I will Survive

[woowoowoo57]

atheists



[ruraluniverse]

lawl i used all my accounts thumed this up and the added it to my favs

[Atheist961]

religion is funny

[smart18perfect]

i wish he dies

[BANNERABLE212]

me too

[jrrrbear]

oh i am laughing like crazy here!

[spawnkiddo]

Hahahahaa HOLY SHIT!:)

[francisrealone]

i dont care about this video ...i rather think about the souls of those producers hehe.. i think they wont survive hahaha lol

[MrAndre199000]

my lord and savior jesus christ, forget them because they dont know wath they do

[Harelgur]

jesus is a myth

[randomsmilieslol]

LOL!! OMG I WAS LAUGHTING LIKE HELL WHEN HE DID THAT!!!! :D (HE WEARS A DIAPER!!)

[zaproductions34]

@hummingbirdcanada YOU,SIR...ARE AMAZING!

[queziasa]

que o senho te reprenda

[davidmf1]

Yo mo, that's what makes us human. we can laugh at ourselves and our beliefs. 

[jinkyungOH]

omg I can't stop laughing lol

[MrMan5202]

WHAT THE HECK HE LOOKS LIKE A RETARD

[Suel14]

LOL it's funny coz im not christian but still feel offended coz Jesus Christ was a prophet and i respect him !

[GriffinNary]

@Suel14

I can't really work out your logic...

?

[Suel14]

@GriffinNary don't work it out then but i suggest you read some islamic books or at least make a research. I bet u won't and i don't care! Ur loss :(

[GriffinNary]

@Suel14 I see.

[blaquecherry419]

@GriffinNary am christian bt what he means is that jesus christ is in the koran as wel?? other wise known as prophet isa in the koran... got it now?

[GriffinNary]

@blaquecherry419

Yes.

[jesusvsmoses]

This is the only way i will accept your fabulous lord :D

[ajioned]

orz

[Valeri377]

Asta ahi kedo !

[mohamedramadan222]

iam muslim , and iam so sad , Jesus was a great prophet .. how you make fun of him ... how ?

[jesusvsmoses]

@mohamedramadan222

omg i laughed even more when i saw this comment xD Its ok i am pretty sure its in your religion not to have a sense of humor :O

[AP93Playa]

@mohamedramadan222 i knew you religious freaks would be all over this. just fuck off. you´ll be doing yourself and everyone else a favor.

[ButterflyLady59]

Lol

[nikoulaki14]

WTF!!!!IS THAT?SAME ON YOU THATB YOU MADE IT!I AM A CHRISTIAN ORTHODOX AND I DONT ACCEPT ANYTHING LIKE THAT!IDIOTS..

[ggfnjshngfgf]

for your knowledge this shit is very offensive to Jesus Christ 

[sqpdamocles]

awesome



[birdmarctw]

thanks funny good job

[jackyjacky520]

o.. Jesus...  T-T"

[Pollix780]

I dunno why everyone is getting worked up. Only with Jesus you could do that, he is just that awesome. Everyone else get's too touchy about their prophet.

[mariepellejo]

This is why God is always sad.....He killed Himself and suffered so much and yet nothing has changed.....people sinned more!

Please stop this..It's literally hurting God

[JordieYoxoxo]

Giggle

[gianssi]

did that guy was really hit by the bus??? or it was staged... i would like to know

[nksharpshooter]

@gianssi Staged, Computer effects added. If you play close enough attention to videos similar to this usually you can tell (like for someone "falling" to their "death") that their body will look unrealistic or going too fast at the point where the shock factor is. Hard to explain, Computers can only bring realism so far atm. With this video it's harder to tell due to the low quality that already exists...Usually you would see a quality inconsistancy, the rendering quality would drop on object.

[gianssi]

@nksharpshooter not familiar with computers but ty for the respond and i get it ^^

[nksharpshooter]

@gianssi no problem, i found it hard to explain but glad you got it xD

[boobed123]

This Guy Is really Going 2 hell

[Numanchels11]

thats sooooo funny this is my 100th time watchin it in my life but I am a bit sorry for religous people ho mite be offened by this even tho were just havin a bit of fun

[yasijo0on]

This is Hilarious! LOLOLOL and all you religious idiots pls do GTFO religion is so yesterday :)))))

[Rondos100]

this isnt funny.. just sad that you would make this video..

