Spanish for Everyone DS Intro

[carloskillerbiatch]

ooooh ok, this game is racist as shit XDDD i mean a mexican kid who steals a ds from a blonde blue eyes bimbo kid, a mexican in a BLACK CAR with a chauffeur and his dad eyes are like >:( so he is mad, and then, the mexican prostitue which clearly makes alot of disgusting and sexual trash talk hidden in her coments to the kid XD

[TheFalloutExperience]

I don't know what is more disturbing, the first thing she says to you is "Need a ride boy" or here name is Gina (Think 40 Year Old Virgin)

[lXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXl]

What the fuck is that??????????!!!!!!!!!

[housewares]

Attention 11 year old boys, a cab ride down Mexico way with Gina "La Screama" Vasquez is one you never forget. "Ay papi" = ultimate memory drill

[falconFIL]

hahahahahahah stupid game :)

[SaGa111]

you're the kid of my favorite brother-in-law, right? i like you very much so i'll kidnap you an leave you in tijuana....cool

[WN4723]

Lol finally a video game based on real life...

[elementInfinitium]

Please. To white people, anyone that isn't white will steal your stuff.

[jayrock1987]

@elementInfinitium Wait didn't elvis and the rest of those whites guys who did't music all stole from blacks ..... YES

[darkangelk]

lmao!!

[Sammys09]

lol she said im sure they went to mexico lol

[Bleck1778]

Gina Vasquez... this is a kid's game.

[BeamYosho]

God the sound quality is terrible

[BeamYosho]

Crossing the border to chase after a kid who's dad is a drug cartel leader. Just to get your brother's DS back.

[Catalysis24]

@BeamYosho Sounds like the plot to a kid's FPS game.

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

If that kid left with my ds and went to mexico its pretty much gone I would just get a replacement that kid is so stupid.

[JoshuaAushoj]

Funny but omg racist, makes me wanna get this game HILARIOUS, omg but they fucked up

[TubeofDestiny]

lol mexican drug cartel leader with a thief kid, EPIC game :D

[KingoftheA]

Fuck the DS. Fuck Gina!

[c0bak]

I wonder what are the other "many things" Gina Vasquez can teach to that boy

[arpeggio420]

Wow, I never knew what I was missing, hating on portable game systems all these years.

[oldsnake8592]

lol what were they thinking when they programmed this

[outbreak201]

LMAO! look right at the beginning the mexican kid already has his hands on the kid's ds.

[outbreak201]

/facepalm

[radrider82]

lmao!! Oh man that's hilarious!!

[ro0dog]

gina vasquez? more like... vagina squez.... urgh i wish squez was a word. it almost is.

[loldongs34]

I love how the cops chase after the limo.

[On3Sound]

HOLY SHIT LOL

[marneus90]

That Aunt clearly did a few "favours" for her brother-in-law and now wants the kid to "repay" the "debt"

If you know what I mean.

[tunngrusru]

ahahah

[TheDEltaORion]

Wut.

[JOZZ145]

Holy shit that Spanish Auntie was an utter pedophile........ a hot pedophile...... Awwwwesome.......

[Iv1993]

0:33 Parece un dibujo de esos que salen en Chabelo xD

[gorf566]

They should make a sequel for this game on the 3DS. It would be its killer app.

[PsychoKrazyTime]

"He has done so much for me, including anal."

[SuperBrobot]

My ears hurt.

[archaeapyric]

holy hell that's some crazy clipping going on in there

does it sound that bad coming out of the DS?

[clairefedfield]

MAJOR LOL 0:33 kid smiling like an idiot, hello you could have mentioned to the kid way quicker to return your game, and this looks beyond stereotypical it had to be an undercover joke!

[Zeldarulah]

It was actually

[28steryan]

"Chase the bastard down" Love it.

[giantrobot99]

I have a friend named Vasquez. Doesn't know a lick of Spanish, so using Gina's logic, we do call him that for nothing.

Also, yeah, let's drop the little white kid off in Tijuana.

[BadguyEX]

. . . . . . . . .

Unacceptably awful.

[KidVlogger317]

Damn girl "SUCK MY DICK" then she says "I simply can't deny a request from his charming little boy" lol

[PsiChaos]

Who in their right mind drops a kid off in Tijuana to chase down a thief and a drug dealer? So much for all those 'good things' the kid's father has done for his aunt...

