Jake and Amir: Couples Therapist 2

[Ancientsun88]

"when you talk it's like little people throwing up in my head"

[LeinsterLedge]

He reminds me so much of Andrew Garfield

[Ensw52]

ToDaaFACE PWNED pHappyfeet!!!!

[nash100g]

Jean-Ralphio!!!

[DistressedDamsel79]

"What's your favorite food on three, 1,2,3..."

Amir:"4,5,6"

Jake: "SALAD"

[SeanTheDude2020]

did they end with a homo threesome

[HellClaw75]

"He bit me!" XDDDDDD

[Quintenmoulson]

ben slowly starts to hate amir as this episode goes on

[paramorepokefreak]

I love Amir :D

[MultiDukeman]

who wants to drown amir in shallow water?

[MaxElsteinK]

schwartzy bone

[HeyGuysNateHere]

Did they mean to have the laptop fly? haha

[TQOMify]

"Don't motorboat him!!" Amir is so weird, I love him.

[PlainWhiteTGrl]

"just shutup! Its like evry time you talk, little people are throwing up in my head!!" LMFAO

[MontyMiller1]

"Don't motorboat him!"

[toy741life]

0:44 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!

[GabePani]

How shocked jake sounds! "On your lap?!"

[swimteamizzle1114]

Whose favorite food is salad? Honestly.

[BreakwaterAvenue]

@swimteamizzle1114 I'm a fan of caesar salad.

[abrakajingleberries]

poor amir lol

[hotgirlsarehot]

Jake, uh, can you come into the Rick-y office?

LOL

[gavin10592]

amir's gay? i'm lost.

[0207rayray]

Lolz

[SOSspecialdlover]

0:45 i had a heart attack

[ajpwarrior]

Lolz

[m4shir0]

amir's clueless about laptops..no wonder he got a macbook

[chechcruz93]

thumbs up if you noticed the Pac Man eating the ghost on the marker board!

[Bookgrl98]

Lmao

[brendonleblanc96]

Bone thugs!!!!!

[0Kyron0]

never noticed these befo

[huyhahop]

wow that went as planned

[MyCloud14]

Don't you love motorboating

[bloodhorde]

LOL he was singing the crossroads by bone thugs xD

[LuxConcordiae]

@awsome9667 *thumbs up*

UMAD?

[GetSumNutz]

-Get to video

-See Ben Schwartz

-Pause video

-Like and favourite

-Resume

[MyAwsomesause]

@GetSumNutz Go to pervios video, sees the comment hasnt been posted, post it the the next cdeo

[mangopearandapples]

@awsome9667 .... you got top comment! :D *thumbs up*

[pimpin02jack]

episode #69;D

[clairecardona]

Eww he bit me! xD

[brendonbrandao]

skip adds 0:00

[AviatorRaptor3]

@awsome9667 Fuck you

[BoricuaChick1203]

:L i cant stop laughing

[DethFan1]

@awsome9667 You're jizzed words are so true.

[CptValeria]

@DethFan1 *your

[FaQPloxZoR]

0:43-0:45

[Espeo92]

@awsome9667 you forgot that saying "don't thumbs this up" will cause people to thumbs it up

[samber122]

1:07, literally a train wreck

[LeoCassidyIsMyLove]

He just bit me!

[zainbaozen]

@awsome9667 in soviet russia, horniness releases YOU.

[pnujra]

your fuckin kidding me... an ad in the middle of the video!!!!!

[abdinoor13]

@awsome9667 Awkwardly enough i just masturbated about 4 min. ago..

[THETYZONE]

@abdinoor13 thats silly

[TheVeedubb]

SHUT UP! LISTEN! OKAY! WHEN YOU TALK ITS LIKE LITTLE PEOPLE THROWING UP IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

[MetallicaLuv]

this is more like it. mean jake.

[webcam224]

@awsome9667 You knew you would get the top comment by writing that

[babyinblack]

Shwartz was too normal in this!

[174706alex]

id love to see bloopers on this

[faiello19]

@174706alex there are bloopers and there in the related videos

[DethFan1]

@174706alex If you're gonna comment twice, just comment once. If you're gonna comment twice, just comment once.

[TJankris]

@awsome9667 Huh wut so you like Master Bates to Psycho the Rapist?

[iheartgoldblum]

Meet me at the crossroads, you know I miss my uncle charles...

[dianeloveslavida]

1)" when you talk it's like little people throwing up in my head."

2) wow, i really should be studying and instead i'm watching this.