[torafb95]

did he actually get hit???? lolololololol

[fishingben04]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eastwoodnorris]

that was fcking hilarious every last bit

[hery7731]

why you dont make a funny video of your mom asshold

[TheMemyselfandme]

did he really get hit by a bus?

[trumpoke9999]

Lol, guys, dont be so serious. God is hilarious. Just look at the way He created the platypuses. God sure has a BIG sense of humor. I'm sure He would have laughed His ass of if He saw this vid.

[escozzia]

dude this is epic

and for everybody going all pissed over jesus being insulted, come on guys, the christ probably has a sense of humor and finds this hilarious

IMR

[musicmonsta97]

Hilarious!

[hummingbirdcanada]

OMG! THIS IS HILLARIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

1. PAUSE THIS VIDEO AT THE BEGGINING

2. OPEN UP BABY JUSTIN BIEBER IN A DIFFRENT TAB

3.GO BACK TO THIS VIDEO AAND UNPAUSE IT (DO NOT PAUSE THE BABY)

4. THUBS UP IF U SEE IT!!!!!!

[jojoxxx1001]

@hummingbirdcanada Hahahahaa That made me and my friend LOL :)

[hummingbirdcanada]

@jojoxxx1001 thanks!!! :D

[asiansrock1]

@hummingbirdcanada I don't see it >_< What happens? :(

[hummingbirdcanada]

@asiansrock1 never mind тhen

p.s.@jojoxxx1001 got it (not to blame u, just for the record)

[TheNaturelover123]

@hummingbirdcanada XD

[SOXURROXOFF]

@hummingbirdcanada XD Genius

[SankoGaming]

@hummingbirdcanada THAT'S SO COOL AND THIS VIDEO WAS ON THE INTERWEBS LONG BEFORE JB WAS

[kapu47]

@hummingbirdcanada how the hell did you found this out....?

[hummingbirdcanada]

@kapu47 when i saw the dude in a diaper, i thought of a baby, baby=justin bieber

JB fans dont hate >.<

[TheLittleDivine]

i just like the part : 0:31

[supershoter1000]

lohohohohohol

[TheLittleDivine]

HEY! YOUR INSULTING JESUS! AND THATS BAD!

[Marrules1]

calm down gosh its insulting and funny at the same fucking time ;)

[huntelareik]

this is blasphemy

[escozzia]

@huntelareik this is madness

[TehFroZe]

HAHAHAHA OMG! BEST YOUTUBE VID EVER!

[hellobrittanyLYNNN]

that is so mean how could some make a video about THIS SMH.!!!!!!!!

[mizznhewitt08]

0:38 LOL :)

[barrientosgilbert]

jajaja, it´s really funny

[icecoldblodd]

scared the shit out of me !

[Some1Awesome]

@icecoldblodd u're not the only one who got scared xD

[cpcrs124]

ok so i am guilty i laughed but i love Jesus and he might be sad right now bcuz i watched this video bcuz i thought i was watching the alien one but NOOOOO when i go to church SUNDAY IM GOING TO REPENT!!!!!!!!!!AND U GUYS SHOULD TOO!

[ancutsa92]

idiot



[janetathensbay]

Maybe I was in shock the first time...but the second time, I laughed so hard that I felt guilty! This is the funniest video I've ever seen! Come on, even if you believe in Christ, you can still have fun!

[bubblegurrl123]

I love Jesus but that was sooooooooooooo funny hahahhahaaha

[KirstenAntigua]

146 people think Jesus CAN'T survive.

[MultiSledovatel]

How wil do die? BUS!!!!! xDDD

[kezzymcrlover]

and just like most atheist, when you are on your deathbed you will be asking for forgivness. Give it up, stop trying to get attention, and rejoice with jesus.-STOP trying to cram your religion down everyones throat-not everyone wants to believe and I believe that is their choice. A lot of people do not believe these days-that is just the day and age we live in. The video was meant to be funny-I admit I didnt find it funny and it wasnt an attack on jesus so shut up

[wolfluver20]

i love jesus but i think he has some humor to understand i think its funny

[angelandluka]

this is sooooooooooooooooo funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol he gets hit by a bus good work and stuff all you Jesus lovers

[littlemissbugsxx]

u need help. watch u get struck by lighting.im a christian and that is all im bout to say......... that is messed up he died on the cross for our sins and all you can do is make him get hit a bus so go to HADI.............

[TheFRiTZBURG]

@littlemissbugsxx CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

[littlemissbugsxx]

u need help. watch u get struck by lighting.im a christian and that is all im bout to say.........

