Tom Green's Best Story Ever

[Dibrini]

I had the same experience after I saw "Freddy Got Fingered."

[thatsfornoobs]

his power level must have been OVER 9000!

[BloodskullMannoroth]

Tom Green's best story'll be when he dies.

[Boogie1996]

if he never died he should have done a movie with zach galifinakis that would have hilarious

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

@Boogie1996 tom green isn't dead..

[Boogie1996]

@equallyeasilyfuqyou thank you someone awhile ago told me he died from his cancer

[treeware]

@Boogie1996 That, sir, would be comedy gold.

[SugarSigur]

@Drahgoon oh no. (?)

[DizzyDior12]

Lol, "See? Under these birds? I almost died."

[Tuhrbo]

This guy sounds like a down syndrome'd Zach Gilafanakis

[MrShmit11]

@Tuhrbo

no zach galafankis sounds like up syndromed Tom Green

[gootch420]

"...and I went to the bathroom to die" so funny

[th3planetsghost]

more I say!

[scuad89]

What the hell is he doing xD

I realy like him as an actor,but this kills it :p

[Giodamus]

This dudes hilarious! A clever retard he is!

[NeuroHead]

The way he talks is so stupid =)

"i had a string , and i threw the string in the water"

"i almost died right there ..see,under those birds"

[jameyd420]

lol your tom green and thats your best story... talk about one of your bits is better than that lol

[JustaPersonNotaLabel]

Is he for real?

[SuperMonaden]

most annoying intro. ever.

[00Billy]

@SuperMonaden

wait for whats coming....tom greens an idiot apparently

[spearlsss]

that was funny

[00Billy]

tom forgot how to tell a joke....

Should've told the story about how he married Drew..

[thehegarty87]

tuna 

[BDN005]

worst fucking intro ever!!!!!!

[stfun00blulz]

i wanna get high with him.

[Goldenboyoro]

I loive you tom

[DevastatedX]

laugh track the hell

[uwopimp]

@DevastatedX it's not a laugh track..the show is "the hour" and it's filmed in front of a live audience...this is a segment within the show

[yeah10000000000000]

@uwopimp that is a laugh track! probably added in by the hour! that was filmed at tom's house! tom had george on his show, which is at tom's house!

[nicholeinreallife]

He always sounds as though he's just making up absolutely fake stories. hahah love it.

So dramatic!

<3

[djuforeo]

a laugh track? really? lol

[equalcharliebrown]

if you think 83 bucks is gunna make me want to use your service, you are seriously mistaken.

[WILLUSUBSCRIBE]

.............................

[armydoc115]

hahaha Tom Green is fuckin hilarious!

[xyzzy40]

I've finally found .... the worst story ever. Do a barrel roll, Tom. It's more entertaining when you act not-angry.

[archer1558]

HOLA! lol

[vanderbiltsax]

the funny thing to me is that this is pretty close to one of my dad's stories where he almost died. weird.

[CanaanIsSnazy]

I saw the the title of this video, and i thought it met he was DEAD. but hes not :\ ohhh well, a boy can dreammm

[jord105]

hahahahahaha this actually happened to me except i was in africa and i was smoking a joint on the rocks, lol and the wave was about 15 feet high,

[TheCasualMafia]

Daddy would you like some sausage! Daddy would you like some fishy!

[28MORRISSEY]

YOU SUCK.... TOM GREEN....

[KwiatkCD76]

I dunno man, I think Les Stroud's Best story ever takes it. Close though!

[Rousseaucon1]

Cool story, bro

[Rousseaucon1]

Cool story, bro

[flectz]

do a barrel roll

[spentronic]

that was a great story i just wish it had a hook or a punch at the end

[scheiSSkind77]

I got a story.

It was saturday afternon, and me and my friends were chilling at the skatepark. all of the suddon tom green came and we killed him.

[THIRTEENTWO]

Your story sucks.

[mikeyaaa]

it really sucks

[rickballance]

What the... 20 sec. commercials before the youtube clip?

You gotta be shitting me - the hell with you!

[GeneralSquirtle]

go download adblock plus for firefox if u use it then u wont see any ads or have to watch those commercials

[imunchbutts]

@rickballance Thank google for buying youtube!

[RedStarRogue]

@rickballance Yeah i know it pisses me off too. We already have enough ads online thrown at us.

[centuriesoftorment]

@rickballance you know if you hit the refresh button on your browser they will go away.

[freshprinceofbalham]

@rickballance refresh most of the time it takes them away

[Forthias]

@rickballance for the iphone, no less...

[SbDunkDude]

@rickballance f5 to Skip :D

[cyberindigenous]

@rickballance You get commercials? I am jealous. I use Firefox with addons that do not permit me to enjoy distractions.