3) please give me top comment!!!!! :D

[theblackoutofficial]

press 5 for ambulance

[iseebreen]

Hahaha. Jean-Ralphio.

[EricWCairns]

episode 69..... :)

[JimmyLawrenson]

If its got ben shwartz you know its good

[RapVirtuoso]

He isn't Ricky -_- He doesn't work there in the Jake and Amir series. Ricky is the name of their boss and it was supposed to be a trick to get him to come like an intervention

[mcarrejola81]

more more ricki please

[tomfoolery58]

thumbs up for ben schwartz's name on the whiteborad.

[xHunterOfAngelsX]

he bit him :P

[DeathCoreBrii]

Press 3 for the call of the Sea lion

[DeathCoreBrii]

hahahahha 0:43

[nflpiano]

the motorboat always works!

[RatKeeperDude]

Isn't "Jumper" Jake's favorite movie?

[drymartini2olives]

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOOUUSSHHHH!

[DaniFlakes]

The dating Coach/Therapist is super cute. lol

[DaniFlakes]

Darn you Jake and Amir! i have homework!!

[amari9]

"OK! LISTEN! WHEN YOU TALK, IT'S LIKE LITTLE PEOPLE THROWING UP IN MY HEAD!" Wow... First time I heard of that. XD

[mxw737]

Apparently there is a new way to fight flakes

[LazorBearz]

Salad?Really? What a pussy..

[CptValeria]

@LazorBearz He was in the military. He's a real pussy, ain't he?

[StrongIntelligent]

On the whiteboard "Chris Gethard, Jon Gabrus, Ben Schwartz, Pete Holmes, GOLDBERG"

[willbawesome123]

aww no hilarious laugh

[titsmcgee23606]

I lol'd so hard when the laptop flew off the desk.

[SurgeonArmy]

Therapist therapist theeerrapist theeee rrrapist the rapist... OMYGOSH!!!!!!!!!

[XxUnknownkillax]

end this sessishon like i end every sessishon

[glewisguy]

[Define subject of comment] [Request for thumbs based on parameter] [parameter] [end comment]

[27RandomMaxx]

any one else hear someone say OW! at 1:30

[WRAIT94]

I think maybe you guys need a couples counselor.

[12AnimeL0ver11]

I wish people wouldn't fight over a comment! People shouldn't do it because it's a waste of time! GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING STUPID!

[starwarsgeek2010]

I love it when two people argue on youtube

[AeroKiid8797]

this shit went horribly wrong lmao

[Jennanenna09]

LOLOL jake at the end "Ew ew ew EW EW!!! DONT MOTORBOAT ME!!!"

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

lol at 1:24 you can see the girl in the background is on facebook

[Sawzigg]

The laugh IMF hahahahah

[studentsonyaaaag]

bwahahahha "when you talk its like little people throwing up in my head" im going to say that to everyone i know....including my mom..

[altairPWK]

I lovee the part when Ben & Amir sing different songs. lol stuck in the middle with yoush. XD Ben's cute too! <3

[iDirtyDianaX]

salad xD whatta douche lol

[CaptainSuspenders]

It's kind of sad, really. :/

[nevershoutkayxx]

Did anybody else notice "Particularly Angry Pac Man" in the background?

[altairPWK]

@nevershoutkayxx lol now I did! XDD

[lol960]

0:43 - 0:48

LMFAO . I laugh EVERY time

[cleorkzths]

0:43 hhahahah



[tombkreeper3]

I still think that the best parts of these videos are the intros.

[Meltedpotato323]

Lol he bit me!

[MrDirrtyg]

whatch high times editourial for more ben

[RonniiV]

Actually Jake's favorite movie is "The Shawshank Redemption".

[ThePortalofawesome]

Amir is messed up

[TheBlondeNation]

The people that say this is boring, watch Part 1

[TheBlondeNation]

Funniest one yet!!!!!!!

[JonnyboyFromJAR]

Horabley horabley wrong

[AgentCarter]

how is this funny

[HermioneTPR]

I said 'just one more Jake and Amir' like ten episodes ago..

[JLynxton]

"When you talk, it's like little people throwing up in my head." Awesome.

[XxUnknownkillax]

press 8 repeatedly

[GoAtMoNkY1]

did anyone else noice that they switched seats from the last video?

[DougRenfrow]

Are they really like this?

[ergazoobi]

@DougRenfrow not at all, i saw them live and met them backstage, theyre actually the best friends ever. really nice guys, too

[Slapshot595]

Press 5. YOU GUYS ARE SINGING DIFFERENT SONGS

[crabcakes83]

that guy was singing crossroads by btnh!!! awesome!