[creamycam]

Best. Jesus. Ever.

[MortonBert]

THIS IS FREAKING BAD OF YOU.

dont you think your upsetting the lord well heres something how about you are in middle of the zoo and a red and blue magic zebra ran into you with a TRIPLE DECKER BUS and then your body ran into a freaking lion yeah youl be sobbing then!

but the people that belive in god and didnt laugh god bless u

[RFT15ify]

@poisunoskid Ok.

Well. The information I just said is all I know.

[Rifmeista]

Completely uncalled for.

[crazygrey771]

Brilliant! All you thumpers need to get a sense of humor. Just because you believe something doesn't mean it's true!

[Crazy4Lone]

he is die ?? T T"

[thetalkingiphone]

LOL at shrek

[Japangothgirl9]

I dont think this will please God....

[scasey71374]

i thought u were goin to survive dumb a**

[vastrolordz]

Funny video SD



[Twiztid460]

LMAO!!!!!



[poisunoskid]

How do we know how Jesus (peace be upon him) looks like? real Christians are against idols. The statues you see of Jesus might not be his image.

[RFT15ify]

@poisunoskid The face of Jesus is based on the towel that is used to wipe His face when He was crucified.

[poisunoskid]

@RFT15ify Please elaborate.

[RFT15ify]

@poisunoskid Yeah I'm so dumb.

[maypikee]

stupid video

[miniben8]

that bus nearly hit that white car :O

[frantowntyson]

i love when he hip checks the dude at 0:38

[BoboSab3121]

fuck jesus cum on his face and rape the virgin mary

[XxluizaxX1]

fuck you ,, u cant just make fun of jesus! thats just fuckin tight ,u fucked up bitchis -.-

[Darkhathor]

omg CANT STOP CRYING AND LAUGHING.

REALLY LAUGHING MY PANTS OFF.CLASSIC

[darkzabath13]

hahahahahha......funny jesus deserves that

[EscaladeGurl]

i love jesus but this is a bit funny but mean LOL

[wilbur63]

fail



[orangeorquid7]

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINIONS AND BELIEFS.. THIS ONE IS MINE>>>Whoever believes in Him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. John 3:18. GO AHEAD MAKE FUN, MOCK HIM.. BUT MANY WILL BE BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS. MAY GOD'S MERCY BE UPON YOU.

[RFT15ify]

@orangeorquid7 Agreed, He is ready to forgive and Jesus will just ignore them.

[lacrosseguy108]

@orangeorquid7 amen!

[californiabreee]

@orangeorquid7 LMAO , wow I am Pagan . And mister I am so holy now guess what . Almost EVERY christan holiday is passed off a pagan one. Christmas, Easter, ect. And their was the goddess of fertility found 300 years before Jesus Christ supposedly walked this earth. So believe in what you want. I respect other religions but when you say that obnoxious crap on a video many people find hilarious I think its time for you to shut your mouth :)

[TheYipedo]

@orangeorquid7 I have an opinion too. Those who believe in the Norse gods, especially Odin, will travel to Valhalla upon death. Those who do not will go to Hell (the REAL Hell). Or how about, those who don't eat their booger within their lifetime will reincarnate as a cockroach in the land of blueberries. See, fairy tales ARE fun!

[a48034]

@orangeorquid7 boooooooo u suck, but i do have a question, are u a male or female?

[Marinababes11]

i think he should of got hit by a bus cause he is a freak(the man was played as jesus!)

[WTFLookAtThat]

I like that before I was watching this I was watching ahippo dance to "too Much Booty In The Pants" as I skimmed through the other videos I saw Jesus and decided to watch ..... I have to admit i literally ROFOLed!!! XD

[XionVinco]

Im a Catholic and I feel bad for watching this...

but laughing Her ass off XD

[elgboytv]

I'm muslim and as I hate every1 who insult mohammed so I hate the 1 who is insulting jesus here.

[thesunset75]

Funny but dont bother about religion

[Slim58able]

I like the part with Jesus...

[yassin166]

If hell esxcist... Were fucked!

[foneyon]

LMFAO!

all i gotta say

xD

[RayQuaza1987]

goshh!! he didn't survived! hahaahahahaha LMAO

[ASHERLIVEZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[flipflop10150]

go to - - - thats my Lord your mocking.

[JJHernandez827]

dont do that to jueses

[streetfootballer121]

no i love jesus but i hate the man that is disingg jesus!

