-"What are are you doing, I'm going to report you to the NSPCC!" "Aah shut up, it ain't alive!"
-"And she rams this porridge all down her filthy neck right, and then the three bears come back....and the mummy bear goes oi, what you fink you're doing? Get outta my 'ouse or I'll have the old bill on ya! And Goldilocks is like, do I look scared?"
-"So once upon a time, there was this filthy bitch called Snow White...and she was shagging these seven dwarves. I know it's rotten innit!"
I knew I shouldn't have hung around with that, you little cow. Gus, the petrol pump attendant :)
char40365 7 months ago
ahh shut up!....it ain't alive!
StewartMacArthur1 9 months ago
-"What are are you doing, I'm going to report you to the NSPCC!" "Aah shut up, it ain't alive!"
-"And she rams this porridge all down her filthy neck right, and then the three bears come back....and the mummy bear goes oi, what you fink you're doing? Get outta my 'ouse or I'll have the old bill on ya! And Goldilocks is like, do I look scared?"
-"So once upon a time, there was this filthy bitch called Snow White...and she was shagging these seven dwarves. I know it's rotten innit!"
Tonfa4brutality 11 months ago
Showin' me up like that...BITCH!
algoyo 1 year ago
'I can get you into a half-way house by nightfall!...Piss off!!!'LOL
OHhooverpoof 1 year ago
The look on her face..."I love a bit of punnilingus me" LOL !!!
posyanne64 1 year ago 6
"aah shut up! it ain't alive!"
missdeirdrehalliwell 1 year ago
it aint alive HAHAHAHA
alhpidge 1 year ago
'bloody care in the community' hahaha
RichhhStarrr 2 years ago