There is a lot of truth to this! if all you get all day is the same girls, you start to be attracted to them somehow even though you might normally not be. I'm in college and at work and I'm 21, and honestly some of the older women at my work are starting to look pretty hot...
If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!
Hello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coments
this is a really true video...i hate when my standards dwindle because of spending 40 hours in a location where there's a terrible representative cross-section of the female population.
though there is one chick at my workplace that i'd definitely date anyway. but of course she seems to think i'm some freak and never says anything to me despite i've done nothing.
Maybe she just isnt the type of girl who approaches men, go give it a shot. Pound that vag like it's 1999. Think of me when you do it. Go get her tiger.
no she approaches all the guys and talks it up and laughs yadda yadda but not with me. besides i only know she exceeds my physical standards (by quite a long shot) however i don't know her personality much but as far as I can tell it ain't that great.
You can't stick your d!ck in personality. Girls want it as much as guys do, we all are human, we all get urges. Just tell her you have 8'' of man ready to pound her for 45 mins, she won't turn it down. If she does, move onto the next person, doing nothing is the same response as getting a "no"
Eventually you'll get a "yes" and it's all worth while.
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp
Bring back the extended directors cut with 'her gingivitis and halitosis isn't that bad' and 'I kind of think the mailboy looks like a girl'. The segment just isn't as much fun without them. 5 stars BTW.
niicee! that was well done... it just reminds me of how much i really like these charcaters and how much they bring to the table with there plots haha sounds corny but just watch it.
I've been tricked. I thought I was clicking on an Alice in Chains video...
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BearBear312 1 year ago
"im probably gonna blow a dude.." XD
firedup117 1 year ago
"I'm going to blow a dude" LOL Wow
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drhdtexzvds 1 year ago
1:02.. LOL LOVE HIS FACE RIGHT THERE XD
Mistikitten 1 year ago
just love the first part!
Drareg1648 1 year ago
lol first
KuttyKool 1 year ago
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emylleigh 1 year ago
is fucking everyone named mick
alien2350 1 year ago
She is not that pregnant... woopsie
pandaumk3 1 year ago
correct me if im wrong but who gives a damn bout who is first comment not me damn it. love the show
cyandog1000 1 year ago
Greg became Terry for a second.
MrBigwong 1 year ago
hahahahaha the calender says april 2006
TriggersUp4life 2 years ago
First!!! Oh... I'm a little late... crap.
ForceRecon198 2 years ago
400th!
I left the previous comment just so I could be number 400. Wait, I just hit a whole new level of Pathetic, didn't I? Goddamn it.
EpochSounds 2 years ago 2
im about to leave 100 soooo......
fr0stb1te 2 years ago
Love this show!
EpochSounds 2 years ago
I pooped on ur lawn. Hehehehe!
imwustrau 2 years ago
I FREAKING LOVE THIS SHOW!
HisMajestyJahoosa 2 years ago
i don't mean to naive and stupid, but what does saying first mean?
vdiaz123 2 years ago 2
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shadowslayer431 2 years ago
@vdiaz123 dude it means first post. It's what morons do to think their cool.
Masoneter 2 years ago
lol that look was priceless
HandOfQuaid 2 years ago 2
391st comment. Suck on that
wiams321 2 years ago
first hahahahaha
chasecharron1 2 years ago
behind him: congratulations george! charges dropped! XD
Jakobett 2 years ago 27
Greg*
juventino23 2 years ago
oh ya, sorry:)
Jakobett 2 years ago
@Jakobett pretty sure it's 'greg'. Just saying
Masoneter 1 year ago
@Jakobett Greg...his name is Greg, not George. :)
cshoo711 1 year ago
@cshoo711 it totally say greg in the background!
Jakobett 1 year ago
@Jakobett
too bad his name is Greg, dumbass.
UriaHeep08 1 year ago 4
@Jakobett his name is greg
carclain123 7 months ago
Lol Mike.
LoneSniperSG 2 years ago
FIRST!
