: Hammers & Floodlights : Foamy The Squirrel

[BurritoSpartan]

oh yeah!!!!!!!!

[HaloBraker]

I support foamy on this on all points

[jasonliz000]

lol I do the rolling blockade thing too! ahhhh good times when trolls escape the internets

[yummygummybear222]

LOL! That sign says DUMB LIMIT: 30.

[meepcake2012]

@desotowright there is a reason...EVERYONE IS IN A FUCKING HURRY THESE DAYS!!!

[m3chaw0lf]

I really think FOamy should make a bumper sticker that says "I use Hammers and Floodlights, dumbasses!"

[CrystalWolf989]

@m3chaw0lf if you go to your local decaler and show them a sketch of what you want your bumper sticker to look like they will make it for you for the right price so that you can enjoy ticking off your fellow drivers with your totally cool and unique bumper sticker

[strykertron232]

the people who drive to slow need to be replaced with one of those google cars

[Starfox513]

sounds like texas, we cant fucking drive, speed limit is 65 on the loop they see this as dangerous and go 45 and is annoying, and NO ONE USES THEIR FUCKING TURNING SIGNAL

[TheInveditor1]

Foamy remade his foam finger into his halloween costume

[djice2298]

i rather use strobe lights and hope they are elliptic

[desotowright]

Douche bags on the road who get up behind you reeeeaaaally close to bully you into speeding up. :(

[Omega3AcidCF]

I have done the same time.

People pissed me off enough on a 2 lane 20 mile highway that I pulled up next to a slower driver and just kept traffic building up behind me.

The reason I was pissed off. 3 people making lane changes without looking and nearly making me go off the road and down a cliff.

Are my actions justified?

[RenAkreyuMitsukai]

OH MY GAWD FOAMY THE SQUIRREL!!! XDDDD I HOPE MY SON HAS AN ALTER EGO JUST LIKE HIM!!!!

[sarahhasley]

haha when someone flicks there highbeams at me especially when i'm going the speed limit i just slow down even more. haha they usually cuss at me while i laugh my ass off

[Spynmaster]

My friend drives, and OMG do we ever find those tailgating bastards. Every time that happens, she purposely slows down just to piss them off. Oh, and how about those cretins that suddenly dash out into traffic? I dread that day when our car crashes into such a dumbass. I just want a megaphone and a few projectiles...

[cheyleew]

@Spynmaster i suggest putting nails in their driveway so they gotta fucking pay 400 dollers for new tires and i hate ppl that drive 1 mile per hour while goin to school i can run faster that that! god i have slow fuckers

[USMC4Jesus]

I never realized how terrible Seattle drivers are until I actually started driving on my own. We're driving on a flat, straight stretch of road, there's no one in front of you, you're not turning, it's perfect weather, and you're going 32 on a 40 road in a no-passing zone? Your death will be slow and painful, you Camry driving Asian.

[keatsuki]

lol when someone rides my moms bumper she goes twice as slow as she did before and when some ass hole decides to blow the hornas soon as the light turns green she just sits their throw the next two lights. funnyXD

[kinomileaf]

@keatsuki Lawl.

My Mom just calls them assbananas.

[kikook222]

The Floodlight aspect isn't illegal......do it EVERYONE!

[darthtwiggy]

Terrorists don't use turn signals. Take appropriate action. I mean you fucker! I will shoot you if you keep it up.

[DJSiick]

11 poor drivers watched this and got butt chapped

[ihateyouperson]

I remember when this was funny.

[wolfganghampson]

I use ball bearings when I'm on my motorcycle and have tailgaters riding my ass... They work WONDERFUL.

