Darkstalkers - Stand-up hour at Victor's castle

[IMMAOILMAN]

What the fuck Sasquatch? Fireballs aren't easy? Oh, yeah, you wouldn't know, you spend your time hopping around the goddamn stage and doing d, d, PP.

[zairoqui]

americanos imbecis deixem anime para os japoneses viados de merdas americanos bixas

[2FunnyVersionIV]

0:22 = Rikuo's ass

[legomovieman94]

"The Game?"

Dammit, I hate when seemingly innocuous sources make me lose. XD

[SilverZeo88]

PUNS!

[NintendoFreak29]

"Fire balls? Eww, how crude and unpleasant you nasty boy."

[SilverZeo88]

@NintendoFreak29 I hate when guy over uses them too, but don't take it out on the kid...

[NekoValtz]

0:22

The kid is studying fireballs?

Kid, QCF, P

it's not that hard to get.

[Thekinggamelon]

0:32 I didn't know the castle could have a door bell.

[MorriganAnneAensland]

Way to go, Bigfoot. You totally made it rain. Jerk.

[GloriousOtaku]

What a nasty shit!

And this has to be yeti and not bigfoot.

And why did they hire a little boy as a voice actor

for a mature boy?

[RapKat77]

0:19 Pause it, and it will haunt you.

BIGFOOT STARES INTO YOU'RE SOUL!!!

[zukuzukuzukuzuku]

NASTY BOY!

he's far too young for fireballs

[IMMAOILMAN]

@zukuzukuzukuzuku Indeed. Start them off at too early an age and they'll be flowcharting for the rest of their lives.

[LD537]

lol why does Rikuo sound gay? and why is the first thing i have to see from him is his naked green ass? O_o

[newyorkowners]

american animation sucks dick......this is fuckin bad

[DoodDX]

The animation was ironically sourced to a now famous Japanese company.

[superbizko]

Go back to your fantasy of Felicia using the litter box.

[sergio311]

omg this is such bad animation hahaha

[RebelTaxi99]

Why does the fish guy have such a detailed ass?

[WofleBlazen]

That must be why hes so "strangely attractive"

[legomovieman94]

@RebelTaxi99 Stupid sexy fishman...

[blackdeadtree1]

@RebelTaxi99 well as basically every single charecter in this shit-tastrophy would say, its because "hes curiously attractive for a fish man"

[mmmmmmmmmm9999]

That's American animation for ya! XP

[lazyboyching]

the kid said ''sorry BIGFOOT'', which am surprised ''SASQUATCH'' didn't mind being called Bigfoot.

[superbizko]

I thought it was Yeti

[sonicteam2k1]

he's supposed to be Sasquatch

[Nigralurker]

I remember watching this last year. This was hilarious.

"FIREBALLS?!?!"

I always crack up when I hear him say that.

For all those who are raging about how it made the Darkstalkers game look bad. Just remember, it's a fucking game, nothing serious, but a fucking game.

[PpsychoJOhnny]

fucking animation suck ass

[gekopa]

What exactly did they mean by fireballs? Cuz it didnt sound like a hadouken.

[Mammalmage]

A spell of course.

[ShinDarkfox]

Did anyone hear Sasquatch say:

"My footsies their fat FAT oh my footsies"

And Felicia was giggling suggestively. O_o

0:11: "Raw hay!"

[bakuryu79]

Felicia: Where is he? I need to use...

Jon Talbain: The Litterbox

Ha ha ha

[Gecko983]

Felicia got owned with that one.

[LilDemona]

If you have the episode could you please put it up?

[LilDemona]

"Fireballs ugh..how crude and unpleasant you nasty boy".

[LilDemona]

I think that the voice actor for Big Foot is the same person who did the voice of Bruiser the Betelgeusian Berserker Baboon from the show Bucky O'Hare.

[GeonTrinity]

I bet for the record that big foot is not that friendly to kids

[karasZero]

Yoshi: "FIRE BALLS! YUM!"

[MDthornton83]

Also, I want to see more of Jon Talbain! He hardly ever gets any attention and to my understanding he's one of the most popular characters in the Darkstalkers franchise.

[MaximusDread]

The kid should pay a visit to Chun-li from the US cartoon.

"FIREBALL!!!!"

[MDthornton83]

Also, Rikuo, (the fish dude) is kind of a jerk. He always has sarcastic remarks to say about everything.

[MDthornton83]

Talbain has a strange sounding voice.

[jayjayjay]

NATURAL SOUNDING DIALOGUE.

[xmen198]

bigfoot is trekkie from avenue q, haha

[ToshitheWolf]

u want a storm, i'll give u a storm!!!

(ummm....i did not get what jokes they were saying. help me)

[sonicsuks]

"where is he? I need to use..."

"The Litter Box?"lol

[CoryWorld1992]

you that Sasquatch's name is Bigfoot in the cartoon?

[prezidentchinchilla]

Dammit, I lost The Game.