Kanganguroo 2 years ago 3
lol i love the board in the back
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callmecoach53 2 years ago
OMG I WAS THE 1000th VIEWER!!!! :-DD
Ramsez 2 years ago
Best look ever
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MidnightInkFilms 2 years ago
"I'm probably going to blow a dude" *STARES* lol XD greg is funny
MrTechnoGlitch 2 years ago
your name is mike??
psycho6754 2 years ago
The intro is undoubtedly the best part of this episode. xDD
fortheloveofLDS 2 years ago 3
I like to call it "office hot"
Veiledtruth 2 years ago
"Congrats Greg, charges dropped" in the background haha.
TiborvV 2 years ago 3
HaHAHA i Laughed soo HAAARDD
" i have no respect for them"...
FIRST...FIRST.....FIRST
ahaha lovee uuu guyss =D
TheMiNusX 2 years ago 43
lol behide him says "congrats greg charges dropped"
iTzGiNz 2 years ago
well in that case if you are in a situation like that just put a bag over it and do your buisness
sharkdude129 2 years ago
"i have no respect for them" lol
Ahmidsviper 2 years ago
first to say first today
JPLord1 2 years ago
first!
lololjew 2 years ago
lol
mrohyeah013579 2 years ago
ha, i just checked out the cute girl in the elevator. shes not that cute, but shes cuter than anyone in my office.
russell8472 2 years ago 2
what's mike's whole name?
mattdogg65 2 years ago
pola or some shit
9696miles 2 years ago
It's Mike Ura Stalker.
canihave7dollars 2 years ago
"Ya gotta play the hand you're dealt."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
NorthBayRay 2 years ago 2
the man..
splitemind 2 years ago
FIRST!
vialbite 2 years ago 2
"Congratulations greg, Charges dropped"
on his wall :P
Petter1900 2 years ago
lol greg!!!!
disneymusic92 2 years ago
FIRST!
SUG69SUG 2 years ago
I have no respect for them LOL
Ldgarl1 2 years ago
1:00, best expression ever
inthebasement2112 2 years ago
rip mj
PUMPKINCAM 2 years ago
Mike is the most insincere guy on the planet...it's great!
oldbaldy129 2 years ago 3
your terrible at reading people
blankankle 2 years ago
I was joking.
oldbaldy129 2 years ago
This same thing happens in my school, uck the girls are so ugly.
TheJaxinOrganisation 2 years ago
i really miss the episodes when greg talks to the camera. you never do that anymore /:
lostindisillusion 2 years ago
LMAO
crossova169 2 years ago
he has the best calenders
Maybeemotomorrow 2 years ago
his real name is mike?
JordansInsanity 2 years ago
Mike Polk :)
Robmeister2006 2 years ago
NOO!!! WHAT ABOUT GREGGER?? AHHA
swirlygirly1234 2 years ago
There is a lot of truth to this! if all you get all day is the same girls, you start to be attracted to them somehow even though you might normally not be. I'm in college and at work and I'm 21, and honestly some of the older women at my work are starting to look pretty hot...
barcanard 2 years ago 5
Congrats Greg! Charges Dropped!
CasedLogic 2 years ago 4
or she's not that married and pregnant lol
shoefetish55 2 years ago
there's actually some truth to this. LOL
rydendm 2 years ago
greg's really acting like terry in this one.
0011010110101100 2 years ago
lol i agree. towards the end.
KaizerKaizi 2 years ago
haha
0ctopus260 2 years ago
Very funny. Bit of a rip off from the Gervais Merchant slagging off fans skit. Great stuff all the same
tonymarino 2 years ago
that was excellent!
latenightloki 2 years ago
"first" so true rofl
abduldajewl 2 years ago
MIKE?!?! YOUR NAME IS MIKE?!?!
weird.
meemer147 2 years ago
LOL..nice
jimmyjib03 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAH fucking loved it
ViceVegaVishop 2 years ago
ha nice.