[odonnelln]

Omg... I always box in duches who ride my ass! And then go like 100 when they finally try to press and get them sick behind me again... Repeat til u part ways

[shadowsa2b]

except for the thing with the hammers, foamy is the most passive aggressive driver ive ever seen lol

[ShuuichiMinamino25]

I HATE those fuckers who flash their fucking highbeams at me b/c maybe I DON"T feel like doing 50 in a 30 or 40 mph zone! Assholes! Me, I just adjust my mirrors so they can't blinde me and slow the fuck down to a fucking crawl! HA!

[igc4lifecuzz]

shit when an idiot flashers their high beams at me i slam on the brakes. if they hit me its their fault not mine and itll teach them a lesson on tail gating and high beaming me sorry fuccers

[bpfoley89]

Sorry buddy, I'm from Detroit. We use something other than hammers.

[Rigicai05]

DO NOT TAKE THE HAMMERS ADVICE LITERALLY. if the driver sees you, he or she will try to start a fight with you and then you'll have 2 beat the crap out of him with another hammer in the box. OR YOU CAN GO TO JAIL!!!

[Rigicai05]

did anybody follow this advice in particular? Tell me if you did.

[LabyrinthOfDream]

@Rigicai05 I did. that asshole cop wont be flashing his lights at me again.

[Rigicai05]

@LabyrinthOfDream did u follow the hammers or the floodlights?

[TheShanneddings]

LOL



[animatedwierdo]

XD they should call that the Foamy finger

[zzrought231]

damn Foamy you got more road rage then my nan

[karatepirus]

Genius



[hordeXwarXmachine]

DAMN RIGHT slugs and speeders fucktards! and stupid lights that they keep on you!

[MrBa116]

you know what i think if these people are going to DISLIKE something dont click the button just stop watching you retards then people wouldnt be mad cause he has like 4 billion friggin dislikes (not pointed ot this video in perticular)

[TheCopper1234]

Has anyone else noticed that speed limit sign?

XD

[Kawiia17]

Fog lights are problematic where I live, especially considering we get NO FOG where I live!

[jordance12]

I HAVE A FOAM FINGER LIKE THAT 1 side says go team go! amd the other side says FUCK U AND THE OTHER TEAM

[sacreddawn100]

my sister: hes a squirrle he dose not drive

me: YOU DARE QUESTION THE GREAT ONE (bitch slap)

[NerosEclipse]

@sacreddawn100 You's a stereotypical person and dose not spell rite (good job dumbass)

[bonesboy367]

@sacreddawn100 it's called spelling asshole

[KyiKyo95]

The hammers are likely to get me arrested, but the floodlights aren't a half-bad idea!

[NeithanDiniem]

My GOD this is by far the best solution to asshole drivers I have heard ever. Rear-facing floodlights? Those should be freaking standard in my opinion, with a complementary box of hammers and caltrops with purchase!

[deltaxcd]

@NeithanDiniem

unfortunately it is against the law to attach additional lights to your car.

and hammers are quite expensive, you can just eject gravel using your tires

[Spaz645]

I drive like that. Find someone going the same speed I am and just keep that speed up so the fuckers in a hurry will get pissy. It makes me smile...that and I make agonizingly slow turns when a fucker is ridding my ass.

[msinsaneunicorn]

11 people had hammers come through their windshields

[Megafail260]

If foamy can drive why does he need Germaine to drive him to the store for the bagels and the creamy cheesy cream cheesy cream cheese and to the cookie store?

[megafireblast]

i want a "foamy finger".............Foamy #1

[blueluck02]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I wanna see that

[ReverentMegabreath]

I'm most definitly going to have floodlights on my vehicle. But not Movie studio grade. No. The ones they have stadiums! How's that for an upgrade!?

[eddsworldisawesome]

@ReverentMegabreath ...you're a genius

[assassintwinat8]

I'll pay someone $1000 to try the hammer thing!!!

