongehair squarechin

[digitbvj5]

How do these actors not laugh during Sue's lines???!?! It seems impossible because Sue is just too awesome!!1

[giggles090892]

Honestly, where did Sue go to school? Because her knowledge of history is amazing....

[Unangelsufrido]

"So why don't you go home, rest, watch some TV, die.."

[kawaiiSweden]

This is HILARIOUS with cc's on! xD

[LexiixoxRoxx]

What ep does Sue have that cushion thing around her neck? And what ep is 7:06 where she and Will are smiling? And 7:51, 7:53, 8:57, 9:14? Thanks :)

[TheMissMuffly]

"i agree with sponge-hair square-chin" LMAO

[CultClassicMashtah24]

Sue is just . . . endlessly quotable. She is the Face That Spawned A Thousand Lulz.

[Flutegurl19]

this needs a love button :)\

[LaBoricua2591]

How is her rendition of Vogue not in this video?

[gleecookiesandcream]

2:59 my favorite line

[NMonster1997]

Are you an Eve ? Who was born a Steve ?

In that line I fell off my chair laghing .. :D

[MrsBananadance]

Can I say @curlygirl1016 that you're amazing, genius and should be crowned the motherfucker genius of youtube? your video's are amazing!

[curlygirl1016]

@MrsBananadance Haha. Thanks! You just made my day!

[MrsBananadance]

@curlygirl1016 :D

[Gleekg]

Whe she fight with Mr.Schuester, they both looked like kids!

[audiszayd]

you forgot to put when sue punches that lady at regionals season 3.. funnest moment. lol

[musicaltheatergirl12]

I love this. Jane Lynch is hilarious.

[victorxcrush]

omg you didnt have when sue said to the gay old guy: im surprised you didnt set off the fire alarams in here...

[victorxcrush]

all she talks about will is hair and chin..

[loserlikeme11]

"These seats are being occupied by my ghost friends" lol

also i don't get the joke at 5:48

[loserlikeme11]

"Are you an eve that was born a steve?" lmfao

[shutterhappy85]

7:30 you are NOT permitted to TOUCH...

[fatizoo1000]

You didn't make the most wonderful part of her. I don't really remember, it's when she was taking half of the Glee club with her, and Santana said "And that's how Sue sees it", then she replied "OUTSTANDING""......

[fatizoo1000]

Why does she change all the time the name of Emma? (Elma, Alma, Olma, Esmeralda...)

[porolita22]

I laughed so much... I'm crying.

[lasatern]

"I beg your pardon"

"I beg your PARDON"

"I BEG YOUR PARDON"

and

"I'm gonna have to go straight to the womb care center. Gonna have to stare at some wombs."

Are my favs. Gooooooo Sue!

[ImaLooker9]

@lasatern *wound, lol. I don't think anyone would want to go to stare at wombs...

[lasatern]

@ImaLooker9 oh haha i was wondering why she said that...

[AbsoluteGleek92]

What episode is the 13:54 Sue tantrum?

[AbsoluteGleek92]

LOL the look on Kurt's face at 9:58

[AbsoluteGleek92]

Looks fun to go to McKinley; when Sue's pissed, you get abused

[jbjbjbjb13]

and that's how sue c's it

[maymay8914]

Bahahaha :D <3

[ayeitsbrandon143]

this bitch is hilarious! "i cant help picturing, small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and i find it disgusting!" ahaha "your hair looks like a bryer patch" lmao "oh william i would'nt dare lay on you. so much grease in your hair i'd probably slide right off!"

[irelendlassie123]

...tickle me dough face.

[LucyBlackBird]

I watched this at three in the morning! Laughed my ASS off!!!!

XD

[TheSingsonggal]

"I will buy you a kitty cat, I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then I will steal away into your home ... and punch you in the face"

Lol XD 7:36

[MrTWISTEDHUMORable]

and then one day i will steal into your home...and punch you in the face...lmfao..

[shinigami015]

Sue really likes her History class, doesn't she?

[ujamaa4]

I can't believe my favorite Sue line "Your resentment is DELICIOUS" wasn't in there

[weirdogirlz1]

what episode is 02:17 from??

[gpy159]

most of her insults on will are soo true lol

[coreyrandibrooks]

Who could ever hate Sue!!!  lol

[coodostou26]

my stomach hurts from laughing so hard ahahah

[Aliwhoops]

*poke* don't touch me

*poke*

that's it I'm filing a law suit!

[Aliwhoops]

wow...

araul intensity (Sonds wrong...)

New directions (said quickly nude erections)...

[lovingleegirl]

what said brittany when sue had showed her the broccoli? i didnt understand!

[98musicismylife]

@lovingleegirl she whimpered thing]king sue had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears were living

[lovingleegirl]

@98musicismylife

thank you, thats so brittany :'D

[Cheergirl4245]

"Sponge Hair Square Chin" LMAOOO

[rosekoller715]

I love love love these videos But we need a Mercedes and Lauen Zisses one!!! Please Please Please! :)

[Coler31]

5:56 Mr. Shue's head goes in a circle. XDDD

[TheLovelikeMusic]

My favorite is sthe sticks-scene!