And I loved Spanish love song lol.
Stupidbox2234 2 years ago
Congrats Greg!
Charges dropped!
gahzeyboe 2 years ago 5
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Ichigo227 2 years ago
gawsh i see them first time and im a fan already!! finally something good to watch on youtube.. =)
kamdevil 2 years ago 2
" Congrats Greg Charges Dropped " lol
policeboy1288 2 years ago
we really are the best viewers in the world.....
Mxgamer 2 years ago 2
lol at 1:03
pingpongbro88 2 years ago
Best expression ever.
G3n3r1cUsername 2 years ago
haha, i never noticed that
KaitzDotKom 2 years ago
first as in being the first to leave a comment
SBrolund 2 years ago
lol i dun get the "first first first" bit...
CnessieRS 2 years ago
he is referring to those users who like to be the first one to write comment on the video.
cyrushyk 2 years ago
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dchris1990 2 years ago
1. I love the way he says "we'll see you again real soon" at 0:31
2. I love how he just throws in the incredibly insulting phrase"a bunch of douchebags" at 0:46
3: I love his face at 1:03 and 0:05
cantthinkofsn22 2 years ago
do u lik him by any chance?
pdpdpd22 2 years ago
OMG, Greg is going to do Terry style! ''yea you love me''
Drareg1648 2 years ago
I think I fired that guy last week.
pcsbyte 2 years ago
1:49 look at the writing on the whiteboard!
lol
Viper5746 2 years ago
LOL "FIRST, FIRST FIRST"
XXXREDROOMXXX 2 years ago
LOL " FIRST, FIRST"
kingofkings1959 2 years ago
very nice now go blow that dude.
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EmoFilth 2 years ago
Greg has the worst opening hand of hearts I have ever seen.
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If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
Rayman122109 2 years ago
first!
hahahah :) LOVE YOU GUYSS :)
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NewYorkEmperor555 2 years ago
lmao. first!
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johaun73 2 years ago
FIRST!
m00niee 2 years ago
Gigigigy
pcsbyte 2 years ago
She is Cute.
pcsbyte 2 years ago
she is aye... cept for THE GIANT FKN COW IN HER CUNT
=P
Kaarox 2 years ago
lol@sign
"Congrats Greg charges dropped!"
Mrpwnage333 2 years ago
Mike is the same person as "Greg". You don't get the sense that he's any nicer a guy out of character.
Which is just fine.
"Blow a dude"-I thought he said "Blow a doob" at first, but why the freakout-weed never hurt nobody-then I realized he said "dude".
Ev105 2 years ago
sad but true
dreamzero1 2 years ago
april 2006?????lol
eggxactly410 2 years ago
this is a really true video...i hate when my standards dwindle because of spending 40 hours in a location where there's a terrible representative cross-section of the female population.
though there is one chick at my workplace that i'd definitely date anyway. but of course she seems to think i'm some freak and never says anything to me despite i've done nothing.
Thrashaero 2 years ago
Maybe she just isnt the type of girl who approaches men, go give it a shot. Pound that vag like it's 1999. Think of me when you do it. Go get her tiger.
kkev1n 2 years ago
no she approaches all the guys and talks it up and laughs yadda yadda but not with me. besides i only know she exceeds my physical standards (by quite a long shot) however i don't know her personality much but as far as I can tell it ain't that great.
Thrashaero 2 years ago
You can't stick your d!ck in personality. Girls want it as much as guys do, we all are human, we all get urges. Just tell her you have 8'' of man ready to pound her for 45 mins, she won't turn it down. If she does, move onto the next person, doing nothing is the same response as getting a "no"
Eventually you'll get a "yes" and it's all worth while.
kkev1n 2 years ago
and i can't shove my fist in her childhood dreams.
'just tell her you have 8" of man ready to pound her for 45 mins, she won't turn it down'
well, at work, that would be difficult to not get fired for harrassment. besides i aint into sluts.