[MasterWylesLady]

@assassintwinat8 10,000 and its a deal xD lmao

[RougeJonin]

@assassintwinat8 tried it on my motorcycle, got away with it, where's my monies >:U

[Kabetchett]

I'm going to find a foam finger, cut the index finger off then glue it to where the middle finger would be and PAINT IT! :D

[Spaz645]

I drive like foamy...=3

[djice2298]

i used the hammers and i got pulled over and the cop said what fell out of my car

i said a hammer i said it was on the top of the storage part and he said well sorry to bother you and i said good night cya

[liZaRds285]

um, how do you drive, foamy? your alittle short for that.

[ChilliePeppuhz]

Despite the fact I'm not yet old enough to drive, the lack of etiquette shown by our modern day drivers really PISSES me off. I go to restaurant with my mom, and I see this monstrous soccer-mom mini van taking up two spaces because they're too fat and lazy to park their car in a straight line! So when my mom goes into the restaurant, I stay outside and take time out of my life to help this poor bastard. I leave a note on his car saying "You suck at parking. Sincerely, a 13 year old girl"

[krazyzark]

@ChilliePeppuhz don't forget to superglue that shit to the window. The drivers I really hate are the ones who insist on passing more than one vehicle at a time on a 2 lane road (especially if they do it in a no passing zone). I just wish I could afford to have hood mounted miniguns installed on my car.

[lollypopalopicus]

@ChilliePeppuhz you and the kid who commented on foamies museum rant give me hope for the future of our society

[hellnight88]

@ChilliePeppuhz Hahahahahahaha



[loveishayt]

@ChilliePeppuhz oh god look out for soccer moms cuz if u think they park badly wait til ur driving next to em xD

[cheyleew]

@ChilliePeppuhz i fucking hate people that drive 2 fucking miles per hour going to school to 5th grade >:(

[GOAF2014]

I saw Foamy's Halloween Costume!!! Anyone else see it?

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@GOAF2014 Makes you wonder, where does he get those?

[Phantomboy6]

What if the bus is in the traffic?

[aSTREETRACERSdream]

love it!!!!!!

[VerdantPestilence]

It's funny how Foamy says in this episode he drives, and in the last episode he says "...my kids..." ANYway.... BIG THUMBS UP to RougeJonin and the paintball idea, That way the IDIOT Drivers, are MARKED for everyones protection... and I have gotten my car parked to close to a paintball field, do you know how hard it is to wash off that gunk... that'll teach drivers to not be DUMBASSES... or at least that's a hope... those bastards will never learn.

[RougeJonin]

@VerdantPestilence thats the point

[RougeJonin]

... I drive a motorcycle, the road is scary enough as is, I don't need some jackass swerving in front of me, but the problem is I have nowhere to keep my hammers TwT, personally if I could I'd carry a paintball gun with me though, that way when the asshole cuts 4 lanes of traffic or starts tailgating or worse yet tries to pass me even though I'm in the SAME FUCKING LANE not to mention he's going 30 miles over the speed limit I can just paint up his fucking windshield =w= I hate vegas drivers

[hellspawn435]

@RougeJonin Its called "the saddle bag full of hammers lol

[RougeJonin]

@hellspawn435 You can't put a saddle bag on a Honda CBR 600 =w=

[bluesroyalty98]

Anyone else notice the "dumb limit is thirty" sign? IT SHOULD BE THIRTY!

[Saphire1359]

lol I love the speed limit, there. xD

[eduardswagga]

where the hell can i get that foam finger

[v1de0gamr]

@eduardswagga I found one at Spencer's Gifts

[eduardswagga]

11 ppl experienced hammers and floodlights

[Wolfeye204]

best foamy rant ever

[UsurperDunamis]

You know what time it is? It's HAMMER TIME!!!

[Sheeners25]

hah thats what my fiance joe does!!!!  all the time!! yea fuck u people with ur fucking god damn high beams on when u dont need them at all!!!!! its still day light bitch!!!!!!

[MrDag4wd]

is foamy a part time trucker? ive contemplated the flood lites b4. but moose lights work fine.