[Tunerslug360]

XD XDXDXD

[leileilol]

HAHAHAHA VEERY FUNEY

[SecretSweety]

BADLY drawn ;(

[setheurovision94]

This show is another showcase of cynicism by show producers. Why on earth warp the Darkstalkers concept so in order to make it "fit for kids"? Since when was Darkstalkers for kids, anyway? And why, exactly, does entertainment have to be aimed at a specific target group, anyway? I think the best things grow with you as you grow older.

[SearchingForRinoa]

Man, why were most of these later cartoons based off of video games had some geeky-looking human boy?

[MGTRANSFORMER]

felicia:`where is he, i have to use the-'

talbain:'the litterbox?'

f:'i heard that.'

lol funy

[warnerbroman]

the fish man is ugly

and it surprised me that felicia in this at all

streetfighter was funnier though

[MDthornton83]

I agree. Everyone in the show calls the fish dude "strangely attractive". And I'm like "Oh come-on! these guys are only embarassing themselves by repeating that over and over again!" Seriously. I don't think he's very attractive at all!

[tabrismacbeth]

Oh, how I miss the days of my youth. Believe it or not, a lot of Saturday morning cartoons were like this. My generation was kinda stupid and easy to please.

Hey, has anyone quoted the fireballs line yet? I'd be shocked if no one quoted the fireballs line.

-Tabris

[NoobSmokeomegaOnaga]

THAT WAS FUCKING GAY!!!

[Mustkillroy]

What the hell is this? And why did Jon Talbain get fewer lines than fraggin' Harry Potter over there?

[Insanitist]

I guess I'm the only person who actually paid money for the DVD set.

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

the story suz too!

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

wait untill u see morrigan in USAs darkstalkers, she got as augly as u can get her! >:(

[Sehanort]

its a good thing I didn't see this on T.V

[alisongreenaway]

darkstalkers for kids,american style.Very bad.

[himomSLAYER]

jon talbain is british, not German

[bowuthegreatdemon]

How a German guy can have an british name?

This cartoon is a piece of shit!John is one of the coolest fighting game characters ever!

[Wolfgirl1998]

You mean the Frankenstein monster character? Haven't you read the book or seen the movie, "Frankenstein" by. Mary Shelly? They got the name from the scientist's full name, "Victor Frankenstein" or maybe "Victor von Frankenstein". Also Victor is not British name, it's Latin name meaning "conqueror" or "winner".

[Wolfgirl1998]

But yes I agree, this cartoon IS a piece of shit! I mean look at the characters! They look badly drawn! I like it how Talbain says the Litter box though. Also it's Jon, not John.^_~ And where's Jedah and others?! Whatta gyp!O_O

[bowuthegreatdemon]

The characters are better drawned than th characters from Mortal Kombat cartoon.

PS:Its Jon?O.K,thanks.

[ElFreakinCid]

Jedah isn't in this because Jedah first appeared in Darkstalkers 3, which came out two or three years after this cartoon.

[azmhyr]

they could not include jedah since jedah was too gory to be in a child cartoon

[ElFreakinCid]

Jedah hadn't even been created yet.

[Wolfgirl1998]

Oh sorry. I thought he was talking about Victor. My bad. And yes I can read! DUUUUUH! I just got confused that's all. So yeah you're right. Talbain's British. It's like "Werewolf of London". Get it? ^_~

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

i dont see this as funny! i see it as CRAP!

[YouPooper]

Saved for later.

[adamamamama]

totally crap. the japanese anime is sooooo much better.

[DrMlieko]

lol

this was actually funny

[ShreddaX]

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

God I love it when Americans turn serious stuff into Saturday morning awesomeness :'D

[greg2anda]

This is like, the biggest crime Americans committed. Fuck this!

[Beagle0123]

This is so bad, it's almost funny!

(What they did to Jon and Felicia is criminal)

The horrible animation and voice acting only add to the humor.

Still, I haven't seen this yet and want to see more.

I hope I don't regret it if I do though.

(Also, "Bigfoot"? What ever happened to "Sasquatch"?)

[warnerbroman]

"(Also, "Bigfoot"? What ever happened to "Sasquatch"?)"

there the same thing

[Beagle0123]

Sasquatch sounds better

[SonicX14]

I missed this show when I was a little kid. Felicia was always my favorite. Heck I even named my former cat that name. Thanks for posting the clips. It brings back good memories.

[Idiotska]

FIREBALLS? YOU NASTY BOY!

[JackNief]

JOHNNY! Oh my GOD! What did they do to JOHNNY?!

[kennethitchi]

huh,felicia,John and bigfoot in one serie?

[CommanderPaws]

I never knew there was a Darkstalkers cartoon series. Oh, god, they gave Felicia a top. XD

[TheEvilReverend]

The US version sucks the big one in my opinion; the Japanese OVA, who FunYum2032 posted, is pretty good, though. Look it up, and check it out. If you wanna.

[hinotori79]

the US version looks retarded and childish in my opinion. the japanese OVA is pretty cool indeed

[warnerbroman]

well it is for children!

[setheurovision94]

Darkstalkers, for children?!

[azmhyr]

This "cartoon" sucks

darkstalkers should be a hardcore anime series

[hobbitninja]

it was. look it up

[zanatemx]

because felicia is american