[madman6000]

@rickballance Thank fuck for adblock plus

[Drahgoon]

@rickballance commercials are awesome they make people moner. GET A JOB you cominist.

[SugarSigur]

@Drahgoon learn how to spell first.

[Drahgoon]

@SugarSigur oh on its the grammar police

[sleepdeprivation78]

@Drahgoon it's*

[Drahgoon]

@sleepdeprivation78 lol grammar fag

[Seedr0]

@Drahgoon grammer fag*

[Drahgoon]

@Seedr0 lol gramtard

[sleepdeprivation78]

@Seedr0 grammar*

[popolynn2]

@rickballance

add blocker plus + firefox

do it now faggot

[musicfanatic6790]

Is this what he experienced or is it just made up?

[CallMeBionic]

made up probably XD

[musicfanatic6790]

He is crazy enough for that, but i must say in the past he was more funny, nowadays he doesn't have a TV programme anymore and he works on internet now, and he isnt crazy like he was anymore, on his new show he is (very) serious

[RappaTui]

:D I feel sort of sorry for Tom the way is always pranked by 4Chan

[rmoughli]

did you feel sorry for all the people he pranked in order to get his career going? I dont think so.

[ozwick14]

I think you mean ebaums world.

[rockemsockemnicole]

He's balding. :(

[skydark]

So am I and I'm 25. Being a guy isn't easy.

[mopar928]

same here, im only 22

[FuckingStanz]

im 24 and i have a full thick head of hair

enjoy :)

[magefrench1]

omfg i hate the beginning part >=(

[Jamiesyme999]

stormchaser i know was on some beachrocks during a widstorm , broke his foot when a wave made him loose his footing

[CrankItEveryDay]

Cool story bro.

[contents7]

i laughed, 2,000 feet huh? haha.

[Supersniper47]

Cool story bro.

[spkusmc]

thank you tom green for reminding me that tom green isnt funny

[mccaslin7575]

I didn't like it Tom. You've wasted my time, and i'm very angry for that. I must now break out my Ouija Board and wish bad things upon you. I'll show you TOM!!!! =)

[kiikasi]

When you green out (Essentially a bad weed trip. Lots of throwing up and being really scared) 15 minutes feels like 15 days! One joint of some sticky icky icky icky! A normal joint fucked me up soo bad! The most potent weed I have ever encountered. I still cringe thinking back to last Monday... That's my story right there.

[HealingVibrations]

warm oatmeal is a good cure for this type of sickness

[boomkablamo]

weed has never made me throw up :\

[andresblazeit420]

ive seen it happen 3 times

[boomkablamo]

there were probably other factors involved other than JUST the weed. maybe they were drinking or ate too much or something. everyone's different, so i might be wrong, but that's just my experience.

[andresblazeit420]

one of my friends was hung over and the weed made him cough which brought some food back up, my other friend (who it happened to twice) had just finished eating and the same thing happened to him.

[boomkablamo]

damn. well, sucks for them haha. that shit's never made me throw up.

[HeavyD77712]

i would have laughed so damn hard

[noskcirettam]

wow if there was no laugh track i'd die of deafness! lol really

[smirko]

he cant be funny without a script

[kiikasi]

He must be a very very good actor then. It seemed like improv based on a loose general idea. It's tough to act without dead giveaways. But if you watch the wave part, it seems like he's sorting out what will happen next in the story. It really doesn't seem right if he used a solid script. It just doesn't man...

[smirko]

whatever mang, hes still not funny without a script

[RunningP123456]

he barely ever has a script...

[GiberishElf]

CHICKEN SANTWHEDGES!!!!!

[Supersniper47]

Cool story bro

[101Lyall101]

i feel sorry for him because people where laughing before he had told the story... how soul destroying is that....british

[GenericSkink]

British? Tom greens canadian..

[FreedomWorkss]

2... 2,000 feet LOL!

[eastcoasterner]

i like tuna, its fun to eat. people shouldn't ridicule tuna because its a person too. stop the hate on of tuna!!! jeez

[Fonderplague]

How is it unbelievable....happens all the fuckin time. No wonder you're getting dugg down. He took a boring story and made it funnier.

You're such a tool.

[Skindoggiedog]

I like the fact that you spent the time watching it :)

[elijahcrigger]

This is not his crazyist story!iv seen crazyer shit on his show!

[XxJeSsIcAxGxX]

haha! that was really funny!!

:| HOLAA! lmao!!!

[nailgun63]

true or fal(s)e?

[salcamarano]

you suck

[ElPeruanoUFO]

hey am gonna mak eit

[TheOffspringFan12]

not with that grammar

[darkeyce02]

loser

[nuffaction]

Your handle says it all.... Offspring... u faggot! LOL

[emsyblake]

'Holaaaa'

and i walked into the bathroom to die.