[BananaFort]

"They don't call me (Va)Gina Vasquez for nothing!"

[razorback61]

I was more enamoured with "I can teach you many things..."

[PRIMETIMEhawaii]

anyone have this game?

does it actually teach u spanish

[Goodforrj]

this wont actually teach you spanish, the game is terrible. i recommend "my spanish coach" and the sequel, both available on the DS

[PRIMETIMEhawaii]

lmao at the cops chasing the mexican kids car

[lifeinahand]

this is so bad that its hard to believe it isn't a joke

[Theirishnintendonerd]

ROFL "need a ride boy" XDXDXD 1:02

[k1000o85]

boring

[MarvLink]

Empty, stereotypical issues aside. How come they attempt to teach kids Spanish when they can't even know basic punctuation rules?:

'Will you help me out auntie?'

He who points the grammatical error first will get a taco.

[slayuh3]

Ooh Ooh, pick me! its supposed to be: Auntie, will you help me out?

[MarvLink]

Haha, almost. You didn't have to rearrange the words, though. Just had to add a comma before the word 'auntie'.

Here, have your taco anyway.

[aphamd]

Maybe he has another auntie that's still in the closet.

[MummyKing999]

Do they want us to learn Spanish or hate them? The whole thing looks like those crappy 90s computer games for kids.

[MOUPIMOUPI]

oh god the faces.

hotel mario has been surpassed

[Hissymau]

WANT

(also "you can play some games with her" hehe)

[eyhexs]

gina vasquez can take me to tijuana and teach me many things any day of the week if she so wishes too

[tayyyen]

I think Gina Vasquez is a pedophile.

[unicaashleybb]

-.-

[arandomdj]

not racist, very stupid indeed, pretty stereotypical, how come the police arrived so soon, who called'em? All that for a freakin' nintendo DS... gimme a break!, he could've bought another one instead of chasing the car to Tijuana (which, i hate to say one of the most ugliest places in Mexico)

[arandomdj]

Who wrote this game!? What were they thinking????

[eyhexs]

the police was chasing after the (evidently) drug dealing father of the latino kid

[mutley26]

All too true.

[squarepusherjohn]

0:51 looooooooool

[0AfterMath]

since when do people in US sit and steer on the passenger side of the car?

[ccricers]

Hey, good call. Where the hell was this game made?

[mythrilmoth]

There ARE import cars in America that have the steering on the European side. That's actually the least wrong thing about this...

[RPGonline2]

LOL, fucking racist & therefore hilarious.

[Skynamo]

rofl, reminds me of the Koosh episode of King of Queens.

[fssas56]

lmao play some games with her until you learn spanish

[llriverall]

in the second scene she is smoking something...

[Philkid3]

Why do they only call her Gina Vasquez because she knows Spanish? What else would they call her?

[TheZergSlaya]

Looks like some intense shit

[MisplacedSamurai]

I wonder what the things were that the brother-in-law did that was special if you know what I mean lol

[xparasite9]

"I can teach you many things"

BUT I THOUGHT THIS GAME WAS FOR KIDS!

[NJHaus]

Me llamo Vagina-eh-Gina Vasquez y te tomare a Mexico porque ese cabron robo mi El Camino - eh - tu DS.

[evilbahumut]

WTF, why is Gina driving a taxi?  Why is Miguel on the run and how the hell did Gina know they were going to Mexico? This story line is crazy!!!!

[108desmond108]

lmao

[patrickbateman00]

Heh heh she can teach him many things... *wink*wink*

[Shaunbadiasback]

But she's his Auntie dude! XD

[garc4475]

this is seriosly racist

[pendevil]

Dude's aunt is totally hot.

[Xalice9]

Jajajaja, niño traficante.

[cyreneq]

What the mess? Why are the police chasing them? And they're headed to Mexico? haha, funny game!

[OgnarPliskin]

I'm wondering who called the cops, who called them that quickly, and how the aunt knew that the kid was there all of a sudden. Also wondering what the cops will do once the Mexican kid crosses the border, anyway.

[xparasite9]

no one called them. the cops were already after them, which is why he was hauling ass to Mexico.

[TheMoogleking]

ROFL, the police start chasing them.

5/5

[thebluemeaner]

Kid gets in the limo....RUUUN RUUUN is la migra is la migra!!!

[misstoffu]

I'm Mexican and I found this hilarious rather than "racist" or offensive. Americans are so sensitive, lol.