[ElmoBaby6969]

@streetfootballer121 LOL, Bible humper. You live a sad sad life.

[takawpaw]

wow u guy try to jesus to die he take u sin because u do that when u die u will go to hell underderthat that everyone u never know jesus will came here today or tomorrow u never know ok don't being stupid

[BoringNameSoHi]

This is horrible! YALL are horrible, who ever liked this! You shouldnt be making fun of Jesus. With out him, where would you be right now? You would be sinning! If you laughed at this, your not a christain, your a horrible person, if you laugh at this, you love the devil!

[Daniell523]

@BoringNameSoHi Thats right dude !

[warhammermaster12311]

@BoringNameSoHi if you don't like this video, don't watch it. Myself, I am an atheist, and I respect your beliefs, but if you feel that this needs to degenerate into insults then please do not comment on this. This goes for anyone else who wishes to post comments like this on youtube.

[frikndarrell]

@warhammermaster12311 and just like most atheist, when you are on your deathbed you will be asking for forgivness. Give it up, stop trying to get attention, and rejoice with jesus.

[warhammermaster12311]

@frikndarrell you may believe that, and in some day i might belive in jesus and god. But don't you think that if there is a god he would want you to enjoy life and just have a bit of fun?

[phi9x]

bless that he still survive !

[TheMrZidane10]

Pony?

[MIKEYandJOSHvideos]

Holy Jebus!

[wigger30]

i wonder what the bus driver said lol....

[Jowettt123]

pause it play it keep pressing 7 :D

[SpiderShane1]

HAHA JESUS SUCKS

[YoshiHunnyBunny]

All of you need to stop letting this get to you. I thought it was hillarious, I believe in Jesus, I go to church on sunday, Even fridays sometimes :D But hell man this was funny.

[chemafan]

@YoshiHunnyBunny i agree dude i am also a christian and lol so hard hahaha

[sycova]

To be continued in 3 days

[gobletoffire75]

shreck was like "i tought i was ugly"

[TheKlaudixxxxx]

nie ładnie jaj sobie robić z Jezusa!!! , not nice to do with the eggs you Jesus!

[adortiz09]

i like the part with cow

[IxIanSo80xI]

idk why your all offended, dont take it so seriously...

[Nowhereman90]

I have to ask... is he ok?

[ThirdTERMINATOR]

hahaha

[thedragonwolfgirl]

this is a disgrace. if you have to make fun of a religion, make fun of your own. or better yet, go suck a fat baby's dick.

[MrBeanerman97]

@thedragonwolfgirl saying these bad things is bad like fuck is bad

[thedragonwolfgirl]

@MrBeanerman97 it's bad to protect my religion? i think not.

[theCREAPx]

@thedragonwolfgirl yeh, thats probably what all christians would do. sucking babies dicks...

[Daniell523]

@theCREAPx Fuck you !

[theCREAPx]

@Daniell523 naaahh, you fuck babies, like she said

[Daniell523]

@theCREAPx You can fuck you mother and father you ass hole !

[theCREAPx]

@Daniell523 aah, you make me think of those moslim extremists, all that nice chitchat and stuff :)

[streetfootballer121]

i hate this person!!!!!! he is a d*** he is disin jesus i wish that happen foreal i HATE THIS VIDEOOOO!!! AND THE STUPED MANN THAT HE IS SO H

[vaea46]

@streetfootballer121 - how can u hate him, i fort your white Jesus taught you to love

[streetfootballer121]

i hate this person!!!!!! he is a d*** he is disin jesus

[kevindeadlu]

Hunting God is a great adventure!! but this video is disrespect 2 god!! fuck you fuck your mother fuck your father and all to your family!! THUMBS UP!!!

[TheBbabes]

@kevindeadlu thubs down!

[Snowmar30]

Son of a bitch Jesus did not survive that bus.. whahahaha so funny this blasphemous video

[Snowmar30]

Hahahahahaha LMAO !!

[Gabriella01111]

LMAO!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Sooooooooo unexpected at the end =D =D =D

[askimnerde66]

lekker voor hem.. Jesus is iemand die echt Heilig is voor moslims ook.. na Hz.Muhammed komt hij voor ons in 2de plaats,, dus ik vervloek de mensen die geen respect hebben..

[powerfulgirl12]

should i feel bad for laughin and curse the video or juss do nothin???

[cowboy58962]

cool vid it was funny



[niksunako23]

yes your right jesus will laugh in this video