Thrashaero 2 years ago
wow missed that one!
but what the episode says is true, sometimes it's not even funny.
dAvrilthebear 2 years ago
we "respect" you too!!
cressentfresh 2 years ago
im gonna go blow a dude
heideclark88 2 years ago
Blow a doob.
Blow a doob as in doobie.
Doobie = joint
spyinthewires 2 years ago
he said blow a dude... not doob...
riichardmattson91 2 years ago
I guess he did say "dude".
My bad.
spyinthewires 2 years ago
beginning was the best.
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp
dudeiamstoned 2 years ago
275th!
AnAngryEmo 2 years ago 2
first !!!!1
mmdghr 2 years ago
first first first first
lol its so funny when he makes fun of us
0ogly1 2 years ago
The internet is the only place where you can be called a "moron" or a "douchebag" without it pissing you off.
DarkReaper1994 2 years ago 4
I'VE MISSED THIS SHOW!!!!!
Qrstnce 2 years ago
His face at the end when he saw the camera was still on!! lol
lizzyroses 2 years ago
first first i was being them again did you hear me i love telling jokes with you lmao thats great stuff!!!!
sgy2dpe 2 years ago
reminds me of rpi.... fml
RedRozeWolF 2 years ago
u would b so goodon scrubs haha
areetimdan 2 years ago 2
you are so alone...
jeandanield 2 years ago
LMFAO aw man...greg you piece of shit...i love ya man.
firstpostlol 2 years ago 2
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Zerojquan 2 years ago
9160th!
fr0stb1te 2 years ago
not good looking, just have no other choices...great!
paulipeanuts 2 years ago
lmao "congrats greg charges dropped"
BabyBop2202 2 years ago
haha im gonna go blow a dude huh *looks at camera* :O
patricksk1123 2 years ago 4
LOL blow a dude XD
Ryak1234 2 years ago
Bring back the extended directors cut with 'her gingivitis and halitosis isn't that bad' and 'I kind of think the mailboy looks like a girl'. The segment just isn't as much fun without them. 5 stars BTW.
zerobeholder 2 years ago
first!!!!
JustinGunderson 2 years ago
great stuff
SexAfterSandwich 2 years ago
first!
MFekz 2 years ago
So true!
Ericka125 2 years ago
WE HATE YOU NOW
but i steel rated 5 stars
cope and past this
Soyummy74 2 years ago
I thought that was funny! Lol. First! I love it
xXLegionX 2 years ago
Lol, CptTool. What an idiot. Good job commenting three times and saying the exact same thing throughout all three of them. Hahaha.
If you're gonna blow some dude Greg, my door is unlocked. ;]
Hahaha
FFsousa1 2 years ago
FIRST!
y0ut00ber 2 years ago
niicee! that was well done... it just reminds me of how much i really like these charcaters and how much they bring to the table with there plots haha sounds corny but just watch it.
Chick6517 2 years ago
FIRSTTT!!
elitetwilighter 2 years ago
opening was awesome. 5 stars for the bj alone.
RukiaRod 2 years ago
anyone notice the "Congrats Greg, Charges Dropped!" sign and the bikini calendar?? lol
benshoofbrian 2 years ago
THE GREATEST! lol keep it up man!
NewYorkBoy1993 2 years ago
lol first,, i am not gay but u can blow me
turkishniyazy 2 years ago
lol CONGRATS GREG CHARGES DROPPED
SASchertz 2 years ago
LMAO! "i'm probly gonna go blow a dude" xD
LightningStrikeXXX 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA, the opening was grand, just purely grand!
JBGUY2K 2 years ago 2
i thought greg didnt go to college according to the bogus resume episode?
cameronbsmith 2 years ago
he went to College University State!
EHsoccer12 2 years ago
...you don't need to GO to college to EXPERIENCE college.
SchoolhouseTechno 2 years ago
he went to college state college, *ahem*, right?
hellucardlord 2 years ago
FIRST!
ribeiralves 2 years ago