Inside Google Translate

[TheMCAtTube]

google why you did change the channel from my brother he hate it how you can do that wit out asking like you want have the oder channel back

[TheVarmari]

איר איבערגעזעצט, האט ניט איר? הור!

[moover123]

"men are men and men are cleaning the house" is translated into the german "Männer sind Männer und Frauen sind die Reinigung des Hauses" what means "men are men and women are cleaning the house". And there are much more bugs like them.

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

Shoot. I told some Korean Girl "WELCOME" in Korean and she understood that.

[nintylite]

at school we've been told that you should only translate words, not documents/sentences because computers don't take notice of language rules i.e backwards scentences and phrases in welsh

[MarcusMarulus]

Google translator sucks.

It translates "chaos" to croatian "haos", but that's in serbian. In croatian is "kaos". Any MANY MANY other wrong words.

I expected more professionality from google... -.-

[ianpark2121]

They already confess it google scans all webpages even those who are private so that means google does not really care our privacy

[nelandquinten]

This got me to pass French class! All the homework assignments, too!! Didn't need to do shit. Thanks Google Translate!

[cathalibm1]

@nelandquinten its not going to help you when u finally arrive in a french speaking country!

[ForgottenRomantic]

@nelandquinten Just curious. Why did you take the class in the first place?

[Ankhyl]

However, translate mobile is much more worse than the web application, and doesn't give you alternatives, just one result..

[MultiAhyoung]

I use it often for Spanish or Portuguese and it really helps!

[alfatihhamad]

beware of google translate . It could be hilarious. It is safe , though , to translate a single word at a time . beyond that (specially in Arabic) you call the language ambulance before trying.

[alfatihhamad]

beware of google translate . It could be hilarious. It is safe , though , to translate a single word at a time

[shafiqul1970]

bdadult.globally.com

[Crisel15]

I don't know why Arabic doesn't have phonetic readings in GT. :(

[izelxx1]

I use it to translate Arabic and it gets most things but it does get weird when people write poetry.

[the49bus]

im going to learn chinese with google translate

[deoriko59]

please put hebraw voice translate!!!

[cupcakelovehamster]

brilliant great idea

[asgerpersson]

Jaa! Dansk er det eneste sprog med en annotering!

[mrfoxtalbot]

1:49 is a perfect translation for the Spanish term "Chapuza".

[cityraildude]

Oh, and braille

[cityraildude]

How do you suggest languages?

I have manny:Classical Greek, New Testiment Greek, Modern Greek (with many accsents, called politonici in Greek), Klingon and Elvish

[MyBarghouti]

try translating " I NEED YOU " from English to Arabic then copy translated sentence and translate it in englsih once again

it would say "& i don't need you " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fu@k with you

[WesleyMLincoln]

@MyBarghouti - If you had watched and understood the video you would understand why. It's based on patterns - it's not a human translating your text :)

[SRTVM]

A WORD OF CAUTION FROM YOUR HIGH SCHOOL LANGUAGE TEACHER: We can know when you use Google Translate, it's awful and it'll always show on your work. Better to use your brain and the skill you're learning in class! ....Mr. G. :)

[skepticalsight]

@SRTVM It would be much better for society in general if teacher's would instruct kids how to think skeptically and critically, otherwise all we have is a bunch of kids who speak nonsense in multiple languages, thanks to people like you! 

[whereisantonioDOTcom]

Can you give us proves?

[PotadoTomado]

Cool stuff. I think Clever Bot uses a very similar technique, the only problem is getting all that input.

[Superscriptor]

Language is a human invention, it is designed by and for our brains

A computer will never ever have perfect language (translating) skills unless it has a human mind full of human experience.

[Viterkim]

@Superscriptor In some years it can indeed translate perfectly just wait.

[PainIsParty]

Thank god the google translation is so horrible, otherwise it would be pointless for me to become a trained translator ;)

[SteveLavv]

Somewhat undermines google's power of translation when they misspell "Dansk"!

[PPVEvents]

No wonder the translator never translates it properly. WHY DON'T YOU HIGHER ELVES INSTEAD!

[LucaSantos16]

Google failing at 1:50? Google? O.O

[MrSkinnyBill]

lol at the spelling fail at 1:50... nice to cover with an annotation :)

anyway, nice job with the video, and i never knew Google Translate worked like that. great job and keep going :)

[winter32842]

Google translate everything for 3 million people (Macedonian language) and language that no one speak (Latin) but they can not translate for Bengali (language of 230 million people, 6th most spoken language in the world). Google is kicking us in our rear end and saying you guys are not humans, so do not count.

[LthanReputable]

Google is so fucking smart. I can't get enough. I would give myself to Google.

[TheDarkZoren]

google translate dose not work for 5 people

[aLyZa522]

google translate always has a wrong grammar...