[JukoDDT]

Im sick of on coming traffic that has its high beams on! Seriously, Im trying to drive here! Id like to keep my 20/20 vision. Get some glasses or night vision goggles and quit wasting your cars battery!

[jdouglasfisher]

Kid you not... Just heard over the police radio here in Stroudsburg a call for a motorist complaint regarding the throwing of a hammer at their car by another driver in a white sedan.

Instantly remembered this video, and had to watch it again. EPIC!

[Piledriver86]

3. You'll get your ass landed in jail.

[BoredomBrat]

Foamy, ou should rant about out-loud sneezers. Not the ones that go 'achoo' and it's done, I'm talking about the ones who scream when they do it. I can't count how many times I've wanted to punch someone in the mouth for it...

And you should talk about those awesome drivers on the road who'll flicker their headlights to warn you if a cop is watching as you're speeding. Did you know they could get fined for that? Those people are awesome.

[TheEjmartinez]

11 people got hit with hammers while driving, crawled out of their flaming wreck of an accident and said, "Man, my driving is so bad, people are throwing hammers at me."

[GreyD0GG]

BUT FOAMY WHAT HAPPENS IF THE BUS DRIVER DRIVES SLOWLY AND GETS CAUGHT IN TRAFFIC!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

[GreyD0GG]

BUT FOAMY WHAT HAPPENS IF THE BUS DRIVER DRIVS SLOWLY AND GETS CAUGHT IN TRAFFIC!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

[allhailfoamy1]

hmm nice buit i find golf ballsto be more effective 1 you got more of them in the same space taken up. and 2 you can get these fuckers with the bounce. tho the floodlight idea gold man. and adding a train air horn to the front of the undercarriage helps wioth slow pedestrians...and if fun at senoir homes and schools grade middle and high they all react the same.

[TheTelenation]

Speeding doesn't kill people.

Fucking Idiot Drivers do!!

[Narutofan1000k]

me: granpa why are you driving 15 in a 30? Grandfather: to fuck with all them behind us

[Alexc3217]

Could just stick a mirror to the back of the car. It's like a shock collar but with thier own high beams.

[RDMonkey2]

Im going to be getting my license next year, and i swear to god, if i meet any of these idiots, i would have a good excuse to mysteriously lose a hammer from my obviously hardened grip sticking out of my window.

[SpiritoftheWolf28232]

Thing about the high beams.

If your in the left lane, and somebody's coming up on you, it's polite to move over and let them by, then merge into the left lane again.

Just sayin'.

[DmitriKrukov]

Great! Two top comments about something I have no idea

[AnimusAssassin93]

Where do i get floodlights installed on my car? lol

[SexxxyStrawberry]

Great... now i have to find SinnFein4ever's comment..

[shadowflame771]

@SexxxyStrawberry I'll save you the trouble. From what I recall, Someone cut this person off. so, in revenge, they wiped menstrual blood (which smells AWFUL) all over their windshield.

[lexiaazulez1468]

keep pressing 5

[dannyskater]

Blhe tumnh shork fulm wram igso!

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

if you get high-beamed, swerve like a madman, and try to sue :3

[ChildofMadness9]

ok I in with the flood light idea...I get stick of those high beamers!!!

[kevcop250]

Do a Rant on Text Talk...it's so freaking annoying...

[sleinbach0303]

hammers and flood lights. hit them in the head even if there windows are closed

[SuperSeaCucumber]

I don't know...as annoying as those drivers can be...i think it is better to get out of their way. Usually they are just rude and obnoxious but sometimes people actually have a valid reason to be in a hurry...like what if their wife just called and she's in labor or something? I'm just saying...besides, being rude to rude people just makes the rudeness ruder.

[Jman92854]

@SuperSeaCucumber @ the last bit Try saying that three times fast. Lol

[MRLarkin]

Working as a delivery driver I can totally relate. Instead of floodlights my idea was a strobe light. That would fix that tail chasing A**HOLE!!!