[UnmaskedPyro]

@misstoffu I am an American and I approve of this comment! We are much too soft, indeed.

[phubans]

@misstoffu White Americans LOVE to go out of their way to be offended on behalf of other races and cultures, didn't you know?

[Catalysis24]

@phubans Correction: White LIBERAL Americans

[Minsc9]

Gina Vasquez = Vagina Squez XD

[masterofpuppies91]

GOTY

[Think0028]

As a white boy, I have to say something:

... OH MY GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE. you have GOT to be kidding me. THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS?!?!?

[sluckyoubutt]

this is like the most violent intro!

[buttersbutt]

I can teach you many things, and spanish is one of them... XD

[ShadowJaiden]

I don't blame the kid for srealling the DS,ni mean you gringos ARE SO EASY to steal specially the withe ones

[zoapdtkaibzv]

He stole it!

[Fenrirknight7]

Someone wanted to know how much they could slip past Nintendo, the censors and he ESRB.

[Bulbmin]

wat is this?!

[RobochaoXX]

lol bulbmin

[imsixcolors]

Who drops their nephew off in Tijuana?! "Here's some Spanish. Oh, and don't wear any jewelry in public. I have a switchblade in my glove box, you might need it." *equipped switchblade* What an awesome game. :P

[dark420bishop]

Omg, that music is beyond terrible. It's all distorted in this video, too, which doesn't do it any favors.

[liz18c]

"I can teach you many things, one of them being Spanish!"

one of the few sexual innuendos this wh@re makes in her brief scenes..

oh and um.. its racist beyond belief.. wont be buying this for my kids lol

[thebenchwarmer]

i think she likes him a little too much... o.o;..

[thebenchwarmer]

wtf all right.. they just had to have cops......

[Lemming456]

im gonna download this for my r4...RIGHT NOW!!!!

[blueshadow22]

LMAO i did as well....its...ok i guess

[o0PlasticSaint0o]

I'm totally buying this.

[ConservativeCat]

"I'm sure they're going to Mexico..."

[crackwhore2007]

xD lol

[FinalRound]

The guy in the car is the Chief from Resident Evil 4.

>_>

[jessedudezx]

Dear god. This is absolutely amazing. Beyond racism.

[CrystalRose727]

W.....T.....F

seriously....*cracks up*

[AsdfTheRevival]

I wonder who the first person to do a Youtube poop with this will be.

[USAJAP1]

YEP, I WONDER ALL RIGHT.

[Everclearfan86]

reminds me of some old CD-I video game animation.

[SpamNapkin]

There's no way this whole thing was unintentional.

There's just no way.

[Gaming0taku]

It isn't.

[MasterDukey]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Holy fucking shit, I want this game.

[kizuato82]

funniest shit ever! Gina's "favorite brother in law" and their son LOL lemme teach you many things in Tijuana LOLOL donkey OMGWTF

puto stole meh DS holmes kekekek ^__^

[elcueropeneano]

wtf? is this real?

[MelvinSnodgrass]

This and all the accompanying videos, are amazing.

[Toggle1200]

Do they call that scratching on a whiteboard "music"?

[ddrallstar]

whiteboard???

[AsdfTheRevival]

It's like a chalkboard but you write on it with markers like Sharpies.

[SAg00n]

I don't get it...

[lechies]

La versión española del juego será para aprender rumano xDDDD

[neoplayer25]

that was... strange, at best.

'They don't call me Gina Vasquez for nothin'! Lemme teach you many things, and Spanish will be one of them!'

o.0

[iryuuzhan]

Scary.. D;

[antondevey]

Her name is an anagram of squez (squeeze) vagina...

[Panaceamedia]

Beaner stole my DS!

(DS DS DS beanerstolemy DS)

[InSaneTK]

That is MESSED UP!

[maneater96]

2 cops chasing a hispanic kid that stole a DS,

now that is funny!

[99222837]

a la mierda con ustedes hijos de españa,atanta huevada por q un hijo d su madre puso un niño oscuro, baa pudo haber puesto un blanco y no pasaba nada o un negro yyy q va , no veo nada de racista en el entry excepto si alguien mal pensado quiere verlo asi,

[logame]

Este juego es para enseñar español o para reirse de los hispanoparlantes?