[MrJiraiyaSage]

"... and all of it happen in a blink of an eye" ..WOW

[jericoTAN]

nosebleed

[JABBAzaola]

Ohhhhhhhhh o_O . I don't get it -.-'

[GaolisVideoLog]

@JABBAzaola Di mahirap iyan. Ahm.. Bale, kung nag-aaral ka ng bagong wika kailangan mo muna ng mga salita, palatuntunan at kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng mga ibat-ibang syntax at semantics. Ginagaya ang google ang utak ng mga sanggol. Naghahanap siya ng mga rules at schematics at nagbubuo ng mga theory tungkol sa mga wika. Unti-unti lumalaki ang pagkakaalam nya tungkol sa mga wika at nagiging matulis ang pagsalinan nya. Kaya kung madalas mong ginagami yan, gumagaling na gumagaling xa. Gets mo ba?

[kadayori12]

try to imagine if your brain is just like that!

[Superscriptor]

@kadayori12 it IS like that actually

computers are a million times dumber when it comes to languages

Thank god these stupid autotranslators fail so hard, because I want to become a translator ^^

[JasonTebbe]

Outasych - That already exists. It's called Google translate for Android.

[eah2119]

OMFG! THE COMPUTERS ARE LEARNING BY THEMSELVES!!! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!!!!! GOOGLE IS SKYNET!!!! JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE OVER!!!!! (YES, I KNOW I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON!!!)

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@eah2119 GOOGLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11  WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!! but i still love them and use Chrome lolololololololololol

[OutaSynch]

What Google needs to do is to market a pocket calculator-sized translator based on this program. Google translate is freaking amazing! I speak 2 languages and its translation of one to the other is deadly accurate every time. It's almost spooky. I'd never seen anything like it before. Such a calculator would take off like an iphone all over the world if it could translate, read and speak the major languages the way google translate can.

[heshamsafi]

its more than just "pretty cool" :-) love it!

[smatts123]

slightly ironic that they spelt 'dansk' wrong. LOL

[michai333]

@smatts123 Of course you mean, "they "spelled" it wrong".... If your going to troll don't be an idiot.

[TrophicFault]

@michai333 Spelt is real word.

[guilherme555100]

o google tradutor é o melhor tradutor da internet! google translator is the best translator of the internet! 谷歌翻译是网上最好的翻译！Googleの翻訳は、インターネッ­トの最高の翻訳者です！مترجم جوجل هو أفضل مترجم من الانترنت! Google Translator ist der beste Übersetzer des Internets! traductor de google es el mejor traductor de la Internet! Google Translator является лучшим переводчиком в интернете!

[1DanniiBoii6]

1:10 look sick :D

[sonicspeed011]

translate

Justin Bieber sẽ bao giờ đến tuổi dậy thì

to English

[alphagatorlol]

@sonicspeed011 LOL Justin Bieber will never reach puberty :P

[Bugstomper2]

In ****** it meant peace. But in ******* it was a cause for war. So both sides nuked each other. I hope this isn't happening any time soon, LOL!

[monoham1]

i wonder if it takes in crowd sourced translations of everyday netspeak which evolves by the day

its like the problem of asimovs financial computer that could calculate the effect everything had on everything except what its own existance did to that

[fottry55i6]

lol danske

[LORIYYLEE]

Hnju

[kingandreas9]

DANISH

[kingandreas9]

I-heart-football????

[thelworldmyworld]

@kingandreas9 I LOVE football?

[kingandreas9]

@thelworldmyworld hehe okay, it was just a joke;)

[ig1g]

Muito legal essa maneira que o Google traduz as coisas

Traduzido por Google tradutor

Translating into English... Very cool that way Google translates things

Translated by Google Translator

[IGreenZz]

Ok, now I go to watch hentai....

[abdulrahman773]

احبك ياقوقل .. انتي الافضل ياقوقل

i love you google .. google is the best

我愛谷歌..谷歌它是最好的

i love google .. Google è il migliore

Ich liebe google .. Google ist die beste

me encanta google .. Google es el mejor

Я люблю Google .. Google это лучший

i love google .. google c'est le meilleur

[monoham1]

@abdulrahman773

i typed in احبك ياقوقل .. انتي الافضل ياقوقل

and it asked me

did you mean: احبك يا قوقل .. انت الافضل يا قوق

which came out right!

[abdulrahman773]

@monoham1 احبك ياقوقل .. انت الافضل ياقوقل

[monoham1]

@abdulrahman773 جوجل المدقع جميلة - yeh...

[TheWhiteDreamsOfLife]

i cant believe google messed up dansk"E". this video must have been watched like 1000 times before they deemed it worthy to release to the public and noone caught that. FAIL

[bh3ader]

Who else blinked when he said "at the blink of an eye" ?