:D

Hahahaha.

[buttercupcake27]

hey Tom Green remember when you had your parents house with that statue hahahahha lol sooo funny man.

[amanda900]

you can totally tell his making it all up as he goes!!!!

[Staydol]

unfortunately, this is actually a true story. then, when he got back to the States, he broke his ankle doing a skateboard trick. The guy is kind of accident-prone!

[Sabored]

that's his craziest story, not his best

[MarineLatrine]

and i walked into the bathroom to die

 =*(

[Lz60s]

Tom green is hot

[burf69]

So many people criticize this guy. He's FUNNY. Don't worry about it.

[BathingGorillas]

why would everyone laugh when he talks about his near death experience?

[GRRAB]

because half the time he sounds like he's full of shit

[Zejex15]

the humankind strive for more. He survived a near death expirience? Why would it be a problem to talk about it after ? he survived !

Its like why does none do somthing for the africans, because we just wtrive for getting more money, and safety.

[c0linaf]

2:42

[chaserooo123]

THIS IS SPARTA

[revick]

the best bullshitter in the biz folks!

[mobertmoon]

he was really funny when he had both balls.

[mezol1zee]

i almost died right there..under those birds..so i picked myself up..HAHAH

[Hgirl4011]

Are these stories true? Don't say i'm stupid for asking, please.

[lila0o]

i don't know,some of them sound pretty unrealistic.Who knows? There fun to hear though.

[tziganubarbu]

u are stupid

[scarygary5678]

you're stupid for asking.

[nightmare1990x]

are you fucking serious! are you retarted

[Nimnoms]

I used to like Tom Green quite a lot. He was quite avant=garde for his day. It's hard to appreciate it now though, because he just looks like everyone else.

[vanceoliver]

No everyone else looks like him now..

[hootyhaha]

I love Tom Green. I wish he was still pranking people. He was REAL unlike the other prank shows.

[PrinceScumBag]

tom green is great. now and then, always hilarious.

[RobertZoslo]

ale zle tom wyglada..

[forsakensamael]

he was trying to help it lol

[elephantpuke]

Not exactly, but he did jerk off a horse once...

[hootyhaha]

Elphantpuke, you're a liar too.

[elephantpuke]

Watch Freddy Got Fingered dumbass.

[hoebagz86]

its a MOVIE lol

[hootyhaha]

No, that was an act.  He just rolled around on it. Don't make up lies, most people remember stuff in the media.

[sharonellis]

Unfunny!

[DjkEat]

even clowns take off their makeup after the circus bro

[rhyscannon10]

he's just not funny. i've thought that since i was 16 and all my mates loved him. just don't get it. mitch hedberg or demetri martin if you want some of the funniest guys alive. someone back me up please!!

[thetopman15]

i agree he aint that funny, he is sometimes though, which is the same with all comedians, but this was just a waste of time.

[rhyscannon10]

ok you are right. i have seen the very rare side of him that is funny. The Chad from charlies, that was funny. But as a true comedian, he is just not it

[ColtsrCool18]

so your a comedian?

[lsmjcarnegie]

yeah he's not funny at all but Mitch is a legend, the funniest guy ever, cant find much of his stuff on youtube though, and never heard of demetri martin, gotta check him out

[LikesCartoons]

Well yeah hes most likely making it up. I mean cmon a wave 2,000 ft in the air, and then he was knocked back 30 ft off a ledge, onto some volcanic rock? Obviously.. But thats what makes it funny.

[Frantiqe]

Sure it wasn't a 2000 foot wave but he did break 2 ribs...

[dackjaniels555]

wtf.. am i the only one hear that realizes that he's ripping the piss? he probably fell, yeah. but he makes most of it up as he tells it, do you people honestly believe he got hit by a 2000 foot high wave?! but its supposed to be funny, i lol'd hard.

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

sure it wasn't a 2000 foot wave but he did break 2 ribs...

[bunnman]

I thought he went straight to a vehicle or something and drove through the jungle. Never heard about the part with the cleaning lady and shower.

[daddyphatsack]

I LOVE TOM

hes a fuckin national treasure!

[DahNold]

The World needs Tom Green! ... like the guy in Road Trip says: "He is needed for great things on this planet"...

Fuck the haters.

[Quisyfrottesypique]

Couldn`t happen to a nicer guy...

[Psychofunkapus]

Tom is the Bomb.

I'm happy he didn't die.

[papplegrassbracelet]

i gotta say though, i was expecting a better 'best' from tom... you will agree if you remember the original (ottawa)cable show - he has to have some great story about the porn queen he had painted on his dad's car...

[RunningP123456]

lol great old show, gotta love canada

[HYDR0G3Nthemonkey]

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