[natslightbulb]

"Will, i may buy a small diaper for your chin because it looks like a baby's ASS."

Haha, my favorite line!

[olhisme]

Did anyone besides me notice that when she yells, "Gay kid" at 9:56 Santana and Kurt both got up?

[crazybeautiful551]

6:02 is my favorite Sue quote! "I suggest they enroll in sweet holy mother of God academy on I love Jesus St."

[didsomeonesaycolette]

Outstanding.

[smileyface702]

why is she always going on about Santana's boobs? O_o

[NMonster1997]

@smileyface702

cuz she had a boob enlargement ..

and she didn't like it :\

[smileyface702]

@NMonster1997 oh right, I didn't know that

[NMonster1997]

@smileyface702

Glad I could help ^^

[amzyangel92]

SHE IS AMAZING XD x

[Jessy8D]

SPONGE-HAIRED SQUARE-what?? LOL She's the greatest character on TV! She's just way too awesome! I can't help but burst out in great laughter everytime I even SEE her because then I always have to think of the "I'm gonna go to the animal shelter and give you a kitty-cat and make you fall in love with that kitty-cat. And then one dark night I will break into your house and punch you in the face!" (something like that) :DD

[NMonster1997]

I FUCKIN LOVE HER

[madibuzzer]

what is 7:37 from?

[gleekster100]

what episode is 1:39 from

[Shelby16121]

He will not have these schinanigans at his school! :)

[karinaxoPens66]

13:30 NO NOT THE CHILDREN. lmfaooo

[xbeYOUnique]

you gotta love Sue's hairjokes about Shuester haha :D

YOU GO SUE SYLVESTER ! xD

[pilarcitoo]

Rachel: "Tell me how I supposed to breathe with no air"

Sue: "Alright, that's it,come on!"

Favorite Sue Moment

[itosikyle]

what's the name of the song in the beginning? At 0:06

[Gleegurlie107]

I thought I smelled cookies coming from the little ovens of elves that live in your hair:)

[helainewarrior]

"Racist disney characters popping up and singing about livin' on the bayou." I LMFAOFEED SO BAD!!!!!

[LINRAXD]

awesome! but the part when sue tells emma that she is as sexy as a panda should be in it too! xD

[IROX98]

That is a law suit mister!! I will sue your ASS!!

[dancergirl4521]

can you do a blaine video? please?????

[justinshawty15]

Can you make a mr shue video??:)

[sv564708]

I thought for sure you would've included the "Vogue" scene where she says, "Will Schuester, I hate you!" Even still, great video!!!

[sierracheeko]

Oh my god I am in tears. I love her so much...

[denvermindthegap]

This video is AMAZING! :D Sue is fantastic...! :) thumb up 4 u!

[PaperBackHead10]

You're not serious are you? Tell me you're not serious! lmaooo i love sue so damn much

[GayBoinSac]

SUE-PERB!!! SUE-SATIONAL!!

[elbotit0]

I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

[ooshadygirloo]

that was effing brilliant. amazing job editing! appreciate it!

[iLoOveGLee13]

Hahah sometimes i hate Sue sooo much.. But she is soo HILAURIOUS.. !! and that makes me love her!

[stemstar]

"so sorry for not being sorry for interrupting!"

I use that line all the time!

[justinshawty15]

Figgins: No! Not the children!

[justinshawty15]

Sue: why are you wearing that hat?

Lauren: *serious look* because it’s Christmas and its fun

Sue: no its not, it offensive, your dressed like Santa clause and yet your handing me no gifts.

[justinshawty15]

Mercedes: What are you doing?

Sue: Throwing sticks at your head.

xD epic

[WriterGalPal]

Will: *Pats Sue's shoulder*

Sue: Don't... touch me.

Will: *Pokes Sue*

Sue: THAT IS A LAW SUIT MISTER!!

I luuurve that part! <3

[hil0o0o0]

buttchin buttchin buttchin buttchin :D :D

[MrKouaVang]

Sue is awesome

[iLoveGlee321]

U should do a mercedes one!!! :))))

[MsSmileygirllol]

Sue hates hair, Mr shue's hair 

[MsSmileygirllol]

I mean 2:32 Sue's face lol

[MsSmileygirllol]

2:36 Sue's face lol

[renatastarzforeve21]

lol i love this i laughed sooo hard!! i love sue!!

[candixaysana]

@curlygirl1016 what episode is 2:37.... i can never remember

[curlygirl1016]

@candixaysana Season 1, Episode 16 "Home"

[candixaysana]

@curlygirl1016 oh my bad i meant 2:42.. 2:37 is just where i was paused sorry about that :/

[tnr95123]

Sue: don't touch me

Mr.shue: -touches sue-

[tnr95123]

Sue sylvester sue sue sue sylvester!

[QueenAmiira]

wow!! Just WOW!

[iLoveGlee321]

The best character of all time!

[Tigerlilymoondance]

NOO! NOT THE CHILDREN! :L:L:L

[Pookie791]

I just want to quote this entire video.

I absolutely love your vids!!!! XD