[hellrazor117]

computers are learning????? and so the apocalypse begins.....

[tmold16]

EPIC FAIL!! DANSK = DANSKE

[jawneey]

@tmold16 Google isn't perfect you douche. They're just people as regular as the next guy.

[abobeck]

I love Google translate because of the Auto-detect language, instant translate, and simple interface.

[descendent6667]

this is 20 times better than babelfish which just translates word by word, this does it with proper grammar

[pillaludemus]

yep. pretty cool.

[saggster20]

pretty cool, i must admit

[zenimus]

I ♥ Google.

[Dzierzhanowski]

Thanks Google.

[pikachuthesquirtle]

i think u should like give it the rules, and the documents. would make it smarter...

and i always use google translate when my cousin sends me an email. I can barely read chinese. even though the translated text sounds really really weird, i can kinda get what it says. :)

[BboyDirtyChopsticks]

oh so its like a carton :P

[XareSoft]

google traduce perfect in limba romana

[kingrose]

That is super scary.

[1mazarel]

Romana la 1:51, tare

Romanian at 1:51, cool

[ocrimocrim7777]

thumbs up if you blinked at 1:15 ("and all of that happens in a blink of an eye")

[declique]

I love the effect from 2:19 :D

[Mus4b007]

I truly love Google translate, I wish I can go a date with it

[kumisberatjoen]

terimakasih

[JAHKAMREN]

I wouldnt be surprised if google made a translater for google tv so that when i see a show with a language i dont understand it will traslate it in audio.. it wont be perfectly in sync maybe 1 second delay but it will still be advanced and cool!!! go google!! im your number 1 fan! =D

[2000benedikt]

dejligt med dansk undertekst

[alexvat1995]

holy crap!!!

the new terminator

[EmmyBea]

Google translate is the best! I was wondering how your translations got 2 b so much better than other translating websites...

Did you know that on google translate, if you type in "James Bond" on an English to Chinese translation, it comes up with "007". Try it! It really works!!

[MadCowMartin]

I avoided translation sites for a long time. I still pictured them coming up with the weirdest phrases because of too literal translations. But that was 10 years ago with babelfish and such. I used Google translate today and I was stunned to see how accurate it was. I translated a page myself for like half an hour and at the end used Google translate for one phrase. It was really accurate and I wondered how it would translate the whole page, conclusion: I wasted at least 25 minutes of my time!

[haRT3r]

my PC lags like hell when watching this video. damn.

[ADMIRAL2012]

i like Google Translate very match ....

i love u Google ... really i am ...

[computerprogramer1]

all the translations are in accurate!

[nirvan5a]

my Spanish teacher said translators work smart as how programmer programmed but this proves Google is not do that. Google is smarter.

[babun0ir]

Pretty cool, but whenever someone translates something into Korean or out of it.... it sounds retarded as fk. O____O

[ohtheplacesyoullgo29]

romana yeee

[AngusT07171]

Damn it Google, only you and a select few can be this inovated

[thedarkone123123]

LIES! SHOW THE WORLD THE ELVES!

[music47jazz]

@thedarkone123123 It is possible for computers to translate that way.

[1schwererziehbar1]

google translate works very well.

[Vercgat]

@peterhejlejensen Fail by google :D how can they do good translations when even humans fail to translate?

[marcell01986]

por isso que eu sou apaixonado por estatística....

modelos que se corrigem sozinhos, redes neurais...

Buscando sempre padrões com ferramentas poderosas de mining...

parabéns!!

[kinou85160]

Pourquoi cette VIDEO n'est elle pas traduite en français ? 

[frustadomor]

so, there are no Elf at all

[TheDukbranco]

A Google vai dominar o Mundo!!!!!!!!!rsrssrsr

[utgfilms]

Cool

[DeathAnq3l]

The guy talking sounds like Tejb from Machinima.

[lapinskicho]

It doesn't make any sense to me... that's why Google translate sucks!

[ahtnos]

Computer heart cake? No, don't trust the translations. The cake is a lie!

[SpikeTheSpiker]

Google one step closer to taking over the world. Now in french

[splike360]

Google translate does my french homework for me.

[twinsie128970]

@Boghyon I had too using Chrome

[KLiL89]

Skynet is out there. Run to the hills!!!

[msilvestro93]

Wow! Translating this way is really cool - I never thought it worked like that!

[dietzzzzz]

@msilvestro93

"worked"? did you ever used "google translate" - mostly there is just coming out weird nonsence.

[fyfaen1000]

why my computer crash when i watch this video?

[andrisenpai]

@fyfaen1000 yes, so do I

[gebruikersnaam999999]

@fyfaen1000 strange. Same problem

[mhaidarhanif]

The new Google Translate features are better than ever!