[BadriO888]

CAN YOU MEET ME HALFWAY. Right up the hahaha

[ory1994]

Press 3 over and over

[lettertree11]

I felt bad for Amir, his fantasy ended so well but in reality he ended up looking like a total freak!

[lettertree11]

I want them all singing stuck in the middle wiyh yoush on my iPod so bad!

[lettertree11]

I want them all singing stuck in the middle wiyh yoush on my iPod so bad!

[Japansparkey117]

HOLD 8!!!!!

[drekken88]

69th video on the playlist :D

[99gab]

ow god jake's annoying.

[starkiller1289]

reality is so much better Amir's disterbed imagination isn't

[punknap]

And im gonna miss err body.

[dns619x]

press 3 for the Seagull!

[TtotheYinthemorning]

@Cpapa18 i dont think im a douche, but salad is one of my favs. You can get salad in alot of varieties

[masteramp94]

"when you talk its like little people throwing up in my head"

[MerchantOfMenace1]

I love how amir tries to do the laugh

[rayraylala100]

Big A-mir lol

[Okram49]

Press 3 to have an endless laughing fit xD

[Cpapa18]

who's favorite food is "salad"?

jake is kind of a douche sometimes

[kenmarr0w]

this is so fuckin boring

[ADAMLAMBERTGLITTERZ]

They are meant to be together. They just don't kno it yet ;)

[MrDaniel35]

The Amir laugh was the best part

[tjr0cks]

I would love an hour long episode of this....

[dylanlaforce18]

If someone like Amir worked at the same place I did, I would quit and change my name, maybe move to another state just to be safe.

[idredman]

i love how amir's fantasy is the complete opposite of the real thing.

[TomahawkGlory]

Anyone else see Pacman on the whiteboard in the background?

[khurgya]

i was in complete shock throughout the video... THE LAPTOP!

[ToDaaFACE]

Thanks for the quotes guys ,cus i obviously couldn't hear the video on my own

[ydnewwhite]

@ToDaaFACE well, you know youtubers. Always here to help

[pHappyfeet]

@ToDaaFACE they're referencing to a line they thought was really funny, dickhead. that's sort of what "comments" are for.

[ToDaaFACE]

@pHappyfeet ok "Happy Feet" how bout u go dance ur happy little ass somewhere else ya faggit

[pHappyfeet]

@ToDaaFACE u mad :)

[ToDaaFACE]

@pHappyfeet u fag :)

[pHappyfeet]

@ToDaaFACE you must be a little kid im gonna leave you alone.

[ToDaaFACE]

@pHappyfeet smart move pussy

[pHappyfeet]

@ToDaaFACE Stop acting tough over the internet, unless you live anywhere near Philly im not gonna take this dispute any further.

[ToDaaFACE]

@pHappyfeet take it any further, what are u gunna do fight me? over youtube? u got issues bro. Im sorry for arguing with a mentally handicapped person

[pHappyfeet]

@ToDaaFACE look whose the pussy now, like i said, you can never act tough over the internet.

[ToDaaFACE]

@pHappyfeet what are you talking about, being a pussy? im being logical and ur being a child and hypocritical. u say im acting tough yet u are the one who wants to fight over nothing. u call me a dickhead when all i did was state my opinion and 189 people agreed with me. So how bout u grow up and let it go.

[pHappyfeet]

@ToDaaFACE meh! your still a dickhead, and i wasn't being serious, i was proving my point that you cant act tough over the internet. besides, i was the first to try to end the argument but then you had to go and call me a pussy from the safety of your computer, i could not stay quite after that.

[ToDaaFACE]

@pHappyfeet u called me a dick head for no reason, im not the one trying to be tough, u are. u had no reason. if u just say nothing after this it will be over.

[Sreeve94]

"you just bit me!"

[ownagemunky]

This worked a lot better in theory

[goodnicefoot]

"Big breakthrough, big beakthrough, brig beakthrough" xD

I love that ending

[reach831]

Uhm well that was akaward uhm ithink imma go now? ._.

[Madmanmattox]

lmfao dont motor boat him! My hats off to you guys

[XXXninja0Z]

Amir's dad saw this, and guess what? HE FRICKIN MOVED!

[ZacEffron]

@XXXninja0Z umm thats kinda getting really old now.

[magbig1]

lol. Did he just say what their job is ?

[8Maik]

Finally they crushed an Apple computer !

[MaxCool858]

"Eww he bite me!"