[TransientSylph]

Too bad I'd get into big trouble with the law and go to jail for throwing a hammer at an automobile.  *sigh* I would love to do that.

[PwnadinStormrage]

LOL i did that to a cop once, he was speeding liek CRAZY with no lights or sirens on trying to pass me, so i got next to another person going the same speed so he couldnt pass me.

[SportaTiffany]

I'm not sure the hammer thing will work. You throw a hammer at them, they crash, then all traffic slows down, practically to a stop just so everyone can stare out their window to what happened. And if someone is riding my ass, I slow down even more and slam on the brakes, let the fucker crash in to you so you can take them to court and get some money and a new car! It's also funny, when the guy behind you changes lanes, to speed up and get in front of him in the lane then slow down.

[Melodyotakuchan21]

Foamy, you make good points. People have gotten a lot more RUDE on the road.

[SuperSeaCucumber]

@Melodyotakuchan21 in other words, Foamy, your solution is extremely RUDE. >.<

[Brazinger2]

@Jman92854 Heh, oh well. The world is full of weird people like her...

[Jman92854]

@Brazinger2 Indeed.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Takes one to know one.

[Jman92854]

@delilurm45 Wow. Again, you fail at insults. 

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Takes one to know one.

[margierules000]

@delilurm45 PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE chill out. word of advice- while arguing is fun, if you do it too much it just gets annoying and frustrating for everybody.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 First of all, I would report you to the Youtube adminstrators for harrassment and second, you are just as much of an jerkwad for responsing to each of my comments. So there!

[Jman92854]

@delilurm45 I'm just as much of a jerkwad for responding to you? I never called you a jerkwad, you keep calling me one. And I'm sorry, there is no way you are goth. I mean, you are not dark. You are not scary, your come backs and "insults" are equal to that of a 5 year old's.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Unlike, you, I avoid being cursing obnoxious dolt. So, I do my best to keep my language clean. And plus, you said you enjoy push my buttons. So, go ahead push them.

[Jman92854]

@delilurm45 Lol wow. You like to keep your language clean? And again, as I said in the post you chose to ignore, she already defiled someone's car with her period pad, so what does you saying "He didn't deserve it, that's TMI" gonna do? I'm telling you to drop it. But you, won't stop. You say I'm harassing you, but it's not my fault, considering you can't drop an "argument" over a post about what already happened. What did you hope to gain? Just answer that question.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Oh yeah, said the obnoxious hypocrite who wouldn't mind his/her own business and had to just jump in. Yeah, you can take you and your little philosopy and shove it.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Or better yet reports your sorry behind for being a complete waste of flesh.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Not as sad as you are, jerkwad!

[Brazinger2]

@Jman92854 Yep

[doubleddanie]

11 people are such poor drivers, they've had hammers thrown at em

[ShyMaster38]

this advise will be very useful in Texas. so many bad damn drivers who cant fucking pay attention.

[Adriian9]

Hammers and floodlights will solve every problem you have: Gun pointed at you, turn on the floodlight, duck, hope to dodge it, and run. :)

[Guyinurshado]

Recently got out of drivers ed and just got lerners permit. I'm not the best driver in the world and can understand when people get a little frustrated, I try to let them pass and try to be kind on the road. Though one guy wouldn't get off of my bumper and actually hit the rear of the car a few times to get me to go at the stop light. I sat there until he got out of his car, flipped him off, and left skid marks at his feet. I hope he's happy that he just wasted his time. :D

[ithaclies]

I usually agree with Foamy, but as a guy who use to drive for a living, I can tell the point of view expressed in this video is from a shitty driver. Most of the accidents caused on the roads today are from scared timid drivers with the reaction time of a narcoleptic comma patient. Also, if someone is in a hurry and on your ass YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!! Purposefully driving in a manner that slows down the traffic behind you is called impeding traffic and its against the law.