[PrZFinEsTpLAyA92]

lmfaooo dat shit wuz sooo fucked up, yet soooo funny, but idc im Puerto Rican not mexican

hahahahaha da cop cars wuz an amazing touch to the video

[PrZFinEsTpLAyA92]

fuck u nigga, if i find it funny den hop off, idc bout mexicans, i care bout P.R dats wat i love & rep, idc bout other latin nations, so sue me nigga, getdafuckoutta my face wit dat bullshit

[scoota111]

Go figure, non-black people dropping the n-bomb.

=/

[Hejji]

Nintendo? :D

[rapaport202020]

Che, me parece perfecto ese dibujo!

los mexicanos son todos ladrones, no se ofendan si les dicen la verdad.

[Fenrirknight7]

Lo mas culto que tienen los argentinos es un baile que salió de cortejar putas, pero no te ofendas, porque es la verdad.

[kanfor]

¿Sabrán los autores del juego que en Mexico también hay edificios modernos, internet, móviles, ciudades modernas...?

Al niño mejicano sólo le falta el sobrero y dormir la siesta.

Por cierto, en el juego hay un pueblo llamado LA ZORRA ;-D

[lechies]

YO QUIERO IR A ESE PUEBLO!! xDDD

[kanfor]

La musica es mala de narices.

Y sí, en España también hay rubios y ojos azules. Mi tio y mi abuela los tiene azules y no es precisamente de Suecia. Y mi prima es rubia.

No es raro.

[mesiasdiabolico]

wtf pero desde cuando los españoles son rubios??

dios los españoles son petisos de facciones deformes, dignas victimas de exterminacion para el furer...

dejen de actuar como arios gallegos pelotudos pito corto..... uds desearian ser negros mira lo q t digo xD

pelotudos

salu2

[cometsea]

me cago en tus muertos

[Maralden]

aver,listo,aqui un español rubio y de ojos azules,que pasa..te crees que en españa somos todos como el hispano típico de america?por dios..

[cc2k23]

Los españoles son como la "gente blanca" como dicen los americanos. No son mestizos o cruzados

[Fenrirknight7]

como el hispano típico de america? no

bereber con complejo de escandinavo? sí

[lechies]

xD cómo se nota que no has estado aquíu en tu vida... aunque teniendo en cuenta la tendencia migratoria de toda sudamérica quizás te vemos dentro de poco por aquí, y a ver si tienes cojones de repetir lo que dices.

[agoniasboy]

wtf? Those cop cars... are miguel's escort??

LOL

[sombrio12]

Mas tarado el caucasico ese

[anestrus]

Damn, I bet she could teach me many things.  How do you say S&M in Spanish?

[cloudstrife001]

S&M the same, or maybe sado (like the one in bleach lol)

[MakHdez]

ahahahahahaha omg, i dont know if i should feel offended by this..

[CHIsyy]

OMG ITS PAULPKER FROM BASIL!11111

[paulpker121]

what the fuck?

[AlienGuy18]

Haha.

His aunt is seducing him.

[nightmareofxmas]

she said i can teach you many thing

[oscarhueleaculo]

gotcha4000, I´m mexican, I´m not poor. You are gay. Suck my dick bitch. I fucked up with your mom...and your grandmother too

[KROMEangel]

WHAT

[NintendoFanGirl]

Holy cow, is this real? XD

[gotcha4000]

mexicans are poor.

[ShyCheat]

For sologamer87:

The boy who stole isn't hispanic. Hispanic are the people from SPAIN.

[sologamer87]

Well, yeah but here in America, its meaning includes people from Spanish-speaking Latin America. Just another word we managed to bastardize, I guess.

[shameonyou66]

what kind of crazy storyline is this? lol

[lenneth3]

GINA VASQUEZ=VAGINA SQUEZ

[plaidninja]

Hello little boy, let me bring you to Tijuana. Ignore how the driver's side of the car is on the right, and don't worry about telling your parents. Lets head for Tijuana! Perfectly safe for little boys, but stay away from the donkey show.

[greepsheep]

lol, its an actual game!

[iambrilliant89]

They turk urr DEE ESS!

[HinataChan30]

Oh the lulz this thing brings.

[Joe402]

hahaha oh wow

[fatmill]

You all are ridiculous. There is never a reference to any prostitute. Great way to try and change her name around too...What does Squez even mean??

Ya'll got too much time on your hands in mommy's basement.

[Xydrok]

you do realize that the developers of the game have been going around random message boards admitting the jokes are intentional, right?