[igniparous]

@ithaclies That's such bullshit. Most accidents are caused by timid drivers? I think not. Nowadays more accidents are caused by distractions than anything else. If someone is tailgating you and you're doing the speed limit, it is not your duty to "get out of their way", it is their duty to switch fucking lanes. Trying to get out of the way because some douche is being impatient is hazardous. Since you can't see out of your windows due their lights, attempting to move over a bad idea.

[iEatxAxN00bs]

how does a squirrel drive?

[CeruleanFox]

I don't think the person crawling from the flaming wreck would reflect that their driving was horrible. They'd probably be angry and think the person who through the hammer was some retarded idiot, that is if they survive the crash of course

[sputerhead]

when people tailgate me sometimes i want to just slam on the brakes so they have to pay for the repairs to my car as well as there's. Try to afford the gas to tailgate now you jackass.

[ithaclies]

@sputerhead

How about you speed the fuck up then? or maybe stay in the slow lane with the rest of the old bastards? If you slammed on your brakes and fucked up my car, I'd beat the shit out of you with my tire iron. Try to afford the gas after your hospital bills you douche.

[freeflower324]

i want that foam finger and some f*cking flood lights

[freeflower324]

this is my fav vid ever

[Pershingtank]

This sounds like something George Carlin would say, especially at 1:35 :3

[imissyoucupcake1]

AGAIN!!!!!!!!! the dumbasses of the world need to get that argueing on youtube comments is a waste of EVERYONE'S time!!!!!!!!!!!!! so please get over yourself's and move on.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 You know what, forget you!!!

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 First all, you asserted yourself into this fight and two maybe you should have just laid off . It wasn't your fight to get in on. Now, leave me alone.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Just bite me, jerkweed!!!

[imissyoucupcake1]

i laugh at the morons who argue, fight, disagree, etc. on comments. its such a waste of time. please just watch the vidoe and move on with your life. thank you people

[delilurm45]

@imissyoucupcake1 And to You, the idiotic hypocrite that bothers to care about our so-called stupid comments, I personally wish for you to go choke on your own saliva. Now, have a nice day ( not)!!!

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

@delilurm45 allright..This is just another exsample of why you shouldnt do drugs! Dont do drugs kids or youll endup like thease two! hehe..

[delilurm45]

@AkatsukiLoverX3 Hate to say this, but who invited to this fight? BTW, that laugh is a clear indicator that you are on drugs. So,bye.

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

@delilurm45 :3 bye bye! Lovely little children..XD

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Gee, I guess this is what you get after screwing with me after i warned you two times. Now, have nice day.

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Better paranoid than a complete and utter jerkweed. Now, go bug someone else before I report your sorry behind!!!

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Lay off you texting, pixel prick!!!!

[delilurm45]

@Jman92854 Do us both a favor and get a life!

[lourse132]

Lead footing is fun, and people who drive below 70 mph don't know how to live :D

[lProN00bl]

lol i do the matching speed of other cars to block tailgating assholes all the time lol

[Loziemoo89]

what prog thing do u use 2 make the foamy vidz? :) xx

[Idiocracy4]

Lol dude if someone did the same thing to you as you would do to them, ud be pissed just sayn misteh foamy

[connor1687]

YOUR MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER NOT TRY WHAT FOAMY said at 0:28 or i will throw a hammer at your wind shelds !!!!

[BlazingCrescent]

@connor1687

Then learn how to drive properly.

[dvlsnvrcry432]

i dont drive and i still get pissed when ppl do things like what Foamy's saying

[phontex]

You know, doing this should be LEAGAL in all states. I meen driving through town with your brights on is illegal. And since bright light can blind people, wouldn't throwing hammers and shooting out lights of the asshole behind you be considered self defense?

[evilkittymewmew]

@phontex In some insane way, that makes sense.

Holy shit, Foamy's a Koopa Troopa